Okay guys, I think I've finally figured it out how to kill

You can't just create a national sport.

Are you implying that, rather than just being hyper athletic, sportsmaster has a metahuman power to excel at all sports, and if killing Superman were arbitrarily named an official sport sportsmaster would spontaneously become amazing at it?

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>>89475961
Yes. I happen to know he's an extremely good chess player, and that's an official sport. And he's been world champion of ostrich racing 8 years in row. Have you been to house? It's filled with trophies.

But I have thought about what you said, and I do have contingency plans prepared. If it really does turn out that he's a fraud and not in fact the master of all sports, then I'll sure him for false advertising and ruin his villainous career. No one will hire Sportsmaster again if he deceives me.

>>89475940
Says who?

>>89475652
Alternate plan: make it a viral "challenge" (like the ice bucket challenge) to kill Superman. Then, youtubers everywhere will jump at the chance to get millions of views!

>>89476467
That makes no sense.

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>>89475652
Luthor I think you should talk to Vince and see how creating a new sport that is profitable is hard to

That's not even taking into consideration that you're trying to get the public to kill someone or that you are openly endorsing murder

>>89475961
Yes. I wish I had a screencap of that thread from a few years ago where we laid it all out and realized how powerful Sportsmaster is because of how many things are technically sports.