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As a result of both reality-warping and magical shenanigans caused

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As a result of both reality-warping and magical shenanigans caused by an unknown force. You learned that Hal Jordan; by 100%, is your real biological father.

What do?
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Be happy that I have a cool dad and the D-grade Dad I have now.

This made me think too, how come Hal doesn't have a kid already? It could be interesting and fun. Especially if it was with Carol. That kids like would be so weird. His parents would be fighting like regular parents, but with super powered weaponry.

The custody battles would be epic.
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>>89790376
I'm not loosing my husbando
So I guess I'm into incest from now on
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>>89790376
It'd make sense why I'm a sexy failure
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>>89790376

Pic related
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>>89790424
Because they took Hal from being in his mid-40's to his late 20's.
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>>89790376
Fuck my dad.
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>>89790376
OP, stop giving me incest fantasies.
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>>89790376
I'm in the DC universe now. I can't do or think anything due to having been taken by a red ring and no longer having any cognitive function. My only hope is that new dad will purge the thing from my hands or that I trip and fall into the lake of agonizing pain and smarts.
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>>89790376

Introduce Hal to a little anime called Strike/Brave Witches then we just get drunk together and discuss which witches we'd fuck. I honestly think Hal would like it due to the amount of aviation history porn.
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>>89790376
Hot incestuous sex.
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>>89790376
Guess I'm a proponent of parent/child incest now
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>>89790424
I really wish they would give Hal a kid but since he is made for suffering any offspring would just get killed off
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suck out daddy's cummies
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>>89791344
He's not allowed to grow old anymore anyways.
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I wonder what it feels like when your dad cums in you
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>>89790376
Dad, you came back!
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I'm black.
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>>89790424
>Especially if it was with Carol

Anon pls
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I'd ask him to introduce me to Hawkman and Captain Marvel. That's really about it. Maybe see about hanging out with Simon and Jessica.
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>>89791657
So your mom is fatality.
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>>89791767

Not him but I'd try and get Hal to set me up with Power Girl if we're talking about heroes we'd like to meet....MAYBE Soranik too.
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>>89791431
Well it's not like you have to be over 40 to have a kid
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>>89790376
>your real biological father

put a Gun to my Head.
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>>89790376
>run to confront mom about it
>accidentally slip and knock myself out
>wake up balls deep in a 10-year-old
>murder everybody and disappear for a decade
>come back and pretend it wasn't me that killed all those people it was totes an alien that just took on my form
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>>89793719
Why do I have the stalest sense of deja vu?
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>>89790376
Try to get a power ring somehow. Preferably orange or indigo, but green would be sweet too.

Seriously, for like 90% of humanity on Earth the only way to get powers is with technology or actually being born with the metagene and just thinking you're part of the 90%.

Also power rings are awesome.
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>>89791431
>>89791344

They should because they have four goddamn Green Lanterns and Hal growing old and retiring makes sense to have room for the other Lanterns.
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>>89790376
Develop an Electra complex.
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