>Find out Batman is Bruce Wayne >Go to a pubilc event

Bruce Wayne? Batman? Ha, that's like saying Clark Kent is Superman

You may as well tell everyone Matt Murdock is Daredevil while you're at it, anon. We've SEEN Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same place at the same time.

>>89579454
And now you can sue Bruce Wayne for trespassing.

>>89579454
>piss off the billionaire playboy who practically owns the city
>off chance he's a vigilante that means he routinely fights psychopaths,mobsters and alien invasions
>you decide to try and humiliate him in public
Anon why the fuck would anyone do that?

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Are you retarded? Why would a billionaire waste his time on becoming some bat vigilante.

It's probably this guy from my workplace

>>89579454
>Yell "Bruce Wayne is Batman!"
Why would anyone believe this?

>>89579537
Batman doesn't kill and the people need to know the truth.

>>89579537
This pretty much happened in The Dark Knight.

>Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

>>89579549
This guy is too stupid to be Batman.

He got a job there just because of who he is fucking, he doesn't have any study or idea on how journalism works.

>>89579585
He doesn't kill, but he can destroy you if you piss him off.

>>89579549
Wow, he's pretty handsome, dude. Mind introducing us? That'd be super, man.

>>89579585
>implying Batman doesn't hospitalize people
>implying Batman wouldn't horrifically scar you
>implying Batman wouldn't perform psychologically scarring scare tactics on you
>implying Batman wouldn't beat you into a coma
>implying death isn't better than pissing off Batman

>>89579549
No way, dude's a massive pussy. Runs away at the slightest bit of danger.

>>89579581
Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

>>89579549
Isn't that the new guy who keeps wanting to do articles on Superman and Batman. I mean I doubt he's the caped crusader but I'm positive he's fucking one of them.

OP here in this scenario, everyone believes you after mentioning Bruce Wayne is Batman.

>>89579549
y'know, I could buy that. Office jockey, looks kinda handsome but dull... those types are always hiding something weird. Call us lucky he's just a vigilante and not some kiddy fiddler.

Bruce Wayne's probably a kiddy fiddler.

>>89579776
But why? Give us a legitimate reasons.

>>89579454
Are you an idiot? You stupid dense vapid waste of space. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire who gets more money than pretty much anyone on earth, he has all the women in the world. Obviously he doesn't have the time to be bat man. Why would he be batman? How do we even know batman is a man? Huh? Stop spreading LIES on the internet. He's NOT batman. What if you're the joker hmmmm?

Only a poor person with nothing to lose would be batman. Seek help for your delusions in arkham, criminal scum.

>>89579806
He keeps his mouth exposed as Batman. They have the same mouth.

>>89579619
and he only stopped because Joker said he didnt want to know, so kill him.

>>89579454

"Fool. My curse is lifted. I thank you. Bruce Wayne lives again."

>You pass out
>You wake up
>It's the next night
>You're in the Batsuit
>And the signal's in the sky
>And you realize you were tricked
>He planned all of this
>You slowly get up and walk to the window
>You open it up, shoot the line and swing out into the night, into your new cursed life

>>89579549
I suspect that Lois Lane is a dude and possibly is Batman.

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>>89579549
It all makes sense, he always disappears when there's trouble about.

>>89579454
Not fucked at all. Batman doesn't kill. He just blackmails people like any other corporate stooge. What did we not all watch The Dark Knight?

>>89579454
What! That guy that bought a restaurant so his bimbos could play in the lobby fountain? fuck you. That rich douchbag probably can't even piss without someone holding his dick much less fight crime. If he's batman then I'm fucking catwoman.

>>89579454
Batman showing up the very night you oust him just lends further credence to your theory. Bruce strikes me as a more subtle operator. He would probably use his resources to diffuse the situation surreptitiously. Maybe let the thing die out over a few years. He strikes me as a patient and prudent man.

Then, when this whole mess has been forgotten, he would kidnap you in the middle of the night and make you his cock-hungry sex slave.

To answer your question: "Very fucked"

>>89579534
yeah because a comic book character and a real person are totally the same thing

fucking moron

>>89579454
I really doubt Batman would beat someone up for something that petty.
It's not illegal or morally wrong.

Unless you have hard evidence to back up your claim, nobody's going to believe you, and even if you did, do you really think that you'd be able to keep that shit safe from Batman? The most autistically over prepared and over cautious super hero? If you keep the evidence on a computer he'd probably just hack into it and alter the photo or whatever document you may have.

>>89579648
>He got a job there just because of who he is fucking
wait THAT'S the guy fucking Perry?

damn

>>89579806
I didn't write out the whole explanation because reasons but:
>You state how Batman has such advanced tech that Bruce could afford
>Bring up Bruce's loss of his parents as his motivation for crime fighting
>address the fact that the amount of boys he's raised as his own match the number of his robins (that one is prone to have holes in it)
>Bring up how Bruce is never home at night when you come over for an interview
>also point out how angry Bruce looks and how he isn't denying anything,,,he's just standing there.. silently...

>>89580159
the nice thing is that you don't need any kind of proof or credibility.
once the theory gets put out people will soon connect the dots.

I'd pull off my pants to reveal my erect penis to him.

So what would happen if I hired Deadshot and Deathstroke to kill Bruce Wayne in from of everyone at a fundraising event. Batman will ether have to break kayfabe or die. If Bruce show off his "skills" it would raise attention. No words, just mow Bruce down into hamburger meat.

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>>89579454
>2017
>falling for the Batman is real meme

kek fucking retard, it's just an urban legend OP

>>89579708
Shut up, Hal Jordan

>>89580481
He is real my uncle who lives in Gotham saw him once fighting a man in robot suit shooting ice I think his name was Mr Snow

>>89579476
who the fuck is Clark Kent?

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>>89580677
>saw him once fighting a man in robot suit shooting ice I think his name was Mr Snow

I bet your uncle saw him with a little boy in a flamboyant costume fighting too huh.

>>89580252
What dots? The truth is like the least believable explanation of the evidence.

>>89579454
Have you seen bruce wayne?

The guy is drunk like 24/7, and he spends most his time out of the country getting shitfaced with random women.

The guy is a trust fund arrested development baby.

Just look up all the bruce wayne videos on youtube. The guy is a clown.

>>89579585
He'll beat the shit out of you though, maybe break a few bones.

I don't need that in my life.

>>89580986
HE'S TRYING TO COVER IT UP ANON

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>>89580284
Go on...

Bruce Wayne is not Batman but i also don`t buy the fact he is what he show to the world, I looked into his past and the evidence is that he is a dangerous person when he will decide to get become serious or his mind snap:
His parents died in front of him when he was a kid also he vanished for years and trained with all sorts of teachers and trainers about all sorts of skills that a crimefighter would learn throughout the world but we know he is not Batman and he has a lot of money to do wahtever he wants Bruce Wayne is a criminal who hides his life of crime with the public life he has and his mind will eventually snap and he will be a dangerous maniac

>>89580248
How exactly are you going to explain all of this before security drags you away for causing a disruption?

As to your actual arguments
>You state how Batman has such advanced tech that Bruce could afford
That just means Batman has some kind of financial backing, it doesn't have to be Bruce nor does it mean that he and Batman are the same person

>Bring up Bruce's loss of his parents as his motivation for crime fighting
It's Gotham, 1 out of every like 4 people has probably lost a loved one to crime.

>address the fact that the amount of boys he's raised as his own match the number of his robins (that one is prone to have holes in it)
It could also easily just be a coincidence

>Bring up how Bruce is never home at night when you come over for an interview
Just because his butler tells you he's not home doesn't mean he isn't. It just means he doesn't like to talk to crazy conspiracy theorists that show up unannounced outside his house in the middle of the night

>also point out how angry Bruce looks and how he isn't denying anything,,,he's just standing there.. silently...
Bruce is a better actor than that. He isn't going to break character just because someone starts loudly accusing him of being Batman, he's going to play it harder.

>>89580677
ooh, is this the same uncle who works at Nintendo and totally knows the next Smash lineup?

>>89581470
NO it's the Uncle who used to work at LexCorp. He told me that Luthro's trying to make performing enhanced drugs based off a space rock or someshit.

>>89579549
That bumbling klutz? HAHAHAHA

Good one, anon.

>>89581409
>It's Gotham, 1 out of every like 4 people has probably lost a loved one to crime.
Can confirm, have family in gotham.

1 was killed in a fire started by firefly, one lost a foot after it got frozen by Mr. Freeze, and another just sorta disappeared one night while coming home from work.

It's just gotham.

>>89581382
I buy that Wayne isn't what he shows to the world, but I don't buy that he's a criminal.
Wayne is a god damn clown and a womanizer, yet ever since he "took over" Wayne Enterprises it's been more successful, and had more charity events, than ever before.

I think Wayne is a legitimately skilled businessman who is trying to help his community, but is covering it up with his hedonist act in order to fool the corrupt businessmen and officials in Gotham.

>>89581733
Fuck, that's awful anon. Makes you wonder if the whole damned city was built over a native burial ground or something.

>>89579454
Bruce Wayne is a mobster and so where his parents, the Waynes are the biggest crooks in Gotham. Oh and Bruce Wayne is a Murderer

>>89581935
>Bruce fucking Wayne
>The idiot who wastes daddy's money on porns stars, while spending all day drunk
>A mobster
I won't deny his father was a crook, but Wayne is way too fucking stupid to be a member of the mob.

>>89581917
Shit man one of my cousins killed another one in a gang war. Josh joined up with Two-face, and Thomas was with Penguin. Josh is dead now.

>>89581917
I ain't gonna lie bor, pretty sure I saw a fucking demon a few times during my commute home from work.

You know what really bugs me about bruce wayne?

He collects orphans. The guy has adopted like 3 or 4 kids, and you almost never see them with him because he's probably got them sent off to some boarding school or something.

He just does it for good publicity.

>>89582053
Remember that scandal that he had a bastard with some jihadi

>>89582083
There's a different wayne bastard showing up in one tabloid or another every week.

The guy probably has like 30 or 40 kids.

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>visit friend in Gotham
>see clown in purple suit just up and shot a guy out of the blue down the street

christ just nuke the damn city already

this is why I live in metropolis

>>89582053
He might be doing something ELSE with those kids if you catch my drift.
Greyson did run off to fucking Bloodhaven of all places to get away from him.

>>89582117
>Super low street crime
>Good food
>Clean city
>Plenty of jobs

I love metropolis. So long as you aren't going to Suicide Slums the place is perfect.

I mean, insurance is high because of various super crap, but at least people don't have to worry about getting murdered by poison fish.

>>89582117
>Falling for the Metropolis meme
Sure I wanna live in a city where apartment buildings get destroyed every other week, driving up insurance prices like crazy.

Central City is the place to live.

>>89582130
If you notice, he's also got a type.

Remember that second kid he adopted?

I heard the kid didn't even have black hair, but Wayne had him dye it to look like Greyson, who himself looked a lot like Bruce.

How vain can you get?

>>89582178
Flash Town is best town.

Even the bad guys are nice so long as you aren't a dick or get in their way.

Most of them, at least.

>>89582213
Maybe he got molested as a kid? Either by his crook of a father, or by that butler who raised him.
By the way, who the fuck lets a BUTLER raise a kid?

>>89582253
>By the way, who the fuck lets a BUTLER raise a kid?
Rich people.

Usually it's a nanny, though. I guess the waynes were just cheap.

>>89582243
>implying Flash is real

???????

>>89582283
I was talking about after his parents were dead bro. They left a kid in the care of a fucking Butler, not his closest living relatives, not a foster home, they left him with the guy paid to clean the fucking house.

>>89581993
He`s the PUBLIC face of the mob, the guy that legitimize the whole damn thing! He shook Carmine Falcone hand and had a private talk with him after Bruce said he wanted to discuss business with him.
You forget how he murdered Vesper Fairchild (His ex-girlfriend who was a journalist) and got away with it eventually because he is friend with Commissioner Gordon, he used his money to bribe his way out of trouble and had mercenary David Cain tell everyone he was responsible.

>>89582300
>Flash
>Not Real
Pick one and only one. This isn't "the batman" myth we're talking about. The Flash uses fucking police radios and interacts with people on a regular basis.

>>89582130
Dude Bludhaven is like forty five minute commute. If he wanted to get away from Wayne, he could have tried harder. On the brightside, apparently it's more family friendly now.

Who the Hell is Bruce Wayne?

>>89582335
Nice theory anon but how do explain his support of Harevy Dent? Before ya know the terrible scarring

>>89582364
My point was that if Gotham is a crime infested hellhole, and it is, then Bludhaven makes it look like the safest city on Earth in comparison.

>>89582391
Hal, please

>>89579549
Clark Kent wears glasses. Batman doesn't wear glasses. That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't be able to see.

>>89582429
You DO realize he count have lenses in the eye-holes of the mask right? Built right into the mask.

>>89582423
Bludhaven's gotten better anon. They've got casinos and an amusement park now. I don't have to worry about tripping balls when I drink tap water.

>>89582402
He had a rebel phase later than most people and revolted against his "uncle" Carmine who do seem him as a nephew

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>>89582459

>>89582488
>Casinos
Oh boy, places traditionally owned by the mob! That's proof the city is turning around!
>Amusement parks
Oh boy, places where drug addicts spend all night and leave their used needles lying around!

I'll stick to Central City, thanks.

>>89582529
Not relevant, Captain Amazing doesn't wear a mask.

I'm stuck in Hub City, please send help.

>Batman beats up man accusing Bruce Wayne of being Batman, first person to be beaten Batman solely over Batman accusations

yeah really thought that through

>>89582581
>Hub City
I'll be sure to donate a dollar to the charity fund named after your death

>>89579454
Fuck you bruce, let me join in asshole.

>>89579534
But have we seen them at the same bat-place and the same bat-tine?

>Le Bruce Wayne is Batman meme

Fuck off Lexcorp shills

>>89579549
Kent? The new guy? I heard he's really turning heads with his reporting style, but I doubt he's the Batman.

>>89579454
>Batman
>An actual person and not some monster thing.

get a load of this guy, loosen up the tin foil hat ya whack job.

>>89580415
That happened. David Cain sets up Bruce for murder and the only alibi is that he was Batmaning it up at the time. Bruce goes to jail, escapes and then sells it that he was out in the Bahamas or something while the lawyers figured it out. Bruce Wayne Murderer/Fugitive. It sounds better than it was but the most interesting part that they don't explore is that Luthor hired Cain to do the job, while Cain knew the connection they don't mention if Luthor knew it too.

Why do americans let masked lunatics run around beating people up?

Also why are your police so incompetent that they can't catch even one of them?

I bet it's loud in Central and Keystone city. Nonstop sonic booms every time there's a crime. Can anyone verify?

I mean you get these weird ass lightning strikes every so often up in Fawcett but otherwise nothing huge.

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>>89584685
Not really, Flash got asked about it once by a reporter, apparently he can stop the vibrations that cause the boom or something.

>>89582117
Gotham City or Hub City. Which is worse?

>>89579904
That'd be a neat gimmick for an OC superhero.

Or supervillain.

>>89582178
At Metropolis isn't Coast City, that place apparently can't seem to handle a single alien attack.

>>89579973
He's hiding under the desk, anon.

>>89585233
i just found out my friend is "insert oc character"
he is lifted by the curse
i get the curse
he instandly finds out that i am "insert oc character"
we stand there for all eternety.


Such a gimmick needs a set of rules to work properly.

>>89580002
>I'm fucking Catwoman

You lucky bastard

>>89586147
I know that guy, he's not fucking Catwoman. He's dating some gold digger named Selina Kyle.

>>89579454
I'd ask why there is a furry in my house

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I DON'T LIKE THOSE GOTHAM CLOWNS PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATERS THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FISHES GAY

>>89586299
Don't drink the tap water. Or fish in the river. Just buy bottled water, trust me.
And buy a heavy-duty filter for your shower. It's safer that way.

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>adopts a chinese girl
>starts fucking her
worse than Woody Allen

>>89586489
>Adopts an underaged chinese fucktoy immediately after previous fucktoy dies due to a local super criminal
Wayne is scum. You know I heard Commissioner Gordon's daughter spends a lot of time at his house, explains why Gordon over looks the suspicious stuff about Wayne.

>>89579585
He kills if you're about to kill the Joker

Bruce Wayne is Batman you gotta believe me!

>>89586450
I hope you got that bottled water shipped from metropolis or central city you can't even trust gotham city's bottled water to not kill you now.

>>89587658
Please and that pussy clark kent is superman too right? or how about that test pilot whom i pretty sure is mentally disabled, who crashed a ferris aircraft is green lantern. Just admit that you're wrong dammit.

>I activate the room lights with the switch by my headboard
>I am already fully dressed and in a suit
>I am not actually laying down
>The bed itself has been replaced by a clever facsimile, and is in reality a shell that rolls away to reveal a dining table set for two
>The first course, salmon fishcakes with a horseradish sauce served alongside ginger slaw, is already on the table
>"Have a seat, Mr. Wayne. You're just in time, the roast duck will be ready any minute."

>>89587659
Obviously

Who the hell is Bruce Wayne!?

>>89580702
Isn't he that one sports reporter from The Daily Planet? Not the show the newspaper.

>>89587855
Just making seen too many people die from that mistake. Fucking gotham man i tell ya.

Can I make merchandise of the Batman or do I have to actually talk to the Batman? Like can I sell shirt with him on it or maybe a mug or do I actually have to give him money?

>>89587998
Naw you good. You can even merchandise his enemies and friends just look at the fast joint inspired by him to see what i mean. I also hear they got good fries.

>>89588086
I'll make some of the Batman but FUCK making merchandise of the Joker! I ain't going to mess with that

>>89587892
Nah he's that guy constantly trying to steal some of Lois Lane's fame by working Superman jobs with her

>>89588086
Be careful a cousin went to a batman themed joint only to die from Joker Toxin in the burgers, Joker apparently opened the place for a giggle.

>>89588177
Does he also creep around that intern?I think it was Jimmy?

>>89588210
That's the guy. Some farmboy from Nebraska or something, wants to make it big I imagine.

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Guys I found this in my pillow case. He's not coming after me right?! I mean, I live all the way in central city, what's he want with me!?

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>>89588280
It was probably Trickster, he likes to fuck with people some times. Think of him as a less batshit, pardon the pun, insane Joker. You should know him by now if you live in Central.

>>89588156
This is why you're going to fail in business not taking enough risks. Just give him a good amount of doe for him to buy some "toys" and buy some excellent lawyers for him to make sure he doesn't get the death penalty the insane excuse can't work forever. That it's less likely for him to kill you and him might even proclaim you under his protection from the other psychopaths to keep you're benefits around longer. That or if you're sex game is strong you could try that i hear harley over him nowadays.

>>89588385
>Not selling Merch off ALL of the Gotham Baddies
It's like you hate money.

>>89588450
What i said about the joker will work for any of the other baddies out there fella i just thought i wouldn't need to say it my mistake.

>>89588385
I final see if I can get the Joker into a toy deal. Hopefully he doesn't try to kill me when I say that his toy line may not be in the first wave but he will definitely being a special edition. The most he's probably going to get in the first wave is an action figure and his car the rest will come with like maybe a joker lair or something.

Lawyer idea isn't that bad I'll actually see if I can get someone, maybe that Kirby guy to help make an agreement.

>>89588450
>>89588521
>>89588550
Also anybody know the popularity of the rogues these day i been thinking about a central city food chain with them and the flash as the mascots but i don't know.

>>89580252
>once the theory gets put out people will soon connect the dots.

Batman has saved Bruce Wayne before, shit was even filmed.

>>89580248
>You state how Batman has such advanced tech that Bruce could afford

You know who else could afford it? That Luthor guy. You going to say he's Batman too?

>>89588878
Luthor does seem to to have a hate boner for supers so it make sense.

>>89588878
>>89589037
Meant supes.

>live in small town
>at some point word gets out that Superman came from there
>place starts getting attacked regularly

Fucking bullshit, I moved to this place to avoid this garbage. I'd try moving again but with my luck the place I'll go to will end up being revealed as where Wonder Woman actually came from or some dumb shit, and just try to find a small town with jobs other than minimum wage retail shit.

>>89588801
uh
what

>>89588521
Would that plant lady even care? I mean as long as your factories, stores, etc weren't fucking with plants.

>>89589091
That's it! We're moving back to Gotham!

>>89589214
Eh for her I'll just sell flower seeds

>>89589214
Fair point but if i were to say offer my resources to her cause, offer protection for endangered plant life while also offering lawyers because death sentence in exchange for protection. I'll have a meta on my side a very powerful one at that and who knows maybe we would even become friends for a bit. Also maybe have her help me make secret artificial salads and other vegan foods with a secret super addictive ingredient if you catch my drift for those vegans and salad eaters bucks so you know she won't fucking kill me for selling plant life as food.

>>89589416
>You sell unborn children? REVENGE!

>>89589523
Sell Ivy-Brand Veal, it would be great and she won't be pissed off.

>>89589554
Do you know how much land has to be turned into farmland in order to both raise the deer and to raise the plants to feed them all?

>>89589584
>Raising the deer
>Not using Luther-tech to just flash-clone them

>>89589584
Not the same anon im this one >>89589523
while no i don't know but i'm sure she does and i sure she would come up with a different but still profitable solution in order to keep the benefits i would be offering her have to put a little trust in you're employees for a successful business.

So we all know Ivy loves plants, anyone know her opinion on Fungi? Cause we could sell mushrooms and stuff.

>>89589833
Fungi probably counts to her as plant life though if i could hire her i could ask for you. Also you think penguin would want to partner up i don't how he feel's about fast food chains but maybe i could offer him some protection from joker and ivy if things with the business will a little at least there still psychos after all so there only so much a could reign them in.

>>89589956
Meant to type work out after business

>>89579844
>He keeps his mouth exposed as Batman. They have the same mouth.

How in the hell do we know he's not some giant Bat wearing a flimsy mansuit?

Have you seen this world lately? A guy who's basically a sewer gator in soggy trackpants tried to become a mob boss a few summers back and back before I moved to Metropoli,s a creep in a pink gimp suit kept groping the life outta people. GROPING...THEIR LIFEFORCES OUT.

>>89579585
Implying that one of his psychopathic villains doesn't horribly murder you, your family, your dog, your cat, anyone who has petted your cat, and the grocery store clerk who stocks the shelf of cat food you bought for the cat all because you decided to ruin their fun by revealing Batman's identity.

Revealing Batman's Identity would be the least of your problems once people realize you got close enough to find it out in the first place.

>reveal Batman's identity with concrete, undeniable proof
>now you have the Joker coming after you for reducing his main enemy to a mere man

>>89579825
I know right. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire if he wanted to fight crime all he would have to do it throw some of his pocket change at the police and a few social programs. Why would someone like that dress up as a bat and beat up crack heads? Nope he is a spoiled rich punk like a male Paris Hilton not a masked crime fighter.

>>89590508
>like a male Paris Hilton
Considering Wayne's age it's more like Hilton is a female Bruce Wayne.

>>89585693
Only one rule: it can't go to the same person twice.

>>89589193

Superman can and has pretended to be Batman many times. It's not that hard for him to do. Hell, Batman the Brave and the Bold had a bit where they both played the other just to fuck with Lex.