Mary Cagle is drawing pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor n!

source?

>>89846245
Does posting a link to her porn Tumblr fall under the 4chan rule against advertising?

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>>89846215

>>89846316
no

>>89846316
How long have you been here?
Just chop it up and post or put the link in a pastebin and post the pastebin link.

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You'd best not be jestin', nigger

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>>89846316

>>89846316
Hurry the fuck up!

>>89846339
Alright.

https://bubewatermelon.tumblr.com/

>>89846371
oh thats, uh

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Oh how far we have come

>>89846371
>It's shit

Move along folks. Nothing to see here.

>>89846371
Tasteful stuff.

Nothing too lewd but preddy good.

>>89846371
>You thought I was just joking! But I can do whatever the fuck I want! I’m an aduuuult!

Alright, who broke her?

>>89846371

ITS HAPPENING

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>>89846215
I never thought I needed it but I do.

>>89846411
>>89846371
>I may be an asexual virgin, but I figure I'm an adult and I can try drawing a boob or two if I want!!!

>>89846215
Just like literally every other artist ever?

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>>89846371
Is Mary-sensei gay?

>>89846442
Respect

>>89846371
S'alright
>Asexual Virgin
Either she's in it for the money or babe is just afraid of the dick or the taco.

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>>89846371
>15 hours ago

Wait a second, this is pretty new.

>>89846371
>naked women
Boooring.

>>89846411
>You thought I was just joking! But I can do whatever the fuck I want! I’m an aduuuult!
>I may be an asexual virgin, but I figure I'm an adult and I can try drawing a boob or two if I want!!!

Reads like doujin dialog. I expect in the next few pages for wild sex to happen.

>>89846371
>3 posts
>Are just non sexual nudes
Meh.
And from her description it sounds like that's all it's going to be.

You lied to me OP, you asshole.

>>89846454
Well butts are a thing.
And so are hips and thighs.

>>89846371
>https://bubewatermelon.tumblr.com/
>Mary doesn't know where a vagina goes.

I just realized I've watched so much porn that I could probably draw a more anatomically correct cock and balls from memory then she can draw a vag.

>>89846215

You better not tell mom!

>>89846371

Thx senpai

>>89846454
I'll reserve judgement until it becomes clear she's not drawing any cute dudes.

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>>89846371
>those nipples

>>89846215
Remember when a commentary on Japanese baths was the most risque thing she'd ever done?

>>89846215
>Mary Cagle is drawing pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn!

get a grip, aint even 4 leter porn.

>>89846498
Still not as bad as Walky drawing dicks upside down.

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>>89846371
>that "vagina" on the first pic

>>89846371
She knows boobs are separate, right?

>>89846560
She's a virgin. She's only ever seen a vagina in a mirror.

>>89846371
Eh, it's alright I guess.

>>89846610
I refuse to believe Mary-sensei doesn't read H-doujins or have seen porn.

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You think her parents know?

>>89846610
Anon, we're on the internet.

So its not really porn more lewds really

>>89846371
it expands

>>89846371
This is pretty bad. Tell me when she starts drawing shota porn in her regular style.

>>89846663
There's a distinction?

>>89846628
Yeah she says she's asexual but I always assumed she was into some kinda weeb porn but look at that friggin vag. nobody who's seen more than 3 seconds of internet porn would put a vagina there.

>>89846215
Literally who

>>89846704
I think these posters are her weeb porn: >>89846648

>>89846704
The porn artists who can't draw neither a penis nor vagina always baffled me: they should know how at least one of the two looks like.

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>>89846371
>I may be an asexual virgin
whatever helps her sleep at night

>>89846708
Weeb who's living a weeb's dream; teaching English in Japan. She also draws a cute classroom comic.

>>89846371
>those fused-together-tits
oh sweetie, that wasn't a good choice at all

>>89846215
>no dicks
>just naked girl pinups

>>89846750
rather looks more like lack of experience of drawing nude character than any fundamental misunderstandings of the human anatomy. frontal pelvic vagina is a common beginners mistake.

>>89846836
honestly the color of them is what throws me off. Looks like circulation's been cut off.

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>>89846785
>Implying you wouldn't tenderly deflower mary sensei
>Implying you wouldnt kiss her hair after and cradle her head as she cried into your chest.
>Implying you wouldn't fall in love with her odd socks that she left on the whole time.

>>89846856
Baby steps. It'll be a while before she even attempts a dick.

>>89846695
There's a reason /e/ exists.

wow this art is pretty weak

>>89846442
>I'm asexual
Doubt
>>89846921
>tenderly
Oh no, it'd be a mess. I'd probably ruin sex for her forever.

>>89846215
You think Ronnie will do porn too?

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>>89846785
what would you call someone who has no personal interest in participating in sexual acts but fantasizes about cartoon characters fucking

>>89846983
Ronnie will be in Marys porn.

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>>89846371
>https://bubewatermelon.tumblr.com/
>vag placement in the first pic
>the third pic kinda makes it look like the left girls boobs are fused together
Well, at least she's trying.

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>>89846921
>implying i wouldn't awkwardly get on her and nudge for a while with weak movements before cumming prematurely and leaving her as unsatisfied as a wet blanket

>>89847022
Scured.

>>89846704
It's not a great vag but I think the issue is more weird posture and bad shading... or at least those exacerbate the issue.

The top half says "seductive posing" the bottom half says "thrusting my crotch at the mirror while I sketched this pose"

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>>89847022
And the abyss stares back.

>>89847022
Sexually repressed.

>>89847022
Scared of intimacy

>>89847022
A shut-in.
Like me. Just because I've never had sex doesn't mean I wouldn't if the conditions were perfect.

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>>89847051
>the bottom half says "thrusting my crotch at the mirror while I sketched this pose"

Mary sensei did that?

>>89847022
Incapable of forming intimate relationships with their preferred sex and taking out their sexual frustration and loneliness via 2D proxies and masturbation.

>>89846836
Maybe she watches a lot of Brazilian tranny porn.

>>89847048
>You tryt to eat her out first
>You're bad at that too and put off by the smell
>It's natural but it still breaks her confidence
>>89847124
Imagine all the lewd things she had to do trying to get reference.

>asexual virgin
When will Ronnie make a woman out of her?

>>89847048
>Implying you wouldn't develop a fetish for awkward pillow talk and virginal foreplay, eventually you'll only be able to jack off when Wess Anderson movies play in the background.

>>89846316
are you fucking new?

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>>89847155
I'm imagining but I only find it hot because she's a teacher.

>>89847131
>The tranny is hot
>Horrible fake tits
Seriously I'd rather Nina Lawless just have a man's chest.

>>89847048
>>89847155
>>89847166
this is why sex should be performed in the dark, preferably with a sheet between the participants and a little hole for the main act

>>89847022
In Denial.

Is Mary only popular here because of Let's Speak English?

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>>89846836
Maybe she modeled it after Dillion Harper.

>>89847211
Not any more anon.

>>89846371

that vagina looks like a cut

is she in 30yo life crisis?

>>89847245
Those poor Egyptians.

>>89847242
Like the Mormons!

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>>89847286
>18 wives
>Can only fuck them through a hole in a sheet

>>89847271
>Former Teacher out of a job now does lewd stuff for cash/attention/liberation

My favorite erotic trope.

>>89847022
A /co/mrade.

>>89847266
I never see her mentioned do to anything else

>>89847124
But if she did it does that mean the vagina placement is accurate?

>>89847271
What does she do for money then? Is she still in Japan?

>>89847403
Sells her Let's Speak English books and she has another shitty webcomic that looks like it's about magical girls.

>>89847395
This raises further questions.

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>>89847395
Only if looking at it with a mirror
n-not that i'd know anything about stuff like that

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>>89846983
>>89847026
I'm just going to enjoy this porn of them together.

>>89847596
I never would have guessed I wanted this

>>89846215
good shit
Hope she makes a ton of porno money

>>89847596
I want porn of Mary and Runnie's Replace

This thread is exactly what I expected the thread to be when I opened it.

>>89847022
Me.

>>89847687
You're welcome Mary.

>>89847266
That and for trashing Aaron Diaz

>>89847742
Unintentionally. The comic was omnidirectional and he took it as a personal attack.

>>89847022
Autistic.

>>89847816
The comic was laser focused at him and even Mary said so, fuck off.

>>89847022
handsome

>>89846215
>https://bubewatermelon.tumblr.com/
You go, girl.

>>89846371
>I started this blog off with a vagoo, but spoilers: it’ll probably be 99% butts and boobs because those are way more interesting to draw (and especially to render XD)

I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED

>>89846610
So that's why it's backwards.

>>89847665
>"Ronnie you seem.....bigger"
>Ronnie opens the door "Mary?"
>"Wait....But..." a tentacle dick extends from behind her and wraps around her throat

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>>89846371
>Monoboob
>Nipples look like stickers
>Vagina is just a pink vertical line
How the fuck do you fuck up anatomy that bad when you can look in the fucking mirror for a reference, like every fucking man alive on the planet can easily draw an anatomically correct penis (and often does) but this bitch can't draw a pussy?

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>>89846836
>oh sweetie

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Well at least she's honest that she's not going to try that hard.

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>>89846371
>I started this blog off with a vagoo, but spoilers: it’ll probably be 99% butts and boobs because those are way more interesting to draw (and especially to render XD)

>No dicks
>No more attempts at improving vagoo drawings
>Most likely no pics of her Magical Girl charactrs

>>89848041
She's just nervous people will hate it.

Keep at it, Mary

>>89847979
Well to be fair its easier for a guy to look at their own dicks to draw it then for women to look at their own pussies. Kind of need to position a mirror below themselves to even see it fully. You'd be surprised at how many women don't even know the anatomy of a vagina because of this.

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>>89846215

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>>89847979
Have you SEEN some drawings of dicks.
Also her body probably isn't really the ideal she's going for.

>>89848258
hello newfriend

Proudly announcing I am the first anon here to nut to her porn

>>89848192
Then set your camera on a timer, put it on the ground, and spread your legs in front of it.

Boom, perfect reference unless you're so fat your stomach reaches all the way down to your ass.

>>89848279
Ancient greece dick aesthetics differ from modern size obsessed ones though, so posting it as an example of badly drawn dicks isn't really applicable. There's a reason why they drew only crude, boorish and barbaric characters with big penises.

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>>89848192
This.
I ended up learning from 4chan that piss doesn't come out of the vagina.

>>89846454
All women are bisexual.

>>89846406
Eh, she just need practice.

>>89846454
How much money is there to be made in naked men? Probably only a fraction of porn for straight guys.

>>89848576
More like there are girls who will take it from both sexes but not give to women and then there are legit dykes.

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>>89848527
>I ended up learning from 4chan that piss doesn't come out of the vagina
Did you never take 4th grade sex ed?

>>89848701
> implying most American education systems still have sex ed of any kind

>>89848701
No bullying, he's probably american.

>>89846371
>she quit her job for this

what a shame.

>>89846371
she really likes those fused boobs
>i'm an adult and i can do what i want
you sure can, mary-san. good job
>i'm asexual!
... well maybe this will cure you, i dunno.

>>89846562

>This

Love Mary, and no hate, but hopefully she gets the hang of this eventually.

>>89846459
the Lifetime isn't helping
>>89846498
I think the angle of the pelvis threw her off
>>89846560
iunno i've seen girls with almost nonexistent labia like that before. I kinda like em

>>89846215
Who?

>>89847242
>>89847166
Honestly porn really ruins sex for a lot of people. You aren't supposed to be a sex god from the word go. Awkward, goofy sex where you laugh at awkward angles or get bumped in the face by an elbow or knee is great. It makes sex feel more fun.

>>89846371
6/10, wouldn't fap but it's not the worst

>>89846836
omitting some of the lines, like the line on the lower lip, is the new sidemouth
except at least that looks good when done properly, and gives you the impression of a mouth pulled to one side.
nu-anime needs to shut up and be old anime

>>89848701
Yes, and it failed me. It pretty much only taught us that sex makes babies and how to use a feminine napkin. Not even tampons, because the course was sponsored by a feminine napkin company. My mom was the one that explained tampons to me.

>>89848258
Normally I'd be fine with you not knowing some random artist, but Mary has been popular on here for some time. She's basically female Ronnie, but perhaps funnier?

>>89848858
I came by imagining that one of the girls was Mary

>>89847266
i like Kiwi Blitz
and not just because it appears before my comic in every comic list
>>89847395
i mean, placement DOES vary. one woman's can be a whole two inches further forward or back than another's, especially when fat rolls are accounted for. a puffy fat vagoo can droop

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>>89848525
I mean...that just doesn't seem anatomically possible. I mean maybe one guy was the canon but if that's an accurate depiction of the ideal penis it's a shock that the Greek Race made it to modern times.
Also for reference look up some shitty porn like those old school Scooby Doo or Simpsons porns, those are not accurate penises.
>>89848701
Not him but I don't think I had Sex Ed til' like Middle School and I don't remember us getting too into what the specific holes within the vagina are. But then again I don't really remember much besides embarrassing myself by asking how big are dicks supposed to be. But I can see why people would assume the pussy is just an all purpose hole like the dickhole since everything is under the hood.

>>89848884
I'm a fucking man and even I learned that girls don't piss out of their vagina's in 4th grade

Jesus anon

>>89848701
American Sex Ed goes like this:
>Late elementary/early middle school: Your dick is going to get hair, your voice will crack, you'll get taller, you'll be flustered a lot.
>High School: DO NOT HAVE SEX, DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT, YOU WILL GET CRUSTY DICK OR MAKE 127 BABIES AND RUIN YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE, ALSO EVERYTHING IS RAPE.

>>89847948
imagine if we were like pigs and we had threaded vagoo and screw-shaped peens.. you'd see one in a mirror and it'd look fucking horrifying
unless they already naturally have two different kinds, in which case how much would it suck if you porked into one with the opposite spiral?

>>89848525
>There's a reason why they drew only crude, boorish and barbaric characters with big penises.
Because it's hotter that way?

>>89847022
Comrade.

>>89848192
I know a girl that thinks she has no clitoris. i wish she'd take me up on my offer to find it for her. i swear i'd be totally clinical about it i googled it and there's a LOT of women who think they don't have one either

>>89848960
tfw my school didn't have sex ed in highschool

It's probably why half the class lost their virginity

>>89848960
Where in America are you from?

>>89848701
Either school or parents are supposed to teach that kind of thing. I'm guessing he's American like me and had parents who either didn't know he wasn't learning this shit or didn't care.

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>You can find more anatomically correct drawings of penises on the insides of bathroom stalls than you can in porn
Sad, but also fascinating, what is it about us men and our instinctual need to draw penises on everything?

>>89848701
I was excused from biology classes because I passed out once while the principal was giving a talk on some kid who shot some school
I was allowed to play my Gameboy instead because they labeled me as sensitive, the teacher hated my guts because everyone could see I was just pretending to get free time
I was actually not pretending, I vomited like crazy after some girl brought the video of her brother's ultrasound and cried after watching South park

>>89847087

Correct, you win the prize.

Which I assume is sadness

>>89848991
No, shota penis and coinpurse was literally the epitome of dick aesthetics to the ancient greeks and what really got their motors running. Adult dicks were considered disgusting.

>>89848935
>i mean, placement DOES vary
huh, learn something everyday

>>89849031
Jesus anon, you sounded like a massive pussy, how often did you get your head dunked in the toilet?

>>89848527
my ex stepbro used to think there was a third hole above the urethra
>>89848701
that poorly-xeroxed shit?
>>89848837
but that's my favorite KIND of porn
>>89848960
you had sex ed in high school?
all we had was the elementary one just like you said, followed by a hilariously awkward middleschool one with anonymous questions, video of birth, and a bunch of bullshit about the 5 stages of arousal

>>89849026
We have reference.
And vaginas are hard to draw.

>>89847286

>Mixing up your anti-Mormon propaganda with you anti-Catholic propaganda

It's like you ain't even Baptist.......

>>89849087
it also changes a little as you age, moving further down/back. a little girl really has a straight-up mini-front-butt, then as the hips widen there's more room for it to migrate. same kinda happens to dudes but it's subtler since our entire apparatus can be moved around (unless it anchors itself in place like mine did in reaction to medication. i'm fucked now)

>>89849092
Never because everyone thought it was just an excuse to get out of biology thanks to that teacher that hated me
I got to be a pussy consequence free, now I don't give a shit anymore and I do things most people wouldn't dare to, maybe it was just all the abuse I got at home that made me that way

>>89849025
You forget that there are plenty of parents who are clueless about how anatomy works themselves.

>>89849117
Yeah, but we all also know what a hand looks like but we don't draw hands on every single bathroom stall or sleeping guy we come across, is it a more sophisticate way of marking territory, like peeing on random shit like animals isn't really acceptable in modern society so we moved on to markers but still wanted to involve our genitalia in some way?

>>89849129
It's a joke about orthodox jews.. see, they put a sheet between men and women at temple services. so the joke is that they would maintain that sheet at all times, even during sex.

>>89848527
hey I remember you!

>>89846215
Wasn't she always?

>>89849129
Prods these days would be too busy "gaming" in their living rooms and watching cartoons to fight in the Bogside

>>89847022
My best friend

>>89849165
yeah thatll happen. shit makes you brittle. i know a girl like that. she's perfectly fine on the inside but her abusive parents (who wont let her leave home and sabotage any attempt at independence) leave her so fucking gunshy she jumps at lightning and cries if there's any loud noises or shouting or awkwardness even in a tv show

>>89849203
Maybe she was like Crumb, drawing dirty pictures of the girls she wanted to molest before ripping them up and flushing them down the toilet in shame

>>89849176
maybe sexual instincts for men are simply so strong that the genitals constantly pop up in your conscious stream of thought, and being artistic by nature people often draw whatever is on their minds.

also which is why i've always been extremely skeptical of anyone who claims to be asexual. there has to be something fundamentally wrong with you if you literally have zero sex drive.

>>89849179
>jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxMZgeBlqzQ

>>89849284
eh, women are the ones who are supposed to be the most visually attracted. men put on the visual display. they should be the ones constantly thinking about dicks
it's just our society fucking brainwashes them and tells them if they dont pretty THEMSELVES they're worthless, and they should never give men any attention or they're sluts

>>89849106
>5 stages of arousal
Explain?

>>89849023

The same one anyone over twenty five grew up in man, that bush era abstinence sex-ed was insane. They used to show us pics of burn victims genials and tell us that's was very basic VD was. Also that condoms don't work. Funny how that teen pregnancy rate dropped like a stone when it turned to "God please use a condom you idiots" under Obama.

>>89849284
>there has to be something fundamentally wrong with you if you literally have zero sex drive

Sexual abuse or abuse around sexual topics (like "Daddy beat me for touching my no-no place") would do it. Possibly some kind of medication that severely fucks up hormones.

>>89849198
Yep, I'm still here. Sorry to see you are too.

>>89849353
So looking forward to that coming back. Teen pregnancies will save the master race!!

>>89846371
im a little disappointed honestly
its kinda weird looking

>>89849339
it's funny because in my experience men are the ones who are attracted to physical properties and looks while women are attracted to actions and mannerism.

>>89846921
She's ugly, so no I wouldn't.

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Less blogging, more Mary-sensei

>>89847979
Virgins are terrible at making porn.

Period.

>>89849284
>there's something fundamentally wrong with my brain, I have no sex drive

>wtf? that's bullshit. there'd have to be something fundamentally wrong with you to not have a sex drive

>>89849479
Should I blog about masturbating to Mary-sensei's new porn blog?

>>89847022
Completely incapable of intimacy on any level

Haha

I'm slowly dying

>>89849565
Sure

>>89849520
I find that as I got fatter my sex drive slowed down and it became harder to cum

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>>89849565

>>89848960
My schools never even bothered teaching sex ed.

Hell, the closest thing to that I ever got was a video tape screening of a woman giving birth that they decided to show off in the middle of health class right before winter break.

I think the teacher got fired for even showing the class of HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS that much.

American education is already mediocre, but sexual education in almost non existent in many states.

>>89848701
American here.
The only thing we really learned about in Sex Ed were STDs. I saw a lot of shit I didn't need to.

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>>89849520
What's the difference between you and your brain?

>>89849023
North Carolina.

>>89849589
>>89849597
OK this might take a while or it might not

>>89849469
exactly. we're so fucking messed up right now I don't think it's even possible to get back to normal even if everyone put forth a concerted effort. the learned behaviors are so goddamn backwards that people think long hair is for women

>>89849345
shit son I don't remember them. just like I don't remember any of the other bullshit from that health class.
it's like, you know how.... in a history unit, they have to pick a few facts out of the whole narrative and make those the bullet-point things-you-have-to-learn? lazy american curriculum-writers put that same tactic into everything. They can't teach, all they can do is come up with lists of facts to make people memorize, so if the reality of something isn't schooly enough, they make something up. 5 stages of this, 8 major points of that, 12 major varieties of that other thing.. it's all donks.

What does this woman look like irl, again?

It's hard to masturbate to the mental image of myself deflowering her if I don't know what she looks like.

>>89849393
or being TOLD you were abused, or being told to be-more-scarred about your abuse. those don't help

>>89849646
Your self-awareness is only a part of what your brain houses it also has a lot of other crap such as hormonal production and such.

>>89849353
I guess I went to the only school in America that didn't do that.

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>>89848991
>>89849040
People with big dicks were stereotyped as being lazy and stupid. For this reason, comedy actors sometimes wore fake leather dicks big enough to dangle below their tunic.

Small and hard was considered good, big and floppy was bad.

>>89849782
Homely.

>>89848960
>>89849023
>>89849651
As a fellow North Carolinian I can confirm, this is exactly the shit I got fed. We even had a woman come in to tell everyone in my grade that sex was bad and always led to abortions, which are also always bad. The only useful information we got out of that entire speech was girl that yelled wrap it up from the bleachers when she asked if we knew how not to get pregnant.

>>89849632
the really hilarious thing is how the political extremists have taken complete hold of it. they either want to teach every kind of deviant, made-up sexuality, or none at all. and neither of them wants to show anything in any kind of remotely graphic detail

>>89849651
>>89849830
oh shit, where in NC are you from bros?

>>89849782
She has a wonderful personality. And nice hair.

>>89849830
anon, just for the record, most sex is bad, and abortions are always bad. they're just sometimes better than letting the woman die.
you've gotta treat sex like execution: you reallly wanna make sure you've got the right person, because you don't get to take it back later

>>89848041
IT'S NSFW GUYS, IT'S NSFW.

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>>89846836
She's too used to drawing tits bound together by clothing. Probably another result of her being inexperienced with nudes.

I wouldn't want to discourage her or something, though! She'll improve quickly, I think.

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>>89849665
>>89849694
Well these are new to me.

>>89849870
>Most sex is bad

>>89849782
Like a teacher.

So noone has thought about sending her that boob drawing tutorial pic?

I appreciate it when threads devolve into this kind of shit. I tend to think I'm screwed-up as a human being. And then all of you freaks crawl out of the woodwork and make me feel better.

>>89849117

This

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>>89849947
most sex is mundane and nothing like your indonesian cave drawings is what he probably meant

>>89849857
Morehead City, it's on the coast.

>>89849665
>>89849694

Okay I'm gonna need sauce on these

Course the second looks a little like deadsmut but I might be wrong here

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>>89849970
>I tend to think I'm screwed-up as a human being
You're probably small-time.

>>89849857
Grew up in Brunswick County.

>>89850000
Why is Mundane sex bad?
>>89849970
Glad my crippling social flaws could perk you up
>>89849958
Do it. And for good measure find that one about vaginas
>>89850033
Yeah there's always solace in realizing you're pathetic rather than something horrifying.

>>89848701
>>89848960
I was too embarrassed to take the permission slip to my parents, so I just sat it out elsewhere. But I had the internet, even in those dark early days, so I learned just fine.

>>89850070
I would but i don't own a twitter, nor i have those pics

>>89850090
Internet is the worst kind of sex ed. It teaches awkward techniques that are only good for the camera and not good for actual sex. It also gives the idea you have to have a ten inch dick and that women like it when you just lap their cooch like an envelope.

>>89849915
It's weird, in my experience women draw better boobs than men because they personally know how they behave. .

I'm sure she'll get the hag of it.

>>89849970
Are you a newfag? They're has been way worse threads then this in the past and there going to be worse threads in the future I can tell you right now.

>>89850129
Pornhub actually has a good Sex Education series.

>>89850139
I spend a lot more time playing with my dick than any woman apart from your mom, but that doesn't mean I'm good at drawing dicks.

Knowing what something looks like and drawing it properly are two different things.

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>>89850139
ya blew it.

>>89846316
>posting a link of porn on a blue bored
>getting banned for advertising

how retarded are you

>>89850139

This is usually true since they see it everyday and they know not only how they physically feel but how they move when it comes to positioning and clothing

>>89848960
Idaho here. We had no sex ed in high school, puberty was briefly covered in 9th grade (?) Health class. There was an optional seminar on sex once a year that you could attend. I never went, but I heard they advocated abstinence (haha) and showed lots of pictures of rotting penises and babies. It was given by 60-something year old Mormon lady, who apparently went into grossly specific detail about how awesome sex with her husband is and how much it would've sucked if they screwed before getting married.

Fucking Idaho.

>>89850129
???
I'm not talking about porn being good techniques for pleasing a woman or something. I'm mostly talking about, like, basic anatomy and how the body functions. And besides, Wikipedia existed as far back as 2001.

>>89849716
Nigga, men with short hair has been a cultural norm since ancient Rome.

>>89850129
Nina Hartley told me that's bad Pussyeating. And I'm inclined to believe porn grandma.

>>89848960
Really? In Canada they just have a nurse come in at various grades and give you the run down.

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>>89850129
>Porn techniques aren't good sex position
Well, shit, thank god I'm too much of a loser to ever get laid, haha... ha...

>>89846371
Those tits are horrific.

And the vagina looks like a fucking wound.

Hopefully she sticks to cute lewds
And maybe some of her cartoon self

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>>89849782
>>89849782

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You think these d/ic/k pics will help Mary sensei out?

http://imgur.com/a/8eHzD?gallery

>>89850521
100% my type, honestly.

>>89850521
The glasses fuck her up, she should get contacts. Is there a full body pic?

>>89846215
Am I the only person who's starting to think there's internal pressure from Hiveworks for artists working for them to draw porn?

Because I keep seeing more and more Hiveworks artists do porn. And Hiveworks owns Slipshine, where all the porn is published.

>>89850335
I watched dyke videos to figure out how to work a vagina. They know what they're doing.

And I don't mean boring lesbian videos, I mean legit short hairy, muscular bodies, gruff voices. Shit is good yo, actual passion in it.

>>89850677
Nonsense, the glasses are fine. You always go for more square glasses if you have a round head and vice-versa.

>>89848960
>>89849651
>>89849830
>>89849857
I'm from NC too and I was never taught abstinence-only education. It was regular sex ed, condom on the banana, lots of boring book reading. They didn't hardcore push it, it was just part of P.E. class, one year of which is mandatory in high school. In 5th grade I remember we had like one class on sex ed where we watched a boring video that went out of its way to use clinical terms for everything and nobody really understood what it was trying to teach. I forget if they taught us anything in middle school but I distinctly remember NO abstinence-only education.

>>89850521
what the fuck she looks like my mom

how old is she? my mom's in her 50s and looks only slightly more wrinkled

>>89850562
Ever notice the conspicuous lack of talented artists on /ic/?

>>89850708
I'm pretty sure all artists draw porn, it's just that a lot of them aren't willing to publish it.

>>89850840
I know multiple artists that explicitly do not draw porn.

Who would you want to draw porn that normally doesn't?

>>89850794
It's her glasses. They make her look a lot older.

>>89850836
Well all the successful ones keep leaving after getting jobs.

>>89850708
>Hiveworks owns Slipshine
Huh.
But no, most artists at least dabble with porn. Especially in internet circles, where it's fairly acccepted.

>>89850852
They are lying to you.

>>89850861
Plague. Again, anyways.

>>89848701
Sex education can be pretty bad. I was never taught that you're supposed to pull your foreskin back before engaging in sex, and I live in a country where only an extreme minority are circumcised.

>>89850861
All of my favorite artists already draw porn.

Now that I think about it, that says a lot about me...

>>89850861
Junji Ito.

>>89850861
iahfy

>>89850836
Pretty much this is the reason,>>89850881. /ic/ is just a board for improving until you get good enough to get a job, the people who stay forever are the people who are never gonna make it or they're just there to shitpost.

>>89850896
Wait, are you for real? But I have a slight phimosis.

Am I fucked?

>>89850888
Yeah, no.

>>89850721
I don't think the issue is the glasses it's the strength. She's so nearsighted that they turn her eyes into beady little things whereas without them or with a weaker subscription she'd have more normal looking eyes.
But she'd also be blind.

>>89850861
The viruscomix guy

>>89850721
Look again bro, the glasses' strength messes with her face.

After I post >>89849691, I lock my computer and leave my office. There's no one else in my university faculty wing, but I make the trek to a bathroom on the opposite end of the building for safety's sake. It's late tonight, but the building isn't deserted. I remember that campus security might swing around at any minute to boot everyone out before they lock up for the night.

I make sure no one's in the men's room when I enter before finding a toilet seat that doesn't have piss stains all over it. I lock myself in the stall, drop trau and take out my smartphone. I suddenly feel all itchy on my scalp and face as I navigate over to Mary's new tumblr. I flick through the four girls she has up for the next ten minutes start stroking myself as I try out each one. The big butt girl and brown elf(?) girl don't really have a lot of definition in them and I can't get off to them. The headband girl works for me a bit and I get hard finally, but her panties look like one of the characters from Space Ghost Coast to Coast and I start laughing a bit, which gets me soft. I give up and go to the one that kinda looks like D.Va.

Her pose, the pillows and most importantly her facial expression tick off my usual check boxes and I get good and hard and I start fapping again. It's been fifteen minutes since I decided to focus on this girl and out of the blue I just start focusing on the weird quirks of how Mary drew this girl: her skin looks like she has rosaeca (sp?) over half her body, her waist is drawn super thin, and her nipples look like novelty suction cups stuck to her tits, one of which looks like it's being held up with invisible cling wrap

>>89846442
>asexual
>draws porn

>never got attention from guys in high school due to her height/homliness, so slapped a label on herself to cope
Three of my friends did this. Two of them scored a guy in college and pretended they never had the label in the first place (and one married him straight off) and then the third is now hard into tumblr.

Mary-sensei, believe in yourself. You don't have to make excuses for not attracting anyone, because you'll find love eventually!

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>>89846371
No.. you lie.

she is PURE

this is an impostor!

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>>89846371

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>>89848701

>>89851188
This combined with the fact that I almost never fap sitting down (I usually recline and tense up my body) send me into a cycle where I fap, get close to any kind of serious stimulation, start thinking about things or get uncomfortable and get completely soft. I've also avoided using any kind of lubricant to not make noise, and combined with my dry Canadian skin parts of my foreskin are now cracked and bleeding a little. I don't really feel that much pain, but this bugs me and I flick through this thread to make sure it hasn't pruned. I try once more, get hard, but by now I'm starting to get disgusted with myself and don't even find drugstore gumball machine D.Va remotely attractive. I (figuratively) throw up my hands, close the browser window and open up Working!! Hentai I have on my SD card, which I cum to in about a minute. Surprisingly I cum fucking buckets into the toilet bowl.

As I clean up, someone else finally enters the bathroom as I go to wash my hands. As this point I smell of a mix of squid and geek reek, I look like a french-Canadian Digibro circa 2014 and I don't really give a fuck.

As I head downstairs back to my cubicle to write this, I console myself with the thought that Bukowski didn't achieve success until he was 40. I start listening to MBDTF for meme purposes before I start writing, and also because it just seems appropriate I guess.

>>89850521
Remember when she tried makeup? That was cute. She should try makeup again.

>>89851207
Yeah, Henry Lee Lucas had girlfriends and he was retarded serial killer drifter.

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>>89846371
These are so aggressively sexless that you can tell they were drawn by someone who has no interest in intercourse.

>>89850861
Any person working on a cartoon I like, so they can draw semi-canon lewds of my favourite characters.

>>89850190
Link to that?

>>89847596
>not the 'hey what have you got on your playlists?' edit

>>89851188
>>89851235
Okay, I want to know how the fuck do people fap using their hands. I've been masturbating for almost exactly 12 years now and despite trying to do it with my hands multiple times (including lube, multiple different brands just to be sure) I literally can only barely maintain an erection. I have to get naked and hump my bed to get off. The very first time I fapped, that's how I did it, it was just what felt natural. How can anyone masturbate with their hands?

>>89851207
Anecdotes are proof!

>>89851235
Anyway someone should screencap this and send it to Mary-sensei. I would have probably came to it if I was at home and had lotion but she should really take care of her anatomy. 4/10 would not fap again

>>89850767
Well how old are you? I'm 28.

>>89851313
like anyone ever gets a legit diagnosis for asexuality

anecdotes are all they have

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>>89851299
Thought this was pasta at first glance.

She's not deviant unless she draws Nejiri Honnyo Tentacle Porn with herself.

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>>89851299
Okay, now this thread is weird.

>>89851299
I don't think you're really able to change that. That's just your thing now. Forever.

>>89851299
what the fuck

>>89851299
I use my right hand and focus on the head with my thumb and first two fingers. Depending on how depressed I am and how long it has been since my last fap it can take anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes to cum. When I feel it starting to edge I put my dick in a near-death grip to finish.

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>>89851299

>>89851342
Getting a diagnosis for asexuality is like getting a diagnosis for being gay. There's nothing to diagnose. But like sexuality for pretty much everyone, it's far more fluid than most would like to admit.

Honestly, most should just avoid using hard labels and fuck who and how they feel at the time. Within reason of course.

>>89846921
>>>/lit/

>>89851299
Are you cut or uncut?

because after you get the cut you lose part of your sensibility.

>>89851299
Don't worry, anon. I have to grind on pillows to orgasm.

>>89851299
Imagine someone giving you a handjob? Or ask for someone else to do it, that sure fixes it.

>>89851299
I'm more of a chair anon myself. I just tried but nothing else works.

>>89849479
she has her own magical girl webcomic

>>89851230
Good job SC. I knew we weren't all useless hicks. I got my sex ed in 5th, 7th, and 9th grade as I recall. It was thorough and sans politics.

who here contributed to her kickstarter and is getting at least the digital version of her comics?

>>89849508
That explains Shadman

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>>89850861
gisele lagace
Stefano Caselli
Christian ward just because

>>89851299
There's a website made for curing people like yourself. Healthystrokes dot com

>>89851260
Because Mary-sensei is pure.

>>89851460
Shouldn't even be a factor. Plenty of people are cut and don't have a problem using their hands.

>>89851722
More than once i heard of cut people saying they can only get off using lube. I think it's more that they learn how to fap without it than it being the same. Being uncut i can definitely tell how much difference it makes.

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>>89846371
This is nearing Chris-Chan levels of not knowing how to draw what a body looks like without clothes.
>That vagina tho.

>>89850861
Me

>>89851454

>Honestly, most should just avoid using hard labels and fuck who and how they feel at the time. Within reason of course.

I have never agreed with a sentence on /co/ more than I agree with this one. Fucking labels and the dumbfuck identity politics they lead to are the real cancer, not the behaviors underlying them

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>>89846371
>I may be an asexual virgin
Just looking at that shitty porn, we can tell that.

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>>89851881
Do not bully Mary-Sensei.

>>89851230
Huh. That's weird. I live in Alabama and they never taught me how to put on a condom. They just taught us that we should wait until marriage to have sex and about STDs and shit. Looking back on it, condoms weren't even mentioned.

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>>89851299

>>89850861
Gurihu

>>89850861
Can i just use it on Shadbase and get twice as much porn from him?

>>89851328
26
>>89851460
cut
>>89851481
>ask for someone else to do it
y-yeah haha

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>>89852123

>>89852139
>cut
well, you know your answer.

>>89852153
Don't judge me.

>>89846371
ehhhhhhhhhh

okay

>>89847022
Autochorissexual.

No really, look it up, I'm in the same boat.

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>>89852123
How could someone ever say this, even jokingly?

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>>89852289
Fuck, that stupid definition is ringing bells with me. How do I cure this?

>>89848527
Are you a girl or are you a virgin? I'm fascinated by this.

>>89850190
I heard about that. Good on them.

I remember awhile back being reading a /tg/ thread where a GM's campaign story was destroyed because one of the players took the virgin sacrifice's virginity. Cue a long 400 post thread of people arguing back and forth about how sex actually works, one guy saying you can't have sex with clothes on, and some taking "popping her cherry" as literally popping the inside of the vag

>>89846215
Never expected Mary of all people to post lewd artwork. Her art style seems too cutesy.

Also I wonder if she's ever going to find another japanese-related job, if only to maintain her language proficiency.

>>89849416
Who the blacks and half blacks?

>>89846371
>asexual virgin.
So you can get fucked, so you want to make it look like it's your choice?

>>89849010
My wife didn't think she had one until I set her straight. . .

>>89852370
Go outside.

>>89852352
Don't try to deny that you once fapped to his stuff too.

>>89852445
The alt-istic party line du jour is that banning abortion and bombarding poor whites with both welfare and propaganda will reverse the decline in white birth rates, somehow

>>89848527
Can you put your penis in the piss vent?

>>89846442
>>89846981
pretty cute stuff

>>89851207
no its a thing. im in exactly the same position- asexual that likes/draws porn that is

>inb4 tumblr
it was a thing before that shit

>>89852580
no

>>89852576
So their plan is to turn the poor white people into the blacks they hate to raise the white population?

What's next? Fund black schools to create more black intellectual STEM majors so they'll be too busy being smart to have babies?

>>89852580
>>89852636
yes
look up urethra sex

>>89852536
I can appreciate a couple of his drawings. But as a rule: I hate his anatomy, I hate his attraction to gross piercings, freckled anuses and discolored cocks. Hell, I hate his chickenscratch handwriting. Identifying his typical facial features in art is enough to make me flaccid because I fully expect everything that comes next.

>>89852647
Nah they'll probably just let them keep killing eachother.

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>>89846371
>>89846498
>Mary doesn't know where a vagina goes.
Or that there is no such thing as a uniboob.

>>89852701
Mate that rate's been going down for years. And even then, it's mostly in the inner cities, while the real black populations still live in the South.

>>89852697
This, holy shit.

>>89847022
A loser.