If Flash digests food super fast, does that mean he has to poop

>>89852530
The Flash is constantly pooping between panels, he's' just moving so quickly that you can't tell.

Speedforce allows him to convert every atom of the food into energy.

>>89852530
He also digests more of the food he eats so he produces less waste material.

>>89852569
so he's a turboshitter?

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>>89852530
>>89852569
Guess you could say he's got the Runs.

>>89852569
So he's like a hedgehog, he shits while he runs

He vibrates his bowels so quickly that all of his poop turns into gas and Flash is just farting constantly.

>>89852530
He needs a special speed force proof toilet.

>>89852952
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

>>89852530
Why was Flash made out to be some comedy clown in this show while in the comics hes a much more serious criminal forensics worker.

>>89853584
They needed a kid appeal character and it worked for them

>>89853584
Because they made up their own character and called him Wally for the hell of it. But no one calls them out on it because it was enjoyable.

Though Wally isn't a forensics worker in comics. And he's kind of a funny guy but more in a sarcastic way than the DCAU showed him. Pretty much the only thing they got right was him being a womanizer but they had him fail too much at it tbqh.

>>89852530
he shits directly into the speedforce

>>89852530
Actually he only poops only once in the year.

It's a very painful and unpleasant day.

>>89852952
You have to go back

>>89852530
His metabolism is so effective it digests 99.999% into energy and he shits the remains, which is regular daily human shit

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>be a small time member of the Justice League
>warp onto the watchtower one day to ask Batman for some help on a missing persons case that may be part of a people trafficking ring
>entire watchtower is fucking abandoned
>it's legitimately a ghost town
>search up and down for some sign of someone, but not even Martian Manhunter is around and he's a green NEET fuck
>figure some sort of cataclysmic cosmic event must have called everyone away
>maybe Darkseid is trying to have sex with maths again
>whatever, might as well grab a bite from the cafeteria and use the free wi-fi to do some research
>might even be able to sneak into Wonder Woman's room and--
>PRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBT!
>what the fuck was--
>PRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFPT!
>ofuck.jpg
>dash like a madman to the nearest fucking calendar
>it's circled and underlined a million fucking times in red
>February 12th, 2016: Speedforce Shits Day
>if I run to the teleporter fast enough I might still make it
>come on come on come the fuck ON
>PRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBFFFFT!
>the shits are getting louder and brassier
>PRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!
>PPPPPPPPpppppppprprrbt...
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>almost there just a few more steps
>just at that moment, the Flash opens the bathroom door without flushing
>a wave of speedforce energy cascades out of the bathroom, flowing throughout the watchtower
>smell it before I see it
>the wave strikes me and absorbs me into the fucking speedforce
>spend the next few weeks surrounded by shit and lighting before the Flash comes in to save me
>this motherfucker still has the gall to eat chipotle right in front of me

>>89853584
Because this Wally is the best.

>>89854746
>t. to intelligent to read vol 2

What if speedforce is literal shit

>>89854661
>2017
>Fart and poop jokes
double nigger

>>89856211
But anon the entire thread is fart and poop jokes.

>>89852952
>best post!

>>89854661
>maybe Darkseid is trying to have sex with maths again
This got me

>>89854255
Back to the past

>>89853584
Because they didn't have plasticman to be the clown.

>>89856622
They DID have Plastic Man. And the Elongated Man! They even said, to his face, that "We don't need TWO stretchy guys out there!"

>>89856256
Triple nigger for reminding me theres no hope

>>89852530
POOPUS REMOVUS

>>89853086

And we just found a new superpower the TV show needs to use.

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>>89854661

>>89854661
>maybe Darkseid is trying to have sex with maths again

>>89857245
Off-screen, yes. But they couldn't directly use Plastic Man because that was around the same time that CN was making that pilot with Tom Kenny.

>>89852952
FUCK YOU CARLOS

>>89852530

He can't poop and use superspeed at the same time. Nobody can. Waiting until he poops is the perfect time to kill him.

marathon runners shit themselves so he probably shits his pants constantly

That's my secret, I'm ALWAYS shitting.

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>>89852952

>>89852530
implying he doesnt just vibrate at super speed so the poop just falls through him to save time

>>89853029
That explains why Sonic can eat so many chilli dogs and never need to use the crapper.

>>89853584
Because no one likes Barry Allen

>>89852530
Could flash poop so hard his poop would have enough speed to stop crime?

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>>89852530
>>89852569
Does superfast Flashpoop fire straight through the porcelain of every toilet like an infinite mass shit that white hot blasts deep down into the Earth's crust? Are there thousands of superheated Flash poops drilled into the Earth everywhere?

He sends all his poops into the Speed Force.

The shitty part where he keeps all of his trapped villains in. It is a living hell full of lightning and fried Flash poops that keep randomly appearing every few minutes.

This is why Superboy Prime really hates Flash real bad.

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>>89854661
>maybe Darkseid is trying to have sex with maths again

>>89856211
>still eat Chipotle
implies that this event happens in the past