I've seen the Rough Cut of "Infinite War", ask me anything.
They started filming a few weeks ago...
>>89864305
Your face started filming a few weeks ago
>>89864294
What are the 3 pre/mid/post-credit scenes?
>>89864305
Yes, but 95% of the movie is CGI, and the 5% live action is almost complete. Ask me anything.
>>89864320
This cut had only two.
In the first, Zemo, Loki and Red Skull are seen together, having a silent dinner.
In the second, Miles Morales joins the Defenders, that are now the only "heroes" of the galaxy.
>>89864294
What's your favorite color?
>>89864532
Orange, like Thane's costume.
>>89864294
Is the war really all that "infinite"? I heard rumors that the movie will have finite length. I'm just concerned if I'm really getting my money's worth.
>>89864640
The war itself lasts 28 seconds, but it's worth it!
The Infinite part isn't about the war. It is about "love". Thanos for Thane, Hulk for Gamora, Ego and Peter AND Peter. It should be called "Infinite Love", and the studio is considering the name change.
>>89864640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL_pRiXov7Q
How do they beat Thanos?
>>89864938
Thanos wins in this first movie.
>>89864294
What's your dick smell like?
>>89864333
Are the CGI animators experts or rookies?
>>89864938
Epic dance off
>>89864294
>I've seen the Rough Cut of "Infinite War
No you haven't.
You don't have to make up shit to have a conversation in a thread.
Also, you aren't tripfagging, so you are doing even this wrong.
In the last week you saw a rough cut of JL.
>>89864968
Experts, they are Pixar guys. The extras all look like Buzz Lightyear.
>>89864294
Bullshit. They literally started filming like TWO FUCKING DAYS ago. They made an announcement and everything.
>>89865005
No one has ever posted a real pre-screening in the history of /co/.
This is just another pathetic cry for attention.
>>89865005
I already explained this >>89864333
>>89865031
There IS one anon- Spoiler Anon, who year after year manages to perfectly explain the plots of movies fucking AGES before they actually come out. The only exceptions were the Star Wars movies and some other one I can't remember. Anyway- they manage to spoil the movies which leaves me to believe they either work on the secretive ratings board- which screens the movies multiple times for editing and content, or they somehow work for an editing company that works with several film studios.
They've accurately spoiled several Marvel movies and DC movies in any case so it's probably a CG editor on the films or something.
>>89864294
They literally started filming.
Why would you openly lie on a board where the majority of people interested in the Marvel movie universe already know this?
On the internet no less - where somebody can call you shit out instantly within seconds?
>>89864384
>Miles Morales
>>89865186
I am not lying and I already explained this shit.
Do you have or not something to ask?
My pet hamster works for Marvel too.
>>89864294
How does Venom job to Thanos in the final fight?
I did see the movie you fucking assholes, I already explained it, accept my retarded reasoning for shitposting and
ASK
ME
ANYTHING
>>89865352
Venom isn't in the movie. Carnage is hinted.
>>89865352
Carnage isn't in the movie. Venom is hinted.
>>89865352
Carnage isn't Venom. Movie is hinted.
>>89865431
You didn't see the movie. It is literally the contrary.
Don't shitpost here, please.
>>89865363
Does Thanos believe in "no glove no love?
>>89865431
You saw the movie, it is figuratively correct.
Do continue funposting here please.
>>89864294
How many fart jokes are in the movie, and are they planning to add more for the final cut?
I'm not gonna watch it under 10
I'm downloading the Infinity Gauntlet right now, if faget OP doesn't delete his shitty thread, I'll just start storytiming it.
>>89865514
Groot "farts" woodchips, but that's it.
>>89865514
Lots of them, even a couple BRAAPs friendo.
>>89865352
Carnage isn't in the movie.
Venom is hitler.
>>89865529
I do not support this.
>>89865031
Some nigger leaked the plot of Justice League pretty well. Before there were any details on it they called out the three-McGuffin motherbox plot with the three Earth races thing going on.
>>89865248
Hey man, I've seen the final cut. Thanos is actually just Peter Quill's long lost brother and his planning has really been for the most epic surprise party ever. They finished early because they're just using recycled shots from the other films for most of it.
>>89865610
Too bad.
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>>89865283
You know I think I heard about that, rodents having an affinity for good shot composition or something.
>>89864294
Did Marvel really get the rights to Green Lantern and make him an elite Nova or something?
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>>89865645
SPOILERS!
>>89865363
Which of the Avengers have offered you rough sex, I hear that's an early screening ritual.
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>>89865666
I demand you to stop.
Fag.
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>>89865706
a shitpost thread tha I can use to storytime comics, and get a free bump every time. Why would I stop?
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>>89865719
I demand that you keep going!
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>>89864294
Do you sleep naked?
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>>89865645
Based anon
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>>89864294
Who was phone?
Was it Airwave trying to escape from the DCEU to a place that will give characters like him background roles?
I'm here in my early screening room, people always askin me, askin me about the film so I thought I'd give you a little tour. You know, Stan Lee once said "Don't be gullible fucks" I think that means you should really buy me book. It's about how to make films and fuck people. On the right you'll see Chris Hemsworth who I rented for this and on the left are at least 100 whores who are here for free because they want to know what happens in Infinity War. Please buy my book.
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>>89865955
who's your waifu?
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>>89864294
How can you see something that hasn't been filmed yet? Please tell me the secret of your time machine?
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>>89866015
Does Captain America have a shirtless scene?
This is important information.
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>>89864294
why do you have to be such a lying piece of shit?
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>>89866097
I thought I could stock up on captchas or something, but the ykeep expiring after a while, shit sucks man.
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>>89865774
So this is going to happen but with either Thor or the GOTG
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>>89865808
Not him but I do
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>>89866359
Thor would make more sense I think.
Also isn't carol supposed to debut in IW, or am I remebering it wrong? Let's ask OP, he surely knows kek.
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>>89865621
Thst has been know for a year though. We literally learned about it right after BvS hell i say before.
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>>89866487
Looks like faggoty OP left, and we're nearing the end of the issue, any of you guys still reading?
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>>89866898
>marvel boy
Who?
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>>89866413
lol just the hulk in a super deep v getting tanked...im liking this dump op
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>>89866960
Exactly.
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MODS!!!
>>89864294
How long is Scar Jo's dick
I am literally on set of Infinity War with Chris Evans next to me, ask me anything
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>>89867465
Weebs BTFO
>>89867407
Remind him that Trump won and film his reaction.
Issue 3 coming up in a sec.
I hope some of you are still reading.
>>89867588
yes, plz keep going thank you
>>89867612
kk, enjoy
>>89867709
So why is it Earth is the only planet they're doing anything on anyway? Surely other worlds could contribute to their ranks.
I like old Drax.
>>89864384
>In the first, Zemo, Loki and Red Skull are seen together, having a silent dinner.
Next time you make threads like these please make it believable.
Issue 4 next
>>89866271
>Mephisto's face
"He actually did it, the madman"
thanks op, keep it comin bro
>>89864294
>seen a "rough cut" of a film that still hasn't done most of of its actual filming yet.
Tell us, what is it like to only ever have bullshit come out of your mouth whenever you open it?
>>89867315
and nothing of value was lost
>>89867443
>Trump
>>89868862
kek
Kind sir, I am truly loving this story and I would literally suck a dick to see a movie this good.
The thing is, I have to go to work and have no doubt this thread will 404 before I get back. Is there a link to download this awesome collection?
>>89868928
I just got it from Piratebay in a hurry, it's well seeded there.
>>89868820
I'm guessing it's like having ass-burgers everyday of your life.
>>89864294
Tell us about the 15 minute lesbo orgy scene between Natasha, Wanda, Mantis, Sharon, Hope, and Carol.
>>89865642
"I'm bringing the party to you, Quill."
"I will bathe the starways in Happy Birthday balloons!"
>>89864294
>It's just started filming a few days ago
>"I've seen a rough cut"
>>89866015
He's a Big Guy?
>>89869174
Please don't post images, I'll barely be able to finish this before the limit as is.
goddam this is brutal
>>89869212
>Iron jobber
>>89865645
Thanks anon.
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>>89865687
This storytime is getting me hyped as fuck for the "Infinity Wars" movie.
>>89869414
That was the intent, something actually good instead of the scheduled "OP's fake leak shitposting hour".
>>89864305
yeah its REALLY rough
>>89868333
That does sound like something the MCU would do though
this is fucking amazing....thank you based poster
>>89870088
You'e welcome, this is the firs time I'm reading this as well.
>>89870167
And apparently, I was suffering a stroke while typing that.
>>89865934
comic book noob here what's the purpose of this panel?
>>89870289
Dude, remember when Nebula was hot?
>>89869004
> Cyclops and Scarlet Witch fighting alongside each other.
Kek.
>>89870471
>even as a god, youre a dum faggot thanos
>err..ok ill help
kek
>>89869211
For You
Last stretch, folks.
Enjoy the last issue whil knowing that the OP probably hanged himself by now, taking his "leaks" to the grave.
How's that time machine working?
I like the art in this book a lot.
>>89871238
>Drax
>>89871350
Strange actually looks like Benedict here
>>89871435
"claim custody of Nebula"
I see you, Starfox
And this is the end.
Thanks for sticking with me, the next time a shitpost thread appears, I might do Infinity War if I notice it.
>>89869275
well people
he can survive ANYTHING
even stepping on fucking Legos
thanks op, great read
Is the film going to be remotely just as good as this comic?
How do you think they will sex it up?
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>>89871608
I've always liked this ending. Feels like the perfect capstone to Thanos.
>>89871727
No Surfer.
No Doom.
>>89864294
How do I find happiness?
>>89871747
if they dont have doom, im going to scream
surfer was in one of the extra scenes though
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>>89871747
Same poster. I forgot about that. I have a feeling that they will defeat Thanos in the same fashion in that comic when he got tripped over and dropped the cosmic cube. Or was that a dc story?
>>89871811
God, I hate power-wanking.
>>89869559
>Marvel can't use Galactus ever
Why even live?
>>89869004
i wanna fuck scarlet witch
How many nude scenes does Thanos have?
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>>89871608
Thank You story time man
>>89871608
In the end Thanos won wow
>>89871962
wtf that writing is so cheesy
>>89871775
>if they dont have doom, im going to scream
Prepare your lungs BITCH.
You really think those guys would give up Fantastic Four to Marvel after that train wreck?
They'll just try again in another few years.
>>89865645
Based anon.
>>89864640
The rough cut does eventually end but I've been assured the final film will continue indefinitely.
>>89875722
Yes, it was what the producers told us.
So is starlord gonna be the Adam warlock fill-in?
>>89864317
savage.
>>89866946
>a population of deities
>Russia
Now all those videos of Russians surviving high falls and other various hazards make sense
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>>89867613
>top 10 craziest things ever done to impress a girl
>Rough cut of a movie that just started filming.