>Martian Manhunter
>is a Martian
>hunts men
>Silver Surfer
>is silver
>is a surfer
Why can't it always be this simple?
>Animal-Vegetable-Mineral-Man
>is a man
>made of animals, vegetables, and minerals
>>89956612
>Monkey D. Luffy
>Isn't a monkey
>does nothing with his D
What was japan thinking?
>>89957184
>Cyclops
>Has two eyes
>>89957184
Oda confirmed he can stretch his dick as the rest of his body
>does nothing with his D
>Thor
>Isn't a frozen item that's warmed-up
>>89956612
>Blue Beetle
>Is Blue
>Not a Beetle
>Wildcat
>pretty Wild
>Not really a cat, though
>Shazam
>Neither a Sha, nor a Zam
>>89957184
Don't forget that he's rubbery, not luffy.
>>89957471
I bet he hits the gym though, and if he had a lisp the next day he'd be thor.
>Shade The Changing Man isn't about a man undressing outside on a sunny day
>Starro.
>Is shaped like a star.
>But doesn't row anything.
Comics are stupid!
>Samaritan
>Selflessly helps people
>lobster
>is actually a lobster
>>89956636
More accurately, he is a shapeshifter that can turn into any combination of animal or vegetable living material, and mineral formation.
This pairs well with Beast Boy, who can only transform into animals, "Beasts," and is a "boy"
>>89957571
>Row
>noun
>1. a noisy dispute or quarrel; commotion.
>2. noise or clamor.
>verb (used without object)
>3.to quarrel noisily.
I think it fits
>From the Stars
>Is very loud
>>89957695
almost forgot pic