/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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peri a cute

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I love Lapis Lazuli

leaks when?

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lapiven

Can someone post the Lapis Meme Police picture? Need for reasons.

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Caption TIme.

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>>89947033

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>>89946984
>updated OP

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>>89947033
another pic of Lapolice Lazuli

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>>89947059
Much appreciated Anon

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Jasper is best gem

>>89947059
Fuck the police

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>>89947028
never

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>>89947114
Sorry I meant Lapis is best gem

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>>89947033
here's another

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No update on the fiverr thing yet

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>>89947033
another cos why not

So, Peridot said only 5% of the planned gem structures were completed. There are 14 of them as marked by the map she showed, so that would make 280 total structures

She goes onto say that there would've been 89 kindergartens, 67 spires, and a galaxy warp in every facet. 89+67= 156 structures. And we know there was going to be one galaxy warp for each facet.

TLDR: Earth was divided into 124 facets.

>>89947228
Placing my bet on it being rejected.

>>89947228
what fiverr thing? enlighten me anon

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I don't want fiverr is but I want whoever is involved with it to know about Jasper's top-quality breast milk

>>89947465
Don't worry, I snuck in
>Jasper's breastmilk is the best thing life has to offer

>>89947228
This better actually happen

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>>89947465
It's all for Steven.

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Reminder that Oceansper is endgame

>>89947518
What is it?

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>>89947538
There's nothing sweeter on the planet earth than post-nursing cuddles

Pfft

>>89947595
>>89947465
Why are Jasperfags and Lapisfags so disgusting

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>>89947302
thanks for figuring that out i guess

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>>89947557
reminder that Steven will revive Pink DIamond just so he can rekill her in front of Jasper

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>>89947615
piss and breastmilk are natural and beautiful

>>89947615
cause we're all disgusting here friend

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What's her name?

>>89947676
Gross

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>>89947557
Reminder Jasper will wind up in a polygamous relationship with both Lion and Ocean Jasper

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>>89947328
2 threads ago I said if I got dubs I'd copy paste the whole thread and get someone on fiverr to read it. I didn't get dubs but I decided to reroll once because 3 people asked to very quickly and got it.

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>>89947615

>>89947676
>>89947676
sexy

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>>89947706
You rolled 4 times, archives exist for /co/

I'd love to see the FAMethyst live in Steven's house for a week, it would be heartwarming and funny.

>>89947702
>milky white

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>>89947702
don't forget Holly

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>>89947753

>>89947706
How do you know that they'll read it? Can't they just say they read it?

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>>89947615
They may hate each other but they are two sides of the same coin, and are actually very similar in terms of cancer and delusion levels.

>>89947751
can confirm anon did not reroll 4 times, I was one of the rerollers who wanted to see the meme become real

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>>89947751
I did not reroll 4 times. Those were other anons either thinking i'd do it from a reply dub or asking me to reroll.

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>>89947792
No I mean recording themself reading it out loud

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Just out of curiosity, what would be Homeworld's alignments for Stellaris?
I mean, I guess I could go for Authoritarian first, but then what about their other stances? Xenophobe? Materialsts?
Go for the extended politics, too, Collectivists? Expansionists? Industrialists?
What about species traits?

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>>89947863
Not that anon and this does not matter at all, but three total rolls

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Just putting this here before 'Storm in the room' destroys it.

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>>89947949
>Garnetposting
I like that anon

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>>89947949

>>89947936
collectivist, xenophobe, and then either materialist or militarist

>>89948021
Your honor is restored

>>89947999
terrible

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>>89948021

>>89947999
That is so fucking dumb lmao

>>89947999
God fucking no

What if Pearl had to shatter Pink Pearl? Ever think about that? That could also be the reason she gets so triggered.

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Post perty backgrounds

How did Rose shatter PD if her sword very specifically cannot shatter gems?

>>89948151
She punched her with her flabby fist

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>>89948083
I don't know why anyone would even care anyway but believe what you want

>>89948062
>>89948085
>>89948087

Elaborate?
Consider what we already know, or think we know.

>>89948127

Too slow, hombre. Too slow by half.

>>89948139
that's a bit small to be a background or a wallpaper
It is also really shitty at normal size, so I dunno

>>89947936
> what would be Homeworld's alignments for Stellaris?
Fanatic militarist. Collectivist. Military junta.

I genuinely completely forgot that meta episode where Sardonyx interviewed the ugly fusion even happened.

>>89948127
Is Lion Pink Pearl?

>>89948151
We don't know. Remember, the only confirmation we've gotten is from Ruby, who is retarded and easily fooled, and Garnet, who has no problem lying or being shady for Rose.

>>89948172
>Part 1
>Part 2
>Part 3
yeah, right
It's even more fake than That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl

>>89948193
I forget about a lot of episodes.

>>89948151

Used the Shatterpoint. (I know it's "breaking point" but fuck that.)

Imagine Bismuth's face when she finds out about that.

>>89948172

>TFW when this is a valid leak because Sugar has gone insane

>>89948195
It would explain why he hates Pearl specifically so much.

>>89948188
I meant pictures with nice backgrounds. I'm a doof.

>>89948181
Rose never loved Pearl
Pearl belonged to Rose
Y'all niggers need to stop clutching at straws, Rose killed PD

>>89948193

What reminded you?

>>89948200

We have never seen Pearl shapeshift, even though she confirmed all gems can do it.

That just HAS to be something.
>Pearl shapeshifted into Rose to do the deed

But why would she?

>>89948181
If Pearl could ditch her diamond to follow Rose why would she suddenly murder PD because she was told to?

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Donuts and Hot Dogs.

>>89948252
Related videos on youtube came up with something like "Who's the better comedian, smoky quartz or Sardonyx?"

>>89948242
rose definitely loved pearl not romantically but as much as the other crystal gems they were like a family

>>89948181
fuck pearl
she doesn't need to be the reason the rebellion started and pd's killer on top of everything else

>>89948252
If PD did steal an RQ's body to start the rebellion and really embrace her message/Manifesto, maybe she had Pearl shatter her old container because she couldn't do it herself? It'd be too weird shattering her old self

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>>89948312

>>89948287
Why was Rose incapable of romantic love until Greg, but a shittin' Pearl was head over heels?

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>Steven went to the wrong zoo

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>>89948336
That would have been a good meme

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If Connie isn't a black male, why did she have a nigga moment?

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>>89948334
actually she probably fucked a lot of humans before greg

>>89948336
At least mario is determined enough to empty all of the castles in a 100 mile radius.

>>89948368
because of Pearl

>>89948384
Sex is not love

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Why did Beta Garden produce so many failures?

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>>89947999
>started reading it
>well this is about as dumb as every other PD theory here, not that bad
>got to the twist part

>>89948242

Well, we'll find out soon enough.

>>89948395
she probably loved a lot of humans too

>>89948193
I don't get the hate for that episode. It's bad but it's not that bad.

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>>89948375

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>>89948398
Because they're failed abortions from a rushed kindergarten. Also Fatsper absorbed all the minerals from the ground, leaving only a little for the others.

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>Talos>White Diamond.

>>89948432
I didn't hate it, but I think it's extremely strange and out of character for everyone there, and it feels especially forced when they tried to force an emotional moment with Smoky feeling inadequate for no reason. But I think that's a fault of the show as a whole, not just that episode.

>>89948398
Botched terraforming job

Connie is for dazed, reeling; about to break!

>>89948462
*teleporting

>>89948386
Unless he used the warp pipes...

>>89948484
so this meme isnt dead yet

>>89948497
real memes don't die

>>89947676
mystery girl

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>dumb frogposter

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Most masculine gem?

>>89948495
Warp pipes suck.

>>89948540
Jasper

>>89948540
Peri

>>89948540
Omg lol

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what a complete lack of lapis

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>>89948446

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>>89948540

>>89948555
And now the cancer is here.

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>>89948571
that wasn't very nice

>>89948583
>:^<

Pearlfags, Lapisfags and Jasperfags should kill themselves

I never thought I'd say this, but Perifags are some of the most tolerable waifufags in /sug/

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>Connie gets Frozen
>Wakes up in the wasteland
>Steven is still a kid.

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>>89948644
tell me more anon

>>89948676
Kill yourself, lapidirt

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>>89948677
more goth pearl please hnnng

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>>89948557

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>>89948697

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>>89948686
>8686
very nice

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So how were those Valentine's dates, anons? Kept you up all night right?

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>>89948659
>connies gets stuck on the golden throne for 10,000 years
>opens last rotting eye
>steven is still a midget kid

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How assblasted will you get when they inevitably reveal Pink diamond as a ruthless despot who deserved to be shattered instead of the epitome of compassion and reason /sug/ wants to believe in?
The answer for me is "extremely".

>>89948368
Fusion has messed with her nervous system making her capable of reacting much faster than her brain can process.

>>89948749
/sug/ is my gf

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>>89948749
no

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>>89948712

>>89947059
>>89947101
>And don't go blasting me by mistake, got it?

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>>89948749
no, I was single. a few girls I talk to online who don't have dates either kept me company though, but we didn't say anything regarding love to eachother

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>>89948268

It was like a Manchurian Candidate type thing, and was only triggered when Pink Diamond gave in to the rebels.

>>89948305

Maybe not, but it would be pretty hilarious. Such significance from such insignificance.

>>89948320

Yeah, we have seen that story...

>>89948776
Are you the guy who was meeting Lapis for dinner?

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>>89948781

>>89948765
>FOOOLISH Poo in Loo child wielding a magic sword steps up to apposed him
>before final blow is struck, he TWORE open a portal in time, sending her to the future where his evil is LAW
>Steven has aged 1 biological year

>>89948770
The butthurt from Jasperfags and HWfags will soften my disappointment over the bad writing.

Hey spamming Pearlfag, can you please slit your wrists and die? Thanks

>>89948468
There can be no courage, without madness.

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>>89948793
no

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Did Rose do the right thing?

>>89948504
true memes never really die, we take them to our graves.

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>>89948775
Anon, we need to talk. I just don't think you're right for us. It's not you, it's me! I just need to focus on other things in life and your dick is way too small.

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the pumpkin is becoming my fav

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>>89948689

>>89948583

Just how physically strong are the gems, anyway?

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>>89948821
please stop being rude
>>89948870
yeeees this is such a cool concept I love goth aesthetic

>>89948837
Yes

>>89948628
>^:<9

>>89948837
Yes, I'm not even gay and I would have traded in Pearl for young Greg, easily.

>>89948876
Depends on the gem

>>89948876
Much stronger than humans and then depends on the gem

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>>89948837
No. She would condemn her own species to extinction given the chance.

>>89948876
As strong as the plot requires at any given time.

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>>89948807
>connie accidentally poos through dimensional portal in the street
>becomes quantum anomaly
>travels multiverse
>stevens are still 3 feet tall

>>89948956
Her species seems to deserve it.

i miss jasper so much it hurts some times. she has so much potential and she’s just important to me that no matter how good the new episodes are, a small part of me dies inside when she doesn’t show up even gets mentioned. i know she’s coming back but i wish it was sooner rather than later.

>>89948956
Other than the fact she didn't want to shatter them

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Pizza time.

>>89947999
>i want my live-in maid to kill me if I get too uppity
is this your fetish, anon?

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>>89948994
Best gem time

>>89948999
I want to be a live-in maid

>>89948823
>ywn send connie in to get carried and keep the party alive with her piddly group heal
>she will never be blasted with stressful incantations or pig vomit
>you will never have to cut her loose after she goes masochistic less than halfway into the dungeon

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Are the Fang Gang still here?

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>>89949059
No. Fuck off.

>>89948956

"Not being able to reproduce until you figure out a way to do it without committing multigenocide"=/= extinction.

>>89948982

Dude.

>>89948999

No, trebsanon, the twist was "I want you to kill my sister if it turns out she isn't hard enough".

>tfw you will never bust connie's rib like a clay pigeon

>Tiger philanthropist
>Purple puma and tiger millionaire wrestling again
>Ronaldo and Peridot team up to wrestle as well

>>89949037
>ywn not upgrade her equipment because you're prioritizing your gem abomination
>ywn trade her for a Steven Occultist with Cluster based enemy debuffs and inconsistent heal.

>>89948982
lmao what a fucking faggot

Jasper's staying dead because of you

>>89949126
>Ronaldo and Peridot team up to wrestle as well
I wish you had a source for that

>>89949145
>leper jasper will never automatically become abusive
>leper jasper will never become flagellant with deviant tastes
>connie vestalwaran will never be tentacled by armstrong shambler

>>89949126
> Tiger philanthropist
Does the change to "philanthropist" from "millionaire" imply Steven will be a face now?

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>>89948139
Ive got a decent amount of SU wallpapers if interested

>>89949271
Yes, please! I've been looking for a clean Heaven Beetle House for months.

>>89949271
are you that guy that spammed those

>>89949183
It's just an idea that would be cool

I think it might be Steven and his dad wrestling

>>89948876
Stronger than humans, then varies on the gem. All gems seem to be weak to being punctured or sliced though. Corrupted gems are weakened to the point a fatty like Saddie can poof it.

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Malachite daughter?

Daily reminder

Jasper has no tits

>>89949114
Why would a species sterilize itself for the benefit of aliens who would strip the universe of resources just as hard as them given the chance? If it were possible to colonize planets without life, Mars, Venus, Mercury and the Asteroid Belt would have been picked clean by now.

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Smoking is hot

>>89949332
she has huge pecs

>>89949326
That seems more like a pet than a daughter.

>>89949332
None of the Gems have any, except Rose and maybe Amethyst.

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>>89949345

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>>89949332

So do homeworld use guns? Or do they just use destabilizers and their own weapons?

>>89949290
>>89949301
I never spam the papers I have, I usually put a link, like this

http://imgur.com/a/XVhRK

most are custom edits/crops/etc

Connie and Stevonnie are the absolute worst parts of Steven Universe, and lower the overall quality of the series considerably

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>>89949364
Hypocrite

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>>89948994

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>>89949364
>>89949345
Pearl would never let Steven smoke

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>>89949370
Pic related.

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>>89949326
Malachite permafusion is the only way Lapis and Jasper can be happy

>>89949376
> So do homeworld use guns?
Pre-meme Peridot was able to shoot explosive plasma balls with her hand enhancers. That's basically a gun.

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>>89949392
Gems can't get cancer. Just AIDS.

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I just want to be happy, but work is shit. I don't even know what I want to do with the money. Any Ideas what to do? Killing myself is a good reply.

>>89949398
Thanks doc.

>>89949376
Handship had a big cannon in its index finger. There was also the laser light cannon and the anti-personell turrets in Friend Ship.

>>89949437
Video games? That's what I'd buy if I had money

>>89949437
What do I do with all this money?
When all I wanna do is you ~

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>hi it's Vince with GemWow
>you'll be saying wow every time you use these gems!
>they're like an army, they're like weapons, they're like slaves
>a regular army doesn't work without food, these guys do
>made by the Diamonds, you know the Diamonds make good stuff
>the GemWow sells for 10,000 galactic credits, but you get 5,000 Jaspers, 5,000 Amethysts, and 1,000 Rose Quartz for your healing and support
>but if you call now, within the next 20 minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free
>so that's 11,000 gems, absolutely free

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I know I would

>>89949553
GUYS

>>89949532
This seems like a good deal, but then they gouge you with armored support and transport.

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Better time travel episode when?

>>89949583
Never

>>89949583
When Yellow Diamond manages to go back 20 minutes.

>>89949532
>implying the Gems do commerce with other life forms
>Implying they aren't going Ur-Quan on all other intelligent life

>>89949214
>your Jespearl will never die on the front lines in glorious battle
>your Lapbalist will never develope deviant tastes
>your Garllion will never get fear of shard fusions and hatred of mankind

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When will the show enter the public domain?

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Steven vs the DC Universe?

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I wish low-budget Gem pornography would catch on

>>89949714
Pearl, gross.
Put your clam away.

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Steven and Mandy.

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piercing pupils and eyelashes are my weakness

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What if Rose was Steven's father?

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/sug/ I hope you can help me out with this

Is this a jojo reference?

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Go look in a mirror for a little bit, Anon. What gem do you see yourself as?

>>89949834
I want to be Pearl but I look like Jasper

>>89949825
No

>>89949825
wtf no
not everything is a jojo reference you weeaboo

>>89949825
No

>>89949342
>Why would a species sterilize itself for the benefit of aliens who would strip the universe of resources just as hard as them given the chance?
Why would anyone ever not be an asshole? Most of the time there isn't a good reason, you just don't want to be an asshole.

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>>89949714

Will Steven ever help Arsenal beat Bayern?

>>89949834
Young Greg.

I am aware he's not a gem but I literally look like him. Honest reply here.

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>>89949794

>>89949891
I'd go with young Greg too. I'm a slacker, play guitar and would love to fuck a giant woman to death.

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>>89949834
a lapis lazuli
a really cute lapis lazuli

>>89949825
thats a bleach reference

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>Worst character
>Worst pairing
>11 minutes of this shit

Do you know how many types of cancer I contracted by simply watching this? All of them. All of the cancers.

>>89948876
Peridot is considered a weak gem and she was able to lift a big tv without problem.

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she looks like shes going through puberty

>>89950185
>without problem
Not really, she was clearly straining when she spoke.

>>89950181
Pearl was great tho

>>89950181
epic

>>89950181
Even stomach cancer? Toppity kek.

>>89950181
even cervical cancer?

>>89950181
Connie was so useless, it was laughable how the crew scrambled to give her something to do
>Ooh I'll organise lol
Fucking loser

>>89950207
>in gem years jasper is 11
>jasperfags are pedophiles

>>89950181
pumpkin was good

>>89949834
Smoky Quartz

>>89950318
>You really think we need your help?
Lapis was right all along.

>>89950318
but she served as the only adult there

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Oh hey it's just like that time when SU was still good and Peridot was a fun character

>>89950185
>subconscious metal powers

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>>89950353
>depressed
>fat
>self-loathing jokes
is smokey the most /relatable/ gem,/sug/?

What was the reason TNCG didn't leak last week? Did CN just not upload the episode, or was Dingo being an ass

>>89950427
Yes.

Well. Except I suck at yo-yoing.

>>89950387
UPROOTED
P
R
O
O
T
E
D

>>89949532
What will these 10,000,000 Flurbos get me?

>>89950449
>Implying leaks are good
Neck yourself

>>89950387
Hey, remember when Peridot was in the toilet and it was cute and funny because she didn't know what a toilet was? And how she grew to love and understand the earth after that and mature in her own way?
Well, her character hasn't moved forward an inch since then, and now she's in the toilet again.

>>89950482
They are good. Talkback threads are for faggots. I want the episode as soon as possible

>>89950482
>implying you like shitty streams

>>89950513
>Shitty
Get better internet faggot

>>89950490
I also seem to remember people screaming for more Peridot and then we got more Peridot so people screamed for Peridemption and we got Peridemption and suddenly everyone wanted Steven and Peridot to get together so Steven and Peridot got together and it was awesome.

Then all of it was ruined almost instantly because fuck you

>>89949834
Physically? None of them, there's no gem with my body type. I'm skinnyfat and short and don't have much curve.

>>89949825
That's an Akira reference.

>>89949834
tall but still chubby amethyst

>>89950520
>implying internet is the problem

>>89949834
Smokey Quartz

>>89949886
Who is she showing? Amethyst? Steven? Greg?

>>89950564
My stream is perfect every week, you need to find a better stream

>>89949834
Steven

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>>89949834
lapis

I wish the episode was on Thursday

has there been any promotion outside of shitty twitter shit

>>89949834
Old Greg, minus the balding

>>89949553
>two males
>make one female

Wat

>>89950738

We are the promotion.

>>89948172
>No Lapis Lays An Egg
Definitely fake.

>>89950777
This show is doomed

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>>89949834
I look like if pic related got a booze gut but I feel like Jasper because I hate myself, have been a huge piece of shit to others in the past because I projected my own insecurities onto them, and life's cucked me good until I started becoming a better person.

>>89950770
didn't you know,anon?
Lion is a female,a hairy female

>>89950835
Amethyst vs Skinny.
Who wins?

>>89950853
We don't even know how Skinny fights

>>89947676
Gregoria

CN wants this show to die lmao

>>89950853
Probably Skinny

>>89950894
:(

>>89950879
slapping gems 'til they poof

>>89950853
I think our Amethyst is stronger than a average fully grown quartz, as she is always fighting, quartz soldiers in homeworld probably spend most of their time standing next to a door.

>>89950853
Skinny survived a war even though she was defective, so I guess Skinny

>>89950853
Amethyst.
Skinny's been out of practice since she's just been guarding a zoo and never doing anything important while Amethyst has been going on missions, and being skinny is a bigger disadvantage than being short in a fight.

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>>89949834

>Field technician
>Short
>Perpetually angry at people who I find incompetent while deep down craving approval and fearing my supervisors

Is rebecky male or female?

>>89950959
He's a small jewish boy.

>>89950959
Don't force your gender binary on her.

>>89950958
you're doing great anon

>>89950972
>her
You just did the same thing.

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Holly will be shattered. I work inside Sugar and she told me.

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>>89951016
>I work inside Sugar

>>89951016
why not? Nobody will miss her, be cool to see.

>>89949834
Nearsighted Pearl in need of a haircut.

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>The New Crystal Gems
>1,063,000 views

So how long until CN boots it off the channel?

http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-friday-cable-originals-network-finals-2-10-2017.html

>>89951007

Sure do wish my boss would tell me that. Considering is the first week in months I haven't had to spend in some backwater fucking town where the locals don't have tumors from fucking chewing tobacco in their mouths.

>>89951075
When Storm in the room gets 800K

>>89951075
not until they fix lapis and peridot's characters

>>89951016
I would shatter that big blue ass

T. Rebecca Sugar

>>89951090
but anon
i'm your boss

>>89951075
Don't misrepresent anon, that was CNs second highest rated show of the night. SU is going nowhere

why is garment lesbian?

>>89951144
because

>>89951144
They're not. Just starved on options.

All it takes is one night with the murdercock to convert them.

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At this point it practically is cancelled

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>>89951144
I wish she was lesbian with me

>>89948677
In hindsight being a defective Pearl, she should be goth.

>>89951144
Because without that she would be nothing.

>>89951162
>they're
motha fucka garnet goes by she

>>89951181
but you are a boy

>>89951177
Honestly? It deserves this, everything since the cluster INCLUDING japser has been sub-par.

Glad to see /ourboy/ Gumball hanging in there.

>>89951177
>Clearance
>We boring bears
But literally nobody watches those, why are they aired so much?

>>89951177
You know, if it were cancelled they could just continue it as a youtube show. The production value doesn't seem to be that high.

>>89951177
>>89951224
>>89951229
CN only cares for TTG you know, it'd cancel all those other shows if it could afford the loss.