We need ideas for the second half of season 14 for "4chan:

/u/ has a steamy affair with /aco/.

Co turns gay

Pol is a puppet

Sp and fit fight over s

/qst/ goes on a quest with /cm/, gets trapped under a tree and /cm/ has to go get help. Meanwhile, /mlp/ huddles under her bedsheets and repeats "The movie won't be bad" over and over.

>>89907756
/vip/ gets bored of being alone in the VIP Club and decides to hold a contest called the VIPolympics to elect a new member of the club

>>89908141
[s4s] wins because she violates the laws of human biology to win all events.

>>89908141
it then gets hijacked and becomes the VI/pol/ympics.

NO! These are all old ideas you're just recycling!

Where's the realistic down to earth stories that are completely off the wall?!

GET ME STEVEN SPIELBERG!

>>89907756
op comes out as a fag

/l/ comes back from the dead and cures /co/'s cancerous tumor. Sorry, I mean cancerous tumblr.

>implying /trash/ doesn't have a cult following despite having a few appearences
Put it in the limelight, it's bound to attract the normie crowd and the ratings will be good for at least 6 episodes.

>>89907756
/z/ returns in a one-off 2 part episode in the season finale and is killed off by [s4s], who then assumes /z/'s place.

>>89907756
I think it's about time we get a tournament arc.

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>>89909798
All boards compete

We need to kill off someone.

>it's a snacks returns to save 4chan from the jew chink menace but after causing way too much collateral damage he decides it's best for everyone to leave and live in solitude episode
moots came in the end

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>>89909848
>>89909798

Board survival arc confirmed. Who's our Champion?

>>89910005
[s4s] obviously

>>89907756
Thought you were serious. Had to google 4chan animated series to be sure anyone hadn't made a fanmade animated show.

>>89910318

Get out

If new episodes premiered on Saturdays and each season was 52 episodes long:

Season 1: 10/4/03 - 09/25/04
Season 2: 10/2/04 - 09/24/05
Season 3: 10/1/05 - 09/23/06
Season 4: 10/7/06 - 09/29/07
Season 5: 10/6/07 - 09/27/08
Season 6: 10/4/08 - 09/26/09
Season 7: 10/3/09 - 09/25/10
Season 8: 10/2/10 - 09/24/11
Season 9: 10/1/11 - 09/22/12
Season 10: 10/6/12 - 09/28/13
Season 11: 10/5/13 - 09/27/14
Season 12: 10/4/14 - 09/26/15
Season 13: 10/3/15 - 09/24/16
Season 14: 10/1/16 - 09/23/16

The 4chan series would be premiering episode 697 this weekend.
Would it be TOO autistic to write 697 synopses of a 4chan animated series, starting with a pilot where /b/-tan and /h/-tan (the first boards) buy a huge plot of land and a house, and progressively detailing 4chan's growth by adding new board-tan characters on the exact week when the boards are added and revolving episodes around major 4chan events during the week before the episode's creation?

>>89910518

This would have been fun if it was coming out week by week but you would have to frequent a lot of boards

/cm/ x /co/ episode where /co/ creepily tries to get /cm/ to cosplay as Robin. We need the fujobux.

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>>89910518
Fucking fund it

>>89910715
I'm compiling a list of boards and when they were founded so I can pinpoint which episodes they would make their first appearances in and when some leave. Gotta first nail down that shit.

>>89907830
Don't you think the audience would notice that we've done that plot line for the past 5 seasons?

>>89908304
Or this one that's been here since the pilot?

>>89910764
http://pastebin.com/jSyZnH5p
Done.

>>89911803
Oh, shit, you did it.

Returning boards could be seasonal villains who make unexpected comebacks


/co/ has been around for eleven years? Holy shit

>>89912029

/sp/ came back twice I think. But they have to be bros instead of villians

S1E1 (1) – Pilot – (September 26 to October 3, 2003) Christopher Poole, a small anthropomorphic cat, registers a large block of land in the uninhabited island of Four, part of the Channel Archipelago in the land of Internetizen. Inviting English-speaking members from the island of Two, Poole and friends construct a large house, complete with services, electricity, water, gas, rooms, kitchens and appliances. The house immediately attracts the attention of two buyers: The green-skinned, smartly dressed Brandon (/b/), and the skanky, mostly-naked woman Hailey (/h/).

>>89910518
The gas crystals episode.
The boxxy arc.
The bomb in the plane episode.
The cinema shooter episode.
The gamersgate wars

>>89912292
ChatMoot get's brutally murdered in season 12.

>>89912348
>The gamersgate wars
That ends with /v/ having to take medication and having to say goodbye to his imaginary daughter.

>>89907756
The /pol/ harbor episode. Polls show that /pol/ is a very despised character and that the fans want him to start suffering for his actions so lets give them 20 minutes of /pol/ torture porn!

Kidnappers from (((outside media sources))) are hired to kidnap /pol/. but misread the name on the door and kidnap /po/ instead. Now it's up to /k/ and /pol/ to bring them back.

S1E2 (2) – Weeaboo Roots – (October 4 to October 10, 2003) Hailey goes to show Brandon a new hentai doujin and finds that he’s already trashed his room beyond repair, to which Hailey calls his place the “retard bin”. Soon after, Hailey accepts four new people into the house: Chiyo (/c/), Demona (/d/), Wendy (/w/) and Yancy (/y/). Wendy offers to put up some wallpapers in the other’s rooms, but has trouble when Demona requests some extreme hentai. Two others, Greta (/g/) and Sarah (/s/), become members of the house two days later. Greta and Brandon instantly get along, laughing to dead anime girls. Wendy emerges from Demona’s room two days later, looking half-pregnant.

S1E3 (3) – The Flood – (October 11 to October 18, 2003) Brandon excitedly takes the first phone call sent to the house. It’s Poole, asking how things are going, and whispering “oh yeah I told the Two islanders lolbai” at the end. Brandon checks out the window and sees an onslaught of Japanese people coming to the door. Despite the warnings, the house is flooded with people from Two, knocking Brandon unconscious and flooding his room. Chiyo escapes the flood, but watches her room get ruined. The seven not-unconscious occupants flee to the basement for a few days, waiting for the Two users to leave. After doing so, they find Brandon half-dead in his room and wondering "did they improve it, or fuck it up?"

>>89912348
The Baneposting Epidemic Saga
The Fappening
And the current arc, His Dark Memeterials

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>>89912440
>ends with /v/ having to take medication and having to say goodbye to his imaginary daughter.

/co/ has an affair with /hm/ but what will he do about his burning desire to be with /u/?

>>89912450
So what would the 2016 election cycle be? A redemption ark? Or would it depict /pol/s long decline into madness to cope with the brutal rape of /pol/ harbor?

>>89912753
/pol/'s long decline into madness. He becomes a megalomaniac who believes that he can affect the world through shitposting. The other boards watch him in disgust but they lack sympathy because his madness also causes him to become even more obnoxious.

What would then /fur/ episode be about?

>>89912914
It would be just a b-plot to the April Fool's Day episode with /fur/ claiming "You have won this round 4chan, but I will /b/ back!!!"

>>89912292
>>89912534
3 down, 694 to go. You can do it man.

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>>89912292
>Christopher Poole, a small anthropomorphic cat

/pol/ tries to make itself look presentable when the president of the United States announces a surprise visit.

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>>89913344
>/pol/ asks /fa/ if Hitler youth haircuts are still fashionable
>suddenly, it's a makeover episode
>/pol/ is revealed to actually be good looking, which briefly makes /fa/ question it's sexuality. Again.

S1E4 (4) – October 25, 2003 – This Series is Cute! Cute! – (October 18 to October 24, 2003) – The boards decide to get to know each other, having not had anything to do for a while. Demona shows off her uncanny ability to shapeshift, Brandon shows off his collection of cool stuff he calls “memes”, and Sarah reveals that she is a professional porn star. Chiyo reveals that her favorite anime girl is Sakura Kinomoto, which ends up causing a major argument over who the best anime girl really is. Near the end, Brandon decides to leave the room, steals one of Chiyo’s mangas and goes into his room.

S1E5 (5) – November 1, 2003 – Too Many Badgers – (October 25 to October 31, 2003) – Brandon discovers a bizarre animation on the Internet, featuring dancing badgers. Immediately amused by the footage, Brandon attempts to revolve the house around the badger video, even forcing the other seven residents to join in. Tired, they decide to stop Brandon and remind him “you can’t just force a meme you found on the Internet forever, you know.”

>>89913560
Please do more.

>>89915270
S1E6 (6) – November 8, 2003 – Poole’s Not Closing It – (November 1 to November 7, 2003) – After receiving a letter from the Channel Archipelago government, Poole informs the residents of Four that they may be forced out of the house if he can’t keep paying them to stay, since he is a fucking NEET. Each board decides to pitch in, but they can only accumulate half of the amount needed to keep the land. Sarah returns to the house and hears of the news, then realizes that her wages as a porn star are more than enough to keep them all. She pitches in her share, allowing Poole to pay the government enough to keep them on Four for enough time so that he can look for a better-paying job.

S1E7 (7) – November 15, 2003 – Loli-gone – (November 8 to November 14, 2003) – Chiyo laments over the fact that most of the new manga she gets is very questionable and prays for a solution to the problem. Downstairs, two new residents enter the house: Alexis (/a/) and Laura (/l/), later joined by train-enthusiast Robert (/r/). Laura and Chiyo become quick friends, although Chiyo is suspicious of Laura’s intentions as she enthusiastically agrees to keep all of the questionable manga that Chiyo gets. Meanwhile, Robert finds out that his room is much too big to keep all of his model trains and photographs, and asks Poole to find a place to keep the rest of his collection safe.

S1E8 (8) – November 22, 2003 – Dicksy Chicks – (November 15 to November 21, 2003) – Yancy shares his collection of yaoi pornography with Demona, who asks if there’s anything in his collection that has a girl with a dick. This starts an argument between the two over dickgirls and yaoi men, and which gender with dicks is superior. Hailey is forced to sort them out, getting them to realize that there is no truly superior dick-gender. Demona apologizes for causing a ruckus, and makes up with Yancy by shapeshifting into a man and giving him anal.

This is kind of fun.

>>89915316
Keep 'em coming. It's pretty great!

>>89912753
It would be the climax to the /pol/ rising arc, where /pol/ seizes hold of meme magic and attempts to remake the world in his image.

This begins the next multi-season plotline dealing with the fallout.

>>89915383
S1E9 (9) – November 29, 2003 – The Next Train Out – (November 22 to November 28, 2003) – Unable to deal with the living arrangements due to the relocation of his train collection, Robert packs up and leaves, admitting that he may return in the future. Meanwhile, Brandon examines the house’s Internet connection after his GIFs stop playing.

S1E10 (10) – December 6, 2003 – Push It To The Limit – (November 29 to December 5, 2003) – Looking to improve her act and earn higher wages in the porn industry, Sarah asks Demona to help her practice taking in larger objects. Later, Demona is invited to the shooting of her new porno: Open the Backdoor 5. The director, intrigued by Demona’s size and shape, hires her and changes the plot to involve Demona as the “evil rape monster”. The taping goes well, although Sarah is hospitalized later for cervical trauma due to Demona really getting into the part.

S1E11 (11) – December 13, 2003 – Too /c/l/ose for Comfort – (December 6 to December 12, 2003) – Over the past few weeks, Laura has been getting much too close to Chiyo, causing her to feel a little concerned over her motives. To find out what they are, she enlists Hailey’s help and spends time with her. Meanwhile, Yancy pranks Brandon by covering his entire room with yaoi porn.

Progressively going through 4chan's history using a few sources and writing cartoon synopses around them is great. For weeks without anything of note, I make up a random filler plotline.

>/m/ wants to use his giant robot but can't because there's nothing to fight

>>89915441
Are you going to make 14 fucking seasons worth of this shit? You'd better start planning the multi-season lore arcs.

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>>89915465
well, /r9k/ is a robot

/mlp/ throws a birthday party but anytime she's near other boards Barneyfag attacks her. His only dialogue in the episode is "Die you degenerate Barneyfag" and /mlp/ pays a Janitor to keep him away. Episode ends with shit ruined and the Janitor not keeping Barneyfag away because his hotpockets took a while to warm up.

>>89908726
/trash/ is clearly fur bait for the younger audience

>>89910518
Do you think things would be different if this was all a tv show instead of a site? Would any of us still have our lives?

>>89910715
I always think that /fa/ guy works now at buzzfeed.

>>89916703
>I always had my doubts about them

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>>89909848
/tv/'s entry

>>89912440
No it ended with the cripplechan spinoff and the whole Null screws Hotwheels storyarc

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>>89916717
>>89910715
Found a pic with him.
I always think that the /fa/ guy looks similar like the buzzfed asian guy on the left.

>HWNDU /po/ arc
best arc so far

>>89907756
a future version of /g/ comes from the future to warn us but is locked in a mental asylum with /lit/ and /vp/

>>89908293
God damn it /tv/, we can't always get Steven Spielberg every time someone needs to write a story.