>that time pearl and the gems kicked out steven of the crystal

>That time Steven got kicked out of the Crystal Gem's for selling naked photoes of them to townies

>>89512822
Pretty amethyst would be okay with that

>That time Steven got kicked out of the Crystal Gem's for selling crushed up gems mutants as "real life crack"

>>89514110
>for selling crushed up gems mutants as "real life crack"
This would be a good plot for a nore mature steven universe episode

>That time Steven renounced Judaism because Jesus told him he was going to hell.

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>that time steven tried to awkwardly molest peridot after Connie dumped him

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>>89514432
Accurate as fuck.
https://youtu.be/Zu1WNNPvrkY?t=15s

>>89511797
Why is Pearl holding a flesh light?

>>89514616
If you think about it Gems are flesh lights.

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>>89511797
Magic isn't real.

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>>89514616
Amethyst told her it was a tool to communicate with Rose.

>>89514432
But steven wouldnt side with the bad guy

>>89514685
>pearl puts her nose in it without knowing its been used

>>89511797
>Pearl will never turn her hand in a fleshlight to satisfy you sexually without any risks of impregnating her

>>89515809
Aslong as she doesnt create a womb shell be fine

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>>89515261
>pearl puts her nose in it knowing its been used

>>89517156
>Pearl develops a fetish for snorting cum

>>89517184
Stop adding new fetishes into my mind!

>>89511797
It'd be better if it was Pearl's skin color.

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>>89514546
>Fernando drawing SU fanart

>>89511797
what ever happened to gnomeno? i enjoyed they're peridot art