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>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Have rough sex with Spinelli in the jungle gym. Put fake vomit on my carpet. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the only part of childhood I got left.
;_;
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hold up what was that middle part
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>>89681741
>Make fun of my "big, saggy butt"
he never said that
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I laughed. read it in his voice too.
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why was it so good? will disney ever attempt a show like it again?
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>>89681741
Rough sex?
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>>89682880
well it is old rusty surely if they fucked in it there is a chance they could get cut up and need a tetanus shot
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>>89681741
Lol faggot cartoon. How typical of a children's cartoon to demonize adulthood and make it look like a living hell.
Well yeah if the adults are all losers then of course their life is shit.
If you're a /biz/ billionaire instead with an energetic personality like TJ then you can live an amazing life with your family even in the position of a parent.
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>>89681889
The fake vomit?
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Every time I think the copypasta is going to be the actual dialogue, and every time I fall hook line and sinker for the subversion.
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>>89681741
This had me burst out laughing, thanks anon.
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If anything he'd be having rough sex with mikey
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>>89681741
Wish this first draft made it into the movie.
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Stop posting this fake shit, that whoopie-cushion line was never in the movie.
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