Ha Hah! Hey there /co/, got any Disney, Marvel and/or Star Wars

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Mickey cute

>>89574295
Clarice isn't featured in American parks often enough.

I lowkey kinda wanna fuck Mickey t b h

>>89575014
Thanks ;)

>>89576278
>Clarice
We'll get to the bottom of this ASAP.

>>89576366
....Oh my.

You'll probably have to fight Minnie if you want that to happen.

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>>89574295
I do actually MISTER mouse

EXPLAIN THIS!

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>>89578371
Ummmmmm

Wellllll

You seeeeeee

(creates smokescreen)

BUY OUR MERCH!!!

>>89578267
>bottom
Very relevant

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Eat a dick you worthless rodent, I hope Bugs Bunny kicks your ass..

>>89574295
Yeah, I have one. Disney needs to kick Perlmutter out of Marvel Entertainment and put Kevin Feige (or anyone he thinks would be a competent leader if he's not willing to do the job) in charge of it. As an added bonus, Marvel Entertainment and Marvel Studios can merge back together again.

>>89574295
Copyright law.

>>89574295
Duck you for canceling The Clone Wars

>>89578314
Can't I just fuck both though?

>>89580350
Hoho

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>>89580316
We had no other choice, Cartoon Network is a rival network and we needed a new commodity for a channel we rebranded.

Also, Watch Star Wars Rebels! Only on Disney XD

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>>89580285
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>89579869
The closest thing I can think that resembles that organ are hot dogs, and I love those.

Also me and Bugs have settled our differences long ago, personally I'm worried how his life is gonna be now that he's gonna be owned by a telecommunications company.

>>89580238
And start a hissy fit from alt-righters on social mediums?

Yeah right, he'll probably kick the bucket pretty soon anyways.

Also, we'll merge Marvel Studios back with Marvel Entertainment when the money well runs out.

>>89574295

The only KH-related addition to Disney parks was that soulless Sora face character.

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>>89580475
My body is ready, Mickey.

Mickey, please actually give a shit about what's happening in the comics and hire real talent. Not these faggots they pulled off of Tumblr.

>>89581059
We're deeply sorry about this.

You see, the reason behind the lack of KH in our parks is because THOSE FUCKING GODDAMN JAPS AT SQUARE HAVE SPENT GOD KNOW HOW FUCKING LONG ON KH3 THAT WE REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING THAT RELATES TO THEM IN OUR PARKS UNTIL TILL THEY GET THAT GODDAMN GAME IN STORE. I'M SO FUCKING CLOSE TO NUKING THEM IF THEY DELAY IT YET AGAIN.

Oh my....

I might have loss my cool there. Anyways, we'll see what we can do, but please remember other park businesses take a higher priority.

>>89581259
Strap in.

You're about to find out the real reason behind the name Steamboat Willie.

>>89581347
Do you realize how many stories we're making so far?

We have no other choice but to reel in Tumblrites. Talent is hard to find in a niche business, and we honestly prefer money.

Also we liking seeing how these "writers" egos inflate, thinking they're somehow changing the world even though they work in a sector of one of the largest entertainment corporations, it amuses me.

>>89581945
>Talent is hard to find in a niche business, and we honestly prefer money
You just lost a customer, i will never buy you again and will make sure everyone knows what you just read

>>89574295
Stop ruining my childhood!

>>89582081
I'm not sure what you are referring to?

But all of our movies are available in some form of media, in essence, your childhood is still there, I haven't ruined anything.

>>89581515
The Buster Keaton film?

Yeah, get rid of this 'Moon Girl' crap and put Devil Dinosaur back with Moon Boy where he belongs.

>>89582292
Shut up Boco. Mickey, change everything at Marvel /except/ for what Boco says. He deserves to suffer.

>>89582414

Oh, is that so, eh? Well then, I sure hope they don't put Bendis as writer for every single comic Marvel publishes!

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>>89582517
Boco you bastard, shut up!

>>89582058
>make sure everyone knows what you just read

Yeah can't wait for those reactions. I'm sure they'll be toooootaaaalllllllly shocked.

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>>89574295
Hello Mickey, I really admire what your company has made for animation, and how hard Walt worked to get his first movies like Snow White going.

You guys were pioneers and an influence to a lot of good stuff that came after.

>>89574295
WHERE'S MY KINGDOM HEARTS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, DISNEY?

WHERE IS IT

GIVE IT TO ME

NOW

>>89582649
Boco, keep going. It's the only way to kill Stan.

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>>89583090
Awwwwww

Thanks anon

>>89582239
I was talking bout my dick

>>89574295
Fuck you Mister Mouse your superiority will be your downfall

>>89583253
The new Mickey shorts are GOAT.

What will it take to get you to fix the comics? I will literally sell my soul.

>>89580896
>And start a hissy fit from alt-righters on social mediums?

No, I was thinking more for his crappy business practices that alienated Feige and Marvel Studios, kept his employees miserable, and caused Marvel Comics to bring you diminishing returns. About the only thing he's been somewhat involved in post-MS-split and done right is the Netflix shows. When I was complaining about him, I wasn't thinking about his friendship with and campaign donations to Trump.

>Yeah right, he'll probably kick the bucket pretty soon anyways.
>Also, we'll merge Marvel Studios back with Marvel Entertainment when the money well runs out.

Okay, fair enough. Plus, wasn't Perlmutter tapped for becoming part of Trump's administration under Veterans' Affairs or something (not as an outright secretary)? I don't think he's capable of juggling Marvel AND the VA (either legally or personally).

>>89583207

This is related >>89581461

We'll give it to you WHEN SQUARE RELEASES KINGDOM HEARTS 3!

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Mickey, do you really need to be so edgy?

>>89583347
It's good to be King.

>>89583347
It's a blunt object, Yoda's fucking retarded for not finishing it right then and there. What's Mickey gonna do? Nudge him to death?

>>89583253
Yeah Yeah,

Keep telling yourself that while I install my new golden fountain.

>>89583439
How will be the next Duck Tales?

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Take the shorts off.

>>89583314
I know a certain someone you can sell your soul to.

He'll probably give you the ability to write and draw.

And from there, you can apply for Marvel.

>>89583653
Bendis + Liefield?

>>89583653
Disney confirmed for having a Satanist agenda?

Disney confirmed for being the Illuminati?

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>>89583460
We hope you all like it.

We at Disney certainly do.

There's a lot of talent behind it.

>>89583502
This is a blue board anon.

Go to /aco/ if you're that desperate.

>>89583400
How many princesses have you slept with?

>>89583328
We are well aware of his previous actions and from my understanding, not even the government can get him out of Marvel.

I'm honestly not sure why I still keep him around. I lose track of things when I swim in cash.

>>89583844
All of them

>>89584003
I'm telling Minnie on you!

>>89584214
It's all good though.

She slept with all the princes

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>>89582292
Why settle for a Moon Boy when you can have a.... Moon Man.