Post a picture of your cartoon/comic waifu, and I will give you my diagnosis explaining why you find her attractive.
>>89606447
So, which is it, OP? My mother? My Father? Let me have it.
>>89606447
>>89606447
you're mom
>>89606447
my mom
>>89606447
OP doesn't answer.
OP a fag.
>>89606564
great taste my friend
Pretty sad cat lady
>>89606476
You live a rather normal, but fullfilling life that doesn't have a lot stress or strangeness. You are fascinated by xeno because its exotic, unknown, and possibly a bit dangerous while at the same time, she saunters around in a voluptuous female form.
>>89606496
You like her because she is strong, confident, and posseses conviction that you don't find in real women. She's also an entertainer, which you can probably relate with. You are the one in your group of peers that enjoys making people laugh, or telling funny stories.
>>89606516
Punkish, sexy, and always up for an adventure, you are captivated by the idea of this woman who can save you from your mundane, and boring life. You hope she can take you for a ride you won't ever forget far away from everything you loathe about your reality.
>>89606447
I don't think he's actually going to do any diagnosis. I think he just wants us to post waifus
>>89606650
You can't erase your mistakes.
>>89606652
You're a minority that fetishizes white women, but not real white women but an idea of them.
>>89606670
What?
are husbandos ok
>>89606545
Pink is your favorite color.
You are a bit selfish, but not so much you drive others away. You don't own a car.
>>89606476
>>89606646That actually makes a lotta sense. Neat! Thanks.
>>89606447
>>89606646
Nah, But nice try, OP.
My waifu is a purple unicorn
>>89606711
I think you skipped one
>>89606447
>>89606605
You have had a feeling of isolation and withdrawal from people for most of your life. Despite this, you can be a caring and loyal friend to people that you think can earn your trust.
You anger somewhat easily and have lost a family member to a terrible accident you felt was a comic injustice.
>>89606765
M O D S
O
D
S
>>89606447
All day every day
>>89606556
You are depressive, don't have many friends, and are emotionally needy.
You work an unfulfilling job and your co-workers don't have much respect for you.
You find solitude in this character because she is the closest thing to a kind person you know. Her innocence and child like qualities give you a feeling of hope and you confuse this feeling of rationalization with romantic ones.
Also you're a pedophile.
Do me next.
>>89606827
You haven't been to the last Adventure Time thread, have you?
Judge me
>>89606447
Doc, I've got it bad.
>>89606447
pefc girl :b
>>89606967
You just want to be dominated.Like me
>>89606869
You crave that which you think is unattainable. She is the princess and you are the peasant.
>>89606987
Helga's better
>>89606447
I always like what is impossible to have.
>>89607036
So a gf
>>89606936
I've seen the thread, but didn't catch my attention that much. How bad shit hit the fan?
>>89606585
You are around 35 years old.
Your listened to Pink Floyd so much you can recite all albums backwards. Cursing, spitting and unlady-like behavior doesn't bother you. You like to work with your hands and aren't to get dirty.
>>89607019
I want to be dominated in so many ways.
Physically, emotionally, socially, verbally...
Tenderly, firmly, cruelly, didactically...
Out of hatred and out of love, out of desire and out of disgust...
I want to be bound and I want to be flogged, I want to be kicked and I want to be pet.
I want to lick and be licked, I want to beg and moan, I want to touch and be touched and to never be allowed to touch and to be teased and to be rewarded and to be PUNISHED OH SO BADLY PUNISH ME MISTRESS PUNISH ME WITH EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR BEING
STEP ON ME, SPIT ON ME, NURSE ME AND PROTECT ME I NEED TO BE DOMINATED AAAAAA
>>89606967
>>89607019
Taste. Both of these men.
I feel like this is obvious for me but I'll shoot.
>>89606536
You are a pretty charismatic and have a decent circle of friends. You have passing interest in wildlife and nature and find beauty in things that are conventionally seen as strange or unattractive.
>>89607070
A hot mysterious alien GF.
>>89607151
You just want contact so you feel that once in your life you or at least someone determinable holds control over it
Take your fucking best shot
>>89606791
jesus, that's spot on!except the last part, haven't lost any close familyyet
>>89607216
you a bitch tho anon
>>89607089
I dig the description but it's fairly off pham. I'm 25 and hate spitting/foul shit, but I did use to clean toilets for a living so the last part rings through!
>>89606447
I want to post the Equestria Girls version of Pinkie Pie, but Global Rule 15 won't let me. Just pretend I did.
>>89606711
Jokes on you, I do own a car!
>>89606967
>>89607019
>>89607151
My brothers.
>>89606948
You seek a fragment of your childhood that was lost to time, maybe an opportunity with a young tomboyish and energetic girl you didn't build up the nerve to ask out. You look for girls in your life that display perceived "positive" traits that you do not, like a love for life and optimism, that you feel will make your life whole.Did you expect me to call you a furry pedophile? That's low hanging fruit.
>>89606852
You are aren't a wimp, but you consider submissive/needy women rather boring. You want a woman that can hold her own without you, but at the same time still can be womanly and be your partner as well as your lover.
Also you want to be dominated for a change.
>>89607078
The webm stayed for over 24 hours untouched.
Does it count as a /co/ waifu if she's allowed in the Toonami threads?
>>89606447Pink Cake, from the Small Technicolor Horses cartoon
>>89606447
>>89606447
>>89606967
>>89607019
you badly desire someone you can emotionally bond with, you have a limited experience with relationships but can't go outside and try harder for some reason
>>89607491
You like big tits.
>>89607532
Yes, but then a no
>>89606447
>>89607350
you are actually a pretty sweet guy, but not many are familiar with this side of yours
>>89607563
God-like taste.
>>89607563
Her colorful and happy personality contrasts with yours
>>89607483
You're a boring and reserved person, who practices teetotalism and has a yearning desire for social contact that your introversion and anxiety prevents you from attaining. You resonate with pink horse's ability to overcome adversity and be a charismatic individual despite her eccentricity and humble childhood. You secretly really want to pick up a pink /fa/ overshirt, but are not confident that you can really pull it off.
>>89607269
Similar to the above, but you also like your girls ditzy and uncomplicated. You also want a splash of powder blue to go with your pink ensemble, despite how much you care about how gay it would make you look.
>>89607677
awfully specific but still an accurate description of pinkfags
>>89607595
t-thanks..
>>89606447
>>89606700
Not the anon who posted the pic but came here to see if she was posted or posted herself but holy shit spot on reply and dubs to boot
>tfw no qt magic princess gf ;_;
>>89607910
Here we go
>>89607532
What >>89607579 said. I'm pretty social and I have quite a large group of friends, but I do desire someone who I feel I can emotionally collect with and I have had a history of negative interactions with "normal" women in the past.
Submissive and cute women just annoy me. I find them to be pretty burdensome and inauthentic as well as just generally not interesting in most ways.
Dominant or assertive women, on the other hand, who are less emotionally vulnerable (or, sometimes, available) fascinate me, however. I've always been kind of an emotionally expressive and, I suppose, effeminate man so I don't know. I guess I just admire the qualities in women that women tend to admire in men: confidence, strength, decisiveness, status.
An interest in being dominated probably stemmed from that.
>>89607777
her colors are pleasant to look at, she became your waifu because of a /co/ thread, her personality is either the result of fanfics or you projecting your ideal woman
>>89607909
you want to settle down and have a comfy family man life
>>89607910
you are giggling right now thinking this is the funniest shit
>>89607951
Wrong you fuckass. I am genuinely attracted to her personality, you fucking cuck. Now give me an answer.
>>8960715
that was hot
>>89607974
not if you're going to be a prick about it
>>89608000
I'm sorry, trips man. Tell me why I love the PurpleSmart.
>>89607943
>Submissive and cute women just annoy me. I find them to be pretty burdensome and inauthentic as well as just generally not interesting in most ways.
>Dominant or assertive women, on the other hand, who are less emotionally vulnerable (or, sometimes, available) fascinate me, however. I've always been kind of an emotionally expressive and, I suppose, effeminate man so I don't know. I guess I just admire the qualities in women that women tend to admire in men: confidence, strength, decisiveness, status.
Ayy, seems we really are alike. Minus the large group of friends part.
>>89608000
Please hurry trips man, before I go on my 3-day vacation.
Only the cartoon version. I don't care about the comics' one.
I want to give her a better life
>>89606447
We still doing these? I'll take a free reading, doc.
oh no
>>89608525
You are an insecure faggot, so terrified of another human being getting close to you that the only way you can possibly imagine someone loving you is if they are a physically repulsive skeleton monster with low self esteem and no standards.
>>89608627
Sounds about right.
>>89607951
>her personality is either the result of fanfics or you are projecting your ideal woman
Honestly both here.
>>89607972
You want loving, but rough femdom.
>>89608787
It's like you are in my head!
>>89606447
What is wrong with me, doc?
>>89606447
I'm curious.
>>89606447
doktor, doktor, gimme the news
>>89606447
Please anon.
>>89606447
She is Death.
>>89607972
You want to be fucked by a GIANT HORSE COCK.
What's the diagnosis, Doc?
And checked
>>89607777
>>89608000
Let's see what you got.
>>89609222
You too often go with the crowd, latching onto ideas and movements without giving much thought as too what those movements entail. You likely find Raven attractive because she goes against this norm, and you find the idea of this exciting.
>>89606447
>>89609238
Anon, don't give away my waifus best qualities.
>>89609143
judge hershey is superior
This should be good for a laugh.
Analyze me, doc.
>>89609242
You belong on /m/.
>>89609514
My man.
>>89606447
>>89606447
>>89606447
Not to be rude, but are you actually familiar with this field, or are you merely making speculative assumptions without any formal training?
And, um, not to be confused with this guy (>>89607910) but I may or may not potentially have the same waifu as him and would appreciate your diagnosis, professional or not.
>>89609637
You just really like patterned pantyhose.
This better be good
>>89609740
You like strong women, in fact you want to be dominated by the opposite sex, you have little control on your life and that why you want someone else to do it for you.
>>89609818
It was the tail that drew you in.
>>89610023
You need to go back to school if you really think thats why I like her.
I'm a straight female. HELP ME FREUD
>>89610284
>I'm a straight female.
>browses /co/
I hate to break this to you, but...
>>89610284
Not any more you're not.
>>89607373
Damn straight man.
>>89610284
I'm sorry but its time to buy yourself some flannel shirts and subscribe to Women's MMA Weekly
What's wrong with me Freud?
My own introspection can only go so far.
>>89610135
3 outta 4. Not bad, though I always feel like I'm easy mode in this kinda stuff.
>>89610379
Nothing at all, but is a fondness for brown girls a recurring theme?
>>89606447
I want to live on a quiet farm
>>89606671
Not OP, but you're probably someone who likes a woman with a bubbly personality and a unique accent
Is mine too obvious, Doc? >>89609742
>>89606447
One of the very few female supers i find attractive.
>>89610441
Well after seeing your waifus in the the waifu threads is not hard to imagine what kind of person you are.Lady Shiva will never sit on your face
>implying my /co/ waifu isn't my one waifu
Ruin your laifu etc
it'susagi
>>89606447
>>89608403
You are pretty laid back, and are viewed as having no ambitions by your peers, but you just have a hard time getting involved in things you are not passionate about.
Kim Pine is attractive to you not only because she satisfies that crush you had on that one girl from highschool that had her eyes on that one douchebag, but she is the kind of girl you can picture having a good time with. Someone that shares your hobby in music and you feel like she deserves someone better than Scott Pilgrm, who clearly is an asshole piece of shit.
Well, Doc, if you'll hazard a guess, I'll give you a listen.
>>89606536
>>89610379
>>89608171
>>89609089
You are drawn to "damaged", abused pretty girls and you want to protect them and make their lives better overlooking their obvious emotional baggage and short comings that will make any relationship next to impossible to form. Sometimes these girls are absolutely pure evil, but in your mind you just think they are "misguided".
Alternatively, you all follow the rules and play your lives straight rarely deviating from the norm and wish to maintain some kind of order in your lives. These women with such chaotic lives bring you in like flies to honey and you must save them.
You've done well so far, but this one's a doozy.
>>89609380
I do the opposite of what you said but am attracted to Raven because she goes against norm
>Implying anyone has taken Freud seriously in decades
Sure, come at me.
>>89607481
You are somewhere between the age 22-25.
You are a rather safe and boring person, but overall really sweet.
You are attracted to Aisha's wild and haughty nature, since it is lifestyle that is alien to you. You wish to be softly dominated, but this is a side of you that you keep secret from your peers and have yet to reveal.
You played with legos obsessively in your younger years and get turned on by the smell of your upper lip.
>>89606447
My one and only.
Do me!
>>89606447
>>89611670
wow
cold reading
thx freud
>>89610284
Jasper is an apex feminine specimen, and masculine personality attributes.
It's only natural to mix respect and admiration with sexual desire.
She represents aspirations as a woman, but also her masculine aggression gets you wet.
>>89606447
Alright Freud diagnose me
>>89606447
Tell me Why Doctor. Tell me why.
give it to me straight Doc
Especially when fan artists draws her proportions HUGE
Saphira from Eragon.
I've transcended you, Freud.
>>89611670
That's surprisingly accurate. You got the age, the personality, the attraction, and the soft domination hidden desire down pat. I'd suspected the whys of my Aisha lust before, but I never really let it sink in. I remember playing with Legos a bit, but I don't remember getting turned on by my lip. At least, not consciously.
Thanks, Freud.
>>89606447
>>89611665
You are tired with the conventional female. Small, fragile, and timid. Susan deviates from this stigma, and while still obviously being female, she demonstrates the aspects of masculinity. You admire strong women like this, who at the same time don't abandon their femininity for the sake of strength and power.
You as well, wish to be dominated and obsessed over by a strong woman.
You have a bad habit of indulging in salty foods.
time to bring a little bit of /d/ out of the bag.
>>89611828
>tfw /co/'s very own Freud figures you outI admire her, and I want to BE her, and yet there's something...more. She's just so strong and tough and cool! This explains my 'thing' with Android 18, too. Good God, thanks, Doc!
Try me on for size
Okay how about EMH Wasp
>>89612066
>Tacking on some dom shit at the end
So close.
8/10
Danke, Freud
So many of you wish to be ordered around by women.
I feel as though I should write a new thesis on this phenomena
>>89612229
Wrong
>>89611437
I don't want to so much protect Misery as I kinda want to see bad things happen to her and for her to be really nonchalant about it.
>>89606447
>>89610549
>>89611910
>>89611940
I feel like we all have something in common
>>89606447
I made a movie, can you tell me what it means?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10zbtbJh07E
help me understand doc.
I love how op sort of gives up on most of them
I bet the fucker wasn't expecting this many waifufags
>>89606447
Meh, If I post Sue, all your gonna do is tell me I wanna fuck my mom.
>>89606447
>freud
alright, come at me you fucking hack
help me out doc
do me too please
>mary marvel
THANK YOU FREUD ANON
>>89612010
Not freud but I assume you were never great with women in the first place. As a result you use Katsuragi as the symbol of what you could never have: a fun, non-quirky girl who will be your friend
>>89606447
R63 Draco Malfoy.
doctor freud, i posted her earlier in this thread, will you give me a diagnosis, pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?
>>89606447
Well, doc?
Judge me
>>89608627
She's also my waifu and I'm in a happy relationship, with someone else who considers her their waifu. Your take?
>>89613383
>picking mary when georgia is right there
>>89606447
If you say, "drawn to purity" I'm going to laugh my ass off, considering what happened in the book/movie.
>>89613854
>can pick literally any dc bimbo
>choose mary marvel
>but tits!
she just isn't what i want fampai
i would consider cucking her with georgia in a weaker moment though. that'd be pretty hot
>>89614024
>tits
nah man, it's that desperation. she's got the body of a hot girl, but the mind and eagerness to impress of an ugly girl. That, my friend, is a winning combination.
>>89614072
>but the mind and eagerness to impress of an ugly girl.
as someone who writes filthy fapfics i can appreciate that scenario but she shows it's already gone to her head in literally the next page
really wish we had more of them both instead of that black skirt wearing turbo slut
Just tell me I'm a faggot and be done with it
Do the comics count? Give it to me straight doc
>>89612157
is that ClefChan ?
give it your best shot you cock smoking quack
I don't have one. And no I'm not gay or asexual either.
>>89606447
>>89606597
deliver
>>89614218
I wouldn't say so: in the next page she's giddy over the idea that she actually managed to attract someone. It was less that she had let it gone to her head and more that she was amazed that it was so easy to attract someone with her new looks. If you toyed with that insecurity, you could get her to do pretty much anything for your approval.
>>89614463
>If you toyed with that insecurity, you could get her to do pretty much anything for your approval.
That's the thing though, I doubt she will stay insecure for very long. No way a girl in a Stacy body will buy mind games when every UltraChad is suddenly giving her a second look. If you have a way to keep her submissive i'm all ears though.
>>89606447
>>89614402
Most gay people dont know they're gay until later in lifegive it time
>>89606447
My waifu isn't /co/, so the best I can do is post a girl I'm somewhat fond of.
Unlike the rest of you jackasses, I don't have a waifu. Do you know why? It's becauseI have so much loathing for myself that even if I picture myself loving a girl I can't picture any girl loving me.
Hit me doc.
>>89617950
Chin up anon, it took me nearly a decade and a half of searching to find out that a waifu finds you.
Tell me where I went wrong, Doctor
mmh?
I'm bi with a preference for males, but damn she is
>>89614426
OP got overwhelmed with the enormous amount of love /co/ has.
>>89617969
You like Blondes
>>89611724
You like em with big gazongas and a good trunk
>>89608917
You like bangs and the purple color
>>89611048
Those Mogumbos to
>>89618164
That's the only reason?
It can't be, there has to be more to it!
>>89606447
Explain this one, you hack
>>89606447
What if I don't have a waifu. I've tried but it always feels forced so I don't bother.
>>89618890
Do you have a favorite character or can you even empathize with a protagonist of a story?
>>89618910
I dont have a supreme favorite so here's a short list of characters I really like.
Johann Kraus, the ghost in a suit guy from BPRD, is easily one of my favorite characters in comics. Hellboy too for that matter. Heraclio from Love & Rockets is a character that always struck me as well, a lot of the Palomar characters in general but I've always been partial to Heraclio.
>>89606447
Hit me with your best shot, doc.
>>89606447
I have too many waifus, but she was my first and influences me since then.
mother of my children
>>89614303
My friggin negro
>>89614303
>>89620454
Mein negroes.
Delicious brown all the way.
Alright, give me your best shot.
Freud anon is dead isn't he
>>89620897
Forgot pic
I'm sure it's already posted.
>>89620912
I'm pretty sure yours is self explanatory
>>89606791
Comic or cosmic?
Last bit unwarranted I think, don't have to have lost someone to appreciate death.Perhaps we all long long for it at times, as well as fear it.
Lost an uncle but barely knew him. Also only other person who did that I knew personally was irrelevant, just a peer of mine in school.
...Well?
>>89606447
>>89620935
Orly?
Most of the answers in this thread could boil down to "you are a boring/depressed/introverted person and you desire a woman who is more outgoing and interesting, and who could help you come out of your shell" (either that, or >>89607532).
Just saying.
>>89606447
Give it to me straight, Doc.
>>89606447
>>89616203
How do (you) know?
>>89612959
You've got a terrible case ofgood taste
>>89606447
>>89606447
I don't have a waifu
>>89621039
Yeah. You want the sweet embrace of Death
>>89606727
You want to bang Faust but Craig got to her first.
>>89621731
I don't really though desu. Considered it in the past though.
I just appreciate Death with a capital D. The life ender, so that the circle can always continue. The final End can be romanticized, for death also brings enlightenment.
Lots of good in death, not only evil.
Wow. I don't think I actually have any real cartoon crushes. There's plenty of cartoon characters I've found attractive but I wouldn't date any of them. They're either not my type or I'm way too old for them now.
This actually feels like a pretty good place.
>>89622274
You've just graduated from girls to MILFs
>>89607909
C'mon man.. you can do better than that. Why like prostitutes?
>>89609637
You like sluts. Change your taste.
>>89606791
.... Well I came into the thread to post Death but alright. Guess he already nailed it for me.
>>89606447
>>89622549
>>89612171
You like Failure. Perhaps because that's what you are.
>No Azula
this thread needs to end. So much shit taste in one place.
>>89622576
No, it's the boobs, you meme loving fuck
>>89606447
I know why Doc, do you?
This one os pretty easy... But lets see what you've got.
>>89606447
>>89606447
>Implying Videl is not best girl
>Implying I already don't know why I like her
>Implying you are using psychoanalyses at all
>Implying Freud is infallible
>>89606447
Ahsoka Tano
>>89623097
She isn't. She gave up her passion for fighting crime.
>>89622613
Good taste friend.
Coraline is my waifu
>>89606447
>>89606447
>>89622689
If it was really the boobs, you would go for another character. Unfortunately, you relate to this one.
Dis gun b gud
>>89613097
You are cute and perfect.
Your taste is toptier and you're a perfect chum.
You have a lot of friends and everyone loves you.
>tl;dr perfect taste
>>89607974
I agree she has enough screentime to get an idea of her personality, but no reason to be rude, anon.
>>89624731
Oops, guessed wrong on who that comment was for!
>>89624731
>implying you can tell the entire personality of one character by one episode
You probably have no idea on how she would react if she was on any other episode of the show.
>>89606447
>>89621252
Not OP but patrician taste
Do you do husbandos for homo anons?
>>89625313
But that's not Marsha.
>>89606447
I'd like to know myself
>>89611670
>get turned on by the smell of your upper lip.
wat.
Oh what the hay I'll play this game.
Pic related.
>>89614005
Never read the book but what happened in the movie?
>>89606447
Hey Freud
whats louises problem?
>>89606447
>>89606447
it's a tossup between mandy, raven, and lapis
im a bad husbando
i need help and i need it now
>>89621252
I already posted Mina here>>89612114
Elder god tier tastes though
>>89625469
FOR BULLY
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>>89610284
>tfw know that feel
Often get lost reading literotica about her.
So OP never came back? Because 70 percent of this thread is unanswered.
Especially me.>>89606881
>>89606447
gimmie the diagnosis doc
>>89606447
>>89606447
Come on, Doc. We ain't got all day.
>>89611352
Seconding this one, doc.
>>89620526
What about mei she's thick in all the right places with her new skin. That doesn't i dont like regular mei either though
>>89622274
Im not gonna lie, despite how shitty korra might be id date her, because who wouldn't love her body. Its a musclefags dream. Katara with her hair down is a close second and i fucking love azulas lips. I also like short hair so thats a plus.
>>89606447
Let me guess, because of your mother
She isnt /co/ but id still like to know. Both are fine but id like chloe more
>>89628582
You have homicidal tendencies, but a big heart.
>>89622589
Especially since she is the most perfect girl of the series.
>>89624806
She seems like the type of girl that would have enjoyed the play "The Boy in the Iceberg"
>not a cartoon
>>89606447
Someone help me understand. What is the appeal of a waifu? I am a neckbeard just like all the others here on 4chan but I never could wrap my head around this concept. Third year on being a wizard.
>>89634082
A waifu is more or less a girl character that someone really likes over others. It can also be something representative of what someone wants in real life
OP is fucking dead!
>>89634082
I dont know, I have never fallen in love with a real woman ( i do find a lot of them hot, attractive, etc)
To me it just happened,I didn't even believed in love, I thought it was just "socially acceptable" lust.
Give it to me straight doc, what's my fucking problem?
>>89637132
You have a thing for girls who have heavy power fantasies and are massive drunkards.
>>89613635
due to exclusively experiencing sexual gratification from pornography
you have begin associating sexual pleasure with screens.
not really my waifu
but this is the closets to a /co/ related waifu
either her or kara
>>89606447
>>89606447
Give it to me straight doc..is it the mommy issues?
>>89639922
OP is fucking gone, dude.
>>89606447
Here's the thing though; I think she'd look better if her top was slightly longer to cover her chest completely and had short shorts instead.
>>89639979
You subconsciously fantasize about dismembering women, get help.
>>89639945
Well..shit. What do you think?
>>89606447
She's more like my "spirit animal", I don't find myself sexually attracted to her, but I really like the design and I absolutely love her character to death. She's just a character I really, really like.
>>89640009
Except I liked her from the moment I saw her, before I knew she did that.
>>89640158
I do. I've long considered Ukyo to be 'best girl' for Ranma 1/2. Then I realize I am now older than a Waifu I'd had when I was, originally, younger than her...
>>89606447
>>89640298
I know that feel too Anon...
>>89640183
The scars have always been there anon, for the sake of all the women in your area seek medial attention immediately.
Any comment, Doc??
>>89606447
Zonetan and Pearl (su) are my waifus
>>89640702
You like women who outwardly appear to be gigasluts but are secretly virgins, it stems from your desire to be with an experienced girl yet fearing that an experienced girl will immediately be able to tell that you're bad at sex.
>>89640742
And pearl?
>>89606447
>>89640925
You have a mommy fetish
OP was overwhelmed by the surge of waifufags.
>>89642156
You are over 35. You probably once were a bit of a hippie.
>>89642948
Very good
How long have I got, doc?
>>89640634
whit boi
>>89640243
immature in need of a care taker
>>89633250
low self esteem
>>89629029
Had a a tough mother with a weak father
>>89627552
warped sense sexuality, no real emotional connection
>>89624838
Edgelord or buried homosexuality
>>89623338
Want to relive your youth through her, emotionally stunted
>>89622926
Wish to give someone warmth since you weren't given much of it yourself
>>89622707
possibly autistic
>>89622589
Angry and controlling mother
>>89622549
cuck
>>89621613
to give acceptance because you've felt denial
>>89620905
compensating for the feeling of weakness, needs to be controlled
Come on, doc! You're killing me here!
>>89606447
It's /v/ but, any comment on this? aside from pedo?
>>89606447
Why do I like Lisa so much doc?
Pic related, gaz from invader zim (when I was a child)
In anime, haruhi, tomoko and yui ikari (shinji's mother in evangelion)
Did OP left?
>>89611437
>You are drawn to "damaged", abused pretty girls and you want to protect them and make their lives better overlooking their obvious emotional baggage and short comings that will make any relationship next to impossible to form. Sometimes these girls are absolutely pure evil, but in your mind you just think they are "misguided".
>tfw I'm exactly like this
Show me what you got.
>>89640742
No way Zone-tan is a virgin
Might not have had sex with a human, but not a virgin
>>89644438
>>89622926
Damn, you got me with that one...
watcha say doc
What ya got for me
>>89640591
Those don't really look like scars, plus the first time I saw her was just her headshot from the Steam Trading Card.I only just now noticed her neck, so that wasn't a factor either.
>>89645663
You are the Joker!
>>89606700
>tfw anon's exactly right
I just want to know the taste of pure vanilla, is that too much to ask?
>>89607151
You play healers regularly.
>>89607961
You relate to her struggles in some sense, likely being familiar with lonliness, depression, and the resulting bitterness that can ensue. At the very least, they're familiar enough for you to recognize those qualities in Lapis.
Because of that, you connect with Lapis, wanting her to find happiness and satisfaction, perhaps out of a sense that you could also one day find satisfaction.
Alternatively (because Lapis has gone through such rapid development that past Lapis and current Lapis are basically two different characters), you fetishize mystery. You love maniac pixie dream girls, specifically the edgy, wased out variant (Ramona Flowers, Marla from Fight Club), likely because it does not exist in your own life.
>Anons subjecting themselves to this bullshit
Give it to me, Sig-Man!
>>89608272
You either had or would like to have a younger sister. You enjoy her spunk and energetic nature bound to her weak and unassuming form, because it's "cute" to you. She awakens a protective need in you, a desire to protect something so innocent and fragile, not just from the outside world but also from her own antics.
>still nothing for me
ree
is op kill? will he ever return?
>>89644438
>tough mother
>weak father
Well, I guess. Mom got fed up with dad's crazy bullshit, moved us kids cross country and raised us up herself.
Explain this to me doc
give it to me straight doc