You are now an employee at the Chum Bucket. There are no other

>>89556660

stop lying to myself and drop the H

Go and order a Krabby Patty at one point.
Bring it to my boss, Plankton.
???
Profit

>>89556932
What if they know you work there?

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>>89556660
>There are no other options
Suicide is always an option.

>>89556660
Smash Plankton and take control of the Chum Bucket.
Do smear/boycott/sabotage campaigns to Krusty Krab
Listen more to Karen's opinions because she is a supercomputer after all.
Change the restaurant's name (Don't tell me nobody knows what Chum means in this shitty ass city)

>>89557121
If no one ever goes there, how would they know?

Besides, Krabs can't refuse a paying customer.

>>89557272
The Chum Bucket is in front of the Krusty Krab tho.

>>89557121
I remember Karen buying one without problems at one point in the show.

>>89556660
Monetize plankton's inventions instead of having him waste his scientific and engineering skills on trying to become a successful independent burger joint.

>>89557247
>Implying Karen would allow you to harm her husband like that in the first place.

>>89556660
erase the 'h' from the name.

>>89557405
This.

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>>89557405

>>89557458
>not cucking plankton
>not selling the secondary effects of color burgers as a "feature" and cucking krabs out of business

>>89557536
I may be pragmatic but I draw lines at cucking anyone.

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>>89557583

>>89557583
Your loss then.

>>89557247
>Do smear/boycott/sabotage campaigns to Krusty Krab
Like what?

>>89557405
His inventions are shit though

I'd probably start by not serving fish dead fish slop.

>>89557754
they're only shit shit when used against the plot armored secret formula

>text captcha is route route

>>89557339
Go to the Krusty Krab before you start work then

Cook the shit for the correct amount of time.

>>89559754
What's the correct amount of time to cook chum?

>>89557405
What, and ruin the plot?

>>89559791
>Cook the shit
Can't you read? He's planning to sell parts of himself.

Move the restaurant so it's not across the street from its more successful competitor

>>89559900
How long are you supposed to cook shit before eating it?

>>89559889
>spongebob
>plot

>>89556660
Tell plankton to start making, you know, normal food? Like I get he wants to make krabby patties but he could start by making a normal burger, that shit isn't a secret

>>89557720
>" Krusty Krab unfair! Mr Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession plotting his oppression!"

>>89560253
Krusty Krab Funfair? Neat!

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>>89560253
I don't get to use this often enough