>"Ice is his life" but proceeds to fall for the

>>89529529
I think it's weird that he and Elsa almost never interact with eachother. Not even in that stupid special.

>Know a guy for one day
>Being together is stupid
>Know a guy for two days
>Love of a lifetime
Yeah, this movie is stupid. Disney was trying to make fun of their own trope by saying no to the first love interest and then they fell right back into the very thing they were making fun of with the second love interest.

>>89529529
When i first saw the trailers of the movie i was like "Okay so the Hans guy is the redhead's boyfriend and they meet this guy who likes ice and he bang the ice sister"

>>89529649
There was a sizeable timeskip before they even kissed and that was literally all we saw, what fucking movie did you watch?

>>89529529
>opposites attract tumblrshit opinions
How did this opinion ever become mainstream thinking anyway? How many couples actually lived happily with zero or extremely little common?

>>89529698
It's Disney anon. It's pretty obvious that Kristoff and Anna are in it forever now and they realized their undying feelings for eachother in a matter of two days.

>>89529529
Dude's got a royal warrant for his business and bears an official position within the palace household, does it really matter if he's banging the idiot redhead?

>>89529529
It obviously illustrates how he through self discovery manages to come out of his shell to reinvent himself, Anna is a symbol for his new found sense of self and how it's still related to his former life of ice even though it's different and provides his life with love and meaning.

>>89529654
This movie should have been way darker. Perhaps, near Nonrandom levels. That would have been interesting but Disney will never make another movie like that again.

>>89529911
Kristoff was more or less fine the way he was though, and Anna already had Elsa for that story plot.

>>89529529
>>89529753

>inb4 opposites attract

They do, to an extent. They introduce each other to new experiences. It's also convenient for multiple reasons, so that you know you can live with differing opinions (go on /adv/ right now and count hom many threads are 'wahhh, my partner said or did something, and I can't relate therefore we can't talk), and you'll always be able to manage time both with and without each other by excercising shared and singular hobbies.

That being said, this doesn't mean Mr Hippy McShaggy the beefcake vegan should fuck Blondie 'my family fled germany for the right reasons, honest' Grueberbraum. No matter how hot it might be

>>89529649

Disney already made a movie about that... Enchanted I think it was? It was surprisingly decent. Princess leaves handsome prince for someone she actually knows and likes, and his significant other fucks the prince.

Also Wormtail tells the evil queen to fuck off, writes a book about his life and earns fame and fortune.

>>89530036
>Disney already made a movie about that
True, but they were promoting Frozen for having the same exact thing and where Enchanted actually worked, Frozen seems entirely superficial.

>>89530036
This sounds like typical Disney bullshit though. The quiet socially awkward man needs to be saved from his self imposed loneliness buy the cute, naive, loudmouth who wants to save her sister.

Besides, there didn't seem to be much in the way of romance between them until those fucking useless and insufferable trolls started planting the seeds into their heads.

>>89529529
This movie should have been two sisters against a world that doesn't understand Elsa's powers. There was no need for a stupid love story or a half assed villain like Hans.

>>89530036
You have to at least have a slimier believe struct or or interests that draws two people together in the first place, and then they start discovering new ideas and perceptions thought one another. It doesn't work if they literally have zero in common, and to top it off, the list of interests these characters have are few making it even more bullshit that Anna and Kristoff are romantic.

If they had just remained really good friends instead of having the retarded love story It would have been a lot more believable.

>>89530586
Fucking phone auto-correct shit.

>>89530449
If his chin and nose weren't so big I would fap to this picture.

>>89530398
The movie should have stuck to the original idea of Elsa teetering between being the movie's villain or another protagonist.

>>89529576
He never talks about Elsa's ice powers after he mentions the castle either.

>>89530657
This. She should have been a semi villein. It would have made sense after being locked away in that fucking tower for almost her entire childhood.

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>>89529529
>opposites attract
>tumblrshit

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>>89529576
They do a bit.
Elsa thinks he's an uncultured, unhygienic idiot and he knows it, as acknowledged through Svenvoice.

>>89530800
It's one of the excuse tumblrcunts use to justify none canon parings that don't make a lick of sense even in crossover or hypothetical situations base on their actual characters.

>>89530398
That sounds like an Elsanna fanfic though.
>stupid love story
let me guess, you're salty Kristoff exists, making Anna canonically interested in men and in a Disney True Love Forever Romance with one, which gets in the way of your crackship?

>>89530993
I hated that special. It made Elsa look like a bitch and made her powers completely inconsistent.

>>89531055
No, I actually like Kristoff a lot as a character. I just felt that the love story was a tacked on mess that the main narrative could have done without.

>>89531055
>That sounds like an Elsanna fanfic though.
>Two sister standing up for eachother though bigotry of Elsa's pwers ala Xmen = Incest fanfiction
Sure is tumblr is here

>>89530993
>It figures she would think that considering she barely seems to know him.

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>>89531014
>the excuse tumblrcunts use

>>89529576

Elas knows Kris means well, but she finds him to be a boor, andvthey have nothing in common.

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>>89531905

He also got Elsa accused of being racist.

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>>89532006

Why the fuck would you put Kris in charge of a cultural display?

>>89532045

To be totally fair, the book they read was outdated.

>>89532045
He's a native sami so he knows all about the ways of the savages

>>89532045
The locals try to make you feel like home, shit on them calling them copycats. Elsa should just send them eternal winter

>>89529529
Duh

That's why Kristelsa is and has been the best ship

>>89532006
>>89532045
>throwing a fit at a welcoming party
Ungrateful coloreds

>>89532451

Is any Disney Princess more OP than Queen Elsa?

>>89532006
>>89532045

>all that embarrassment

Damn, Elsa must have cucked Kris so hard that night and made him watch.

>>89532647

I really can't recall any that would even come close to her let alone the snowmen she can create.

Elsa might as well be a god to them.

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>>89532860

What if he's into that. This looks like the face of a guy who enjoys what he sees.

>>89532647

>can freeze people into solid blocks of magic ice

>can bend the entire climate to her will

>can make everything from clothing to buildings in a blink

>can create actual living, sapient beings with their own wills

Her mortality is pretty much the only thing stopping her from being an ice goddess.

>>89532647

Are any of the Disney Princesses even strong?

Most if not all of them are just regular human tier.

>>89533374
>ywn be ruled over by a tyrannical ice goddess
>ywn beg and pray for her not to freeze your crops and starve you to death
>ywn beg and scrape gratefully when she says you'll live another year
>ywn be conscripted into her legion to fight and die for her

>>89533762

Her body is still flesh and blood so there's a chance to kill her before things get out of hand.

But if someone kills Anna, everyone's fucked.

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This is why Hansu-chan is a god tier husbando.

>>89533728

I know that Rapunzel has healing powers and Moana gets help from the ocean.

The latter is really unreliable, though. They never did answer why the ocean's help was so spotty.

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>>89533762

>needing a human army when you can spawn a legion of unkillable ice golems.

>>89534241
>>89533762
>>89533866
>>89533374

Stuff like this makes me realize just how much the world dodged a bullet that Elsa is a good person.

>>89530993
That's all just for face. Ever since they bonded over a love for ice, Kristoff has been sipping that royal chalice in secret. Elsa speaks a good game but she needs a man who ain't afraid to handle the cold.

>>89534327
Eventually Anna finds out. Threesome into open relationship

>>89534327
Become a writefag and make this fic happen.

>>89534316

We're lucky she's very chill

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Disney is BRILLIANT.

Like, how do you market a whole movie based on love between two women and not make normies upset?

You make them sisters.

>>89534316
>implying that Elsa isn't currently in the midst of all out war against Britain

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>>89534327

>>89534747

A-KA's art is too good.

>>89529529
Theres always that porno where he tricks elsa into letting him fuck her cause he tricks her into thinking her sis can't get pregnant.

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Who could possibly turn down literal perfection?

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I love her.

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HANS THREAD. NOW.

>>89535522

MAKE YOUR OWN, ASSHOLE.

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>>89535555

>>89529529
I mean if you get to the point where "ice is your life" does anything really matter anymore

>>89531651
>tumblrcunt getting triggered

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I came back you tumblrcunts

>>89529529
Just because Kristoff is a snowphile doesn't mean that Elsa is. He'd probably bore her out of her mind if he gassed on about ice.

>>89530319
>The quiet socially awkward man needs to be saved from his self imposed loneliness buy the cute, naive, loudmouth who wants to save her sister.

I'd like to see a genderflip of this Disney style

>>89535426
She's a literal retard. You're attracted to girls with downs, anon.

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>that badly animated lego special
>wasnt even the same style as the typical lego animtions
>as if it was done by a completely different studio


>that time kristoff unironically said the term "mansplain"

>>89535426
Her hair is just awful. Who thought it would be wise to give a character who is supposed to be warm & perky washed red hair? Doesn't look natural in the slightest.

>>89529576
Elsa isn't real, she's just a delusion that Anna holds as a way to control her powers

>>89532647
I think she's even more powerful than a lot of the villains.

>>89531074
>made her powers completely inconsistent

For real though, where the fuck did dress making come from?

I'm willing to let a lot of shit slide, even the "can create fucking life" shit, but all of a sudden she can magic up dresses for Anna to wear? I know she made one in the movie, but I assumed it was an ice dress or some shit.