I can't believe we aren't making a bigger deal out

This thread is going to end well.

>>89599443
He is playing Bruce Wayne. Batman eats burgers like a real man.

>>89599443
Its the old playboy millionaire trick. Bruce does things that make people lose respect for him so they won't suspect his dark secret.

>>89599460

There is not a single goddamned defense for eating a burger with utensils.

didn't he eat his steak well done in kingdom come
that's beyond the brink already

>>89599443
So does this burger joint hand out silverware for some reason, or is Bruce so autistic he carries his own?
Also how does he eat his Snickers?

>>89599615
To be fair it was a shitty Planet Hollywood type place, I don't trust chains enough to eat their meat rare.

>>89599615

Yes, but that's defensible because he was an old man in Kingdom Come. Old folks tend to eat their steak well done as a rule.

>>89599664

He had the silverware wrapped in a handkerchief that was tucked into a pocket on the inside of his blazer.

>>89599726
He really is prepared for everything.

Maybe he's just cutting it in half and not literally eating it with a fork and knife. I usually do it with the bigger fast food burgers in case I have to stop in the middle of eating. Don't like having the last exposed part as a bite.

>>89599664

most restaurants have at least plastic utensils

>tomato visible in the first panel
>not visible on the same side of the burger in the second panel
>visible again from the opposite side in the last panel, but the cheese is gone

I don't understand the problem, american burgers come absolutely swimming in grease and various sauces, you'd have to be a fucking savage to just pick up the entire fucking burger and cram it into your fucking mouth.

>>89599815
It's a quantum burger, it's composition is always changing.
That's why the knife and fork, you got to cut it at the exact right moment to lock it into your favourite flavour. It's harder to do that when you're biting into it blind.

>>89599847

The idea is to be a savage and eat the burger like one. Like, that's the whole concept behind the loaded burger.

>>89599870
And you think that is a good thing? Do you belch and vomit after a meal to express your appreciation for it?

>>89599847
But that's the whole point--the grease is there so that it just slides right down your throat.

>>89599885
Not him but I don't see how that follows.

>GUYS
>what
>BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN
>..what
>BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN
>that guy who eats hamburgers with a knife and fork is batman
>YEAH

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>eating a burger with a knife and fork
Bruce Wayne is worse than the Joker.

>>89599443
His parents were killed before they taught him how to eat a burger right.

Also he's a billionaire, his suit prolly cost tens of thousands of dollars. No need to get ketchup on that.

>>89599885

...how would vomiting show appreciation for a meal that you've just had?

What's new Bruce is always been a shitter when it comes to food, remember this is they guy that order his stakes well done

>>89600016

its too show that you're willing to eat it again

I bet he grows pineapple in the Wayne estate just to put them on his pizza.

>>89599987
Billionaires can afford dry cleaning. He needs to learn to live a little.

>>89600020
And he doesn't eat nachos.

>>89600062
What an asshole.

>>89600086
He eats nachos, he just doesn't want people to know

I bet he also puts ketchup on his hotdogs.

>>89599857
It's a Captain Atom w/ Cheese.

Once you eat it, your stomach will be simultaneously empty and full unless subjected to an imaging scan.

>>89599443
To be fair, I also eat burgers like that.

>>89599443
Is this a Trump reference?

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You know how John Watson had a list of the things Sherlock Holmes was completely ignorant about? I bet Alfred has a similar list and the top item is Cuisine.

>>89600187
Poor Alfred. All the years of cooking to Bruce's (lack of) taste has to have dulled his skills considerably. Remember when Tim and Jason talked about how his pancakes are like paste? That's the kind of garbage Wayne enjoys.

>>89600240

Bruce probably drinks a high protein and calorie formula of Soylent more than anything else.

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>>89599443
Maybe he only eats burgers like that in public?

>>89599570
>>There is not a single goddamned defense for eating a burger with utensils.
How do you eat them? With your hands?

>>89600160
yeah but he's faking so what's you excuse freak?

>>89600345
Look at his face, though. That's defeat. Not from accepting that outlaws have a place in the world, but from having to eat a burger in a manner he deems suitable only for philistines.

This is the first enjoyable bait thread I've seen in a while

>>89600338
This

Bruce probably has very little respect for the ritual enjoyment of a meal. To him I imagine it's all nutrients and he tries to consume them in the most economic way possible.

>>89600378

Yes! Sweet Jesus, of course I do. I'm not fucked in the head.

>>89600396
Too messy for my taste the other way.

I really want the Kents to have the Waynes and all the boys over for a cookout. I want this so badly.

You guys are missing a few more problems
1. Knife and fork obviously
2. He's eating it right off the bare tray
3. He's using the American grip for knife and fork dining, but we all know someone as wealthy and well educated as a Wayne would employ the superior European grip
4. It's not even proper American grip. The blade should be flush with the fork
5. Magical watch that can turn invisible

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>>89599477
What about when he's on a stakeout and living out of his car?

>>89600523
6. Why is he the only person there with a tray? And where does the tray go?

>>89599847
>you'd have to be a fucking savage
damn right

What kind of restaurant would have Riddler and Joker themed indoor decor?

>>89599987
So Alfred's a bitch now?

>>89599767
This.
If it's a big enough burger, it should be cut in half so you can eat it all.

>>89600140
he keeps ketchup packets in his belt for any occasion

>>89600420
Makes sense, what with meals being associated with family time. The guy probably spent his childhood eating alone whenever and however he pleases, so he doesn't do the ritual things.

>>89599443

The Bruce Wayne persona eats like an autist to keep up appearances of a spoiled richboy.

Batman wouldn't eat a burger in his own time (but has trained how to eat every possible burger in every possible way just in case the Joker poisons an eating contest or whatever).

>>89600523
I didn't know there were different forms of grip depending on location.

>>89600622
Meh, I'd believe it. I kept disposable chopsticks (technically stirring sticks, but I could use em the same) in my arm rest for several years for emergency silverware purposes.

>>89599570

What about the tall burgers that will sometimes lock your jaw if you try to eat it with your hands?

>>89600448
So you touch your food with your disgusting NEET flanges?

>>89600690
>eating a huge burger with fork and knife
that's how joker got his scars, anon

>>89600593
LIKE TYE BRITISH KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HAMBURGERS.

>>89600668

What

>>89600558
7. Who is Pirate? Why does he wear the mask?

>>89600690

He can't unhinge his jaw to fit large burgers in it!

>>89600140

>not having ketchup and mustard

>>89600726
Psycho Pirate most well known from COIE.

>>89600578
Same one that has Batman Counter Boys and Wonder Woman Girls.

>>89600543
He drinks protien shakes, obviously.

Burgers are for the untrained.

>>89600717
I concede

>>89600734

>use knife and fork
>every part of the burger is in order on your fork
>eat it without unlocking your jaw
>this is somehow the worst idea

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Come on Bruce, least eat a better looking Burger.

Also it gains a tomato between panels.

>>89600721
The arm rest of my car's front seat. I kept chopsticks in there. So if I needed silverware I had it.

It cut down on my friends dishes, not to mention if I was nuking up some cup ramen or something at school or work, I had utensils.

>>89599443
Someone post the steak think yet?

>>89599443
>"Maybe when we get to your place we can play Sonic the He-"
>*SLAP!*
>"SONIC'S ARMS ARE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!"

>>89599443
Wonder if he eats pizza the same way

>>89600848
>"SONIC'S ARMS ARE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!"
> not "SONIC HAS ONE EYE AND TWO PUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILS!"

>>89600826

What

>>89600848
They are likely going to make Bruce a High Functioning at some point.

>>89600863
It's fine if you eat pizza that way though.

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>>89600863
HE LIKES HIS PIZZA GREASY

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>>89600872
Let's try this again.

Where do you see the fork?

>>89600872
He means the middle panel of the car, the center bit that opens up?
He kept chop sticks there

>>89600891
>He's alright with anyone so long as they're not an alien and not a villain.

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>>89600886
It's fine if you eat THIN CRUST pizza that way.

Actual pizza can be consumed in one of 4 ways, none of which involve the use of a knife and fork.

Traditional pizza is consumed from the front.

Stuffed crust pizza can be consumed from the back or the front

New York and other pizza styles that are thin with large flexible slices are consumed from the front while folding the middle of the slice.

And then there's the right way to eat any pizza, pic related.

>>89599726
Does it have little bats on it?

>>89600907
>>89600917

What

>>89600977
That's literally two slices of pizza just sloppily slapped together. You're not fooling anyone, Bruce.

>>89600886

No it fucking well isn't!

Goddamn. I didn't think there were so many crazy people on /co/. First they eat their burgers with utensils, then their pizza. What's next, fucking BBQ? Chicken wings?!

>>89601022
I legit do pull the meat off a chicken bone and eat it with rice

>>89600977
>Implying it can't eat it with a fork and knife
What kinda pizza autist are you?

>>89601022
The only chicken I eat off the bone are drumsticks.

>>89601022
>He doesn't cut the chicken off the bone with the knife
Savages, everyone.

I've eaten burgers with a knife and fork before because some people make burgers way too damn big and sloppy. I don't want to get my hands messy. Same way with pizza and candy bars.

>>89601056
Just cause you can do something doesn't mean you should.

I can for instance just toss reheated fajita meat into my spaghetti to save prep time. But that's obviously a waste because I'm paying for all that extra seasoning that's just going to get drowned out by the sauce and I know how to grill and slice chicken breasts.

>>89600147
That's why Bruce is careful where to cut and eat it. A wrong move could send it 20 years into the future.

>>89601095
That's not the same, you're not paying for anything extra and you're not mixing flavors, You're eating the pizza with a knife and fork.

>>89601084
>with the knife
>not with your bear hands

civilization was a mistake

>>89601138
>Bear hands
I'm on to you, You bear faggot! Who gave you a computer!? How do you even have electricity in the woods!?

>>89601136
>you're not paying for anything extra
The loss of dignity and respect is an associated cost.

>>89601138
>bear hands
bear-claws make it difficult to hold a knife anyway

>>89601162
>Dignity and Respect
You only get those when you stop using your hands like a barbarian

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>>89601138
>bear hands

>>89600881
King's Bruce feels like Archer sometimes, so yeah.

>>89601191
Speaking of bear claws and going to the pastry, is it weird to cut it into slivers first? I use the little endpoints as a guide.

>>89601222
It's a line you can use, I don't see why not.

>>89600812
Maybe Bruce wants a burger whose bun doesn't disintegrate when he's trying to eat it, whose fries aren't dropped in a bag then sealed so they steam into mush, and that isn't so overpriced that if everyone ordered double of every topping the company would still be able to make a massive profit per time. But hey, enjoy your Coke Freestyle machine, even though you can find them at any gas station, and complimentary peanuts that have been sitting out there on the floor for god knows how long.

>>89601211
Aw, he thinks he's people.

>>89601215
Someone put bear sounds to that.

>>89599443
>I dont like this interpretation
>no long like the character

How do you like ANY comic character?

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>>89601253
Barbarians and bears need to be put down.

>>89600690
Those are terrible burgers and should be removed from existence.

>>89601275

Any character that eats a burger/pizza/BBQ/chicken wings with utensils is not a character I want to read about.

>>89601022
>eating bbq with a fork
...How else are you supposed to eat it?

>>89600140
Why wouldn't you?

>>89601252
Never had that problem at either of the locations I frequent. Sorry for your loss.

>>89601301
It's okay, he's a filthy person, he wants the filth on his fingers too.

>>89601301

End humanity

>>89600523
>European grip

Huh, after looking this up and playing around with a fork and knife I apparently use the European style of fork and knife use. I've always just thought I was doing it wrong.

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>>89601294
>>89601340
No, seriously, how are you supposed to eat this without a fork?

>>89601340
I bet you were that kid in that paper towel commercial making that huge mess and using all the paper towels, weren't you faggot?

>>89601410
By putting it on a slider bun.

>>89601410
tbf you put that on a bun and eat it in a sandwich

>>89599664
>Batman
>not being prepared

what?

>>89601410

You're supposed to use your goddamned hands! You grab a few wet naps and use them as needed.

>>89601396
You sorta are. If you cut your entire meal up before eating, American grip is technically much faster and less awkward because the primary implement is always in your dominant hand.

People that use American style and repeatedly alternate between cutting and eating bites are even more wrong though.

>>89601424
>>89601425
And when you don't have buns, just beans and potato salad?

>>89601424
>>89601425
Not everyone that likes bbq likes bbq sandwiches, m8.

They aren't the same dish and the right way to eat one won't necessarily apply to the other.

>>89601431
>You're supposed to use your goddamned hands
No, you are not supposed to use your god damn hands for bbq pulled meat.

Excepting certain cultures where that's a thing, but then that'd only apply to that style of meal or people of that culture.

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>>89601424
>>89601425
So you're saying, you put it on a bun.
And just eat it? I guess.

>>89601439
Well it's not really awkward since I've been eating that way my entire life even if it is in my non-dominant hand. And I really don't like cutting everything all at once and then eating it all unless I'm reading a book or something while I'm eating and really only have one hand available. Otherwise I just cut as I need to.

>>89601491

Pulled meat? I'm talking about ribs and such.

>>89601527
>Picture posted is pulled pork
>"how do you eat this"
>"OH NO I'M TALKING ABOUT RIBS AND SUCH"

Pay attention at least.

>>89601548

I'm sorry, bro. I'm just passionate about BBQ.

>>89599477
at least he isn't superman who puts ketchup on steak

>>89599443
Man, Hal would be pissed.

>>89601707
>Simon and Jessica get a message from Hal
>Hal: "I need you guys to check up on Bruce Wayne NOW. I sense something is ... Very very wrong."

>>89601572
He did get his steak well done that one time.

>>89599570
Says the uncouth peasant.

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>>89601844
Still tipped the bitch as well

>>89601937
Should have tipped superman, bought the diner, and fired the cook

>>89601937

Not her fault the kitchen fucked up the order.

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>>89599443

>>89601981
She walked away without seeing if he had anything else to add to his order.

>>89602012

Not having the customer cut into the steak to make sure it's done to their liking isn't an oversight large enough to deduct from her tip.

>>89601996
>calling it catsup
That's just two shades away from putting it on a steak.

>>89599664
Prep time

>>89601996
>Clark, you banana
Why is that so funny

>>89599699
>To be fair it was a shitty Planet Hollywood type place,

It was also run by Booster Gold.

>>89600812
>Five Guys
>http://imgur.com/a/oeIuk

>>89602286

I'm with Hawkeye. In N Out is pure burger perfection. No need for a big menu.

>>89602286
If they ever do a remake of the Spider-Man arcade game with Spider-Man, Hawkeye, Black Cat, and Namor, they could probably throw that debate in.

>>89599847

he's wearing a suit too

>>89602329
Hawkeye got an advantage over Spider-Man cause he lived on the west coast for a long time so he would be pretty familiar with In-N-Out.

>>89599847
The buns exist for holding onto with your hands.

>>89602375
don't reply to euros

https://youtu.be/dgsf84heH4g
Sketch for fun

>>89600755
>Burgers are for the untrained.
>Five Guys and In-N-Out are powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren’t we Bruce?

>>89600863
Like a normal person?

>>89601022
Only children eat pizza with their hands.

>>89600345
This

>>89602065
>calling it
She's speaking, they're pronounced the same, blame the writer.

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>>89599443
>the 1% should behave like us the 99%
Working class scum.

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>>89601996
>Putting fucking ketchup on steak
I don't care if he's Superman, that's just sick and wrong.

>>89601937
I only just noticed the Bulletman and Bulletgirl salt and pepper shakers.

Eating a burger with a knife and fork is perfectly acceptable...but only to cut the big huge burgers into smaller portions. Unless you're a fucking snek that can unhinge your jaw to swallow the whole thing in one bite

>>89601084
That makes sense with a breast or a thigh maybe, but with chicken wings it's too much of a hassle to try and cut through them with a knife and fork since they're so small.

>>89599570
why
explain to me the paramount importance of eating fast food a certain way
try to convince me that this is actually important

>>89599857
>It's a quantum burger, it's composition is always changing.
Like Stephanie's Mom or David Bowie.

>>89602286
they're both wrong because Shake Shack is the better NY burger chain

>>89600977
>Talking about Pizza
>Omitting Deep Dish

>>89603724
>Deep Dish
>Pizza
Pick one.

>>89603833
Fuck you coastfag.

>>89603574
You bite pieces out of it
You don't put it all in your mouth in one go, silly

Bonus round:
White or brown gravy, and when?

>>89600378
don't worry, I noticed your seinfeld reference

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>>89600863

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>>89603920
>White gravy

S-semen?

>>89604004
>has never heard of country gravy before

>>89603989
His face is the same color as the sauce on that pizza.

>>89604032
Non-hicks call it a "bechamel sauce" or just a white sauce

>>89604004
>>89604082
Buncha slack-jawed hippies.

>>89604004
White gravy is what comes on biscuits and gravy in Southern states. It's really good.

>>89601996

>Batman uses utensils on burgers and will eat his steaks well done as an old man
>Superman puts ketchup on his steak
>Lois Lane calls it 'Catsup'

What's next, Jonah she'd drinks light beer?

>>89602594
Don't you have a government to run into the ground, Donald

>>89599847

Fuck I'm getting a greasy bar burger tonight. Cheese and fried onions. Let's go.

>>89604201

Jonah HEX. Goddamned autocorrect.

>>89603258
Idk man ... Alien taste buds?
I can't think of a reasonable excuse, for there is none on a good cooked steak.

>>89603989
If Hillary had taken this and run with it, Trump wouldn't be President. Absolutely disgusting.

>>89602629

Why the fuck is catsup pronounced ketchup? S doesn't come anywhere close to making a CH sound.

>>89603920
White for biscuits or chicken fried steak
Brown for mashed potatoes or roasted turkey

>>89604318
When I was a kid and had no sense of taste, I liked barbeque sauce with steak.
The only thing I can think of even getting close otherwise is putting ketchup on chicken-fried steak, which is still a waste.

>>89603920
Depends on what it's going on, but I usually prefer homemade gravy made from the grease/fixings of whatever meat is being cooked for a meal.

>>89604262
Did I miss something? Does Trump have a stance on pizza?

>>89600690
Git gud

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>Picking the burger up in your hands
>Not just repeatedly slamming your face into the table until the burger ends up in your mouth

>>89601981
Not the kitchen's fault Bruce has shit taste. They did him a favor.

>>89604671

I put on rubber gloves to eat burgers and pizza since I don't like the feeling of grease on my hands

>>89600345
Jesus, look at the way he's holding it though. That's insane

>>89604981
>Never noticed that
The burger would just explode all over the place, no wonder he uses cutlery he doesn't know how to hold a burger. Alfred was a very bad parent.

>>89600345
How is he holding it like that?

>>89604584
See >>89603989

>>89602433
>I had to find a way to stop them trying to coal-grill meat.
>You made a searing mistake.
>Not as seared as yours, as I fear.
>Bane!
>Lets not stand on utensil placement here, Mr Wayne.
>Peace has cost you your strength, over-cooking has defeated you
>Five Guys, and In n Out...
>Powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren’t we Bruce?
>Members of the league of Eat-outs!
>Yes...and you were excommunicated by a gang of eating champs
>I am the league of Eat-outs, and I'm here to fulfill Ra's al-Ghuls dinner plan!
>You dine like a younger man, admirable, but mistaken.
>Oooh you think portions are your ally. You merely adopted portions. I was raised with them, fueled gains by them. I didn't eat lite until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but appetizing!
>The portions betray you, because they belong to me!
>I will show where I've made my stove, whislt preparing the bake justice...then I will break you.
>YOUR PRECIOUS PANTRY, gratefully accepted. We will need it.
>OH YES, I was wondering what would break first! Your appetite...or your stomach!

>>89600345
>The bite was taken from a location that would be awkward to hold naturally
For what purpose?

>>89603724
we only keep deep dish pizza around so we know who not to invite to parties

>>89602286
>Hawkeye likes In N Out
>Premier West Coast Avenger

Now that's good writing

>>89600345

>yes two big macs please, ignore the costume
>Jason, call the flying crane to somehow get the batmobile on top of a grassy hill

>>89605410
You are severely underestimating how jaded the average Fast Food worker is.

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>>89600752
It's weird for D.C to have Jker themed restaurants it's like having Bin laden pulled pork platter

>>89605453
Can confirm. I worked as a pizza deliveryguy and we got calls from a crazy bitch who would say or do pretty much any damn thing to get a free pizza.
>Called in coupons that don't exist
>Pretended we fucked up a delivery
>Straight-up yell at people over the phone
One time she even claimed that there was a human finger in the pizza. Our manager literally put down a store rule that blacklisted this woman and to put her (the manager) on the phone whenever that bitch called.

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>>89602286
why is nat so perfect?

>>89605574
>sodas called Spite and Choke
Why

>>89605578
Store I worked at had a woman claim there was broken glass in her burrito. There was no glass in the entire restaurant.

>>89599699
>>89599615
>>89599705

The whole thing about real men eating their steaks rare used to be flipped, it used to be considered manly to eat a well done steak because it was tough to chew.

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>>89599443
It's always stupid

>>89599767
Nope Nightwing makes a big deal about the whole thing. Bruce definitely eats burgers with utensils.

>>89605735
you can only get soder at big belly burger

>>89605883
As weird as that looks, I now wanna try eating fried chicken with utensils.
Seems like it would be difficult, like it could be a challenge.

Like a Presidential Coordination Test involving eating utensils.

>>89604738
>He doesn't let the grease drip all over his hands and use it as lube to masturbate with when he's finished

>>89605574

Why is there a waitress dressed as Wonder Woman in a Batman Burger?

>>89603876
>coast

While, admittedly, California has no fucking clue what pizza is, rightly rejecting deep dish is not limited to the east and west coasts. I mean, even St. Louis knows better than to call a loaf of bread with sauce on it pizza.

Even if they do cut theirs into squares for some insane reason. I have no idea what that's all about.

>>89600933
Yeah sounds about right.

>>89605574
>robin nuggets
Unsettling.

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>>89599570
How do you eat them? With your hands?

>>89602286
>i just want a burger
>don't you know about their secret menu

anyone who agrees with Hawkeye's shit argument is an idiot

>>89606135
Bruce probably got an erection when he saw them.

>>89599570
Soggy bun?

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>>89600140
This triggers the shitcago fags

>>89599664
Prep time you Fucking idiot. He trained to survive the vacuum of space and you seriously believe he will use pleb plastic forks???

Listen, here's the thing

If you wanna eat your burger/pizza/wings/etc. with silverware like some sort of euroqueeran turboshitter when you're alone or at a restaurant or whatever, fine. No one will really care in real life.

The issue is this:
>spent your entire life eating burgers with a fork and knife
>out with your buddies one day
>they stop by for some fast food
>hand you a burger
>"uh I can't eat this without a fork"

Congratulations, your friends now think you're a huge retard faggot. Social norms might be stupid, but they're a real thing - you thinking they're dumb won't stop them from existing.

>>89606028
Reference to an old Wonder Woman cover

>>89599443
Adulthood is realizing Batman is a pretentious fag who eats his burgs like a "gentleman". A burg should only be touched by hand

>>89599699
Thats the inverse. Restaurants use the lowest quality and oldest meat for well done becasue folks can't tell anyway. The lower cooked meats have to be the best cuts they have becasue its noticeable at that point.

same reason why you dont order soup of the day ,its just stuff that is going bad they need to offload.

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>>89605151
He's obviously rubbing it on his chest.

This is not a man who is dainty about his burgers. He uses a fork and a knife to keep some distance, so the urges don't overtake him.

>>89600345
>Eating food with the gloves that you beat criminals with on

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since this a food trigger thread all i wat to say is the only way to eat eggs is with a runny yolk fuck you hard set fags shit gets nasty when its completely cooked yolk

>>89604318
He's from the South..

>>89606880
>Kansas
>south

If you live in fucking Nebraska.

>>89606907
Lol you're right lemme correct myself. He's from a hick town. They love their ketchup in my experience.

>>89599570
And that is why if you ever manage to become rich the other billionaires will still look down on you.

>>89599443
A good restaurant burger needs to be cut to be eaten

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>>89599443
He's eating a hamburger.

How do you eat yours? With your hands?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY

>>89606855
hard yolk if it's on top of toast
runny yolk if you sponge it up with the toast
And you make the egg after the sausage so you get that nice grease bonus

>>89605997
I've eaten chicken with utensils. It's dumb. Chicken has too many bones for that.

>>89599570

Giant green chili burger

>>89606880
>>89606928
East Texasfag here, we don't put ketchup on shit except french fries and hot dogs. Salt goes on everything though.

>everythin-
EVERYTHING

Salted apple slices were one of my favorite things as a kid. My grandpa puts salt and pepper on his salad. I once spotted one of my cousins mix a little salt into their cup of water. Seriously.

>>89599570
Even Gordon Ramsey only cuts them in half first to make sure they're cooked right before using his hands.

>>89599570
If it's one of those HUGE burgers you get at an actual dedicated burger restaurant I could see cutting it in half first

Do we ever see Bruce actually put a forkful of burger into his mouth or does he just cut it in half then eat it with his hands?

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>>89599847
This is why the rest of the world depends on America.

>>89602061
Yes it is. The whole point of tipping is servers predict what you need.

>>89599767
This.

Also it makes a messy burger cleaner to eat.

>>89606813
>Implying batmans gloves arent covered in micro spikes for keeping them completely microbe free at all times.

>>89605574
Imagine how an aquaman sea-food restaurant would be like I'd imagine Black Manta would regularly order the Atlantis sized fis'n chips just to murder the waiter rights as they give him his order

>>89606855
>Not cooking sausage or bacon and using the yolk as a dipping sauce
You're wasting yours, mine, and everyone else's time.

>>89600630
made me lol. nice goof anon

>>89599570
There's a lot of burgers that are so big or so full of stuff they'll spread all over the place if you try to eat it like you would a small grillburger. I'll eat those with utensils, I don't want to drop food into my lap or smear sauce all over my face

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>>89600062
Bitch I've eaten pineapple, pear, peach and strawberries on pizza and it's all been absolutely delicious

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>>89609291
Also horse and reindeer. And mustard

>>89599477
Bats is not even a real boy

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>>89599570
>Like a peasant?

>>89609227
Reminder that the ONLY acceptable toppings for pizza are sausage and pepperoni, everything else is degenerate

>>89604330
Nah. The only places that have ever been outraged at politicians for eating pizza with a fork are New York and Chicago. Not like he was going to get many votes there anyway.

People in other places may think "what the fuck" at a picture like that, but they won't be going for the torches and pitchforks because of it.

>>89604981
>>89605151
>>89605201
Now I can't unsee it and it's driving me fucking nuts
Fuck you guys

>>89602012
that's the manager's problem, there's too many covers and not enough servers on the floor, so everybody gets shitty service from someone in a clown suit

honk honk, welcome to food service

>>89609667
reminder that there are ZERO acceptable excuses for not being degenerate

>>89608055
Dubs of truth.

>>89601937
is he using his heat vision on the steak?

>>89599847
What're you gay?

>>89605194
super underrated

also a little sad, that you know all that by heart

>>89610695
Damn, he is.

>>89609227
>Bitch I've eaten pineapple, pear, peach and strawberries on pizza
Bitch, you just want a fucking fruit medley. Stop wasting cheese to do so.

>>89600345

Batman eats burgers differently than Bruce Wayne when Bruce Wayne is in public.

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>>89612701
>tfw Bruce Wayne would use a fork to eat a hot dog
Explains why he would eat a hot dog like this as Batman

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I bet Bruce Wayne gets well done burgers too

>>89607572
High blood pressure everywhere

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If you eat well done, you may well just be eating cardboard and ketchup

Someone post that King the Hill screencap about what to do with people who ask for well done

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>>89608055
>tfw I eat cheeto puffs with a fork
>tfw I never touch regular cheetos

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>>89610723
Fucking subhuman-tier tase and manners, a pox on your house and eveyone you care about

>>89612995
Burgers are a different class than steak. Unless you grind the meat yourself, eating burgers that are pink is asking for food poisoning.

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>>89613813
>>Burgers are a different class than steak. Unless you grind the meat yourself, eating burgers that are pink is asking for food poisoning.
Oh, that's bullcrap. I'm from Wisconsin and we eat raw ground round sandwiches regularly at the holidays.

>>89614687
Well, yeah. Wisconsin is America's werewolf reservation.

>>89606413

wtf is wrong with you people

>>89609227

I feel dat

>>89599847
>being too much of a pussy to get grease on your hands
Or are you Howie Mandel or something?

>>89609667
>Not having spinach and onion on you pizza
I guess if you want to eat crap you can.

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>>89599767
You only use a knife for that and hold it in place with your hand. There's no reason to bust out a fork if you just need to cut it in half.

>>89606855
>not poaching the eggs

Bruce Wayne can't eat a burger with his hands, because that's how he does when he's patrolling as Batman and hungry. Ninjas could be watching Bruce Wayne eating burgers with his sons and match Bruce's mannerisms while eating the burger with his hands with those of Batman, thus exposing the entire family

Food snob threads are the reason I learned to cook.

Thank you, 4chan. You effected a positive change in my life.

This is the most enjoyable online experience I've had in months. I am glad all of you are alive.

>>89600345
>Bruce's idea of showing he's a cool outlaw dad

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>>89600403
>Look at his face, though. That's defeat. Not from accepting that outlaws have a place in the world, but from having to eat a burger in a manner he deems suitable only for philistines.
You win this time, anon.

>>89606855
I'm not a big egg fan so the only eggs I eat are non-runny scrambled eggs occasionally.

>>89612995
>Eating any meat other than a premium cut of steak rare
I regularly eat my steak rare but you're just asking for tapeworms if you eat anything else like that close to raw.

>>89600058
I can remember most of the times I've vomited in front of people, I can't remember any time I did it to express a point or emotion other than nausea. How exactly does vomiting imply appreciation for the meal? Ancient Rome doesn't really dictate modern dinner manners in this country; fun fact

>>89612195
Not at the same time, obviously

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>>89602224
Man, that whole thing was wonderful.

This whole fucking thread was amazing. Fucking made my morning.

>>89600240
Bruce can cook, but he DESTROYS the kitchen. He is a bad cook only compared with people that actually can cook great, but he is terrible at everything that is everyday things, he is the kind of guy that would probably punch a hole in the wall while killing a mosquito

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>>89612995
Steak snobs are the worst.

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>>89620622
You are from a third world shithole then

Go to a semi-fancy restaurant.
Don't want fancy food.
Order burger.
Burger is too tall to bite into.
Too tall too even lift without tipping it over.
Only time I use utensils to eat burger.

>>89600140
No, he puts mayonnaise on his hot dogs though