Think of a /co/ series you enjoy. Got it? Write a short (purposely)

Steven Universe dies from early onset childhood obesity. His gay little heart couldn't take it.

>>89814755
Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 multiply.
Their child is Numbuh 12

>>89814755
Matoro was secretly makuta looking to inject his conscience into mata nui through the mask of life.
It fails ironically.

>>89814755
>Blue Beetle

Jaime held his own against an onslaught of antagonists and defeated the Reach, but now he must fight his true arch nemesis, The Wall.

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Bueno Excellente Rapes the DC Universe

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>>89815328

Stardust the Super Wizard returns after vanishing for 80 years. He appears much less imposing than the Hank Fletcher comic let on, and has aged considerably.

When the threat of nuclear war looms over America yet again; he teams up with other forgotten heroes such as the great grandson of Boy King, Scrab who finds himself transported from the past to present day, Phantoma's grand niece, and Moon Girl.

They form a team called "The Forgotten" and form a headquarters on Stardust's astroid.

>>89815498
Just wait until Trump heel turns, uses his 20D chess superpowers, makes Jaime his protege, then uses his powers to stop CCCHHHYYYNNNAAA.

>>89814755
Finn gets pregnant and Jake has take care of his kids by eating them and feeling them around in his stomach while Finn gets off to Jake farting. Bmo is scarred for life and murders people.

I think we're actually supposed to write the fanfics and not just the synopsis for it, which shouldn't be hard seeing as it's purpsely bad.

>>89815900

That said, this is probably the (best) worst one so far.

Mordecai and Rigby accidentally fall on each other and become gay, causing the entire park to engage in a gigantic fucking orgy. Skips becomes a potato afterwards and dies, which causes Benson to end his life.

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>>89814755

It was a very fine day in the zoo. Blue Diama got a new present, so she walked hapily down her throne, hot pigeon white shit drooling down her pussy unto the stairs.

"Your majesty, you got a new human!" said Gate that which was Holly, masturbating her cancerous nipples.

There, there was a human bound in chains. It was..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................MARINE LE PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>89816309

I've got an even better one:

Benson suddenly lets Rigby and Mordecai slack off and Skips turns them into traps, and makes sweet love to them because they're a part of his harem now.

Musclehead dumps Starla in order to get into a relationship with himself, after he legitimately gains a Zyzz-like physique.

>>89814755
"I can't believe I've been calling you Dipper all this time, when I should have been calling you Diaper!" Those words burned Dipper worse than a thousand cases of diaper rash. He told Mabel not to look through his internet history, and yet she did. Dipper, for the first time all summer, broke down crying in front of his sister as though he was the baby that he so longed to be. "Mabel, why can't you just accept that some things are private?" Mabel laughed heartily. "Because this is too funny to be private! In fact.." Dipper knew where Mabel was going with this, and he immediatelly tackled her, pinning her to the ground. "I am NOT going to let you tell anyone about this!" Dipper then sat on Mabel for the rest of the summer to prevent her from telling anyone about his diaper fetish. The longer he sat, though, the more he had to go to the bathroom. He didn't use his diaper, though, as that would validate Mabel's mockery. So he just held it in until he exploded, killing Mabel, Stan, and everyone inside the Mystery Shack in the process.

Charlie and Panda become gay lovers after their night in Chicken and Waffles. The marriage is beautiful but Ice Bear doesn't approve of gay marriage. Charlie later changes his opinion by using his gigantic Bigfoot feet to seduce Ice Bear.

>>89816483
Benson has sex with a cat due to his lifelong fetish for everything feline. Mordecai and Rigby filmed the sex tape and put it up on PornHub.

Felix rapes Vanellope after spending too much time with Ralph, who reveals he wanted Ralph all to himself. He kills her outside of her game and throws her body in a creek. The Nicelanders then play detective, and Felix becomes increasingly anxious and pervy, hilarity ensues.

Jon Arbuckle starves Garfield of his favorite dish. This causes Garfield to become very hungry. Jon then decides to have fun with his feline friend and force feed him into sexual submission. Odie later gets eaten.

Prohyas and Vambre get sent to a sex dungeon led by Grup in the cave of stuff. He uses dildo Magisword and dominates them sexually all night long. Prohyas and Vambre cry and lose their virginity.

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Ed, edd, n eddy decide that instead of actually trying to get money for jaw breakers they need to actually plan a heist to either break into the candy store or Kevin's garage

>>89816985
I would watch that.

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>>89814913
Fucking Carlos.

>>89817277
>Ocean's Ed-leven

>>89814755
Obelix has a heart attack.
Asterix tries to do CPR using Obelix's hands.
He fucking kills Obelix by punching through his heart.

>>89814755

Marco impregnated everyone the end

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>>89815837
>Trump's superpower is 20D chess persuasiveness

Holy shit, that's genius

"young man what are you doing in my room at this hour" ? nicole whaterson said.

im here to see you, of course, my dear lets have sex now"

"oh dont touch me there please a son shouldn't touch her mom there"

'i love you ms mom'

IT WAS DARWIN ALL ALONG

>>89816985
I reas that as the Eds planning to kill Kevin.

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Wander turns bad and decides to kill Hater and Peepers.
Silvia has to stop him, and before the final blow is struck and Hater is lying on the ground, cowering with a black eye, he breaks down crying when she tells him it'll be ok.
WARRIORS FOR HIRE ARE HERE

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>>89816511
>that ending

10/10