/co/, im in the mood to get mad, GET ANGRY. Post some comics

>>89810358
Or you could just go for a walk in the park with nice music

Just read anything currently published by Marvel.

>>89810387
Im in Arizona, im surrounded by sand, snakes, and bobcats.

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>>89810358

>inb4 500 posts of arguing

>>89810462
He said get him mad, not make him laugh his ass off.

>>89810403
Then go play in the sand with your pet bobcat

>>89810462
I asked for anger, not keks.

>>89810387
>going outside
get a look at this fag

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>>89810358
okay

>>89810358
Pic unrelated right?

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>>89810358
How would you even beat this

>>89810358
>muh big toothy grin

Just read Marvel

>>89811336
Green Lantern tricked Parallax into switching hosts by offering himself as bait. Then Krona pulled Parallax's leash because he wanted Green Lantern for something else.

It was a pretty cool issue.

>>89810358
all of marvel

>>89815356
How is a penis a "stupid gender construct"?

>>89815896

Genitals=/=Gender

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>>89810358

>>89816020
>>>/LGBT/

>>89810462
Delicious delicious hindsight.

>>89816480
Black Panther is like distilled Batgod but no one cares because he's black.
>ib4 Surfer let him

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>>89810358
>social opinions.
This house is built on sand.

>>89816640
His surrounding lore's a big boon for me desu.
Also not needing to keep up with 8 comics every month helps. I sterr clear of Spidey for the same reason.

>>89816438
Christ, I can't believe that guy is still eating out off of that.

>>89816640
Surfer couldn't break out without ripping panther's arm off, which he didn't want to do. I'm gonna go with that.

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>>89810358
Definite lowpoint of the whole crossover for me.

Excpesially hate it because the first two panels are fucking great (The offscreen conversation continuing onscreen , for an example).

>>89817348
I could buy the Joker being unfazed.
But Harley isn't that kind of crazy. She's just too sane to be untouched by Johnny Sorrow's face.

>>89816029
Fuck you for reminding me of that.

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>>89810358

>>89817348
Holy shit, Johnny Sorrow is in the most reent event!?

I mean, he's jobbing, but its cool people didn't forget him, his whole existence from Starman mention to JSA is the shit

>>89810358
D-did the rogues piss in his morning coffee?

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I may as well get these out of the way. Sorry in advance.

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>>89819310
That issue should be LOVED by MRA's, tbqh.
>A woman with poor impulse control fucks a stranger despite being in a relationship
>When she figures out that could be a no-no, she falsely accuses a guy of raping her
>The guy gets shat on and dies, while she gets away with infidelity scot-free
>It's all sold under the slogan of "feminist agenda"

>>89811068
DELTET TIHS

>>89816373
Did the artist intend to make her look fucking ugly?

>>89821183
Artist is probably a guy

>>89821183
Of course, if a fictional female is too beautiful then it oppresses strong womyn everywhere.

>>89816373
That art is beyond abysmal

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>>89816480
>Bob Backlund could beat Silver Surfer

Hell yeah

>>89811336
kinda reminds me of an f-zero character design
the solution is simple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

gogetaroomie

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>>89815896
>>89816020
I mean, if it didn't come from this planet, I'm not going to judge.

Could be a pseudo-penis like female Hyena have. Or a fucking ovipositor

>>89810403
Stop being a bitch, or get out. Arizona is for the strong.

>>89810358
I liked it, it looks stupid if you dont know the context behind it. I am however disappointed they didnt push the " Because of Parallax I can talk to the speed force" further

>>89828956
Actually i enjoy walking around, its just that i dont want to accidentally walk into the desert and fucking die while daydreaming because i forgot water and a skinwalker rips my anus with native american magick.

INB4 Cerebus

>>89816640
>no one cares because he's black.
Or because he's significantly less popular, dumbass.

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How has this not been posted yet?

>>89814474
God why does she have one singular butt cheek.

Probably most of the comics on Bad Webcomics Wiki, desu.

>>89819025
It was Eobard, as always.

>>89816029
Triggered

>>89819126
This one upsets me becuase I can't find where it comes from in terms of where they got the idea we can't talk about tampons?

They are advertised on TV and magazines, they get an entire half aisle at the grocery store, the highschool has vending machines for them in the girl's bathroom.

>>89819090
>Super heroes are super heroes because they are men and sexism!
>Show 5 superheroes who all fight alongside women superheroes.

>>89810496
>>89811007
This.

>no Assigned Male
>no over of those comics that make vegans look like Jesus and everyone else look like savages

>>89814474
this gives me multiple layers of anger
like, it's politically wrong on many levels
especially considering Crusher was in the right with what he said in the previous pages

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>>89819090
that bit sounds familiar
too lazy to find the exact page where Overdrive is talking about how he tried everything to get super powers.

>>89819910
Does that actually happen? Jesus Christ, what the fuck

>>89832686
And yet when anyone complains about the feminist bullshit, they're played off with the "SJWs are just the boogeyman" card.

>>89830282
Is this from an ad?

peanut allergy

>>89816373
Ace Ventura was, and still is, ace.

>>89830282
I don't get it.
I don't even know what that last emoticon(?) emoji(?) whatever the fuck, is.

>>89818893
The event brought back Emerald Empress, Max Lord, the original Lobo, that Saudi guy with the fire sword from Ostrander's Suicide Squad, Prometheus and Eclipso as well.

>>89816373
Ace Ventura's choice to make a crazed pre-op transsexual the villain would be easier to take as gaybashing of some kind if it also wasn't a movie where a man is forced to kiss a dead cockroach as an act of revenge within like the first five goddamned minutes.

>>89832686
Yes and it retcon her from rape victim to manipulative cheating wife.

>>89833070
and then the other edit which shows all the faggy heroes
Willy got blown out on both ends of that one

>>89832794
>>89832965
newfags pls go

>>89833298
I'm a newfag for not knowing about something that is probably ~5 years old, if that?
Sorry that I don't text 24/7.

>>89833298
You sure threw them for a loss.

>>89833313
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>>89833383
Ah, I was looking for meaning in the images.
Sorry, I was at a loss

>>89833220
Don't forget the one with JoJo.

>>89817348
Id never heard of Johnny Sorrow before. I looked him up and fuck he's a cool concept.

Also yeah, fuck Harley.

>>89819910
The best part is the Hawkeye originally accused her of lying to him, to which she accuses him of not trusting her as his wife. Hillarious that the writer considered this a good example of strong feminist woman.

>>89816020
"Gender" is a purely linguistic concept, and one that barely exists in the English language. But yes, in many languages with gendered improper nouns it's entirely possible to have a male creature (ie, one with a penis) and it would still have the female gender because the word for its species is, arbitrarily, a female noun.

Of course the word "boy" does not have a gender (because improper nouns don't have genders in English) so Iceman wasn't wrong.

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>>89833220
This one's my favorite.

>>89810358
So anything by Tumblr?

>>89816640
Let him what? There's a million things Surfer could do to get out of that, but he didn't need to. Panther had his hands on him for less than 5 seconds.

>>89830304
They are determined not to sexualize the woman in spandex.

Their ideology is full of fucking inconsistencies and hypocrisy. When is it a celebration of sexuality and when is it exploitation?

>>89819090
This page is SO wrong, it gave Cyclops two eyes.

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Here's The Big One.

>>89833885
>Malcolm X
Fucking what.

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>>89810358

>>89833885
>Ghandi?
>"GTFO my Country" Ghandi?
>Peace?

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>>89833885
>let's ignore that time Jesus flipped his shit in a temple and when he declared himself a sword that divided families
>let's ignore that time when Ghandi got mad that Indians were being treated by the British like "the lazy black man" and slept naked with multiple young women
>let's ignore all those times Malcolm X advocated violence

Zen is the worst kind of Leftard - the ones that probably actually did their research but decided to ignore facts in order to fit their own narrative.
In much the same way CNN is fake news he is a fake satirist.

>>89834031
There's no way I'll actually believe the guy does any research. The criticism one with the anime guy piloting a mecha is downright insulting

>>89833885
Uh, Jesus wasn't assassinated.
And Gandhi was a massive racist that loves nuclear weapons

>>89833885

What the fuck is that gun?

>>89834438

kek. Civilisation memes never fail to get me.

>>89834501
an assault one, obviously.

>>89833885
>rifle has a bolt
>he flips it open like a fucking M79

>>89819090

>All HEROES HAVE Y CHROMOSOME
>Second panel has Captain Marvel in it.

>>89830282
Loss?

>>89810392

>anything

Truth be told, there are a FEW good titles from Marvel. If you REALLY want to rage for sure, read anything currently written by Bendis and Mark Waid.

And if you're a Venom fan, read the recent Venom series. You'll REALLY get your hate on in that.

>>89810462
2 T H I C C 4 me

>>89828956

Actually Arizona is for the weak and elderly, which is why everyone goes there or to Florida to retire.

You are the Elephant Graveyard of states.

>>89833885
>It's always people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another

Hitler was targeted for Assassination more than 20 times.

>>89838955
Yes but his hatred of harmony created a shield of darkness around him

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>>89810358

>>89810358
Isn't this probably how you feel EVERYDAY? You feel unfulfilled, so you find opinions or comics or tweets you think are wrong, and rage at them because you think it's an easy win and make you feel strong and accomplished?

>>89839326
Talk about tumblr.

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>>89834438
>nuclear weapons
i prefer the term "Bhrahmasta".

>>89833885
Malcolm X advocated violent, but it wasn't until his later years that he became pacifist and he get got by the Nation of Islam.

>>89834031
>>let's ignore that time Jesus flipped his shit in a temple and when he declared himself a sword that divided families
Congratulations, you found the two closest things to a transgression committed by Jesus in the bible.

>>89810462
So good

>>89814474
>Creel and Titania were a loving married couple
>Despite being villains, they cared about each other profusely, Creel even fighting all the Avengers at once so he could keep his date with Titania
>Some up-his-own ass writer burns it all down for a hamfisted issue that destroys everything that made them so likable

Seriously, fuck nuMarvel.

>>89834031
Malcom X was a racist shithead for years.
Then, he realized this, turned on his old philosophy, and advocated living together in peace.
Only then was he assassinated.

>>89816020
Gender refers to your physical equipment.

Not some bullshit you use to identify yourself.

>>89817485
She's crazier than Joker now.

Joker is human crazy, Harley is "can interact directly with the artist" crazy.

>>89841303
Sex is your equipment. Gender is just society's shit. Gender hasn't always just been who has what junk, or what they were born with. Ancient Rome famously would have some weird gender constructs compared to the modern western world.

Gender lining up with natural sex is the most common, admittedly, but it's not like gender not just being "Men and Women" is new to the last couple of decades.

>>89841418
Gender and sex are the same meaning.

You're thinking of identity. "Gender isentity" if you will.

>>89819090
>Biclops
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>89810358
Fuck off >>>/pol/, find your own ebin outrage fuel.

>>89819090
>Spider-Man shirt as a child
How old is she supposed to be?

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>>89833070

>>89833885
Didn't JFK cause the Cuban Missile Crisis?

>>89843196
well technically Russia did

>>89842659
How could we all forget that everyone who doesn't agree with us is a Nazi.

>>89819910
Turns out MRAs hate bad writing too.

Who fucking knew.

>>89842789
That's my biggest problem with this series and writers like her and Kate Leth: they write all their main characters as their own self-insert power fantasies. It's the definition of Mary Sue, except they're putting a facade of an existing character over it, even though Hellcat isn't characterized anywhere close to her actual age and Mockingbird idoloizing superheroes makes absolutely no sense considering she's approximately as old as the people she supposedly looked up to as a child.

Like, if the story of yourself as a child and how you perceived comics at the time is what you want to tell, go for it, but why not hold onto that idea until you're in a position where you can use it appropriately instead of shoving the first character who falls into your lap into it?

Though at least with Cain she's at least a somewhat decent writer despite having her head so far up her ass and can make an entertaining story. Unlike Leth.

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>>89819090
Maybe she would've gotten more support if she brought her science project to a fair or science class and not fucking home economics.

Of course she'd tell you to sit down. You are showing your invention off to the wrong class.

>>89833885
>JFK was peaceful
>The president who approved the Bay of Pigs invasion, presided over the Cuban Missile Crisis and escalated the war in Vietnam because lol the military says they can handle it, there's totally not a political problem with the South regime
>The man who defeated his Republican opponent for president by lieing to the nation and insisting that Eisenhower had allowed a bomber/missile gap to develop between the US and the Soviets
>A real fucking cold warrior
There's no way anyone can argue Kennedy was all for peace

>Lincoln
>A president who presided over the Union during a civil war
I think Lincoln was justified but calling him peaceful is bullshit

>>89848668
GET IT TOGETHER TOM

>>89834031
Supposedly Gandhi really had a thing for giving young women enemas

>>89841363
So they just turned her into DCpool

>>89833885
Never mind all the other presidents that were assassinated or targets of assassination.

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>>89848668

>>89833885
>explicitly ignoring Reagan

lol

>>89816020

kys

>>89851287

well he didn't die, kind of an important part of the definition

>>89851287
and Nixon and Ford twice and McKinley and Garfield and Roosevelt and the other Roosevelt

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>>89833313
lurk moar

>>89810392
SPBP

>>89834031

>designated street shitter having the nerve to call other people "uncivilized"

wew lad

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>>89832222
dear god why was that even a thing
also checked

>>89810462
Never, ever let the world forget this. In three years, when Valiant is dead and forgotten, post this. In five years, when Hillary is dead and forgotten, post this. In twenty years, when one of the Obama daughters is running for political office, post this.

This image deserves to be timeless.

>>89814474
YOU ARE LITERALLY ONLY KNOWN AT ALL FOR FIGHTING A WOMAN HULK. FUCKING MARVEL.

Also, post the edit.

>>89816640
No one cares because awesome-at-everything is pretty much his character.

>>89843196
>cause the cuban missile crisis
do you think jfk threatened himself with nuclear missiles?

>>89852588
The perfect plan

>>89848879
COOL LASER HELMET, MOCKINGBIRD. WHY DON'T YOU BRING IT BY THE WHITE HOUSE?

>>89851940
>why was that even a thing
At first the twins were supposed to be Peter's children but Marvel execs stepped in and said "no make them Gobby's because we think giving Peter grown up children would age him up too much in the public's eye, we'd rather make him a cuck to his archnemesis and turn Gwen Stacy into a cheating whore than make Peter a dad out of wedlock"

>>89848668
But Johnny Sorrow's gaze isn't an insano-ray, it kills you dead.

>>89816766
>Thus, an alcoholic's advocating temperance, for example, would not be considered an act of hypocrisy as long as the alcoholic made no pretense of sobriety.
Did that retard not read that little italic bit right above the sentence they wrote? Goddamn that got me bamboozled

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>play The Wolf Among Us
>holy shit this is amazing, I wonder how good the comic is
>get to this

Granted, it was shit even before this part, but this was the exact moment where I realized that no amount of grinning and bearing it and "oh maybe it'll get better if I just keep powering through it" would help.

>>89858568
I've been saying the same thing about Fables for years. I don't know why so many people love this piece of shit, or how Telltale was able to actually make Willingham's horrible writing work.

I'm also surprised that he didn't pitch a passive aggressive fit the same way Kirkman did when he realized that TWD game was better than his comic. He seems like the type of guy who would.

>>89852588

No, I think he put nuclear missiles in Turkey, which in turn caused the USSR to put missiles in Cuba.

>>89833070
She just made batman a Jojo character is all.

>>89840000
What about the time he sperged out and killed a fig tree just because it didn't happen to have any fruit available for him?

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>>89848668
>>89855882
Maybe they designed some kind of contact lenses that automaticly filter away the vision when Sorrow removes his mask.

I mean they had time when he was working for them in trying to stop North Korea from developing superheroes.

Ah, who am I kidding here.

>>89810403
Yo, Tuc-Bro here. Get a knife and go walking some night, fight a javelina or something. AZ is beautiful at night. Unless your a snobsdale or Phoenix shitter.

>>89815896
Because a fleshy tube hanging between something's legs from a plant that's not ours isn't necessarily a penis. The writer just fucked up how you're SUPPOSE to say what she's suppose to be saying.

>You don't know ANYTHING about this species!
>Just because that's how it works on Earth doesn't mean that that's how it works from them!

>>89833885
"Bay of Pigs" JFK told us to live together in harmony?

>>89842659
I thought comics have always been political? That means /co/ has always been /pol/.

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>>89817348
>>89848668
>Johnny Sorrow's real face literally kills you instantly because the mind can't withstand it
>The only other person who looked at his face before and didn't die was Dr. Midnight because he doesn't see with visible light
>And he nearly went permanently insane.
>Harley just laughs because she's basically DC's Deadpool at this point

The level of mad I'm feeling is making me get the High Blood.

>>89832539
But this is funny and points out a running theme of "Every bad guy is a good hug away from being an Avenger"

>>89862918
I thought Red Tool was DC's Deadpool.

>>89861639
Yeah, that's Human Jesus; the aspect of Jesus that Fundies like to pretend didn't exist. Jesus flipping out in the temple was justified because the Pharacies were acting ultra Holier than Thou, while letting major places of worship get used as flea markets and casinos.

You know that verse "Jesus Wept"? He was crying because He was scared shitless because He knew He was about to get crucified and was practically begging God to get someone else to do it.

Other examples of Human Jesus
>Telling His mom to knock it off at His cousin's wedding because she was bugging Him to pull out a miracle
>Telling a storm at sea to fuck off while He was napping below deck while the Apostles were scared they were going to die
>Ressing Lazerus because He was genuinely devastated that His best friend was dead
>Basically calling John a punk for getting scared when Jesus was sharing how to walk on water

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>>89863011
They both are, thats just how pathetic DC is in this case.

What makes this really sad is they did an ACTUALLY FUNNY 'Deadpool' character in the past.

>>89863011
As in, she's the LEL Funnymeme cash cow that they use to sell fucking anything.

>>89855882
>it kills you dead.
with madness. He's an eldritch horror.

4th wall breaking characters would naturally be immune to that shit since they're consciousness already exists outside of the bounds of reality.

>>89863124
Why can Harley even break the 4th wall? Isn't her "insanity" just an excuse for her to be a bad person?

>>89819090
Why does nobody at Marvel care about Monica?

>>89833925
Towards the end of his life Malcolm X became more peaceful, and broke from the nation of islam. Thats why they killed him

>>89858897
Hadn't heard about the Kirkman thing, but it doesn't surprise me. That fat fuck is the most overrated hack in comics.

>>89864336
But how can the people who killed him be at fault when they were PoC?

>>89819090
>"What if we try to highlight cool female characters without dissing anyone else?"
>"Nah, lets write about how origin stories are sexist instead"

>>89867047
I forget if it was on Twitter or some YouTube interview, but someone asked him a question about Clementine and Lee's relationship and how much it made them (the player) cry, and Kirkman basically said that he was baffled about how they could ever find something like that sad.

He either has autism or his head so far up his ass that he cant read human emotions anymore.

>>89868264
Kirkman is a pretty shitty writer who drags his series out as long as possible no matter what effect it has on quality.

It would be kind of depressing if he was a petty cunt on top of it.

>>89858897
Fuck you, Fables was great until after the Adversary arc where the comic just sort of meandered without really planning an ending. The Wolf Among Us wasn't that good either since it also shit the bed near the end with the Crooked Man because everyone figured out the plot twist that the Boy Who Cried Wolf was him and the writers had to scramble to cover their asses. TWD also stopped being good after season 1.

>>89832989

>Rustam - Sauidi

more Quraci/Iranian/Iraqi

>>89839259
Is this the actual comic page?
WHY! How does not telling us what he's saying help the story? Surely if you wanted to make him a dick you can let him say those things?

>>89811068
Fuck you.