>"Rolf does not love you, Nazz girl" What did

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>>89510251
Rolf is a worldly soul; he knows that all the other boys crush on Nazz, but the son of a shepherd has eyes only for Wilfred.

Oh-ho! Spindle-shanks Nazz-girl would make a fine mate for Victor, yes?

>>89510251
Is this why they gave Rolf a gay love interest in that one fancomic? Honestly I could see him more as asexual, especially with the whole Valentines day episode.

>>89510518
Rolf always struck as someone who would eventually marry not out of love, just out of a desire to spread his seed so that he could have a son of a shepard of his own one day.

>>89510518
>character doesn't like a girl
>huuur duuur assexual

EVERY TIME!

Rolf probably wants a girl like the ones from his country.

>>89510251
He doesn't like city girls
>>89510518
Seeing how old-fashion he is, I'm assuming he will get an arranged marriage.

>>89510518
Rolf would probably be into a woman who could work with him as a farmhand I in-between pregnancies to pop out more farmhands.
Now, of the five girls in the franchise, does that describe ANY of them?

>>89510251
Rolf knows how dangerous the pussy game is.
He remind me of Heavy from TF2.

>>89510798
>does that describe any of them?
Yes jimmy

>>89510798
Lee Kanker?

>>89511084
>Redhead canker girl has wide hips and strong back, would make excellect wife for Rolf!

>You coming on to me farmboy?

>>89510873
Rolf confirmed for mgtow

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>>89511084
Interesting consideration. What would happen if you took the farm bred, old world, country meat 'n potatoes 'n you don't wanna know of Rolf and mixed it with the new age, trailer trash, if it's doesn't give you heartburn it's not worth eating style of Lee Kanker?

>>89510251
He be ballin'

>>89511447
Didn't she once flirt with Rolf?

>"I love a man in uniform."

DeviantArt tier Ed Edd n Eddy autism is both shameful and comfy. Also nostalgic.

>>89510829
i love mentally reading the fag'sspeech with a michael clarke duncan voice