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Tamaranean Girls: >qt >attractive skin colour >green

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Tamaranean Girls:
>qt
>attractive skin colour
>green eyes
>descended from kitty cats
>very emotional
>kindhearted
>very loving
>good in bed
>strong
>good genetic basis

are tamaranean qts more suited gfs than our """"stronk independunt womyn""""?
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>>89965909
They're also gigantic sluts who'll kiss any guy who knows a different language than them.
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>>89965909
>descended from kitty cats
>Absolute zero kitty cat features
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>>89965967
it's largely behavioral.
TT Star a serious qt3.14
I want to watch her drink mustard all afternoon.
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>>89965946
it's just a transfere of knowledge
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>>89965909
But don't they have trouble differentiating one person from another
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>>89965909
>attractive skin colour
Eh... Dunno 'bout that.


>descended from kitty cats
Wait, really?
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What are those things on their foreheads?
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>>89966027
eyebrows
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>>89966019
>men are wide massive strongs
>women are thin
What? How do genetics work?
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>>89966012
>Wait, really?
yes
Tamaraneans are DC version of Khajiits. and not only because of the cat thing:
>wandering gypsies
>attracted to narcotics
>considered to be inferior by an entire galaxy
>worshiping a female version of sheogorath
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>>89966063
sexual dimorphisim is a thing
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>>89965909
>descended from kitty cats
Please explain. What species of cat did they descend from? How did they evolve?
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>>89965967
The men have barbed dicks. The women only ovulate when under a lot of sexual pain.
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>>89965909
Space Oni are better.
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>>89966019
Holy shit. Is that Korra as a Tamaranean?
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>>89966109
In DC, humans evolved from Gorillas (This is why devolution rays turn people into gorillas), don't pay too much attention to the specifics or you will get a headache.
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>>89966109
Space cats.
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>>89966153
they dont masturbate either, thats what really gets me. How can literally nobody in the entire multiverse ever masturbate?
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They lick each other to bathe right?
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>>89965909


>>shows example of strong independent woman

>>pines on how they must be better then our "strong indepudunt womyn hrurrr hurrr"

Have you been hurt, anon?
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>>89965909
They're not real you porn-addicted kissless waste of flesh
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>Tamaran
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>>89966178
That doesn't tell me anything. Were they cats from earth that were introduced to a new planet and just evolved from there? How did they go from cats to the way that they are now?
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>>89965989
this is fan art right?
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>>89966074
Didn't they hated Kryptonians for some reason?
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>>89965909
Yet somehow the black haired purple eyed evil one is the best.
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>>89966702
They evolved from some feline like alien on their homeworld.
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>>89966775
I want to fug that cat
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>>89966741
pretty much everyone hates Kryptonians (with the obvious exception of Kal), because they're gigantic assholes (with the obvious exception of Kal).
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>>89966774
How come Blackfire is the only one with black hair? The rest of the Tamaraneans have brown hair by the looks of it. Are black haired Tamaraneans the gingers of their race?
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>>89966807
>pretty much everyone hates Kryptonians

Yeah going around in crystal battleships fucking shit up can do that.
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>>89966824
She's a mutant. In the comics she can't fly, which Tamaranians consider a disability.
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>>89966831
I still think it was the Guardians who turned all their suns red. The blue meanies have erased worlds for less bullshit than the Kryptonian Empire pulled.
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>>89966860
Yeah they do love fucking shit up.
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>>89965909
>good genetic basis
>only girlfriend material
>not wife and a litter of children material

0/10 OP is repulsed by the thought of sexual contact with a vagina.
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>>89966831
>crystal battleships

That sounds so cool.
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>>89966869
Right? And we're supposed to believe that this colossal galaxy-spanning empire of supermen sort just of packed up and went home leaving no trace except pockets of fanatical isolationists (who also conveniently have red suns) like Daxam and Krypton itself?
Nah, the whole thing smells to me of a violent collapse, such as would be brought upon by all their superpowers suddenly being taken away and the "master race" finding itself surrounded by angry former slaves.
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>>89965909
I wanna wrap her hair around my dick and cum all over her tits.
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>>89966888
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>>89966928
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>>89966233
existence is overrated anyways
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>>89966854
so blackfire was a vegetable?
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>>89967033
Furthermore, we're all vegetables in Starfire's eyes.
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>>89967079
furthermore, starfires race is a bunch of troqs in other eyes of other races
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>>89966774
I double that
brunettes are hot
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>>89967468
You don't stick your dick in crazy bud.
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>>89966878
>litter
get a Volta girl instead.
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>>89967664
Volta?
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>>89965909
You're describing Starfire, not her species.
Her sister fails to meet many of those qualities.
>good in bed
If they're anything like kryptonians I'd be careful of any "contractions" assuming you could even displace anything with your comparatively frail human equipment.
also a friendly reminder that you are a traitorous xenophile and should be purged.
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>>89967840
>Her sister fails to meet many of those qualities.
Her sister is a bitter cripple in her world, and now a trophy wife.
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>>89966063
You might want to open up a book about genetics yourself if you don't know about sexual dimorphisim
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>>89967867
>and now a trophy wife.
I hope you're not talking about the Green Blob shit, because the writers themselves said it wasn't canon.
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>>89967840
In the DC universe, a non-powered human can take a punch from someone with super strength and only be bounced around, maybe lose conciousness. DC humans are very sturdy.

And if worse comes to worse, there is at least one planet that gives humans who visit it kryptonian tier powers.
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>>89967126
Wait, if her race of superhumans that can fly and shoot lasers is considered inferior to other races, what the fuck kind of chance do humans have in the universe?

Lovecraft was right, aliens are OP.
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>>89967921
I think it's more related to them being shitty as a culture than due to power levels.
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>>89967928
What was wrong with their culture? I never read the comics.
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>>89967911
>writers themselves said it wasn't canon.
writers are faggots that only believe their work is canon, then get assmad when someone comes on the book and write something they dislike.
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>>89966119
fu*king cats man
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>>89968094
Nature is hell.
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>>89965909

>>good genetic basis

They're not even human you degenerate fuck
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>>89966186

When has this been specified

I am genuinely interested.
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>>89965909
It baffles me every day that somehow most people here prefer Raven over Starfire.
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>>89968323
Ayo! did somebody say Raven?
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>>89966142
What's weirder,every Tamaranean looks like Starfire.
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>>89968473
germans all look the same
japs all look the same
the english all look the same
blacks all look the same
middle easterners all look the same


but god forbid a cartoon race of aliens that are all located in the same area look similar (unless mutation occurs like with blackfire)
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>>89967935
Imagine if vikings could fly through space and throw fireballs.
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>>89965967
So you're saying she needs six boobs?
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>>89968473
Wow, racist much? This is not okay. Ugh.
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>>89968926
>I just notice their faces look just like starfire
>boy thats racist
kay den
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>>89966019
>the men aren't fit and wearing less than the girls
SHIT BOYS
SHIT COSTUMES
SHIT TASTE
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>>89968607

Pretty sure even the vikings would tell Tamaranians to take it down a notch.
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>>89968897
It would be a start.
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Today I learn starfire's people evolved from cats. Seems legit and explains some things. Neat.
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>showing a woman from a sapient race with barbed dicks the proportionally gigantic and smooth human penis
Do you think Star avoided a relationship with Dick for so long because she thought when they hooked up her vagoo was going to be ripped up by barbs
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>>89969143
>alright robin, I...I think I am finally the ready
>*ziiiiiiiiiiip*
>w-what? Where are the barbs!? Are not all penises having the barbs!?
>Barbs? No star, human genitalia is smooth...
>WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME THIS THE SOONER
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>>89968143
t. space nazi
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>>89969274
>bridging a cultural gap which leads to an increased chance in mental disorders in your children + the probability that your children will be baren and not continue your family line all while letting foreigners invade your home because of a fetish when you could just as easily fall for a QT of your own species and not have any of those problems
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>>89969326
But anon, Tamaraneans breed fine with humans.

Don't ask how, they absorb languages through lip contact nigga I don't think rl considerations apply.
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>>89969351
>Tamaraneans breed fine with humans.
fucking comic book writers.
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I don't care about their genetics, I just want to fuck starfire.
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>>89965967
she's all kitty where it counts, bub
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>>89969367
They really do want to fuck.
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>>89966854
Which was explained as a childhood illness, and the original has auburn hair. But then the original was also a violent psychopath and not just a Mean Girl.
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>its a beautiful summer day
>you and the Titans decide to go out to your island front yard and have a day of fun in the sun
>aww ye-uh beach episode baby!
>Cyborg grilling delicious meats
>Beast Boy turning into green dolphins and shit
>Raven lounging of a beach chair, sunning herself in her rather skimpy bikini while reading some old, musty book
>Starfire, in a modest lavender one piece, comes up flying to you
>"Anon! I wish to have the fight of splashes!"
>you guys do that
>Robin watches from an awkward distance, the pockets of his poofy swim trunks filling up with water
>foods done
>everyone stuffs their fave full of Cyborg's savory meat
>afterwards Starfire cuddles up to you, and you discover that she can purr like a kitty cat
>all is right with the world
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>>89969434
>sunning herself in her rather skimpy bikini
no
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>>89969326
>Not wanting super powered children
I believe it's you who wants to condemn humanity to be inferior.
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>>89968431
No pan go home
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>>89969463
>not liking the Raven in a bikini and Starfire in a one piece trope

i didnt know it was possible for taste to be this shit
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>>89969477
>super powered mentally incompetent Elliot Rogers kids who will probably genocide both races instead of carrying on either
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>>89969434
Regular Titans, right? Because I'm pretty sure I'm too obviously old to be hanging out with teenagers.

What the fuck do I contribute to the group? Am I the handyman for Titan Tower, because if I'm going to be unplugging the toilet after everyone eats like, four cheese pizzas each.
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>>89969547
age them up, age yourself down, dont worry about age

whatever you want anon, go nuts
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>>89966824
albino
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>>89967777
Damnnnn checked
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>>89969547
Man, I would hate hanging around the Teen Titans. All their shitty drama and stupid would drive me up a wall. I'd rather hang out with one of the named Justice Leagues. Preferably the one that has the most bros at the moment.
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>>89969326
Race wont matter in the future
Every species would be equal before God and King after eternal Anglo conquers the galaxy
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>>89969825
>conquers the galaxy
you mean destroys everything for no reason other than oi m8 we need som shuga fo owa teee an fuk thos oo aint socialis commies
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>>89966186
It's a human thing
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>>89969463
I know it's out of character, but the only thing I dislike about that idea is she's not on my dick yet.
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>>89969967
He means nobody in the DC universe ever masturbates.
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>>89966928
So krptonians = irkens
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>>89970009
Now I get why Batman is so angry all the time
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>>89969384
Where does it count exactly, Wolverine?
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>>89970079

I think he's referring to her pussy.
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>>89970087
Are cat pussies somehow better than human pussies?
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>>89970110
They are proportionally much smaller and shallow than other animals. A human sized feline's pussy woukd probably be too tight to penetrate by an average human dick.

I wouldn't know anything about their texture or how they would feel, tho.
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>>89969825
I don't want to guess how many englishmen masturbated about mad mods counterrevolution episode, where entire sky was colored as the union jack
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>>89969987
Knowing how pathetic I am, if she tried hovering that ass of hers anywhere near my dick, I would prematurely cum explosively into my pants while she just gives the most pitiful, humiliating look at what just happened.
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>>89966187
yes
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>>89967912
DC humans have Kryptonian powers under a different kind of sun.
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>>89970853
Ayo Hol'up, so ya be sayin, that WE WUZ SUPERMANZ N SHIET?
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>>89969367
In Marvel it makes sense, the same cosmic beings seeded life across the universe from the same stock.

In DC its just kind of a canon singular god creating the universe so genetics line up for sentients.
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>>89970886
Ulysses was a human who got superman like powers upon being sent to an alien planet as a baby.
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>>89965989
Wait, that guy on the left looks like that villain they would fight.

Was he Tamurlian too?
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>>89970942
no matter how you look at it the real world IRL has either a single point of origin for life or a single god that created life.

but there are still problems with mixing two species and even issues mixing two races especially when the parents of the mixed children have completely different cultures.
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>>89970886
No, but we can be.

In the silver age Batman and Superman were transported to an alien planet where the sun gave him powers and took away Superman's. So Batman gave him gadgets to use.

It was fun. I think Brave And The Bold had an episode based on it.
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>>89967664
You mean Vorta??
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>>89971010
>especially when the parents of the mixed children have completely different cultures.

Oh look, its one of those"I identify as" people.

When will you people learn that culture is just another word for "the stupid shit those who can't into science think is important".

I mean seriously, we're talking about getting access to flying cars, laser beam eyes, and the maps of galactic shipping lanes we can raid and you're thinking about food, holidays, and religion?
You'll all be eating soylent plaid and working every day other than Gene Roddenberry day soon anyway.
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>>89971193
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2695719/

>Because the number of biracial children in the United States is increasing, psychiatrists need to be aware of possible issues that may be affecting a biracial child's mental health and also be aware of how identity formation may differ in this population. A preventative approach is recommended for most cases. Teaching parents how to facilitate healthy identity formation in their children is an important therapeutic intervention for any biracial child even if this is not the main focus of the therapy.

it causes issues, not issues that can't be fixed but issues that not everyone can handle.
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>>89971265
>Because the number of biracial
But we are talking about interbreeding with tamaraneans with superpowers, not some nigger subhumans
Well, tamaraneans are niggers of our galaxy, but still....
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>>89971265
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/

>Adolescents who identify themselves as mixed race are at higher health and behavior risk than those of 1 race. Nevertheless, most mixed-race adolescents are at low risk.

i.e. you're setting your kid up with potential obstacles for no reason other than a fetish.
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>>89971193
>I mean seriously, we're talking about getting access to flying cars, laser beam eyes, and the maps of galactic shipping lanes we can raid and you're thinking about food, holidays, and religion?
how does one contradicts another you bloody disgrace?
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>>89970775
>starfire will never clean your silk worm
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>>89971336
>Nevertheless, most mixed-race adolescents are at low risk.
Sounds like it's not a problem to me.
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>>89971466
>setting your kid up with potential obstacles for no reason other than a fetish.
you'd be a terrible parent
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>>89971488
>Minor obstacles
>A little "Do I hang out with humans or embrace my tamaranian heritage and burn down a few planets" during the confusing teenage years
>In exchange he has super powers, enjoys the gift of flight, and is stronger and more durable than the average with LASER BEAM EYES.

I'd be a terrible parent not to pick Starfire.
All humans are mutts anyway, seeing as how everyone not in Africa are mixed with neanderthal anyway. Yes that includes the blacks in America that are around 30% white.
Literally real life super power interspecies breeding right there and it's part of human history.
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>>89971488
Breeding at all is a terrible idea.

We're so close to immortality as digital beings and you want to emulate Discovery Channel?
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>>89971611
>All humans
so blacks aren't human?
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>>89971645
>>89971645
also
>>A little "Do I hang out with humans or embrace my tamaranian heritage and burn down a few planets" during the confusing teenage years
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dont want to be that guy, but
Tamaraneans are a really bad luck
every planet, that they've settled has been destroyed by some shitty reasons
Tamaran was destroyed
Tamaran 2.0 was destroyed
Then Starfire tricked Humans to Genocide Gordanians (not saying, that those subhumans didn't deserved that, but still, that was a pretty dick move from her), to settle their planet. And later that planet was destroyed too.
So no, thanks, I prefer my planet to not to be destroyed
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>>89971611
Asians didn't mix with Neanderthal, they fucked Denisovans AKA Hobbits who hunted tiny mammoths.

Scottish are the most Neanderthal, Polynesian the most Denisovan, and coal-black south Africa the most human.
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>>89971611
Superpower thing is universal in DC universe. it just depends on a star type
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>>89965909
>>attractive skin colour

This is how we know you're a Trump supporter.
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>>89971645
>Yes that includes the blacks in America that are around 30% white.
Try reading everything before you're done. And even then that just makes Africans 100% homo-sapien.

>>89971682
It's just the:
"Am I a Prep, a nerd, or a football playing Chad" issues taken up to 11.
You don't want to be the one that guides your extra durable physically superior son to play sports and be the Chad or whatever?
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>>89971635
Immortality in material universe is a curse
longevity isn't, but immortality is
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>>89971746
Whats wrong with God-emperor of the mankind?
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>>89971682
>Not going on summer vacation and burning down a few planets with your kids

Come on, anon. You have to teach them life skills and the ways of their ancestors!
Show them how a human destabilizes a region to colonize and profit for a few centuries.
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>>89971754
>taken up to 11.
which is the entire problem
>All humans are mutts anyway, seeing as how everyone not in Africa are mixed with neanderthal anyway.

i.e. everyone in Africa is not mixed, and therefore not a mutt = not human
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>>89971721
>coal-black south Africa the most human.
t. jamal
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>>89968963
Man, I wish Ryand'r would show up more often. Maybe if they remembered they have a male counterpart who just wears a speedo, they'd have had more equal-opportunity fanservice in Starfire's book.
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>>89971682
Whats wrong with that?
It would just empower Mankind even more...
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>>89971697
That's only in the original comics.

By cartoon canon their planet was devestated by war but they returned it to a habitable state.
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>>89971860
except everyone hates the space niggers and they will eventually be genocided
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>>89971756
Voluntary suicide, mind wiping to exoerience pleasure fresh, the possibilities are endless.

>>89971792
He's a failure. Also, he dies this year to advance the plot.

>>89971817
Shouldn't you be counting skull beans?
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>>89968607
That sounds metal as fuck.
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>>89971854
Tamaranean men are subhumans and need to be expelled
Tamaranean women on the other hand, belong to Mankind Masterrace
>>89971893
We will cleanse their nigger legacy by our superior smooth BHC
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>>89971893
Anon, humans have only one power.

Inability to be wiped out no matter how hard the universe tries because every tenth human is the fucking Hero Of Kvatch in spandex and the greatest heroes of all the other races think we're cute.
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>>89971946
>tfw best species even in comics
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>>89971812
>which is the entire problem
How so? He just has one extra problem, "Am I a prep, a nerd, a football playing Chad, or a Destroyer of worlds." And it's your job as a parent to do something constructive and slightly less megalomaniacal with his time. Like football. The fact that that's even an option for your kid shows how good he has it.
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>>89965967
Flying cats with glowing green eyes that are powered by emotional energy no less...
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>>89971946
>Hero Of Kvatch
ayo, another ES fan spotted!
I would say dovahkiin as an example, but your version is better
We can become literal Daedra
WE WUZ SHEOGORATH N SHIET!
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>>89966074
I thought this was only a cartoon thing. They are basically low powered Kryptonians that can survive in any atmosphere and in space, but somehow that makes them space niggers.

In the comics they were barbarian pieces of shit that picked fights with everything and everyone and settles all arguments with an axe to the face and sex. Typically both in a random order.
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>>89971746
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
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>>89968150
The fact that the gorillas all live in a super science advanced city with flying cars and inviso-rays and mental powered technology. Only a civilization that never ever faps at all can do that.
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>>89971946
That, and I think the other species think we're crazy.
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>>89966074
forgot to mention the rivalry with the lizards like khajiits with Argonians
And they both are destined to be conquered by us (or at least any elven counterpart of ours)
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>>89966074
So, I've been attracted to
>Fucking
>Furries
?
this is embarrassing
>>
>on the day of your birth, the ancient enemy of your people blow up a colony as a giant "fuck you" to your mom and dad so everyone hates you from the get-go
>turns out you're also crippled and a space ginger
>if you weren't royalty you'd have been left in a basket on the hill to die
>once mom and dad have more kids they basically don't need you any longer
>mom won't even look at you, just spends all her time with your retarded little sister
>despite your handicaps, you regularly outperform all your classmates
>dad doesn't give a fuck, he hands the keys to the kingdom to your faggy coward bitch of a little brother
>nobody says it to your face, but you know everyone just wishes you were dead
>the only ones that treat you like a fucking person are the ancient enemy of your people
>they say they can fix your disabilities, all you have to do is turn off the planetary defenses tonight

I would have done the same thing in her shoes. Blackfire had a hard life.
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>>89966928
>>89966937
And the Thanagarians still tried taking them on with stone maces and hang gliders
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>>89972026
>implying krypton isn't the space nigger home planet
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>>89970853
>>89970886
Thought the Martians took that away way back in the stone age.
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>>89972133
Being attracted to what we evolved from is also furry.
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>>89967921
In Legion, by the 30th century every single last damn time humans settle and colonize a planet, that group gains some superpower based on that planet. Apparently Humans can evolve absolutely any superpower ever. Either super psychic, shape shifty, darkness control, light control, flying in hyperspace, etc. Just anything.
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>>89965967

>says the Ghost poster
>>
So, after 164 posts
we councluded, that
Kryptonians (where superman is from) are niggers
and Tamaraneans, who can survive nearly any kind of hostile environment are Gypsies
wew, this is a new word in racial theory
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>>89967840
Animal Man has tagged Starfire several times.
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>>89967840
>also a friendly reminder that you are a traitorous xenophile and should be purged.
40kfags are the worst.

Man has dreamed of impregnating aliens ever since he first looked up at the stars. It's our biological imperative to add the most exotic genes possible to our pool to further the species.
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>>89972309
Kryptonians were Mongols. They invaded the shit out of everyone but left little of their culture compared to other conquerors.
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>>89972365
Don't worry, 40k is endjng right now. To be replaced with an Age Of Sigmar version.

The last uodate has the Imperium and the soon to unite Eldar about to unite to fight Chaos using Slaanesh's younger and conservative twin as a weapon.
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>>89972365
>xenophile
I think he's one of the stellaris fans
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>>89971697
Aren't they currently living in a cave on Rann, siding with Thanagarians in hopes of having some land again in the future?
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>>89972404
No it isn't.
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>>89972472
That's what Fantasyfags said too.
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>>89971946
>Anon, humans have only one power.
The power to have absolutely any power ever after contact with radiation of some kind.

And between Dr Manhattan, Captain Atom, Amazo, Monarch armor and a few others, are easily capable of manufacturing beings that outclass all the gods and cosmic beings of the multiverse.
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>>89972309
>>89972370
What does this make the Thanagarians?
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>>89972365
This. Every race, and I do mean every race of humanity has gone out, adventured, traded, and conquered for no other reason to see how exotic of a woman they could stick their dicks into.
"Muh yellow fever, muh jungle fever, where da white women at? Blondes are special and rare!!!" Are all just desires to find the most different thing possible, and stick your dick in it. Adding elves or dwarves, or aliens to the mix just make it obvious.
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>>89972530
Slavs.
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>>89972533
>Every race, and I do mean every race of humanity has gone out, adventured, traded, and conquered for no other reason to see how exotic of a woman they could stick their dicks into.
your knowledge of history is just disgusting
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>>89972552
...basically, yeah.
>>89972617
Every race of humanity has done the above for profit. Sticking the dick in happens when you get a moment of peace during that.

Idealogy takes the backseat to profit in any civilized society.
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We need a DC version of this meme
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>>89968150

San Francisco Chronicle did an interview with Gaiman in 1991 about the the serial killer convention in Sandman. When asked about censorship:

>“the only word that got censored was ‘masturbate,'” Gaiman says. “It was explained to me that people do not masturbate in the DC Universe.
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>>89972617
>Arabs didn't fuck whites and blacks when spreading Islam
>Whites didn't fuck arab women during the crusades.
>The mongols didn't fuck basically everyone but blacks during their whole thing.
>Whites didn't fuck blacks, asians, indians, red dot indians, and everything in between when empire building.
Your knowledge of history is disgusting. No one was going "Muh racial purity" until maybe the last two centuries, tops.
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>>89966178
>Space cats
>Space pussy

Sheeeit.
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>>89973114
This.

People wanted to spread their cukture, not "protect it" from supposed nature as opposed to nurture.
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>>89967912
So, basically DC Human after some massive disaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_cUTmQykc
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>>89973114
Who said that, you bloody abomination?
>for no other reason to see how exotic of a woman they could stick their dicks into.
this statement is garbage, there wasn't any statement about "muh purity"
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>>89966063

It's called sexual dimorphism.

You're aware human males are generally taller than females, right? Or that only male peacocks have bright plumage?
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>>89966109

In the comics, Tamaraneans were descended from a feline race of predators.
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>>89973161
>not "protect it"
england sure as fuck didn't want some shitskin indian pooping in their streets back when they were fucking the shit out of pajeetas during the spice trade ordeal

it's a mix of both

men want to colonize foreigners and stop foreigners from colonizing their own women.
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>>89973206
>Posted "le heretic human purity" men when talking about humans fucking humans
You didn't have to say it, because you implied it.

>this statement is garbage
How is it garbage? The idea of arabian sexy time harems and "Submissive Japanese wives" have been memes in Europe spreading back to the 15th century. Why, because the exotic is sexualized and fetishized. Therefore, exotic women evern more so.
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>>89966824

Actually, yes. Her darker hair and lighter skin are considered a bad thing on Tamaran. In the comics it was also a sign of her not having powers.
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>>89972192
Komand'r deserves so much better, she needs her own solo, actually she could fit very good on the new league with Killer Frost and Logo as her new BFFs.
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>>89967921

It's because much like Kryptonians, they used to be nomadic conquerors. Then the isolated themselves and became space hippies.

Grudges stay a long time in space.
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>>89973114

I think that its referring to you summarizing history as a drive by man to rape everything.
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>>89973416
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>>89973252
this
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>>89973416
>>89973540
It doesn't HAVE to be rape.
The goal of trade probably isn't to rape.
But no, the core goals of human history are the build, fight, and fuck. That's what it all comes down to. Everything else can be easily linked to satisfying one of these three actions.
>>
Err, lads...
I remember, that we were discussing Tamaraneans and DC qts, when I left the thread
what went wrong?
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>>89973646
People stopped posting Tamaranean qts and "muh purity" and psuedo-/pol/lacks flodded. Fix that by posting more qts.
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>>89973687
I'm Supremacist puritan too, anon
Everyone in Mankind is
but I'm making exceptions for some qt races
Like Tamaraneans
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>>89973780
>Making exceptions
That's not how it works, heretic. Get purged.
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>>89973780
>making exceptions
no exceptions
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>>89973883
How's that Eldar alliance treating you?
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>>89973797
>>89973883
but aaaaaaaaaanoooons
they're so qt
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>>89973977
Then just accept you're no puritan supremacist.
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>>89973883
Xenomorph blood is acidic as shit. What the hell is that guy made of?
>>
>>89974154
Anger.

He's an over the top joke character. Judge Dredd as a meme, if you go with the perspective Dredd is serious and not over the top at all.
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Hello, Hello What's happening in this thread ?
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>>89974076
Yes I am
I'm making exceptions to Humanlike peoples with good Genetic stocks
On the other Hand, we must exterminate the rest... like Reptilian subhumans
>>89974154
never heard of commissar fuklaw?
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>>89974239
That's not being a puritan supremacist.

That's just normal racism.
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>>89974154
Oh nothing special
Hes commissar fuklaw
He and his crew (like tamaraneans) are fueled by emotions...hatred and disgust towards xenos and heretics to be exact
>>
>>89972288
Well yes. That's a very old plot point. All humans are supposed to have superpowers but white martians (or was it the guardians? Or did the guardians just ignore the martians so that they'd take care of that problem?) went and tampered with our genetics to remove the metahuman gene from most of humanity.
>>
This entire thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
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pls stop
everyone
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>>89973780
>>89973977
>>89974239
you do realise, that all the troqie thing has it's reason, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
>>
>>89971721
The hobbits were in madagascar riding atop miniature rhinos. I think the denisovans were the giant yeti dudes in Nepal.
>>
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>>89965909
>>descended from kitty cats
I wonder if they can purr
>>
>>89974154
Righteous rage and holy anger. Prepare for a power-fisting, xeno-sympathizer.
>>
>>89975430
The entire Imperium is xeno-sympathizers now.
>>
>>89975538
Eldar pussy is sanctioned by the inquisition.
>>
>>89975584
Sanctioned for them that is. Goddamn Inkies hoarding all the ayy poon for themselves. Big E would be ashamed.
>>
>>89969769
>not the Justice Society
teenage sluts *and* cool older dudes Anon.
>>
>>89973319
She got a surprisingly Good End in the pre-Flashpoint universe, fucking Vril Dox's brains out while her Sister and Captain Comet were busy making sad eyes at each other.
>>
>>89975893
Really? Pics please? Anyway how is she now post-N52???
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>>89975983
She's a Cthulhu worshiper. This is not an edit. But it is a joke comic.

She wound up with a solo that got canceled. She has a Silkie in the main universe now.
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>>89975893
Jeezus, what is he, a magnet for crazy orange girls?
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>>89966774
And this is her comic look. I kinda like it better
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>>89966860
I thought that was canon
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>>89965909
>Tamaranean Girls
They're kinda magical
>>
>>89966074
>worshiping a female version of sheogorath
A perfect society.
>>
>>89978797
CHEESE!!!!!...to die for...
>>
>>89972205
Thanargarians are pretty hardcore like that. Or retarded. Kinda both actually.
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>>89974154
Rage.
But not just any rage, absolutely, earth-shatteringly, terrifyingly, unreasonably fuck-ass mad Rage.
>>
>>89965989
>>89966019
Reminds me Brave new world.
>>
>>89968550
>comparing mere continental regions to a planet.

Idiot.
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>>89966774

she also got the worst ending
>>
bemp.
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>>89966063
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler
Behold the freakshow that is angler fish sex.
>>
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>>89980031
The writers literally said it wasn't canon, even to Teen Titans Go. People would have to be mentally ill to think Teen Titans Go! is canon to the original series, particularly because there was 4th wall episode of TTGo where control freak states and then shows that the two shows are entirely separate.
>>
>>89966233
Will OP ever recover?
>>
>>89971792
Nothing, carry on great patriot.
>>
>>89982821

But she married the guy in the original series.
>>
>>89965909
They have disgusting, shitty, nappy hair.
>>
>>89976853
>joke
No, fuck you. Dogwelder's sacrifice was real and matters.
>>
>>89974578
>Asking people not to shit post
https://youtu.be/fNo4Y9hKtJs?t=64
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>>89975983
Sauce is R.E.B.E.L.S. vol. 2

>>89978243
At least he has experience being a sub.
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>>89969434
>Anon! I wish to have the fight of splashes!"
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>>89969384
Coarse hooks on her tongue?
>>
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>>89965909
troqfuckers can hang
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>>89989202
Fuck Troqs!
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>>89986492
No, she refused
In fact, she was disgusted by the thing
>>
>>89989202
How does it feel to look like a scrap metal?
>>
>>89989665
He will arrive at the gates of Valhalla, shiny and chrome!
>>
Posting best Tamaranean
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>>89989202

>says the Chinlet
>>
>The angry and agressive Starfire in the flashback episode

Makes me rock hard.
>>
>>89989970
This meme needs to die.
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>>89965909
Flithy troq thread
>>
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>>89967126
>>89989202
>>89989235
>>89991088
Why do you hate Tamaraneans? they're qt
>>
>>89989970
kys poor excuse of the anon
>>
>>89973114
>>89972617
>>89972533
>>89972365
all this rage.
I simply wanted to post memes.
in all actuality I would fug more things than the average man would be comfortable with, the 40k meme I posted was not meant to be so triggering.
The rest of the internet was right, I belong in here.
also, /pol/ can go and stay go
>>
>>89991157
I'm just playin. I love mah troqqies.
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>>89979906
>that are all located in the same area
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Posting the best tamaranean
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Are tamaraneans the niggers of the universe?
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Why did Dick dump her again?
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