Good news, everyone!
I've invented a device that makes you read this in my voice!
>>89509944
Dammit
>>89509944
>I've
>>89509944
OH YEAH?
Well bite my shiny metal ass
you old fart
>>89509944
I invented a device that makes you read this
>in a different voice
Fuck
>>89509971
And the problem is?
>>89509944
Not if I've trained myself to read everything with your image in Danny Devito's voice!
>>89509971
Are you actually criticising using contractions?
Please neck yourself.
>>89509944
Heeeeeeeey motherfuckers, guess who just read this in my VOICE! WUBBALUBBDUBDUB
>>89509944
Far out. This is heavy, Doc.