Oh no Prime punched reality again and now ________________!

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>>89968548
THE PROM'S TOMORROW!

J'onn J'onzz was founding member of the Teen Titans.

>>89968548
...reality has enough of it and started punching back!

>>89968548
Now all superheroes are retarded

>>89968727
So nothing changed?

Lex Luthor Is a founding member of LOSH

>>89968548

Spighetty with steank and catsup.

He is his own father and mother

He's the only one who can stand up to Dr. Manhattan

>>89968548
...comic books don't exist anymore and the only stories told are on CW.

>>89968548
Superman is now a paraplegic who touches another man's balls and wants to find the corpse of Jesus Christ to kill the president of America by winning a horse race.

>>89968548
BERENSTAIN!

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>>89968548
I'm gay now.

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>>89968548
Superman is now a woman!

Marvel's released another event that claims will CHANGE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE FOREVER! forrealthistimeuntilthenexteventcomesalongnextweekthatwillclaimthesamething.

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>>89968548
>X-Men is now part of DC Universe
err

>>89968548
Warner Bros. is attempting to make edgy grimdark movies about their heroes.

>>89971480
>BERENSTAIN
this still freaks me out

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>>89968548
I have a girlfriend.

>>89971742
Yeah I hated when Burton made Batman a killer.

>>89968726
> Reality want revenge for every retcon

>>89971783
Not even Superboy Prime can fix that.

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>>89968548
I have a boner

>>89968548
SPEED FORCE DON'T WORKS ANYMORE

>>89971841
tell that to /tg/

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>>89971614
>Superman is now a woman!

I like it!

Chris Kent is back!
And he's PISSED.

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>>89971760
>a bunch of people misspell a word
>this still freaks me out

>>89971567
We are back at Earth-Prime i see

Green lanterns wear their rings on there toes now instead. its extremely awkward in a fight

>>89968548
Lex Luthor is gay for Jon Kent.

Trump lost the election

>>89972053
get out of my reality you subhuman scum

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>>89972293
In my reality there penguins

>>89968548
Billionaire Kent Nelson, a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet, had had enough of his boring lifestyle. Tired of hiding among humans after the destruction of his home planet Mars, of whom he is the sole survivor, he decided that he needed something better to do with his life. When a bronze tiger crashed through the window, he thought that this was an omen: he was to become: the Blue Beetle. Taking 21st Century technology and going back in time, he knew that he could no longer be Kent Nelson and adopted a new secret identity: Jonah Hex, a traveling magician who frequently uses backwards words to perform his tricks.

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>>89972804

>>89968548
>Oh no Prime punched reality again and now Rebirth books aren't utter shote anymore!

But the future refused to change.

>>89971614
now kiss

iceman is gay

>>89968548
One More Day never happened

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>>89968548
Batman is a gay transgender whitefaced disabled black man that self-identifies a bat.

>>89968748
A time anomaly brings Lex Luthor into a future where no one knows him and the age of heroes is a legend at best. His riches are gone but he adapts surprisingly fast, making his way up in this new business world with cunning and a little bit of cheating. Soon he's the self-made man again, king of the world. But it is an awfully dull world, void of what he once set out to prove and filled with humans that are in fact very close to the best they could be, yet not quite there. So Luthor sets out to assemble a team of the (sorta) humans with the universe's biggest potential, to do what needs to be done to keep the world safe while proving once and for all that humans are superior.

He might also give himself superpowers or some power armor somewhere along the way, idk.

>>89975969
Or Luthor is the one who invents the Legion flight ring.

>>89976201
Well, can't have any dirty Coluans in his totally human Legion so he would have to. Or he could kidnap said dirty Coluan, have him invent the ring/metal and then claim to the public that it's an invention by the glorious Lex.

Watchmen is canon

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>>89971465

Batman and Joker are as gay as in The Lego Batman Movie.

>>89976269
Watchmen is cannon.

>>89968548
He lives on the gay porn planet

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Everything is the same but Batman now goes around dressed up as a pink bunny

>>89976664
>gay porn planet
So that's where it comes from!

>>89968548
Homsetuck ended after a year and Problem Sleuth is an ongoing series of quest thread "cases."

>>89968548
Bendis is an award winning novelist that had writen several masterpiece literature. He is a highly sought after individual that DC, Marvel, Image and Dark Horse wants in their company.

>>89977818
Bendis?

>>89978460
Yes, Bendis. He is a highly sought after individual that DC, Marvel, Image and Dark Horse wants in their company.

>>89968548
Chris Chan and Sonichu have entered the DC universe.