Alright anon. Critical mass time. http://powerlisting.wikia

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Generation
Magic generation set both of these abominations on fire

>>89610563
Isn't the Thing and orange Jewish rock guy and the Blob a massive mutant that has selective gravity?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Combat

They're both weak to fire, right?

Then I think I'm good.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathogen_Manipulation

Define "saving" the city. Because I can definitely save the infrastructure but the people not so much

Is the blob sapient?

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>>89611260
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probabilistic_Equilibrium

Huh...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Energy_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I'm pretty much good since those abominations will be turned to ash.

>>89611581
Theoretically could allow you to create a pathogen that would kill the monsters but not humans.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Awareness_Distortion

Says applications are perception removal, sense manipulation, and tracking evasion. I'd use the tracking evasion aspect to get in close and unnoticed. From there I would completely block all their abilities to perceive external stimuli(like people). Then I would allow them to become aware of only certain stimuli like each other(in order to cancel each other out by battle) or manipulate their senses so that they end up at a fuel farm or containment unit where one or both could be neutralized.

>>89612262
>Thinking I wouldn't fuck up and unleash a super plague that melts flesh into its basic components by accident

You put too much faith into someone who just got complete control over viruses and diseases.

You know, disregarding the powers, who would win? The Blob count melt the Thing, but the Thing might have a chance at assimilating the Blob.

>>89610563
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ambient_Energy_Manipulation

I simply decimate them both on an atomic level, pulling the bonds between their atoms apart and reducing them to vapor.

>>89612642
nah. you got it backwards.

use your powers to safely evacuate the non-infected civilians. that power would excel at that.

then, let the blob kill off the Thing, as it would be a natural predator for it.

Then, the Blob itself is fairly easy to deal with with cold, fire, or simple chemical treatment. its just a giant cell/blob of acid.

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>>89610563

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Timeline_Creation

Well, this is easy. I just create an alternate timeline where the Blob and The Thing don't exist. I technically still save the city by ensuring another version of it remains undestroyed, so I win.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_Drain

Intelligence, gone...

Instinct, gone...

Any and all measures of comprehension and awareness, gone...

...

Threat nullified, I celebrate with a bottle of bourbon and a bowl of ice cream...

This is going to get weird...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Kiss

>>89613542
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Kiss

> Superheroism [GONE SEXUAL]

Well Anon?

Are we talking novelty joybuzzer or sticking a live power cable in your mouth?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nanite_Reality

I unmake both of them using nanomachines, son.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginative_Technomagic
>Imagine a gorillian robots that can track both the Thing and Blob and either freeze or burn them.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Immunity

this is the dumbest fucking power ever

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Machine_Empowerment

In The City where men of flesh and blood ensconce themselves in towers of steel tended by servants of glass, plastic and electricity the ultimate confrontation of the organic and the inorganic is about to take place.

On one side, monsters from the outer dark who seek to reduce our world to a single uniform biomass.

On the other, the avatar of the Machine Age who fights to protect the world of Men..... but what place do Men have when the world is made of steel and chrome?

The battle is about to begin and the future of our world will be decided tonight....

>>89610563
The moment The Thing can assmilate a fly or a fish, the world is doomed and destined to become assimilated. Your scenario would make more sense if the city was on the moon.

>>89611260
>>89611970
No, you got it wrong. The Blob survived entering out atmosphere, only cold stops it (for some time). But cold also preserves the Thing, though enough fire (burning to complete ash) could kill it.

In other words you'd need to master both hot and cold to stop both and even then it's hard and temporary.

>>89610563

>Subspace Manipulation

Not a problem for me since I can toss them into a pocket dimension. If I can open it anywhere, I dump them into the Sun's corona. If not, they can fight it out in subspace for all eternity.

>>89612899
If the blob got into the ocean- fucked in 24 hours. It would be an organic black hole absorbing all plankton and matter it contacts. The thing would also be a catastrophe- but by its subtle nature would be slower at it.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Powers

48 Hours? Vaporize them until there's nothing left to sizzlle--let alone assimilate. Then enjoy the rest of my weekend.

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>>89610563
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Property_Locking

All Blobs Locked.
MULTIBALL
MULTIBALL
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[giant spider escapes from pen]

>>89614573
Fuck, Solar Energy stuff sounds more complicated then I thought...

>>89610563
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Hearing
Well, time to pick a direction and start walking until I'm well out of range of the city

>>89610563
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pollution_Manipulation

Well, I could increase pollution levels to the point that both the Blob and the Thing would die... but everything else in the city would die, too.

So I'm saving the world at the cost of one city. I still count that as a win.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Forgiveness

Yeah, this'll go great.

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>>89615818
That that's even on the list of powers you could get is fucking great

>>89610563

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Empowerment

Stay calm, I can handle this. Trust me.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blue_Fire_Generation
Fuck yeah, let's get crazy.

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>>89610563
>How fucked are you?

Not fucked at all, quite lucky actually.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Erasure

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Xenolingualism

Maybe I can talk to them about their feelings? It works for Steven.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doubt_Empowerment
I have no clue if I could pull it off
So I totally could
But if I know I can then I can't anymore

Fuuuuuuck conceptual powers

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nanite_Reality?useskin=oasis

Think the city will be fine imo.

>>89610563

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation

Shit. I'm the actual villain.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formless_Mind

I have no understanding of how this would work out.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptation_Absorption

NOW I AM THE MONSTER!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Teleportation

First time I've actually done well in one of these. Obviously, I just teleport the city onto the moon where it will be safe.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Manipulation
both these things use blood right?
i know this will work on the thing but can it beat the blob?

>>89610563
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warp_Energy_Manipulation

I do pretty well. I just warp the biomass to another location. It can be Cincinnati's problem now

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Senses

I SENSE I'm fucked so completely.

>>89610742
>The user can generate magic, acting as a source for the archaic energy and can even empower other magic-users.

The moment you get absorbed you're going to give them both magic powers! You fool, you've double-doomed us all!

>>89613542
The good news is that you'll be a hero.

The bad news is that things will get pretty weird before the hero part.

>Pentagon briefing kit includes hentai.

>>89618857
>talk to these utterly alien beings, one of whom is quite literally a sentient ball of acid, both of whom malice is the only identifiable quality, and try to get them to stop
>and one of the beings is actually a shit ton of little beings
Good fucking luck bro. I'll be seeing you in the pile somewhere.

>>89619368
>>89618857

If we go by Peter Watts' story
http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
The Thing is actually a sophisticated being that could be reasoned with. It thinks we're horrible stunted walking cancers and that it's helping us by giving the gift of communion, but in principle it could be appealed to.

>>89610563
I'm not sure if this is a /co/ meta thread or if Kevin Sembieda came up with a new super hero splat book for RIFTS. That's what all these super power names remind me of.

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Let's fucking do this

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisible_Flame_Manipulation
I think I could take care of the thing, but is the blob flammable?

>>89618949
I'm half certain the Thing only mimics blood in the copies, but each cell are all individually a Thing

>>89610563
>going through a really tough time in life
>I am doing my absolute best but nothing is going well for me
>The people who've I've covered for and helped are now walking over me.
>I'm the hero of my own story so I'm trying to be positive and survive
>get told by a random site that I don't have a real soul

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Soul

Um ok.. thank you I needed this...

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionics
"It's ok guys. I've got this!"

"NYAAARGH!"

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation

Upon reading the name I was only thinking small - padlocks and the like... but apparently it's pretty OP. I'll be fine.

>>89610563
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Defiance
I don't know what you guys are talking about. There's no real threat, and it'll all blow over.
>User can ignore logic/reason as if it didn't exist. Allowing them to do things without any justification or reason behind them and redefine whats normal and whats not, this lets them easily do things that are not only impossible in reality but also in fiction as well.
Wow this is actually an incredible power.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Urban_Adaptation

>User is able to survive and adapt to urban environments like cities, factories, etc., they can withstand air pollution, harsh temperatures, and strong electric signals.

How the fuck is this a superpower? I'm good at being homeless?

>>89610563
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Destruction

so im worst than both of them....

>>89621236
Nope! It survived burning in the atmosphere.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rainbow_Generation
Everyone gets to see something pretty before they die!

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Society_Manipulation
>Can cause friendly societies fight each other.
>Mass Mind Control.
The blob dies first, then whats left of the thing in fights.

>>89610563
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Entropy_Acceleration

It takes an hour.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement

I have no clue if it's conscious enough, but damn that'd be cool to see it fight itself.

>>89611819
I'd say you have about a 50% chance of winning, dude.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Recoil_Manipulation
Oh. I-I'm sure I'll be alright.. Probably.

Haha so we're talking about a city with skyscrapers they won't make it a block before they are sliced to bits
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_Combat?useskin=oasis

>>89610563
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Bomb_Generation?useskin=oasis

Well, I can disintegrate the whole area.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flashover_Inducement

Burn the fucks with hell fire

>>89610563
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Dexterity

I guess I need to learn the Fist of the North Star fighting style and find a pressure point in all that mess.

>>89622599
Well now, that depends, is the Blob similar to the Smooze?

Oh wait rainbows couldn't kill that either. Sorry bro.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Dreaming?useskin=oasis

Time to barbecue the Thing and freeze the Blob. Then I'll toss them both in the sun.