>Betty and Veronica give Chuck Clayton a roofie, handcuff

>>89823134
>giving Betty black hair
That's like missing the whole point

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>>89826542
It was a wig she wore for that one scene. She's a blonde qt the rest of the time.

>>89826542
more like you missed the whole point that she's not Betty

>>89826542
That's her dom persona

Can someone post the Veronica gif or webm from last week's episode? Trying to convince my buddy to watch the show, but I don't have it on my phone, and that's all it will take.

>>89826607
Which one?

>>89823134
>wanting Dan De Carlo versions of scenes from Riverdale
>not choosing Archie and Miss Grundy's camping trips

>>89826659

Sorry, the dance one.

>>89826542
It's "other Betty"

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>>89826571
Yo I don't even care for Archie or this trainwreak of a show but Black Haired Betty with that necklace thing that all the tumblr girls wear objectively more cute than Blond Bettey. You can't debunk this.

>>89826607
Just search through desu for the previous talkback thread.

>>89826789
Hotter mahbe, but not cuter.

>>89826935
Why not both

>>89826789
>>89826789
>Debunk

My niggah, you need to learn yourself some english, 'cuz that don't mean what you want it to mean.

FUck off dad you can't tell me what words are

>>89827013
meant for >>89826994

>>89826789
>trainwreak of a show

This show is great. Maximum comfy.

>>89826986
Blonde Betty is the girl you take long walks on the beach with.
Dark Betty is the girl that makes you have to buy new sheets.

>>89827102
the show is terrible, but in a fun way

>>89823134
>see dark haired half naked chick in OP while scrolling by
>betty and veronica wtf?
>google it
>Riverdale is a real thing
the fuck man

>>89827153
have you not noticed that real life has become a parody of itself?

>>89827168
the only thing I been noticing is that every year I grow over 30 my testicles drop another quarter inch. im up to 6 inches dangling.

but now to find the reruns of the show to see what I missed

>>89826789

Agreed.

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>>89827109
>Long walks on the beach
Do people under 40 still do that?

>>89827227
people who live near beaches do

>>89827153
It is surprisingly watchable.

>>89827227
Yeah if you live by the beach. People go jogging and shit.

>>89823134
>>89826690
Surely someone can pull off a style close to Dan DeCarlo's and draw that

>It's a writers pretend girls don't slut shame other girls constantly episode

>>89823134
what???

>>89827689
nigga Betty's mom does it

>>89827704
Yeah, but in real life they wouldn't form a coalition to find some imaginary book full of slut shaming points that the football players have for some reason.

>>89827741
Cheryl taking part in the book hunt was a bit weird but having a book keeping score about how many times they scored isn't that far-fetched

>>89827783

>having a book keeping score about how many times they scored isn't that far-fetched

It kinda is. This is something a writer who doesn't remember high school would come up with. It's like Law and Order: SVU levels of cartoonish "ripped-from-the-headlines" villainy.

>Sticky Maple
>When you use Maple Syrup as a lubricant when you fuck a girl and then eat her out after you cum inside of her.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sticky+Maple

>you will never be roofied, handcuffed, and boiled in a hot tub by two hot high school girls
just end my life

>>89827946
this somehow slut shames the girl, and the guy receives no backlash from eating his own cum?

>>89828011

>this somehow slut shames the girl, and the guy receives no backlash from eating his own cum?

b-but it's with syrup!

>>89827946
>>89828011
>>89828182

wut?

>>89828268
Some guy jerked off onto a picture of Veronica then posted it on Instagram and said he "sticky mapled" her.

The girls at school started calling Veronica a slut. And it turns out him and his group of friends started similar rumors about other girls at school. So Betty and Veronica drugged him, handcuffed him in a hot tub and kept turning the heat up until he admitted it and apologized. Then Betty went crazy started calling herself Polly and poured maple syrup on his head then forced him underneath the water with her heel.

>>89827946
sounds like a good way to cause a yeast infection

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>>89826542
That's not Betty.
That's her sister Polly.

>>89826789
It's called a choker. Ballerinas wore them back in the day to show they were... available for private showings.

>>89828591
that is just terrible

>>89829009
This episode was definitely the weakest, but the show actually isn't that bad.

>>89827783
Cheryl took part, because she didn't like to think that anyone was besmirching Jason's name.

>>89828591
>>89829009
He didnt cum on the photo its supposed to signify that he fucked her and blew his load on her face. (hes black therefore his jizz is brown, wtf CW)

>>89829456
So he literally poured syrup on it?
There was definitely something on it and I just assumed he came on it.

>>89829653
he just photoshopped it in

I need screenshots of Cheryl in those boots.

for reasons

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>>89823134
>that whole sentence
Wtf is going on in this show, I thought this was based on archie, a slice of life comic, the fuck is this shit? Sidenote, I've never read the archie comics, is it like this?

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>>89826607

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>>89830212
Yeah kind of.
Archie has a bunch of crazy stories like the time they met Predator or the time they had a fucking zombie apocalypse where everyone died and Sabrina the Teenaged Witch got married to Cthulhu.

Archie: Murder Mystery isn't that out there.

>>89830212

The main comics are just white upper-middle-class teen bullshit. They have spinoffs where like Punisher comes to town, and shit like >>89830528 though.

The sticky maple thing was just a substitute for semen. They couldn't show shopped cum on pics, so they went with something similar even though there is no established thing like that. They can just say it was a meme thing in Riverdale that one idiot started.

I found it funny that they were slut shaming and none of the girls even put out. They only made out at worst.

They also changed Ethel from a tall gawky uggo into a lardass.

>>89830576
Wasn't the point that they were called sluts because the football players spread untrue rumors about them?

>>89830620
Yeah, just struck me as odd that they got as much credibility as they did. I figured someone would actually realize none of the girls admitted to doing much of anything and shatter the guys self esteem.

I also thought Chuck was a dumbass. Veronica was mad at him, Betty was mad at him. Betty asks him out, okay, that's a bit weird. Then Veronica is there to greet him in a swimsuit? That should have told him something wasn't right.

Then again, it is about teenagers and hormones and such and making stupid decisions. Like Archie.

>>89830664
Yeah that whole scene was awful. Anyone with a brain would have figured out something was up from moment Betty started talking about "being a bad girl" or whatever it was she said.

>>89830705
Overall I am enjoying the show. I've been an Archie fan since I was little and I still read the comics. The main characters (Archie, Betty and Veronica) are fairly true to their comic counterparts, so I'm happy. I knew going in they were making it more edgy/darker. Jughead seems okay too.

I'm hoping Ms. Grundy gets in trouble eventually and they do proper repercussions for her crime instead of just a slap on the wrist. She's grooming Archie and I do understand her worrying about being caught as she should go to jail. Archie on the other hand wouldn't get in trouble.

Archie's dad has been very reasonable too. I really dislike the Pussycats. Josie is a bitch. The other two seem okay but intimidated by her. I guess that's why Josie is the leader.

>>89830576
I'll wait for the revenge of the jocks when they rape/kill Ethel and shit
And miss Grundy isn't miss grundy?
So I guess I'll need to watch the fucking season 0 now

>>89830828
Barb just can't catch a break

>>89830790
Well, Grundy is getting into some serious shit next episode.

Archie's dad is great, reminds me of Smallville's Jonathan Kent.

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>>89830212
It's like they combined Archie comics with Twin Peaks. That's why they called it Riverdale, why it centers around a murder mystery, and I'm calling it now but Sabrina will show up with some crazy cult illuminati shit. Hell even the concept of Betty having a dark haired alternate personality is straight out of Lynch shit. And of course there's the fact it's an extremely small town, and based on really ideal versions of american life almost from the 50's. IT's actually kind of perfect as a concept.

>>89830852
It's good they had some adults still be good. Betty's mom is manipulative. Her dad hasn't done much yet. I know they own the paper, which in the comics belongs to Reggie's dad. Just a device to get Betty to work for the Blue & Gold.

In the comics, the main gang (Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead, Reggie) do everything. Unrealistic in a show to have them all in a band, playing football/cheerleading, working for the school paper, running the school dance, and every other activity/sport you can think of. They are kind of showing that by having Archie doing too many things.

>>89830895
I thought it was a nice nod to the older comics where Betty does some batshit crazy things all the time to get what she wanted.

>>89823134
OH my god what the fuck I stopped watching the episode half way through because I felt like they were throwing a bunch of liberal buzzwords at me, like the cyberbullying angle, slut shaming, 'diva' of colour, don't white/mansplain to me Archie, privledge, etc. Josie was getting a little too preachy for someone who doesn't even have it half as bad as most ghetto assed niggas.

But man...I missed out apparently. Is the show worth watching if that bothered me or do you think it was just the writers trying to be hip with the kids?

>>89830895

>It's like they combined Archie comics with Twin Peaks.

The showrunner (aguirre something) has openly admitted that he drew a ton of 'inspiration' from Twin Peaks, heck they even copied the title font style so it's not as if it's remotely subtle.

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>>89830920
I don't think I've ever read the old comics maybe it's more of that. The Twin Peaks/Lynch influence is definitively there though imo.

>tfw this was the only archie thing you've ever seen.

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Given that it looks like "Grundy" isn't actually Grundy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJgDdNoHFuw ) I wonder whether they're going to do a storyline where it turns out she's a pedophile who goes from school to school looking for teenage boys to groom.

>>89830929
Wasn't it Josie saying the "diva of color" shit? That's fine, she's stuck up her own ass and thinks she's great and is intimidating the other two.

>>89830955
I wouldn't recommend watching the older Archie cartoons (70's) as they are really corny. Old comic storytimes are great though. I don't think anyone has done a crazy Betty one in a long time.

>>89830929
Josie's a cunt, but I don't think you're supposed to like her, at least for now.

The rest of the episode was alright, Betty's mom finally get the shit slapped out of her and Betty goes crazy for a bit which will likely be important later.

>>89831011
>>89830999

Yeah I guess I was just extra salty because I am watching this on Netflix which had that whole Dear White People trailer a few days ago.

So what I'm getting from this thread is that they took the innocent archie comics and made them into some crazy ass shit? Also has anybody else noticed this trend of comic and cartoon material from the 50s/60s/40s getting revamped and turned into insane shit?

>>89830929
The first two episodes credit Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa as writer and ep 3 credited Yolonda Lawrence. Usually with this kind of show the writing doesn't seem to change much episode-to-episode, but it seems to have made a difference here. Aguirre-Sacasa's episodes had much more in the way of 1940/50s/60s references, which have nearly disappeared in ep 3 and given way to some current hot-button issues.

I'm okay with it as long as they're still delivering some good stuff, and so far the show has been good at characterisation of the main 4 and the parents.

The next few episodes all have different writers announced, anyway.

>>89831107
Yes and no. Archie already did this themselves. They did an alternate story where Archie chose to marry Betty or Veronica. They did both stories, then spun a "Life With Archie" magazine out of it where they are all adults and have actual drama and problems. Archie gets shot and dies.

Then they did Afterlife With Archie, a horror book. Sabrina horror book. They've relaunched the Archie comics for the comic book stores with different artists and different types of stories than their old type. They still are producing digests too.

The last live action Archie thing was the terrible 90's movie (it's on YouTube). There was supposed to be a show in 2005 or so but it fell apart, they even had pictures of the cast in the comics. Archie in general doesn't pull in a ton of money or get much licensing deals, so they'll take anything they can get. They weren't worried about their characters being spoiled anymore, so why not?

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>>89831107
This isn't Archie's first venture into crazy shit.

>>89831168
A new CEO took over a few years ago, and things have changed a lot since then. Under the previous management in the early 2000s the company had threatened to sue Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa over a play he wrote with a gay Archie in it, but a couple of years ago the current CEO hired Aguirre-Sacasa as the company's chief creative officer.

>>89831332
Man that's just crazy.

>>89830955
This is the only archie thing I've ever seen either so I wasn't even sure if the main comic had super natural shit going on in it, was half expecting super natural stuff to happen in this show.

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>>89831972
They bring in Sabrina.

>>89830212
>>89830528
>>89830895
The major reference is Life with Archie, the alternate universe where Archie is married and the tone is more mature (no crossover or horror story, just slice of life).

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>>89823134

they're setting up for the cross-over adaptation guest starring Jon Bernthal

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>>89828948
brehs

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>>89832395
Who needs Frank when you have Evil Betty?

>>89830967
She's going to end up like the girl from American Psycho 2, killing people and taking their place and name.

>>89827825
Right, kids nowadays would use a website.

>>89830967
>it turns out she's a pedophile who goes from school to school looking for teenage boys to groom.
There have got to be easier ways to have sex with high school boys.

>>89833417

considering how many female teachers are getting in trouble for banging their students in last two years there has been like 10 different women across country got trouble

Pretty topical in terms of a storyline but I'm surprised these teachers are getting in trouble at all considering how we think.

>>89833480
Right, but if sex with high school boys is her primary motivation, then she could do that without risk of jail time, as long as they are older than 16 or so, depending on what state Riverdale is in.

>>89833523

well her motivation is going to be escaping a shitty husband or something from leaks.

The reality is pretty women do not go around stealing identities unless something severe is going on.

>>89827741
Yeah. I honestly figured the reveal would be that Ethel made the book herself to orchestrate the whole thing.

>>89827741

obviously the show is tailored primarly for women so they're not going to point out basis for continuous slut shaming is women tearing eachother down.

>>89828591
Isn't Veronica rich? Doesn't she have lawyers?(and the deeds for the rest of the town) Why is this a problem for her when she can bankrupt that fucker in retribution.

>>89834099
Her and her mother became bankrupt after a nasty divorce. Her father froze all the assets, but also has a big ass bag of mysterious cash in a hotel he owns that her mom found that we know nothing about so far. Veronica doesn't know this though.

The writing in this episode was fucking retarded.

I hope it gets better.

>>89830470
That's some of the worst booty shaking I've ever seen

>>89834099
Her mother says flat out that Veronica should have come to her for help (financial difficulty or not, her mother has plenty of cash), so in theory yes. Veronica didn't go for help, though, she settled it herself.

>>89834451
>>89834587
Ah, now I get it. It's called Riverdale but actually has nothing to do with the source material.

>>89834582
It's white girls, so are you really surprised?

>>89834451
Their not divorced, he's being sued for fraud. He sent her a bag of money.

>>89835565
Sorry I'm just making shit up because my memory is fucked.

>>89828948

Woah... The vampire diaries is still on air?

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Who else /wannafugjug/ here?

>>89834582
As /co/ resident ass expert I have to agree.

Archie is the shooter while the fake miss Grundy covered it up and Archie supressed the memory

Should I even try and watch this show.

Why did they have to fuck up Chuck's character like that?

Isn't he like Archie's only black male character?

>>89839493
Yeah

>>89839493

It's alright as long as you don't take it seriously.

>>89839493
It's not terrible

>>89839527
It's not like Chuck is the only one they are fucking up. This show's whole point is "we'll sort of do Archie, but fuck it up so people familiar with the characters get pissed". This is known as the Gotham method.

>>89834461
It's not. Show is basically someone writing Twin Peaks after reading an Archie digest after a really bad game of telephone.

>>89840067
They are going after the "saw Archie comics in the grocery store but watch Bad Girls." demographic.

>it's a live action archie
meh
>it's a dark murder mystery show
meh
>really bad "fanservice" alongside typically terrible CW writing
meh
>Jughead isn't asexual
YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING SONS OF WHORES HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

>>89840305
He's shown zero interest in anyone though and he still loves burgers

>>89839493
Episodes 1 and 2 were great. Episode 3 has a different writer according to Wikipedia and that explains why it's not as good

>>89840777
There's a leaked scene from episode 8 that shows him and Betty are boyfriend and girlfriend by that point.

>>89841098

I wonder if Cole pushed for it?

Was he the twin that had nude leaks or the one that tweeted at the other joking about how everyone has effectively seen his too now?

>>89840305
Jughead isn't asexual

>>89841134
I'd push for it too if it means I get to kiss Lili Reinhart

>>89840777
He's going to get with Betty soon though, and probably other girls. I mean I guess they could always have some shitty self-discovery storyline later but it's unlikely.

>>89841251
Mark "How do you do, fellow kids?" Waid
made that change to appeal to the Tumblr crowd.

>>89841251
He is in the current comics, but it'd be stupid for the show to do it seeing as most storylines on a teen soap revolve around relationships.

>>89841307
Idk they do have an obnoxiously open gay character and Moose is in the closet. It wouldn't surprise me.

It wouldn't be that hard either if he tries it with Betty and just figures out he's not into it.

>>89841331
It wasn't Waid, it was Zdarsky or however you spell it. Regardless, it's not even a change. The only difference is they slapped a label on it

>>89841689
>>89841706
>>89841731

You. I like you.

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>>89841689
>>89841706
>>89841731
Please tell me you have more?

>>89841802
>>89841815

Don't thank me, they're from Comics Alliance of all places

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>>89841815

>>89841689
Kek

>>89841822
These are beautiful.

>>89841689
>>89841706
>>89841731
>>89842069
we need more

>>89830895
Betty's mom is even played by Shelly Johnson

>>89826571
>>89826542
Everyone in the (riverdale) world except betty has black hair. At this point I'm surprised betty is a blonde.

>>89827741
>book full of slut shaming points that the football players have for some reason.

That's not a plot point on Riverdale...right??? Sounds like Gossip Girl or some shit

>>89848329
Welcome to the CW

>>89848329
It is

>>89848181
Well there's Betty's mom, Archie, Cheryl and Jason and Mrs. Blossom.
I'm sure there are more brown haired characters i'm not remembering.