dude, it's spiderman but he's A WOMAN
dude, it's spiderman but he's BLACK
dude, it's spiderman but he's FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE
dude, it's spiderman but he's GAY
dude, it's spiderman but he's HIS EVIL VERSION
dude, it's spiderman but he's A ZOMBIE
dude, it's spiderman but he's FROM YET ANOTHER TIMELINES
dude, it's spiderman but he's A ROBOT
dude, why does ever single superhero have the same "spinoff" variants
Because it's easier to sell something to someone if it has familiar elements.
Same reason there are so many sequels.
Same reason fast food franchises are so successful.
Same reason celebrities and people from prestigious families do well in politics.
Because people are afraid of trying new things, and the people who pay to get things made want to avoid that fear
dude, it's an attempt at a funny thread but it's RETARDED
What if Spider-Man was president
Spider-Pres
>>89671323
>spiderman
What did he mean by this?
>>89671662
He doesn't read comics. He's just randomly shitposting.
>>89671323
>dude, it's spiderman but he's A WOMAN
That was good though
>>89671847
That's a girl, not a woman.
>>89671662
He meant that the hyphen is something that only actual autists care about. Which, incidentally, are the only people who can still delude themselves into liking Spiderman.
>>89671847
Aco had a good paste bin story about Mayday trying to fuck her dad.
>>89671323
House of Ideas
>>89671323
>dude, it's spiderman but he's FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE
You better not be trying to talk shit about based Miggy
>It's a "underage from /b/" episode!
Now he'll get mad and call us tumblr for not worshipping his shitty thread
>>89671323
You ever played the mobile game Spider-Man Run? There's a shit load of goddamn Spider-man in there. I thought they'd have like 10-20 spider-men. Nope, we're talking about 40-50 unique spider-men. I didn't even know we had that many Venoms. Like Toxin? Anti-Venom? Panacea? Who the fuck comes up with this shit? And Armor Spider-Man? Iron Spider? Peter Porker? I dunno anymore.