ITT: Sum up your life in one /co/-related image Hard mode:

>ITT We just had this thread

>>89909162
This weekend =/= your life

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>>89909114

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>all of my semester work is on the internet
It isn't comfy at all.

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Sorry I couldn't complete Hard Mode.

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>>89909532

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>>89909114

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>>89909114

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>>89910660

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>>89909114

>>89909150
I can totally relate to this

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>>89909114
>passed my doctoral exams

>>89910704
whats reallu funny is that when they made that they probably didn't mean pebis erection s. LOL

>>89910871
In what though?

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>>89909114

>>89910871
good job, daddyo.

>>89910889
physics

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>>89909114
relatable, no?

>>89910962
Oh. Congratulations then. I figured it was going to be something useless, but an anon actually got a good STEM degree.

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>>89909114
this is sort of /co/ related, right?

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>>89909114

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>>89909114
>"tangentially /co/-related"

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>>89909114

>>89910989
>anon posts an accomplishment
>first reply is an attempt to see if the accomplishment is "useless" so you can shit on him
never change /co/

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I'm really happy with my current situation, i have a stable job a nice aparment that i share with my partner that also like /co/ related stuff

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>>89909114
Replace candy with misadventures, spiritual pursuits, or shoddy attempts at self-improvement. It's going okay so far besides the fact that everything in my life is shit between borderline homelessness, an abusive family, and no good source of revenue/food/love. And I mean that earnestly.

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>>89911246
I'm decent looking, have a good job and my own place but I cannot for the life of me get a girl to like me. I havent had sex in over a year and I honestly am at a loss for what to do. I grew up an orphan so it's just absurdly hard for me to relate to people my age when they all just want to have fun still.

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>>89909114

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>>89911313
Why is this a reply to me? Do you want, like, advice from me specifically? I'm like 19, bruv, and in the complete opposite situation (plus gay) but I do get a lotta fuckboys I guess.
I think the thing is, man, is that it doesn't matter HOW you grew up or even where you are now. What matters is what you focus on in those situations. I can walk around my town in 10 degrees all day, knowing that my temporary misery is actually preventing charity because humans are fucking weird, but if some chick gives me a shitton of free veggie wraps at the end of the day, I focus on that. And I'm happy. Nearly dead physically yet fulfilled. I've got scars from my family history but instead of self-perpetuating it, I realize I'm still alive despite fate's best efforts to kill me.
As long as you can survive, which is rather easy in the grand scheme of things right, there is always another chance to achieve your dreams so long as you keep looking. And when you get burnt, you're still walking, so just keep going.
My point here is, perspective is a choice and a positive one breeds charisma, confidence, and at least a temporary feeling of contentness. Everything else falls into place so long as you keep your eyes open in your day-to-day life. You sound a little bitter to be honest, and even if you hide it, people can still sense it everytime. If you lose that one trait, people will start to see everything else good in you. Or at least wanna fuck you for reasons they can't quite explain. As for people your age, if you genuinely can't click with those people who "just wanna have fun still", then keep your eyes open for better friends. I have the opposite problem with all my old friends going to college and getting jobs, leaving me alone to be a street rat but so long as I keep looking, I'll find a new group of friends I click with even better.
Chance or opportunity only end when you allow them to. Or if you get cancer I guess. Don't get cancer is my main point actually.

>>89911742
The Calvin pic was for you mate. It can always get better or worse.

Life just is.

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>>89911240
Well shit,
already been posted so I'll have to go with an alternate.

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>>89909114

Wow, this thread is vastly improved with the addition of this hard mode. This should be done more often.

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>>89909114

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Replace the penguin with more booze and the hot chick with a hairy dude and there you go.

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>>89909114

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>>89909114
me in the back

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>>89909114

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>>89909114
I just had surgery. Pain killers are great.

>>89911240
you're a gay diner owner in his 50's?

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>>89911014
tgt is always /co/ related

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let me off this ride

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>>89909114

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I'm just waiting for that next big part of my life. Not sure how it'll manifest, just expecting it to arrive.

>>89909114
>Hard mode: Nothing depressed

Sorry but that would be an unrealistic lie.

>>89910704
Is that from a Kiowa?

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I've just had a kid.

>>89916633
Congrats! I bet they're perfect.

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No complaints

>>89910889
social studys

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>>89909114

>>89909532
i thought 2017 was the year all this owlturd "heheh guys look at me i'm soooooo self-loathing and depressed, does that make me look cool and deep or what?" was supposed to die

fuck off, whiny millenial

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me on the right

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>>89915032
No a gay diner owner in his 20's that likes to behave like man, i'm just want to fuck a man's ass, i'm some sissy girl crying for people to treat me different, just treat the same way you treat other man

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>>89917394
Thank you anon! He is.

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I'm not good at doing hard things.

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>>89909114
>Nothing Depressed
But then I d'just be lying.

Who here /failedsuicideattempt/ last year?

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>>89918433
>>89918838
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhhmuPKe6w4

But seriously, to the second anon, without derailing the topic by getting into it too much, I sincerely hope things look up for you.

>>89914631
This is the single funniest thing I've seen from that show.

Either that, or Doug Dimmadome's fucking hat.

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>>89909114

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>>89909114

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Life's good

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I've never had to fucking wing it as much as I had to do this year. I don't know how I still have a job, but everyone there thinks I'm doing great

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>>89919505
Your post made me immediately think of this.
Is it some like this?

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>>89917739
>Trump goes from campaigning to actually president
>Things are supposed to be better

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>when will grls leave me alone

>>89916633
Congratulations m8. Get off 4chan and go be a good dad.

>>89924414
>being a brainlet
i thought retards were supposed to be blissfully ignorant

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>>89925477
>blissfully ignorant
Hey that's me!

>>89924714
>you will never be a man slut in a world with sex hungry women

That doujin was neat in concept.

>>89917739
I hope there's even more.

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>>89909114

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I'm both

>>89926135
That's deep, anon.

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>>89914631
>Vicky has a five o'clock shadow

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>VERY angry coder fixing other peoples shit at incredible high speed

>>89911179
I just wanted to make sure an anon didn't get a doctorate is something like Underwater Glass Blowing.

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I've fallen into some middle ground of non-violent anger where I'm pissed at everything but to fed up to do anything about it.

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What a timeline.

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>>89909114

>>89910516
Ahhh, good times.

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>I wear my shades at night

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>>89909114

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i have postcholecystectomy syndrome. If I eat literally anything, i have extremely violent diarhea, unless i take my meds. I didnt take my meds today because they fucking suck.

Someone post the gif of freakazoid in human form siting on his PC pressing a button

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>>89909114

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going through some big changes right now, first time living outside my country, hell first time living away from home, but this is something i had to do, god knows theres nothing left for me in venezuela

its all a bit overwhelming but i know i can push forwards and make it through, i will, i must!

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>>89909114

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>>89935294
Holy shit, you got out of that hell hole? Good job mate, no more waiting in line for bread on Tuesdays

>>89935453
Is Venezuela really that bad?

>>89935294
Congrats on being a survivor, best of wishes to you.

>>89935509
For a million reasons yes, just google Venazuela and you'll get all you need.

>>89935556
I hear about their new president being a puppet of a minority there, but can the anon from Venezuela can tell us if people are really starving down there

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>>89909114

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I am constantly mad these days, and I have no idea why

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>>89909114

>>89917739
>fuck off, whiny millenial

Millenials are the ones with a phobia to negativity and cynicism, anon. This "hard mode" crap means OP is most likely a millennial little shit himself.

>>89936574
OP here, not the case at all. I'm just sick of these threads always having over half the posts be "it's depressing" and wanted a bit more originality. To be honest, this has been pretty refreshing so far as a result.

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>>89936373
Even now there is hope for man!
>My father's words!
Your father loved you.
>He still believes?
His heart was broken.
>His only weakness.
...His greatest strength!

>>89917739
nigga depression ain't a fucking fad.

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I told my friend today that sobriety was boring. He called me an alcoholic.

But for real, sobriety is fucking boring.

>>89935858

You work retail, breh? It turns you into a bitter, angry person if you stay too long.

>>89912351
The problem is, now no one is being honest with themselves.

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Don't know if I'm gonna survive the next, few years lads.

>>89936798
or its helping people look on the bright side.

that or find new indirect ways to express their depression.

>>89935858

do you feel you've suffered enough, and that the world owes you a break?

>>89936817
What happened anon?

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>>89909114

>>89936444
Where are there more of these?

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>>89909114

>>89936887
just severe depression, suicidal tendencies etc.

I hope I can overcome it, but there's no guarantee it won't consume me.

But I'm fighting against it, harder than ever before. Every single day I'm fighting against it.

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>>89909114
>>89936817

Same.

>>89918433
Try LSD.

>>89911674
same desu

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[/spoiler]Everything's alright for once.[/spoiler]
Except college because I've realized I'm no longer able to fumble way through classes without literally paying the price. I just wish I realized that a couple semesters ago.

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>>89918433
To be honest Anon, go and talk to someone professionally. They can help you figure yourself out.

Also, each person is that, a complete person. You do not need others to make you whole.

Also, as for something unique about yourself, you have the ability to be aware of your problems. There are literally millions of people who go about, in your same condition, feeling nothing but anger and spite for the rest of the world. You are aware that you can do something to change your situation, you currently lack the ability to do so is all. Currently being the key word here.

I believe in you anon.

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Me in the middle.

>>89936444
shiiit, I've only seen Big Dog memes like this

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>>89909114
I'm feeling pretty good, actually.

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>>89936953

time to kick old school son.

like 2006 memes old school

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Just got off work. Time to get lit af.

>>89924004
is this an in show reference to that one gif

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My SO and I are doing great. Schools good. Political Career taking off. Can't complain

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I'm the professor

>>89918433
Just start doing stuff and stuff will get easier, that's the only way to deal with anxiety and shyness.

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>flying to Los Angeles for a week's vacation with some of my best friends in the world in a few hours
I can't sleep! Hopefully a few cocktails with breakfast at the airport will knock me out on the plane.

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i'm Captain Marvel and Armageddon is my penis

>>89916633
Congrats!

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all i do is drink heavily and hope it kills me

>>89940121
The traffic will be shit, but you'll probably see a lot of nice cars.
I saw a Lamborghini driving down the street when I went to the LA auto show and a bunch of Teslas floating around on the way to buy my car.

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>>89916633

congrats on the dubs... oh and the kid

>>89935509
not really... its WORSE

forget about bread lines, there are lines for EVERYTHING

the minimum wage is like 12 bucks a month, not to mention the crime rates are through the roof, my dad got mugged in front of our damn house

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>tfw ywn be operator enough

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>>89909114

>>89916633
What for?

>>89940195
You shock your penis?

What are you, Mike Pence?

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architecture consulting firm liked me buy GPA was too low, said if I could get my GPA up to 3.0 they would give me an internship, ended up with a 2.94
Latest test, I understood all the concepts but somehow froze up at an elementery concept I use regularly

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not fat though