NEW IT HURTS!! http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comi c=464-who-you-are

>>89691443
>>89691476

This is beautiful, I always knew Satan was an asshole

>>89691392
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>>89691476
Things are finally starting to heat up
Can't wait for the following pages

i just noticed that guy's name is dj smegma

>Pasqualo of all people is the one in in a trillion guy who actually has real free will and can choose to change his nature

that is so incredibly fucked up it's perfect.

>>89692367
>real free will and can choose to change his nature
the worst part is that his nature has gotten worse at several points during the comic.

>>89691476
PASQUALO YOU DUMB FUCK.
DON'T GO YET.
ASK HIM ABOUT AURORA.

>>89692367
>as a cyborg he is free from the shackles of destiny of mortals

>>89692638
>dies
>somehow doesn't count as mortal

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>tfw we might have the ultimate rap battle for the fate of the universe

>>89691392
Hey Gob, if you're here, just know that I'm genuinely surprised by how much I care about these goofball characters and how much I want to see how this ends.

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>>89693270

So you mean it'll be The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?

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>>89691443
>>89691476
Fuck, this comic has no right being as good as it is.

>>89691476
Literally sympathy for the devil.

>>89691476
I thought for sure I couldn't love Satan any more after that literal pissing match and yet here we are

>>89691476
Satan is a beautiful motherfucking asshole.

Oh, Gob... you're going to break my heart again, aren't you?

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>>89697300
YES

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>>89691476
So what was Satan trying to say, at the end there?

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>>89691392
fucking nice callback, Gob

>>89700652
Shit - so is this destroying my Jen is GD Pasq theory?

>>89700376
I think it meant that there are times when Satan doesn't want to be the biggest asshole in all of reality, but he had to anyway because he doesn't have a choice.

>>89701086
I think it was that Satan is the biggest asshole in the universe and loves being the biggest asshole in the universe and can't help being the biggest asshole in the universe, but is also cognizant of the fact that he is this way because of a fate he had no control over. He has no desire to act against his nature, but he's aware that that lack of compunction was something he never had a personal choice on becoming.

So, naturally, as the biggest asshole in the universe, he has to feel a bit of remorse and resentment for the idea, even as he revels in fucking people up and over.

>>89691443
Wait, is he actually trying to stop his mom to save her from oblivion, even though she killed Tubsy?

That's... pretty fucking mature

>>89700376
I think he's trying to say that he couldn't stop Pasqualo's mom even if he actually did like her, because his nature as the hugest asshole prevented him from doing so?

>>89691392
>https://youtu.be/8zdbiidpPF0
The music for this scene

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>>89691476
Is It Hurts coming to an end soon?
They haven't even beaten the space rhinos yet!

>>89701287
Pretty good
I felt like it was a good fit with the scene

>>89701395
Gob's said that the Space Rhinos were never really meant to be defeated, they're just walking FUCK YOUs.

Besides, Pasqualo's dead and they're still alive. Not much you can do at that point, eh?

>>89701456
Shit, source on that my man? I want some sort of explanation for the space rhinos, why the fuck they are there.

>>89701456
They were a device that existed to come along and take away Pasq's security blanket. Considering where everyone is and what they're dealing with right now, what's the point of holding a grudge?

>>89701473
Sometimes you really hate turtles, i dunno

>>89701456
Really?
Damn that sucks. I thought Gob had a whole other arc planned for them and everything.

>>89701485
Is it all just some super obscure TMNT reference?

>>89701499
I think they were just a parody of 80s shows about buff talking animals being extreme like Space Warthogs and Street Sharks.

>>89691476
So ... wait.
Satan doesn't wanna be an asshole but is forced to, cause of how he was designed?
So this whole time his dickishness was just him trying to manipulate his nature to help our little hero?

Also didn't he shoot our hero in the dick?

>>89701834
It's not that Satan doesn't want to be an asshole. He loves being an asshole. He's Satan for chrissakes. Nothing brings him more joy than being the universe's greatest asshole.
But as an eternal being he's aware of the fact that he didn't consciously choose to be Satan. As fate would have it, he's Satan, King of Darkness. And that's awesome. But at the same time, he like the rest of us is merely the result of the cruel cruel hands of fate putting us where we will eventually choose to be.

>>89701940
And really, isn't it just like the universe's biggest asshole to be a modicum resentful of living his dream job for all eternity? To want the ability to be something else, even though you don't actually want to be anything else?

>>89701834
Satan is a fallen angle, angels do not have free will. He fell, because God made him, and wrote it into his fate. If it helps, think of angels as divine robots. They have a purpose that they are made for, and they must fulfill that purpose, they literally cannot choose not to, they cannot choose at all. The sun rises in the morning, water is wet, Lucifer will fall. Or from God's point of view, Lucifer will fall, Lucifer is falling, Lucifer has fallen, all happening simultaneously, because omniscience and omnipresence.

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>IT HURTS!! ending soon
This is going to be a painful farewell.

>>89701967
Everyone suffers in Hell.

Everyone.

>>89702208
Damn, this always makes me feel things.

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>it hurts!! is ending
Pasq...Had a hard life

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>>89702742
I'm just excited to get some real answers

And the all-important return of DJ Smegma in the only place he could possibly fit-in in Hell, right next to Satan on a soiled couch. Now I need an episode of him Asking For A Friend with Satan.

>>89701273
He's saying that pretty much everyone, including himself is just playing the role assigned to them. Of course he likes being an asshole but the irony is he likes being an asshole because he's SUPPOSED to like being an asshole. Pasqualo is seemingly the one person with the free will needed to move beyond his assigned role.

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>>89703419
>Pasqualo is seemingly the one person with the free will needed to move beyond his assigned role
>Is also absolutely miserable
I wonder what Gob means with this

>>89703419
His mom must also have free will if she's going so far as to challenge God to a one-on-one.

>>89703621
The devil challenged god to a 1v1 and he doesn't have free will.

>>89700694
yeah that was a dumb idea. sorry.

>>89703621
Nah she's just a cunt.

>>89693270
God would prolly win by a landslide, and afterword say " 'rap god'. Pfff Eminem can suck my dick."

>>89691476
Pasqualo, you're literally hugging Satan.
I cant think of a metaphor more fit to use for this situation.

>>89704413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacvydVrhuI

>>89691476
This is so fucking great I could shit a dick.

>>89691408
>god himself
So, God's a man now?

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>>89705200
He's always been.

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>>89705360
>when God gives you a facial so hard it puts you into a different universe

>>89705360
>God is Bowie
>Satan is Fonzie
It all makes sense.