ITT: we pretend we've seen the first episode of new

what the fuck was that

:/ he really didn't sound like Aku. RIP MAKO

OMG MY CHILDHOOD RUINED

>>89947459
That was awesome, I was skeptic about it at first, but I really enjoyed the internal struggle Jack had. Plus, I'm REALLY glad they decided to make Jack ageless. Not only does it not screw around with his character, but it also makes sense, since I'd imagine Aku would probably make him ageless(but not deathless) to screw with him for as long as he can. Jack is the first real entertainment Aku has had in millennia.

>>89947574
This will probably be in the talkback thread.

Fuck SJW!
No wonder media are completely failing everywhere...
WE have to fight this [gay/BLM/cuck/...] propaganda and protect the next generation from libtards

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>>89947695
Maybe I really AM from the future...

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>mfw

Wow I can't believe the Scotsman is fucking dead.

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It's shit

>>89947459
aaaannndd its shit, i told you faggots

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>>89947459
Lmao. People were actually hyped for this garbage?

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So Aku been slain long ago and what we've seen has been a projection by a secret cabal that has been using tech disguised as magic to subjugate and scare those who oppose their ideals.

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>>89947459
Talk about a rough start.
They really are marching on the fact that it's on adult swim now uh?
>LOOK AT ALL THE SKULLS
>LOOK AT ALL THAT PEOPLE CRUCIFIED
>LOOK AT THIS LITTLE KID'S MOTHER HAVING HER HEAD CRUSHED BY ONE OF AKU'S BOTS
Jesus

>>89947459
Why was everyone naked, I never needed to see Aku's dick

>memes memes memes memes memes

This was worse than the new PPG

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Post yfw pow

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>>89947459
I wanna fuck that electric doggo

>>89950019
Aku's always been naked

What the fuck has just happened? The next episode better explain... something!

>>89947459
Wow. He really did fuck those girls and get it over with.

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IT'S SHIT

WE WAITED OVER A DECADE FOR THIS AND IT WAS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE

THEY WASTED ONE EPISODE ALREADY ON A FUCKING FILLER TIER EPISODE AND WE DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE CONCLUSION

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP FUCK YOU ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>89947508

I don't understand why people were so up for his replacement. I don't think he did a good as his replacement in Avatar, and it still just felt wrong here.

Other than that, I'm glad to see the return of The Sa-Mu-Rai and the Scotsman, though.

>>89948158
No not okay. Don't even joke ;_;

>>89948158
SHUT UP

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Wow, I can't believe Jack met every single major and minor role character he encountered 50 years ago again, got his sword back, conquered his inner demons, defeated Aku's daughters, defeated Aku, finally went back to the past, defeated Aku from the past and successfully resolved the world and freed it from Aku's tyranny all in a single episode.
Wonder what they'll do with the rest of the season.

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>mfw the Lust Sister was all over Jack
AND I DON'T JUST MEAN WITH HER WEAPONS

>>89947459
They never explained how he got the penis head costume.

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>mfw Aku killed that one alien grunt crawling away from the wreckage of the army by slowly dragging him away with that dark ooze shit

I can't believe the Scotsman got a Hardcore sex scene.

I mean it went on for the entire episode.

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>>89947459
Nigga no this is sad,March 11 is 3 weeks away these kinds of threads are just sad

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Not gonna lie, former Samurai Jack fan here. It's hilarious watching this series crash and burn like this. But in all seriousness we can't let Genndy rise to his former glory again.

>>89950534
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

>>89950737
I imagine it's pretty close to the same way people usually get a penis head costume?

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>>89947459
>11/03
>THE NEW FUCKING SEASON PREMIERED ON MY BIRTHDAY

It's a one in a life present.

Apart from this....I'm surprised that they brought back Da Samurai.

It's pretty cool that he made a dojo and his students are a mix of blaxponation tropes with samurais. The daughter was cute.

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>yfw Aku goes horrifying cosmic entity and massacres every last person as they scream into the unending void that is the blackness of his body.

>>89949896
>tfw you realize the goddess from the gangsters episode actually did kill Aku

>>89947479
Galaktus

>>89947459
That was a surprisingly tasteful orgy.

>>89947459
>Aku goes full cosmic horror, and massacres the gods. The stars are going out.

Best thing to have ever been made, in recent years. Nothing can top it.

>>89950903
AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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>>89949980
>adult swim
>>LOOK AT ALL THAT PEOPLE CRUCIFIED

>>89947459
What a mess!

>yfw Jack fucks cutie blue waifu
>leaves her before the break of dawn
>we will never see them together again
It hurts.

>>89950809
i honestly agree, yet i sympathize with op

also it's funny

Leaker anon was right!

>Aku sent Jack's Mother to the future

What the fuck

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At first I was skeptical about Gilbert Gottfried as Aku, but it grew on me.

>He said 'damn' AND 'pissed'
HOLY SHIT

>>89952008
The sad thing is, this is actually going to be a post on that thread.

DEM HIPS


There needs to be more porn of this character

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>>89947459
Goddamn it,

I know it was kind of forced, but who else liked that Batman and Goku appeared on the first episode? we were expecting Captain America because of the stuff with Wolverine we saw on the new clip, but they went too far, and that was good!

SEVEN
BABIES

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>>89950760
>that begging
>that cut away
>that scream

>>89951799
those are dogs anon, not people.

>Aku's daughters are the product of sex between Jack and Ikra's hot steamy sex back in Season 1

FUCKING CALLED IT!

>>89947459
this first episode was decent,but lets just hope it get's better and doesn't end up like boondocks season 4

>>89947459
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAGbLsP817I

DUDE
VIOLENCE
LMAO

>>89953569
t. Akubot

Jack is Aku.

>>89947459
Does anyone have a rip with the bumpers? I have seen the episode but couldn't catch it live with the adultswim bumps and all the rips don't have them. MEGA WHEN??

I can't believe Aku is inside Jack's anus and constantly stimulating his prostate to destroy his concentration and self-esteem at the worst moments.

I wonder what Mako would say about this dark turn.

>>89947459
>YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME JACK
>NOT IN THE NEXT 50 YEARS
What did he mean by this?

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where is the new PORN

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>That scene where electrokitty gets raped and her mother is forced to watch
Jesus

>>89947459
JACK FINALLY GOT SOME PUSSY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

And here I was wondering why no one ever considered making the 70 Year Old Virgin.

>>89947459
>Jack gets his ass kicked by a bunch of girls to teach him feminism

Dropped.

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>people overhyped them selves
>pissed because it didn't meet their asinine expectations

Every fucking time I swear

Jack merced those assassin ladies super hard.

>>89947459
I can't believe Aku made a clone of Jack, try to brainwash him into his servant and even just Jack's CLONE had enough willpower to resist Aku and escape, even if it let him unhinged and dangerous. I wonder if the two will ever meet. I hope one of them doesn't tragically kill the other

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>>89948158
That's what they want you to think so he can make a surprise return at the darkest hour and saves Jack's butt.

t. Kamen Rider Blade

>>89947459
>that 14 minute long rape scene
What did Gendy mean by this?

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I need this

>>89947459
>The Scotsman jobs to a bunch of semen demons
fuck this

>>89947459
It was fucking incredible. I can't wait for next week's episode.

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>>89953569
THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE! FUCK PEOPLE, SAVE THE PUPPERS!

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ITT: Voice actors we wish were still around for new cartoons.

Dat bulge on Jack after his robe was torn off tho

>>89951799
my_face_my_soul.jpg

I'm disappointed that I couldn't jack off to the birthing scene

>>89947459
>Aku was Snoke
How did i not see it before now

>>89950627
laughed so hard I pooped a little, fuck you dude.

>>89947459
STFU I enjoyed it.

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>>89952370
>tfw at least one person will say this for every new character

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>>89956160

>>89956160
I loved him as Chairface ;_;

Man, 90 year old Boris was ripped

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>>89947459
GOTTA GET BACK

I can't believe they spent 15 minutes of the episode on Jack nailing Aku's daughters.

>>89957111
You wouldn't?

>>89957145
It's just now what are they gonna show in the rest of the show?

>>89957081
gotta get back
BACK TO THE PAST

Genndy did say it was something that had never been done in TV animation before, but I didn't expect it to suddenly become porn five minutes in.

>>89957034
-to pieces

God rest his soul

FUCK YEAH
FISHCENTER

>Jack dabbing
God damn it, where did this channel go so fucking wrong

>>89957081
>BACK TO THE PAST
gotta get back

>>89951799
Wait a minute, that dog on the left is floating.

Lulu/Rothchild III is endgame.

>>89957081
Gotta get back
>back
Back to the past!
>past
Samurai Jack
>watah!

>>89957081
gotta get back
BACK TO THE PAST

>>I wanna spend my day off drawing dope action

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>>89947459
>Aku's new voice actor is Gilbert Gottfried
Jesus christ

>>89957081
Gotta get back, back to the past

i want to fuck that cute alien girl

>>89947459
i cant believe jack is suicidal
also,the aku guy tried,but its just not the same.no one can replace Mako

>>89957081
Gotta get back
Back to the past.
Samurai Jack
WATCH OUT

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>>89950787
Post yfw the camera zoomed out to reveal Jack was the one taking the Scotcock

Aaand it's already canceled.

>>89955726
this will be a real reply