Now you listen to me Aaron. You don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? Won't do you a damn bit of good. And the nude mags. You're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyways. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath and the girls will run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock TV shirts, or hip hop gear, or anything like that. Arcade games, pick out one that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brai- are, are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you!
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HEY KID
I'M A COMPUTER
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'help computer
OH I DON'T WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAANT A PICKLE
I believe I knew your mother son.
fuckin old school
Hey guys, hey y'know it's funny these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good?
They wake up the next day and they're on fire!
Who wants a body massage?
Last one there is a penis pump!
>YOU - YOU'RE THE RINGLEADER
>Look at all your different colored hats!
>It's such a wonderful experience here with the Indian