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Pick a major character from any /co/ related work. They have

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Pick a major character from any /co/ related work. They have to face trial for the worst canonical thing they did. What is their sentence?
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Death by meat grinder.
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>>89647810
Or possibly volcano
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>>89647691
Well this thread sort of died before it began
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I'd imagine since his crimes predate all modern legal institutions he'd be unable to be prosecuted. Ontop of that he's technically only half the entity that committed said crimes, the divine half.

Though running through all his past crimes would probably make him relive the regret of having committed them in the first place and want to perform some manner of penance.
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I don't even know the list is so long.
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Under what laws? This is important, OP.
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The crimes: Raping a prisoner and murdering an infant.

The punishment: Be abandoned by your one true love, be abandoned by your friends, be abandoned by your family, die alone, unmourned and unloved, and burn in Hell for all eternity.

Fortunately, that's exactly what happens.
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>>89650701
What's wrong with Hank?
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Been there, done that. Read The Doomsday Scenario to see how that went.
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>>89647691
>What is their sentence?

An eternity of Aang being passive aggressive to her in the afterlife
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>>89652199
How did it went?
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Impeachment
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>>89650066
he's a divine half from the greek pantheon. That's probably the most assholish half possible.
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Ninja genocide.

He gets a fine because it was all self defense.
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>>89647810
Come on, does Mabel really deserve that?
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>>89655996
Her true crime was annoying anon while he watched a childrens adventure cartoon
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>>89647810
Come on, does the meat grinder really deserve that?
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>>89655996
Alex Hirsch, I'm a fan of your work
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What has he done?
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>>89655901
His mortal half was kind of an asshole. Though to be fair he spent millenia in Hades with Pluto telling him his Divine half was off in Olympus getting blowjobs and his father's love.
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>>89656316
Breaking and entering, destruction of historical sites, creating multiple offshot timelines, arguably murdering dozens of alt versions of himself.
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>>89656387
BnE and maybe Trespassing is all you can get him on. Maybe public destruction.
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>>89656364
>Pluto
Roman
>Zeus
Greek
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I picked Gumball. I can't think of the worst thing he's done... I guess he created a supervillain character, but nobody else knows about it. I guess he'd be tried for kidnapping Alan's parents.
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>>89656439
They're the same. Some Greek Gods in Marvel just adopted their Roman names. Herc did it because he wanted to distance himself from Hera, and Pluto probably did it because he'd rather be linked with money than Hell.Well the real reason is Hercules is the more popular name and saying Hades to mean both the realm and the God gets confusing so using Pluto is a good differentiation
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Are we talking stuff that has been "fixed" or doesn't it matter because Barry here has been a BAD boy.
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>>89647691
>IT'S IRREPLACABLE
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>>89652257
Seriously, why people didn't throw her in jail after S02?
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>>89647691
>They have to face trial for the worst canonical thing they did
But my character did nothing wrong..
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>>89657413
She committed arson

But so did Zuko, so he'd have to be punished too
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>>89656316
Since gems are just the actual gem, and his mother's gem is in good stomach, I would say that you could try him for his mother's (which, because he is his mother, are his own) war crimes.

They execute people for that.
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>>89657413
Azula is cute and pure.
CUTE AND PURE!
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>>89657440
>She committed arson
She was in the middle of a war.
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>>89657483
Technically crimes against gem kind wouldn't fall under human jurisdiction.
The worst you could peg Rose with is negligence toward a child in her care/kidnapping.
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>Crashed into a billboard whilst piloting a damaged zeppelin over a city, preventing a "Oh the Humanity" moment.
He'll just get the bill.
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>>89657511
That guy's house on Ember Island wasn't part of the war, it was arson

Granted, you can argue that because she was royalty at the time that the law didn't apply to her, in which case yes she did absolutely nothing wrong

Zuko on the other hand:
2 counts of treason
Countless instances of theft/robbery
A disastrously awkward date with an Earth girl
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>>89657388
Writer's pet
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I don't know that it's possible to pick a single worst thing for him.

The sentence is death obviously but there's just so much to choose from.
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>>89657599
That billboard would have been destroyed if he HADN'T piloted it anyway
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>>89657755
Everyone on that show is basically that way
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>>89657808
Too true.
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>>89657483
Shattering pink space hitler isn't a warcrime. Homeworld get out REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bismuth did nothing wrong
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>>89657629
>A disastrously awkward date with an Earth girl
You can't date a prostitute.
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Community service as a high school science teacher.
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>>89658376
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MC got a life sentence for this mindfuck of an episode
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>>89657755
You kill each of his personas in poetically ironic ways, bringing him back to life only to murder him again until there are no more left.

Of course, it ends with the gruesome, drawn out death of Ricky Spanish.
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>>89657388
Same reason Eska, Desna, Varrick, Zhu Li, Bolin, and Asami didn't get thrown in jail. Also Unalaq but he's dead so you can't put him in jail.
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>>89647691
More like what he didn't do. Right, Gordon?
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>Spider-Man
>Several counts of Third Degree Murder and Manslaughter.

He's fucking dead, m8.
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>>89657413
>>89657440
>>89657492
>>89657629

Azula would be absolved of all crimes because she is not aware of what she is doing is bad.
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>>89661953
Fuck off, Scrapper.
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>>89662043

I'm not Scrapper but a judge would not possibly hold a poor defenseless girl accountable for her actions.
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>>89662456
The only point in time in which that defense might work is for her actions after being given the title of Fire Lord when she had her mental breakdown.
Everything before that is all her, all intentional.

She's also not poor, nor is she defenseless.
Again, fuck off, Scrapper.
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>>89662620

Yeah, she was definitely in full control of her faculties when she actively lead a coup against the Earth King.

After all of her friends and family abandoned her she could claim insanity, but everything before the Boiling Rock and Ozai leaving her behind would still be enough to convict her several times over.
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Ho boy...
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>St. Walker
Pray the rosary ___ times.
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>>89662620
>a 14 years old should go against the firelord's orders
yeah, right..
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>>89662620

Except she would be put in child services because her father was trying to turn her into a weapon.
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>>89662845

Bullshit, she was taught to think of ways to destroy the other empires.
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>>89662890

The worst crimes he's committed are against himself... And the state of california.
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>>89648567

I read that falling into lava is mostly like hitting hot asphalt. It dosent dissolve you like in the movies. More likely to give the same result as being thrown off a rock cliff onto rocks.
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>>89663560
So fucking what?
She still consciously acted.

>>89663398
Zuko seemed to manage.

>>89663546
>human services taking away their king's child
Yeah, nah.
>turn her into a weapon
She was bad from the moment she was born, it runs in the family.
An upbringing doesn't change the fact that she consciously chose to commit serious crimes.

Yet again, fuck off Scrapper.
You're too easy to spot.
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>>89663768
>Zuko seemed to manage
Zuko almost got himself killed. You can't ask for her to go in dangerous situations for the sake of others.
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>>89664010
>You can't ask for her to go in dangerous situations for the sake of others.
There's a difference between that and actively murdering kungfu action Jesus or enslaving and subjugating the largest city in the world.
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>>89663768
>She still consciously acted.

Not of her own volition.

>She was bad from the moment she was born, it runs in the family.

No one is born evil, they have to work at it. Azula reflects her behaviors and calls herself a monster. She is hard on herself because she wants to be a different person.
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Between sovereign immunity and the fact that she didn't sign any binding treaties, I think she walks.
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>>89664235
>Not of her own volition.
Yes, she did.
She wasn't instructed to take over Ba Sing Se, she came up with that plan entirely on her own.

>they have to work at it
Yeah, and she actively did from the time she was a child.

>She is hard on herself because she wants to be a different person.
She's hard on herself because she knows she fucked up, not because she wants to be better.
She thinks she didn't inspire -enough- fear.

Fuck off, Scrapper.
Yo'ure waifu a shit.
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>>89663678
it could be argued that he was responsible for the death of Sara Lynn
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>>89655778
Cleared of all charges.They still tried to have him killed in custody tho'.
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>>89664310
>She wasn't instructed to take over Ba Sing Se, she came up with that plan entirely on her own.

Again only because her father conditioned her to be like that.

>Yeah, and she actively did from the time she was a child.

By being brainwashed since birth.

>She's hard on herself because she knows she fucked up, not because she wants to be better.

Wrong, she wants to be genuinely loved and she realizes she has to change.

Also she is not my waifu and I'm not Scrapper.
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>>89664672
>Also she is not my waifu and I'm not Scrapper.
Only Scrapper is this delusional.
We've done this a thousand times and I just can't be bothered today.

Have fun, Scrapper, I'll see you in hell.
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Does it count if he took over the world in an alternate, future time line? If so, probably life, if for nothing else, than for human rights violations. Otherwise, he was just too imcompetant to actually do anything wrong, not to mention the time or two he helped save the world.
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Mind-wiped Batman after Emperor Joker, I think that's a 10 year exile from Earth.
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>>89651793
I can only think of cases where Hank would be an accessory to someone else's crime. Like when Bill stole a tank, or when he drove an illegal lunch truck.
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>>89664059
>There's a difference between that and actively murdering kungfu action Jesus
the other option is ignore the firelord's orders, the guy that doesn't take failure very well. He literally told Azula to imprison her brother because he was a failure.

>enslaving and subjugating the largest city in the world
she is good at what she does, nothing wrong with that. The other option is being treated like her brother.
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>>89668658
Irrelevant, she still consciously chose to commit those crimes.
In a court of law, she'd be found guilty.
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>>89664758
You know, I imagine even someone as Brainwashing adverse as Bruce would be okay with people letting him forget all the shit he went through during Emperor Joker.
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