THE CENOBITES HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THIS BOARD TO SHOVE HOOKS

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>>89761341
I'm a pleb, so I have no idea who the Cenobites are.
Am I going to live?

>>89761341
Does DBZ Abridged count?

>>89761411
>I have no idea who the Cenobites are
Seriously?

Jesus wept.

>Bugs Bunny.

They haven't got a chance.

>>89761411
OP's image really basically sums them up. They're demons with an extreme fixation on BDSM. They shove hooks up your ass because they think it's the ultimate pleasure and if you solve their rubix cube you get banished to the BDSM dimension where you will be fucked with razors forever.

Anyway, the protagonists of The Venture Bros would be the boys themselves, right? I don't know, sometimes Hank gets that retard strength and cunning. Plus if I'm in trouble the boys are in trouble and Brock will be there to bail them and by extension myself out, right?

>Samurai Jack
I'm good.

But I didn't choose them so why would they choose me?

>That PITT story time

...huh.

>>89761928
They like to share their "gift" until they get sealed back up.

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>Usagi

I'm not even slightly worried.

Idw transformers movie tie ins, so Murder Prime. I think I'll be okay.

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well thank goodness

>>89761411
Kinky BDSM demons.

The Guardians of the Galaxy are pretty plucky, so I'm fairly confident my ass will be okay.

as shown to us in the comics they are "light" cosmic-tier.

with whoever being the Head Priest of Leviathan essentially being a Herald of Galactus in power ranking.

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>>89761341
Well I guess it pretty much goes like this comic then.

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https://youtu.be/AmWuwqR5qjA

https://youtu.be/pWD23_pyOGU

https://youtu.be/K4Lx5_gSJbo

https://youtu.be/8lU1ykuMTO8

https://youtu.be/Vz6AlIZAe2s

Man this shit fucked me up when I was a kid

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Pretty sure my boy spidey will risk life and limb o save me

>>89761887
Would Jack's sword work on nonevil demons?
They're far from good guys but they're not so much evil as just do what they gotta do when people mess with their rubix cube.

Mind you I only ever saw the first film.

>>89761341
The Voltron team are the defenders of the universe, not the defenders of my ass, so I'm probably pretty fucked. They always have trouble with human-sized enemies, too.

>>89762165

That's not how it works, the sequels fucked it all up.

Captia America would just watch me get hook fucked because he essentially has no powers or useful trait.

>>89762327
Phyrexians are still scarier.

since Phyrexians are Borg+Cenobites.

and don't give one fuck about your pleasure.

>>89762385
High Preist of Leviathan would be somewhat equal to Aku, so long as you are in the Labyrinth, except non-evil, and most important unkillable.

>>89762400
I thought the entire point was they want the Lamont Configuration solved to keep coming through. I never read The Hellbound Heart, only saw the the first two films, the one in space and the really shit one that was "found footage."

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>tfw reading some of the hellraiser books

It's like reading cement girl over and over and over again with a barrage if guro and OVER THE LINE /d/ shit including weight gain mpreg cannibalism.

I'm not a sensitive man but Clive barker is a fucked up son of a bitch

>>89762611
Don't read the sequel.

It sucks.

>>89762549
Well basically in the books it's closer to like

Okay it's deus ex with occult magic, that's the simplest way to put it, they're not concerned with domination as much as doing their job.

It's closer to silent hill more than anything.

>>89761341
Well, I was rewatching Samurai Jack last night so I think I'm alright.

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>>89761341
technically i just got done reading dreams of the deadworld but i don't have a pic of that version of them

>>89761341
Never seen any of the movies. So which are good and which should I avoid?

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>>89761341

Just finished reading the yesterdays

I think I'm safe hopefully

Whoa, whoa, back up. I didn't someone shit.

>It is not hands that summon us, but desire.

Shoo. Shoo I say. I like where my blood is.

>>89762912

I personally liked 1, 2, 5, and 7.

And I found 3, 4, and 6 watchable.

>>89762912
Do you enjoy getting ass fucked by hooks and knives? If you do then they're all good.

Do you not enjoy getting ass fucked by hooks and knives? If you don't then they're all bad.

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>>89762912
>>89763025
Oh shit, I thought you we're talking about which Cenobites are good or bad.
My bad, I'm a retard.

>>89763054
The only person who'd be happy to see a BDSM demon with hooks for their ass would be Proxy Paige.

>>89761341
>Titans

could go either way really

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WHOEVER WINS

WE LOSE

Is it just Hal and Kyle protecting me or do I get the entire Green and Yellow corps?

>>89761341
>Dredd
My ass is safe to shit again.

Ghost Rider (Robbie) vs Cenobytes.

It would be a bitching fight even if I die.

>>89763289
>Activating unknown magical artifacts

20 years in the cubes, creep.