You think THAT'S bad? Remember the time I was in a

Leviticus 18:22
>like the flowers which spring from the earth on God's command, Stewie from Fox's hit animated comedy Family Guy is gay

>>89479564
I had to google Jack Chick to see whether this was pro or anti gay. That seems to be a running theme when your only argument is "this person is gay"

>>89479609
The Bible is full of opinions of modern animated sitcoms
144:1
Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, Simpsons just isn't that good after Season 9.

>>89479744
Ephesians 6:3
>Trust in the LORD with all your heart and American Dad will be reborn on TBS

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>>89479564
It will only get worse. Soon people will see homosexuality as not just normal but better than heretrosexuality. Then they will outlaw different gender marriage.

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>>89479834
You think THATS bad remember......
[Spoiler] wait, no, that one's pretty bad

>>89479564
You know what's funny
We actually have transitioning toddlers now
The way the world is going it's no wonder most western women have become barren

Is that really the worst thing about Family Guy to him? The baby is ambiguously gay?

>>89479928
stop being paranoid

you can't change what someone is attracted to
one way or the other

also, nobody would pass a law that would automatically lead to the extinction of humanity

>>89480028
at least the Slavic master race will finally be able to take over

>>89479609
>>89479744
>>89479888
Psalms 7:11
God is a righteous judge, And a God who has indignation every day. Also Jimmy Pesto is a tool

>>89479928
>>89480028
>>89480127
/pol/ snuck in

>>89479564
From the thumbnail I thought this was the comic about Peter talking about how Bleach is an awful manga, even when compared to Naruto or One Piece

>>89480167
Deuteronomy 28:20
>The LORD will send on you curses, confusion and rebuke in everything you put your hand to, until you are destroyed and come to sudden ruin because of cancelling KOTH for Cleveland Show

>>89480201
>snuck in
/pol/ is omnipresent, don't fight it.

>>89479564
>family watching Famil Guy on a big screen TV
>50 years ago, this would have been unthinkable!
No fucking duh, Family Guy wouldn't have existed 50 years ago and LED TV's wouldn't even be thought of to watch it on. How can they think of watching both?

His dead soul should be ashamed over this obvious anachronism.

>>89480101
>you can't change what someone is attracted to
With shock therapy anything's possible

>>89479673
>I had to google Jack Chick
... Seriously?

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>>89479834
Urge to kill myself rising…

>>89479834
Peter, Chris, and Stewie are abominations, but although I hate to admit it, Lois and Meg actually kinda look cute here

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>>89480285
When everything is /pol/, then nothing will be.

>>89479564

Genesis 32:24-26

24 So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak.

25 When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob’s hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man.

26 Then the man said, “AHH.” and did that thing where you suck air in through your teeth, and then he said "Ahh!" and did that thing where you suck air in through your teeth. And he did this long enough that it was no longer funny.

>>89480201
Pol was inside of you all along anon
If everything you don't like is pol then you must be pol yourself

>>89480295
if that was true, gay reformation camps would not have a 100% failure rate

>>89480371
What is wrong with you?

>Biblical morality:
>Homosexuality should be a crime punishable by death.

>Secular morality:
>Homosexuals should be free to live their lives how they want, just like everyone else.

Keep that in mind when religious fundamentalists talk about how in the "end times" good will be considered evil and evil will be considered good.

>>89480472
>Not shocking them to death
They were doing it all wrong, the bastards

>>89479673
>I had to google Jack Chick
Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.

This is the next generation of /co/. Around here it's like saying you had to google Stan Lee.

>>89480485
Shocking them? What are you an Electric-type? You're supposed to be stoning them to death.

>>89480488
That's a bit of a false equivalence.

Maybe he's not from a bible thumping state where you can walk into any gas station bathroom and find a Chick tract.

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>Lev says eating and touching pork is bad
>Christians eat pork
>Lev says men sleeping with men is bad
>Christians hate lesbians

>>89480803
No that's for adulterous wife

>>89480485
>>89480803
You guys are fucking idiots. You're supposed to put them in gas chambers, fairy types are weak against poison

>>89480474
To be fair shit also gets a lot worse in their other ideas of evil.
>>89480822
Nah it's more likely he doesn't post on /co/ which is why he doesn't know of Chick Tracts which have threads constantly

>Satan dishes out super powers to those who spread his name
>God does literally nothing for us in our mortal coil
>Realize Satan could help advance humanity like nobody's business
>Satanic Moon and Mars colonies within the century

This is why the Christian faith doesn't make sense to me. If one really dished out super natural powers a huge portion of the world would be exploiting it. The goat industry would be booming too.

>>89480959
Because Satan's superpowers would probably result in human suffering and in the end you get to suffer for all eternity.

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>>89480879
>Lev says eating and touching pork is bad
That's because he never ate saucisson

>>89481010

What's eternity though? When time doesn't matter, bliss and suffering are all equal.

>Satan wouldn't be on board for spiting God by pushing humans along the technology track
>Having humanity jump ship and praise him all day
>Implying our modern capitalist culture wouldn't want powers in the now and care about repercussions later.

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>>89480473
he's been infected, he's turning into one of them now, we have to put him down, for his own sake.

>>89480959
>>89481010
What you are both referring to comes from the Faust legend. In truth Satan doesn't grant anyone powers in bargaining for their soul. Rather he just temps people.

>>89480879
Pork stopped giving people trichinosis.
Sodomy went from prolapsing anuses and spreading syphilis, to giving lethal AIDs.

If that's not heavenly clarification, I don't know what is, fag.

>>89479564
>>50 years ago, this would have been unthinkable!

I agree, as show as shitty as FG would have never been tolerated 50 years ago.

>>89480880
Oh, you're right. I was thinking of Islam.

>>89481072
says who? why can't existence just keep ducking for all eternity

>>89480332
Do it

>>89481121
>what is the Flintstones
really, the biggest difference between now and then is the greater number of alternatives we have today.

>>89481121
>>89481806

I think the biggest point should be that there were lots of things unthinkable 50 years ago. One very important thing is Blacks having rights.

>>89481010
not if you repent and accept jesus before death

then you get all of Satan's gifts, and don't have to pay him back

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>>89482045
actually those last 5 week
regarding probably okay. And maybe the injuns

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>>89480282
Now THIS I can believe.

>>89482030
truly repent and accept Christ. The kind of asshole who would accept the devil into his heart for a spaceship doesn't seem the type. Also unexpected death which is probably like 66% of deaths

>>89482081
But what was this an aligory for?

>>89479834
Why are these people so bad at puns?

>>89481089
Straight sex gives AIDS too, Cletus.

>>89483149
If you're fucking a junkie, a nigger, or a monkey.
Which is also a bad idea.
Stop putting baby makers in shit expulsion units.

>>89480879
>Mix up christians and jewish

Weak bait

>>89482163
Post-cold war Russia.

>>89483202
Don't you have a Klan meeting soon, Cletus?

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>>89479564
Not the first Jack Stan's claimed, and unfortunately not the last.

>>89480488
/co/ has the most offsiters joining here from reddit and tumblr.

We opened up every orifice from here to Germany to them.

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The last show you watched is now a family guy cutaway. How does it go?

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>>89480887
Kek

>>89480295
As long as you only want to change somebody's preference to 'potato', sure

>>89480295
Shock therapy doesn't make you straight it creates negative reinforcement every time you feel attraction to the same sex which deters you from looking at them. It's pretty cruel actually. It usually leads to intense self loathing and suicide.

>>89484053
Wow, I always knew it was fucked up, I just never knew exactly why. I learn something new everyday.

>>89481010
Couple things that have always confused me about the Satan God dichotomy

>Wouldn't Satan reward people for doing bad things? Isn't that was he wants people to do?

>If Satan is punishing wicked people isn't he doing the Lords work? What did God do with sinners before Satan created Hell?

>>89484107
Did you never watch A Clockwork Orange?

>>89483737
Peter: "That's sadder than when Buffy the Vampire Slayer died for the 23rd time!"

>>89484125
I'm no theologian, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure God made Hell for Satan to suffer in for all eternity, and Satan tempts people to sin so they would suffer with him.

>>89484326
Shit, I really wasn't paying attention in religious studies, I never even heard of sheol, the great lovecraftian eyeball worm.

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>>89484125
>Wouldn't Satan reward people for doing bad things? Isn't that was he wants people to do?

He does want people to do bad things, but those bad things are the reward themselves. Satan just persuades people to do bad things.

>If Satan is punishing wicked people isn't he doing the Lords work?

You are correct in this, which is strange because the goal on Satan's side of things is just to separate souls from God by having them break Gods commandments in life. He's just sort of sadistic like that.

>What did God do with sinners before Satan created Hell?

Nothing, there was neither a hell or a heaven, just sheol. It was basically like hades. It's never mentioned who created hell. Only that Jesus was the first to speak about it.

Pic related. It's one interpretation of sheol.

>>89484326
I thought all souls went to heaven before Satan was cast out. Then he took the form of a snake and tempted Adam and Eve to break the Lord's command.

As punishment they too were cast out of paradise. Something like that.

Discussing theoloical texts is like discussing ghosts or time travel. It unravels cuz it doesn't make a lick of sense.

>>89484393
Whether or not it's a worm is unknown. We only know that it is a beast with an ever gaping mouth and that it's in water.

These still piss me off. I haven't worked in the food industry in a while but getting tipped in Chick comics and false/counterfeit $20 bills with Bible verses on them made me hate working Wednesdays and Sundays in Texas. Black Christians wouldn't give you anything. White Christians would just get your hopes up for no reason.

>>89484443
This is the cosmology of Judaism.

Basically Sheol is a place underground where the dead would toil like they did in life. It later became a hell where you're in a prison in the mouth of a giant monster in water where you serve a sentence for your sins. By then the notion of heaven existed. Well, heaven always sort of existed but it was only for God and his angels.

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>>89484529
Man, I am screwing up left and right. Here it is.

Since nobody knows how Satan works:
>Satan was an angel who offended God (I think for not respecting mankind, but that might just be from paradise lost)
>Satan is punished for eternity in Hell
>Satan DOES NOT rule Hell
>Satan tempts mortals to sin, not because he loves evil or some shit, but because misery loves company and he wants others to suffer with him
Being "an angent of satan" or whatever the fuck is just silly. You trade finite gain for infinite suffering. If you don't believe in God or Satan in the first place, of course, different story.

>>89484603
That's still dumb
>God gives humans free will
>Punishes them immensely for not following his rules
>Doesn't stick around to make sure that his rules are well known and followed
Isn't the bible just one big game of telephone

>>89480101
>you can't change what someone is attracted to one way or the other
doesn't stop people from trying to change me

>>89484650
That I can give you. There are "explanations" for that, but they aren't really satisfactory. I just don't like "lol why don't Satan reward you for evil, he lieks evils right?" because even a basic understanding of theology answers the question.

>>89484189
I watched to the part of them breaking and entering the ladie's house and on to the end. But, if I'm not mistaken, they didn't use electroshock therapy. Didn't they just have him watch shit and listen to a Mozart piece? Anyway, I understand now it's a similar method. But, if I'm also not mistaken, isn't electroshock therapy used for people with severe cases of depression and other mental illnesses?

>>89484603
That first part reminds me of Islam.

I think it's in Isaiah where Lucifer is banished to hell for trying to usurp God.

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You think THAT's bad, remember the time I was on wikihow?

>>89484711
How does the concept of free will exist when god already knows what you're doing to do before you do it?

Did you ever have free will if your actions are already known?

>>89484481
>Think it's a dollar bill
>Says some shit about the wealth being inside you

>>89484650
And the Lord sayeth "Purple Monkey Dishwasher"

>>89485078
In Clockwork Orange they play his favourite music while showing him distressing imagery so that he connects things he used to like (Mozart, rape, vandalism) with physical pain.

I've never heard of electroshock being used for depressives. That sounds like the worst thing to do for someone with depression.

Imma zap you till you cheer the fuck up

>>89485750
IIRC, this was the article on understanding randum XD1!! humour

>>89487538
I thought the bible forbid being a faggot

>>89479673

>I had to google Jack Chick
Dear God, are you serious?

>>89487633
well I don't think you should use a flick from the 70s as your reference for medical science

>>89486093
All I really remember from Catholic school is that it ha ssomething to do with God existing outside of time (basically like in Slaughter House 9 if you've ever read that). I'm not actually Catholic, just Catholic educated, so I can't really debate this on a finer level.

>>89483372
>tfw I decided I actually would start congregating with like-minded individuals.
Wind's changing, I expect the Appalachians, who you apparently despise and I am not a member of-yet who are not too terribly dissimilar from me- have also become as annoyed as I have.
You may hate them due to proximity, I hope quite a bit that they find you.

>>89487848
Why do you claim victimization when your hatred of others is met with resistence? Unless your trying to claim you weren't homophobic to begin with, and have become so because you are "annoyed". Even then, your level of ill-will seems pretty disproportionate to people annoying you on the internet. Then again, I probably shouldn't take vague threats seriously on this crappy website.

Please present 1 (one) (Uno) (μονος) reason why being gay is immoral.

>>89488417
It results in you not passing on your genes? You're kind of a genetic dead end.

>>89488417
God doesn't like shit on your dick.

>>89480822
Nigger, I'm from New York and I knew who Jack Chick was when I was 6 cause I got this on halloween from the lame people who didn't give out candy.

https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0011/0011_01.asp

We were all newfags at some point, the only shame is when you don't own it.

>>89480371
I just don't understand why people make miniature horse versions of human characters flesh-colored, like that Johnny Test picture.

>>89488492
The majority of people on earth are heterosexual and this will always be the case. What's the problem with a tenth of the population not procreating? If anything that's a good thing.

>>89484425
Isn't Satan just a piece of God like everything else?

>>89480488
>>89479673
>>89479564
If I streamed the "Darkest Dungeons" short movie, would anybody show?

>>89488492
Just to make sure I understand you, anyone who does not pass on genes is immoral, including priests, the infertile (through genetics or injuries), the unnattractive, etc. Assuming this is all consostent with your worldview, my next question is: couldn't a homosexual donate sperm (or a lesbian be artificially inseminated?).
Finally, I really don't understand your standard for morality in the first place. What's wrong with not passing on genes?

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>>89479834
Oh that's just great. Two shit tier shows rolled into one. Just what we all need.

>>89484425
So here's a question.
Where did Sheol live?
Did he live in a BIGGER Sheol?

Did that BIGGER Sheol live in an even LARGER Sheol? Is the afterlife just a series of nesting dolls of Sheol?

>>89484292
Most of the satanic mythos stems from Paradise Lost. Its not actually in the bible, at least, the old testament.

>>89480127

>Slavic master race

Kek.
As long as slavs keep insisting on being ruled by corrupt authoritarians they will never stop being our poor and drunken cousins from the east.

>>89488974
True. A good chunk of what's in Paradise Lost IS part of Catholic Tradition (regarded as equal in authority with the Bible among Catholics), but this obviously has no bearing on filthy Protesties.

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>>89479609
>>89479744
>>89479888
>>89480167
>>89480282
>>89480451
I laughed out loud at all of these. Doing the Lord's work there, anons.

>>89489114
Paradise Lost was a fanfic so good it become accepted canon

>>89480127
I might be incline to agree with you if Slavs weren't too busy hating other Slavs.

>>89483202
>>89481089
HIV is the virus you dumbfucks, AIDS is a disease created by the virus.

>>89483202
>whites are immune to AIDs
Top kek. /pol/ is great.

>>89488417
It's a mental illness

>>89491030
I disagree with you, but going by that logic someone who is crazy is immoral? Like having schizophrenia or someone thinking they are the Easter Bunny is immoral?

>>89483202
What is the difference between "nigger and monkey" in this statement

>>89491535
I think it's a matter of nigger still being human, just of the lowest tier and monkey being a straight up animal.

>>89491150
Yes
They should be killed if they are too far gone
Like gays

>>89491660
Why are we wasting breath talking to a eugenicist?

>>89491030
It was declassified as a mental illness years ago. Calling it a mental illness was a mistake. Gay peoples mental health is a varied as any other group.

>>89492041
You were declassified years ago, fag-enabler

>>89492112
>You were declassified years ago, fag-enabler

:o

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>>89492112
Shit, can't argue with that

>>89491660
Because it's fucked up. The mentally ill can be treated.

There is no treating homosexuality because it is not a mental illness.

>>89480468
So /pol/ is HYDRA

>>89487633
It actually has some benefit for depression if I'm not mistaken. It's not used in for Pavlovian reinforcement though. Something about stimulating serotonin probably, idk. Might be worth some research if I ever give a shit.

>>89487720
>>89487588
>>89480887
>>89480451
>>89480282
>>89480167
>>89479888
>>89479744
>>89479609
This thread's pretty good.

>>89493400
It's called Electroconvulsive therapy now and it can used to treat severe depression and resistant bipolar disorder.

>>89480285
>>89480201
Ironically, /pol/ thinks that /co/ is 100% SJW.

>>89480474
>Theologians interpretation
>Huh, the original Hebrew indicates that God is against Homosexuality as a religious practice, which would have very visibly made Judaism different from any other Mesopotamian religion at the time. Thank goodness people understand that 1-to-1 translation between languages centuries and continents apart are almost impossible

>Euro-Christian interpretation
>IT SAYS IN PLAIN ENGLISH TO KILL ALL GAYS; GOD SAID IT HIMSELF. LYNCH HIM OBADIAH.

>>89479564
RIP Jack

>>89487633
That was aversion therapy, though.
Electroshock therapy just fries your brain until its too damaged in those sectors to do what it originally did. It's why it leads you to killing yourself; you have literally brain damage and it cripples you from being able to do human.

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>>89479564
You do know that came out of Steven Universe then someone replaced Steven with Peter... Right?

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/87463198/#87477022

Desu Archive's picture archive is busted so have the Bugs version instead.

>>89484650
The idea is more "Humans have free will; the ones who choose to be ABSOLUTE SHITS are the ones who end up punished in hellfire; everyone else gets some degree of reward because all God wants is for people to be happy and not be shitty to each other because real life sucks"

>>89496643
Fucking lies.

Electroshock is fine. It's literally just a medically induced seizure, which can be extremely therapeutic for any number of mental issues. Major depression being one of them, of course.
You're putting your brain at far greater risk every time you get put under for surgery. There is basically no risk of brain damage at all with ECT.

It's an insidious meme perpetuated by One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. There is no scientific reason to oppose ECT.

>>89496842
>real life sucks
You can thank God for that.

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>Surely this one group of bronze age desert people knew the real truth of the universe because a god loved them more than all the other people he made

>It wasn't a bunch of stuff made up by people coming back from the babylonian captivity to explain why their god failed them and how their culture could survive such an event

>>89479564
It's a weird feeling finding yourself on the same side with Chick on something

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>>89479609
Holy shit

>>89488983
>>89489651
as a slav I agree

>>89488974
Believing shit that isn't in the bible is pretty much the definition of modern Christianity

>>89479564
I'll never understand these quotes.
Is there a passage in Lev. 18:22 where it says "He's gay!"? And one in Psalm 101:3 that literally reads "50 years ago, this would have been unthinkable!"?
And if it's just a reference to a text passage that says "gay is bad", what does it have to do with 50 years ago?

>>89496594
>RIP Jack
God I hope not.

>>89479609
Thank you anon

>>89496687
In half the planet it's unthinkable for a woman to walk around not covered in courtains
And somehow it's OK for those people to come here and kill us

>>89500108
He is really dead anon

>>89480028
Well even Sweden of all places is publishing studies that boys and girls raised in gender-neutral environments still pretty much ended up like boys and girls elsewhere and how sad that is.

So if there's a very likely chance they'll never transition in life, it's up the parents to force it on them as toddlers so they can stand higher on the virtue signaling ladder.

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>>89480101
>stop being paranoid
>the slippery slope isn't real!
No.

>>89479564
There is nothing wrong with being gay, but being a flaming faggot? That will never not be wrong.

>>89484683

>DA JOOS ARE TRYING TO BRAINWASH ME INTO BEING GAY

Russian here.

Who the hell's Jack Chick?

>>89497768
you can thank the people who make life shitty with their free will for that

*tip

>>89503231
Christian Fundie that made a bunch of batshit tracts that became famous.

>>89503231
>christian man who made tracts about his religion and sinners and stuff
>becomes incredibly famous for these tracts
>there was even a movie made based off his D&D tract claiming that D&D was a sin because Jack Chick was just that religious

he's dead now

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>>89490314
Some are actually, because of a rare mutation, it's still really fucking rare. It's only found in people of european descent.
A bone marrow transplant from such an individual actually lead to the first person getting cured of AIDS, and surprise, both the donor and receiver were white.

>>89488574
Nigger we were all newfags but some of us lurked and learned before retardedly posting.
They're newFAGS for a reason

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>>89504503
>Some are actually, because of a rare mutation, it's still really fucking rare. It's only found in people of european descent.
http://abc7news.com/archive/6378690/

>>89479564

Psalms actually talks about what would be unthinkable in the 1960s? holy fuck

>>89480879
>Lev
>Christianity

>>89481089
Everything you just listed can happen to straight people too. Look at Proxy Paige.