What are your favorite lines from Steven Universe? >We both

The war wasn't a mistake. She saved the Earth.

>But what if Steven's penis gets in the way?

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>I know, my comrades, that is must have been difficult at times, when you desired change that never came, so again and again the appeal had to be made to continue the struggle. You mustn't act yourself. You must obey, you must give in; you must submit to the overwhelming need to obey.

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>Do You know who I am?

That whole exchange got me hooked.

>>89444816
"Quick! Let's run into this corner!"
"Oh no! We're cornered!"

>>89445132
I've been putting off watching this show because I'm lazy, but this sold me.

>>89444851
I think she viewed it as a mistake compared to coming to a more peaceful compromise.

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>>89445049
I liked this one a lot.

I think my favorite though is that dumb joke that referenced that horror manga about holes in rock.

https://youtu.be/Prm-lLTdjfA?t=60

>>89444891
Penis? ...I mean, Steven?

>>89445156
Estelle's delivery makes it so much better.

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>"Hey, we make a pretty good team!"
>"You didn't do anything!"

>>89445198
Yeah, it's the one time her stoic delivery really sells the line.

"I sometimes watch you sleep. And by sometimes, I mean often."

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>>89445247

"You're a wonderful pink human being. Except you're not. Because you're a lion".

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"Well, we made this one."
"But look at Steven's! His has a face and everything."
"You're right. Ours...doesn't, have a face."

The Crystal GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS

Anything Lamar Abrams writes. His boards may be stuff but he makes up for it with writing

MY DIAMOND
YOUR DIAMOND
PINK DIAMOND

I know it's cliche but damn I love Kimberly Brooks' performance during that whole speech in Earthlings.

>Aren't you girls hungry? You barely touched your food.
>We don't need to eat.
>Oh, you young people and your experimental diets!
>I am much older than you.

I drink coffee for breakfast!

>>89444816
“Steven, I'm sorry I couldn't save you, or the billions of other lifeforms on this planet who matter Far Far less to me!”

>>89445169
You probably think this is pretty deep and smart coming from someone who still struggles to understand humanity.

>>89445435
"I love you Peridot."
"Wow. Thanks."

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>Thank you Steven!
>No prob, bob.
>...
>It's Lapis.
>...
>Yeah.
>...
>Okay... bye.

That entire scene was so stilted and awkward, I love it so much.

"Watch out! It has all the powers of a breakfast!"

>>89445453
>tfw Steven decided to spend his last moments alive telling Peridot she is loved and holding her

damn that's heart wrenching

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>>89444816
Is that a weapon

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>You'd like it in Jersey. The people here seem to hate the Earth too!"

>>89445460
OCEAN MAN

>>89445460
>YOU WORK! What's it like being a magic mirror?
>...
>"YOU WORK!"

Mirror Lapis is honestly best Lapis

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>>89445527
Part of me really wants Lapis to end up living in Jersey, with everyone else who hates this planet.

>I thought violence... would be the answer

>>89445527
QUIT FLYING IN OUR SKY, YOU MOOKS

MY BABY

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>"Ya, you could say we`re a little fun-derstaffed."
>"ha! I get it!"
>"I`m glad you seeing the humor, Steven. Cause I haven`t seen a bed in 6 days!"

>>89444816
MUH ROSE BBBAAAWWW

>>89445678
Fuck, I always forget how good a character Mr Smiley is.

It's a shame Future Boy Zoltron wasn't good

>>89444816
>I am here to announce that Steven Universe is cancelled.

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>Steven and the Crystal Gems
>We're gonna make you smile!
>I accidentally created an alternate timeline!

>Steven and the Crystal Gems
>Come on now don't be shy!
>I learned to stay true to myself
>By watching myself die...

"I learned to stay true to myself by watching myself die" is such a cool fucking lyric

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>>89444816
> "Yes, the children are playing swords."
> "Sorry playing 'with' swords."
> "They're bleeding oh no they are dead. Don't call back here."
> (Hangs up phone)
> "Sorry I panicked"

Gets me every fucking time.

>Garnet: First you need a gem at the core of your being. Then you need a body that can turn into light. Then you need a partner you can trust with that light.

>Greg: Metaphorically?

>Garnet: Literally.

I love it when Garnet's being straightforward.

>>89446352
That bit seemed a little awkward to me. The way Greg asked "Metaphorically?" is the kind of thing that someone wouldn't say except to set up the punchline. It would've been better as something like

>That's a cryptic metaphor.
>It's not a metaphor.

Because that's how he'd respond if he thought she was speaking metaphorically.

>>89446392
True, but I still love it.

>>89446392
Greg called the gems being made of light the first time he saw them. He only asked if it was a metaphor because he hoped it might be, but he knew the answer.

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>>89445460
Lapis not getting name-things is a nice nod to continuity
>Ready Freddy?
>My name's Lapis.
2QT4ME

>Why was this documented?

Heh, I forgot this show was funny.

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>What am I going to tell my parents?
>What Am I Going To Tell My Optometrist?!

>>89444816
>"We heard you like marriage, so we thought, why don't we all marry each other!"

>If i dont come back in an hour,call the police.
Always gives me a chuckle

"Why would I want to go back if you're here."

> "But I won! What about the rules!"
> "Welcome to earth."

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>>89446277
friendly reminder that the steven singing it is in fact the alternate timeline steven and the original steven is actually straight up dead.

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>Steven: "Alright, we just roll down this ramp as the carts are coming at us, and the crash will break us free!"

>Connie: "What happens after the bubble pops?"

>Steven: "We'll be free!"

>Connie: [Blank Stare]

>>89447066
why did she question that, but not the harpoon?

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>>89445176
>Peaceful compromise
>With 40 foot tall genocidal tyrants that despise organic life and wanted to kill a planet entirely out of spite
Probably wouldn't have worked out well, just sayin'

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>Dad, I think I've lost something...
>Your innocence?!

"I want my cluster, and I want that planet to die" is a close runner up though.

>>89445026

I don't care if people realize if Opal is best fusion or not, I just want more appearances... :(

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>>89444816
>Guys, I just got the best idea for an album cover.

>>89447167
>despise organic life
they see it as inferior and insignificant, nothing more than pests.

>>89444972
I can't wait to see how giant the fusion of the Diamonds is.

>>89445324
I wasn't a fan of Jasper's overly gruff voice until this episode. Brooks sold the hell out of those lines and Jasper going insane, especially with that little gasp/shock right before she says these three lines.

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>>89447314

>>89447167
Probably could've been avoided if Rose Quartz hadn't killed her (diamonds') imouto, just sayin'.

>>89446867
He has as much claim being the original Steven as the other. As a matter of fact, seeing that the surviving Steven is the only one who didn't time travel, you might as well consider him the orginal steven and the other are offshot of different timeline.

>>89446392
>>That's a cryptic metaphor.
>>It's not a metaphor.
>Because that's how he'd respond if he thought she was speaking metaphorically.
No Metaphorically is shorter and better.

>>89446867
when someone come from the future to fix past mess, that make them defacto the alternate person while the one being rescued is the original.

Season one had a lot better and more memorable lines than later seasons

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>F-F-FUUUNNN!?

"I baked you a pie! I sure hope nothing bad happens to it"

"Yes me too"

Pearl's innocence is adorable.

>>89444816

>Uh Uncle Grandpa this doesn't seem safe
>Don't worry kid, I'm wearing a helmet

Say uncle was much better than it had any right to be.

>>89445451
Not terribly deep, but it's a pithy way to put something that's fundamentally true.

>>89446867

He's the Steven from the timeline that the show's currently taking place in, all the others collapsed into it when the hourglass was destroyed.

>>89445324
Good taste, delivery is perfect

>>89444816

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0c2Xd1mp5U

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>>89445570
'Ey, get your drippy carcass outta my pool, or I'm callin the cops.

>>89447660
Wait, he's never seen Lapis, though...

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>>89445324
Eathlings was probably the only episode where I really loved Jasper's voice and wanted to applaud her va. That scene is one of my favorite moments from the show.

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>>89444816
SU really excels in doing small but notable lines during conversations.

>is that a weapon?

>now, she's gone, but im still here.

>we're malachite now

>just go in the ocean bro, like a fissshh.

>I wanted a hug.

Those are just off the top of my head, betting there's a lot more one-liners that really stand out.

MI TORTA!

>I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!

Honestly, that whole thing is one of my favorite exchanges in fiction. It would've been so easy for them to go the cliche route and have her protest Yellow's warlike efficiency, but instead they stuck to her character and actually had her defend the Earth as providing an economic benefit.

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>>89447583
It really was.

>>89448313
Honestly, that's one of my favourite moments as well.

>>89445294
"It's only been in existence for a little while,

and it already doesn't like us."

No dinner for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

>>89447600
Figures. They can live for millennia, but give them a blank canvas and the average gem would probably look at you in bewilderment.

>>89447167
>despise

You need to actually care about something in order to despise it.

>>89446867
OG Steven from that episode was a doomed timeline Steven. He wasn't the Steven we'd watched so far.

>>89447660
Reminds me of that song in Adventure time where they say they 'you know you should have stayed, and fought that sexy vampire lady'. Everyone's thinking it (especially /co/) but its hilarious for them to come out and say that a character in their cartoon is really hot

>>89444816
"Respect my pronouns, you problematic shitlord!" was a good one.

Also, "Men are just the worst, am I right?" followed by clapping and hooting sounds. That was pretty good.

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>"A boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering!"

>>89444816
The few arguments against Rose are really impact.

> What kind of leader doesn't give her army the best chance to win? How could you value the gems of our enemies more than our own? And look what you've done without me, without the breaking point? You've lost!

> I see how you do it now Rose, you want gems after they're worthless. You wait until after they've lost. Because when you're at the bottom you'll follow anyone that makes you feel like less of a failure.

>>89448835
> impactful*

>>89445324
Brook's range is really broad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjsqEtvYLs

>>89444816
>"Because we are the Crystal Gems! We're still alive and we're still the guardians of this planet and all its living creatures!"

It's not a great quote by itself, but it gave me a new appreciation of Pearl's character. It made me track back and look at other episodes, and realize she's pretty much the OG true believer Crystal Gem, and that even if she doesn't understand humans, she's usually the one that is most concerned with keeping them safe. For Amethyst Earth is her home, for Garnet's it's about freedom to rub rocks, but Pearl really does believe that all life is sacred, even if that life tends to exasperate the shit out of her on occasion.

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the fact that most of these quotes are from the first season really makes me think.

>>89445026
Fusion is the coolest idea. Opal is the coolest fusion. Any scene with her is just super fucking cool.

>>89446392
Unless he wasn't sure if it was a metaphor, which makes this a question of category as he tries to figure out what she is saying. He is not educated or versed in fusion here, so her words mean little to him and he might be trying to form a concept still.

>>89448573
Bruh, she's not saying art or creativity is silly. The CGs clearly like and participate in that stuff. They love music more than basically anyone.

She's saying that humans ultimately can't handle their transience and lack of meaning, so many of them create their own narrative in which they're much more important than they really are - i.e. Ronaldo's conspiracy theories where he's the hero, racial supremacist ideals where your people are the chosen people, most religions.

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>>89445026
>she starts singing a part of giant woman

That was a great scene. Giant Woman is still easily one of the best episodes of the show.

>>89445999
>I am here to announce that Han Solo is coming back next film with a robot heart.

>>89445324
She sold the fuck out of that line.

>>89447151
She had some qualms, but at least they were at sea level.

>>89448573
And if you hand a human a wailing stone, he'll look bewildered, too.

>>89444816
>"I'm going to see a man about a tunnel brush... An internet man. If I'm not back in an hour, call the police."

>"I haven't broken this many hearts since I had all my hair."

Greg is too good for this world.

>>89447600
The human brain is so addicted to pattern recognition and things having meaning that if you stick us in a white room with no windows we'll start to hallucinate in only 3 days. We make shit up for fun. Gems are too perfect to be creative.

>>89447583
>Don't worry, bro!
>>Stares directly at the camera
>None of this is canon.

>>89448623
How do you know Mmmmorty? That's right, you fucking don't. *swig*

>>89448656
That's the fanbase, the gems don't even know what gender is.

>>89445177
Oh man, that and the snail one from uzumaki got to me

>>89444972
What is this quote from?

>>89445324
Kimberly Brooks is probably one of the most underrated voice actors in the industry today. She has such a range.

>I thought violence would be the answer.

>Amethyst: she's been like this for months! That's longer than the time I was a toilet!

>>89445026
Everything about giant woman is great, though it's sort of funny in retrospect since Opal is one of the shortest fusions.

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>Like, here here?
>Yeah, here here
>Yes, here here everybody

>>89448313
>Honestly, that whole thing is one of my favorite exchanges in fiction.
Are you underage and haven't seen many things to begin with?

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"Feel my unbridled rage!"

>>89449490
It can still be one of their favorite exchanges. "Favorite"doesn't mean "best ever".

>no mention of "I think you're pretty great"

>>89448313
>What do you know about the Earth?!
>Apparently more than you, YOU CLOD!"

Sorry, but that outburst gets me every time. There's something in seeing Peridot calling her Goddess Empress a clod that kills me.

>>89444816
>To think. A mere human could understand how I feel.
I love Blue so much.

"YOU'RE LYING TO ME!"
"To make you feel better"
"THANK YOU!"

"You are not two people, and you are not one person. You, are an experience! Make sure that you're a good experience.
Now GO!
HAVE!
FUN!"

>>89444816
>9/11 was a myth and the Holocaust was a hoax.
-Greg Universe

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What other option do we have? Keep her outside on a leash?

Ha ha ha!

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>>89450193
Hmmmm

>AND STEVEN!
How has nobody said this one its in literally every episode

>>89449053
Rebecca, get off 4chan.

>>89444816
"It don't matter, none of this matters."
-Andy DeMayo

>>89450226
Personally I prefer
>and Pearl

>>89444816
Daily reminder that your show is getting beaten by a show for pedophiles.

>5$?!!!!???
>FOR A SLICE OF PIZZA?!?!

>>89447232
And then he made an amazing album cover

>>89450285
>kids opinion matter
Reminder that your show is being beaten by youtube toy channels.

>>89450354
>amazing
My sister could draw better and she's in preschool.

>>89450358
So? At least my show isn't shoved for a shitty DC Comics spin off.

>>89445026
I don't understand the appeal.

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>>89445909
The way his face twists to angry is great

>>89445190
guuuuuuuuuuys
stoooooooop

>>89445909
>>89450506
I love Steven is legitimately angry about Peridot treating a monster bad but does nothing for real people suffering from racism and bigotry.

>And, oh, you're losing sight, you're losing touch
>All these little things seem to matter so much

my favorite song from this cartoon

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>>89450631

>>89449149
>the snail one from uzumaki got to me
i don't remember this one, care to elaborate?

>>89450643
Estelle, get off 4chan.

>>89450659
>posting Undershit
Shouldn't you be harassing whoisthisgit?

>>89450683
I havnt played undertale, this is just a random bait image I saved from somewhere here

>>89450631
I wonder if Steven care about all the people Gem monsters have likely killed

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>>89450665
its called "the snail" its one of the shorts from uzumaki.

>>89450724
no i mean where's the reference in SU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPjdveLsG_U
>pearl really tries for some reason and I can appreciate that

>>89450712
Nope. Because he's basically a tumblrite; he cares about unimportant bullshit but when he faced with real world problems, he couldn't care less.

>>89450739
Not the guy, but I think he was just talking about Junji Ito in general.

I don't know though, maybe in the new episode Connie, Lapis, and Peridot will have to defend Beach City from fish on robot legs or something.

>>89450699
Sure.
Just remember; whoisthisgit's opinion is shit.

>>89450768
Ah yes, the unimportant bullshit of a giant shard-fusion in the core of the earth, ready to form and destroy the earth.

>>89450768
>saves the entire planet
>twice
>stops dangerous Gem monsters from hurting people
>unimportant

Hmmm...

>>89450819
If they could stop a fusion from destroying earth, why can't put that kind of energy in stopping poverty?

>>89450739
i was just agreeing with the dude. talking about anything junji ito always get me excited. sorry. off topic.

>>89450848
It's the responsibility of government officials to do that, not four aliens and a hybrid.

Don't focus so much on talent, Steven. Making art is all about communication. A piece of art is a conversation. Every choice you make is a statement. Don't worry about labels, or conforming to a standard. Just be true to yourself, and people will appreciate your honesty.

>>89450872
>this everyone is winner mentality
I wonder if people told this to Sugar when she was younger just so she would leave them alone.

>>89450867
That's a weak excuse.

>>89450848
I think you are forgetting that this is still a kids show.

>>89445607
I can't believe that was actually voiced by Zach. I hope he gets to use a deeper voice more often.

>>89450934
Was that actually Zach? I keep hearing it was actually Matt Burnett.

>>89450925
Captain Planet was a kid's show and it showed the effects of poverty quite frequently.

>>89450915
It's no excuse. The Gem's responsibility is protecting the earth and dealing with Homeworld affairs. They're not galactic nannies that have to solve our problems.

>>89450978
They can barely wrap their heads around all a humans bodily functions let alone socioeconomic strife.

I'm a cherry man!

>>89450978
So what if all the made up bullshit gets fixed later on? Will they sit in their ivory towers while everyone else suffers?

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>>89450957
Maybe Matt voiced someone else, but this one was credited as Zach.

>>89450977
yah but that show was all about helping the environment and helping others. this show is on a much smaller scale for the most part. the majority of this show takes place in a small town of like 15ish people ( but i dont know the exact amount) so comparing the two isnt exactly fair.

>>89451000
They've been on Earth since the Stone Age. I'm sure they would understand the concept of starving African children.

>>89451044
I actually confirmed it on twitter.
Zach wasn't the voice.

>>89451059
They would see it as a norm.

>>89451078
oh, interesting

you have link?

>>89451045
>A superhero group who use jewelry to stop villains from destroying the Earth.
How are they dissimilar?

>>89451007
There was an entire episode recently about how they don't really get agriculture.

>>89451096
It's on Zach's twitter.

>>89451097
Gems don't use jewelry.

>>89451115
Link?

>>89451084
>>89451100
Has anyone ever taught Steven and the Gems how the rest of the world is suffering.

>>89451115
I don't really want to search through twitter, so I'll just take your word.

I've seen Lamar being credited for a few voices in the show, so I wonder why they wouldn't do the same for Matt.

>>89451155
Gems seen humans get through worse.

>>89451160
Because Matt is blacklisted from the show.

>>89450848
Because poverty doesn't have a clear solution like stopping a monster does.
Also it's a kid show.

>>89451172
Nothing is worse than starving children and poverty.

>>89450977
But the kids on captain planet admonished everyone in the world for polluting when they made no attempt to share their designs for a flying, solar-powered pollution-free vehicle. Instead they sabotaged loggers.

I don't even remember if they actually replaced the trees. They just ruined the logging company and left as far as I can recall

>>89451280
Not from their perspective.

>>89451280
Real talk, why do you believe that poverty should be so important to these four aliens when it isn't important to other humans?

>>89451319
Because it's a serious problem in society.

>>89451291
Still more than what the Gems do.

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>>89451341
How can it be a problem when everything is going entirely according to keikaku*?

*Translator's note: keikaku means plan

>>89451059

The point of Gems' problems when interacting with humans is that they've been around for thousands of years, protecting the humans but besides Rose, they didn't bother at all to learn more about them and interact with them. That's the catch. Now that they have Steven, a half-human, half-Gem tagging along, he's there to help them understand humans better.

>>89451463
So why isn't he opening their eyes to all the shit that's going in the world.
Gays are being killed in the Middle East, does that not matter to Steven.

>>89451495
That's not a problem in their world.

>>89451495
The Middle East isn't even a real place you libtard cuck

Go bait at >>>/pol/

>>89451511
How so?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8615506/chapters/19754674

>>89451538
SU Earth is not our Earth.

>>89451555
is there a reason you're humoring these shitposts or is your time just completely worthless

>>89451555
Source?

>>89451606
Watch the show.

>>89451611
I watched Gem Harvest. Andy is proof that Trump exists as president.

>>89448270
Underrated

>>89451618
Watch the rest of the episodes.

>>89451538
I don't even support Trump and even I thought this was cringy.

>>89450848
>why don't they just put all the poor people in bubbles

>>89445151
I can't imagine nobody said:
>"OH SHIT"
The moment Peridot dropped that truth bomb.

>I see how you do it now Rose
>You want gems after they're worthless
>You wait until after they've lost
>Because when you're at the bottom you'll follow anyone that makes you feel like less of a failure

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>92 posters
Samefag central. Pathetic. Go back to your home board >>>/trash/

>>89451155
Are people in the world suffering? Steven Universe does take place on an alt-Earth

>>89452043
Believe or not, even internet losers can communicate and socialize. Not to mention the bait some samefag keeps laying out. I don't know why I'm talking to you though since apparently you leave one comment and then leave.

How in the WORLD has no one posted this one yet?

>"Well the important thing is family and friendship, honesty values, and no one got arrested. *air guitar riff*"

>>89452043
>92 posters
It is kind of nice how so many people have different parts of the show that they enjoy.

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>>89445435
>>89445453
>>89445519
Basically what you already said:
http://predominantlynormal.tumblr.com/post/144272004565/okay-but-this-scene-is-so-important-peridot-whos

I understand people argue about this episode felt rushed and whether the solution to deal with the cluster was okay or not. However you must be heartless if you didn't feel anything whenever Steven and Peridot had these tiny moments between them. Nothing was forced about it, but it felt truly genuine.

Also pic related felt like a little underrated moment. That smile could only be seen for less than a second, but she was so relieved to see Steven was going to be okay. It shows how much she learned to care

>>89445132
>mom universe


It's mum Universe


Important distinction

>>89445026
>I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

>>89450631
Rascim, sexism and homophobia don't exist in SU earth

>>89448905
Yooo what the fuck, I thought Shinobu was voiced by Cree Summer.
Not to mention Brooks does Allura in Voltron, too. That's some crazy range.

>>89449003
You know the diamonds are sort of guilty of this as in a sense with how they make most gems believe they are quote on quote prefect but of course we still don't know that much about them so it's hard to tell whether they egomaniacs or not (at least some of them)

>>89444816
>we thought we'd all marry each other
hawt

>>89452743
she was Buena Girl, too.

>>89450683
>whoisthisgit
fucking jej
The videos produced are pretty neat though

>>89450659
So is Steven Sans?

>>89453980
>Steven
>After
>Not
>Surviving

Anything that comes out of Andy's mouth.

>>89449052
Yeah, like Greg or Steven, except for that episode where they knew how to use it better than the gems did.

>>89444816
"I'm gay"

>>89449003
Usually racial supremacist theories originate in cultures and nations which are militarily and technologically dominant though

>>89452354
And then they dropped the entire subplot because steven must get together with the brown girl instead of the infinitely more compelling Mega Man X

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>>89451618
I don't remember Trump being mentioned

SU Earth factually has a different history than ours and a different geography as a result

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>"I've got you."
>"You've got this."
>"We've all got each other!"

could take or leave the episode itself but this line really stuck with me

>>89448455
This is one of my favorites. Garnet is the funniest mom.

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>>89448724
>mfw it was so good it has to be removed and replaced

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>>89444816

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmoHkWZgjUg

This entire scene got me hooked. Just how much Greg loves Steven really makes this show great.

But the lines:
>I'm a monster. A adorable cat-monster.

>No you're not, you're my son.

Really hit me in the feels.

>but I don't wanna be a pirate!

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>I guess I'm too tough to cry
>Just today you were crying about snakes
>They don't have arms!

I watch it mostly these days because I have an irrational attractive to Pearl. It's her voice, I swear.

>Heh, Steven Jr.'s been busy. Aww, this makes you a grandpa!

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>This says you're behind schedule on your mission to...
...
>How is... the Earth?

>Oh Steven! I told you before not to take peanut butter on missions!

>I’m not going to say anything, but I expect you to understand that was wrong.

>>89454825
Did Andy not tip you off?

>>89452577
That's so tumblr.

>I have to drive to the next state over, keystone
>you mean the keystone state?
>yeah, the state called keystone

Something about the awkwardness and heavy handedness made this hilarious to me, plus I love little bits of deep lore like that

>>89450886
I mean if it was sports or math I'd agree, but this stands pretty true to art. Talent will get you pretty far, but raw energy and passion count for a lot too. Some of my favorite bands are people I would I know will never deserve a spot in the Top 40.

>>89457487
You sound like a tumblrite.

>>89457332
I know he didn't board that episode but Lamar is really good with that type of humor

>"Did you know that when sand is super-heated, it turns into glass?"
>...
>camera zooms out to Steven
>"I did not know that!"

>>89457527
And you sound like a cunt who can't form an argument. I'm all against participation awards, but art is way to fluid a thing to just say if you're not the best than you're shit. That's Joe Jackson logic. And you see how well developed and mentally stable his kids came out to be.

>What a turn of events!

>>89457332
>>89457531
I like Lamar's writing (mostly comedy) more than his storyboard style

>I'm not putting that on my body

Deadpan asshole Lapis is best Lapis

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I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO IT

>>89451135
gems are jewelry

>>89458316
Technically they're not.

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>>89458173
It was funnier when pearl did it

>>89457595
why are you engaging him

>>89458510
Because tumblr.

>>89452354
I'm a diehard Stevidot shipper, gem drill was like heroin to me

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>>89445570

>>89449157
Youre on 4chan, its obviously a Hitler quote

It's where this guy died. Or like it looks like a mouth. I forget the specifics

>>89458620
You mean a Trump quote

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THAT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS WITH THE PICKLE

>>89444816
But Disco is coming back? Man Sugar is hipster as hell.

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>Look at them. They're a mess without her guidance. Directionless, pathetic, clinging, things.

>>89458820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrUSo8q0Y_c

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"Yo, Steven. WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE ALL SAD LIKE THAT?!"

Amethyst's delivery slays me.

>>89445026
This is the first episode that really felt like the show had something special and great to it. This scene sealed the deal at the end.

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>>89457905
>that table joke in Gem Harvest
she's got some great moments when the crew lets her talk

Patti fucking Lupone. What's the use of feeling, Blue?

>where's their diamond when they need her, Blue?
>you've got to be a leader, Blue!

It fleshed out Yellow Diamond's personality. She has her hard ass space empress CEO role and she can't let her emotions cloud her, even though she obviously feels them all the same. Her reaction to Peridot calling her a clod is hilarious and fitting. I know some hated it because they couldn't fap to it, and it ruined their view of her for some ridiculous reason. What were they even expecting?

I just fugging love Yellow Diamond.

>>89450768
Have you even noticed where you are? This place is the capital of caring about useless shit.

>>89446745
mich?

>>89459655
That's different. We never take a moral high ground.

>>89459157
oh man, its been awhile since ive seen this
need to rewatch the early episodes
fuck roses room tho, too creepy

>>89445324
I love you Ash. MIRANDA! dammit.

>>89459791
Yeah, we do. All the damn time in fact. Any /pol/ talking point. Any argument on here really. It's like you're new or something.

>>89459987
People overreact to Rose's Room too much.

>"Is...that the same episode from three days ago?"
>"Theres more then one?"
>"Hmmmmmmn...Naa"

>>89460032
thats true, but it legit hits one of my fears

>>89460176
That your life is a simulation?
Because that is a pretty legit fear, holy shit.

>>89460032
I like that everytime Steven goes into Rose's room he learns some sort of moral.
>Don't run from your problems
>Always be honest
Etc. Like it's Rose super indirectly teaching her kid lessons.

>>89460197
One guy into computers suggested it. Real science says there's a 99% chance we're not in a simulation.

>>89460197
the game INSIDE and DREAMFALL also hit that fear, when I was young I thought deja vu was a past me that died and got replaced
life being a simulation with glitches is my #1 fear
second to that is too many eyes

>>89444816
>The ending pop sound

>>89460492
I still can't find a good full version of that song.

>>89460492
>when you first hear it when the episode didnt end
good shit

>>89454825
Stop taking the bait. This guy isn't even from /pol/, he just talks like a user from there to get (you)s.

He already has his answer. SU Earth is not real world Earth, there is no religion, the continents are shifted, and racism/sexism/homophobia/poverty either don't exist or aren't widespread enough to garner mention. This is an intentional stylistic choice by the writers, as it allows them to sidestep all the baggage people apply when subjects of race/gender/politics come up. Any actually heavy subjects (classism/racism, sexual repression, tyranny) are discussed through the lens of the Gem Empire, a forgien entity and thus less prone to our weaknesses.

Andy proves shit, his episode was worked on back when Trump was a political oddity and not the frontrunner for the 2016 GOP primary race. The timing of the episode with the election was a coincidence, nothing more.

>>89448313
Peridot's conversation with Yellow Diamond is what made me a fan of the show. I had just kind of followed it until that bomb. I loved how Peridot goes from worshiping YD to telling her to fuck off once she realizes how unreasonable she is.

Peridot went from a robot-crushing villain to an Earth-loving nerd and it's awesome.

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>>89447391
>that gasp and stumble when Steven suggested she was talking about yellow diamond

perfect

>>89461357
It's like she realized for just a second that Steven may not actually be Rose. Or that she's completely fucking blown away that Rose wouldn't remember the Diamond she killed.

Either way, it's the last straw that breaks her mind. Awesome stuff, and it makes future episodes with her even more interesting.

>>89461236
My god the crush fetishists coming out of the woodwork after Peridot's first appearance.

>>89450237
>You know what they say, family helps family find ancient mysterious artifacts.

>>89461480
I'm going to assume it's the latter, but will become the former when she inevitably gets "reformed"

>>89445460
Holy shit I would do anything to have Lapis sit on me

>>89461480
I think it's more that she was absolutely taken aback by the fact that the gem (or who she thinks is that gem) who shattered Pink Diamond seemed not to care enough to remember what she did to Pink Diamond all those years ago.

So I was just watching the episode where Jamie wants to get with Garnet, and I was laughing cause I just noticed something unintentional but kinda funny.

Jamie's trying to tell Garnet about how he got her letter, and then Steven says to him "Connie and I wrote the letter, Jamie." The next thing Steven says is "I'm sorry, Jamie." Then at the closing of the scene he yells out "JAAAAMMMMIIIIEEEE".

And it just kinda struck me as Rick and Morty-ish. Like how early in the show they called each other by name way too much

>>89462281
"Love Letters" also has that fucking amazing no-posh-accent delivery of Garnet going "I didn't write that!" Best part is that her facial expression doesn't even fucking change.

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>>89458686
Fuck off with the politics, I've had enough for a lifetime

I didn't ask any Sapphire to go to Earth.

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>why don't we all marry each other
Muh dick

>>89450193
>>89450208
this show really does surprise me sometimes with how funny it can be

>>89445538
>"You're pretty funny for a mirror!"
>I'm not a mirror!
>"You're pretty funny for a--STEVEN >:("

TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK OF JUST

PEPPERONI AND CHEESY CRUST

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>>89464552
>"You're pretty funny for a--STEVEN >:("
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO3Q5gi1GKY

>>89464975
Related but another good line was when Steven bumps into Lars in that episode and he says

"Watch where you're going you little FF-"

then he looks at Sadie and switches to "Steeveen."

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>"I think you're just mad 'cause you're single."

>>89460277
It is impossible to establish a probability, high or low, for any kind of pseudo solipsism

>>89445019
what the fuck is in her mouth

>>89448905
She's also done voices for South Park
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9etMxB8T3E

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>>89444816

You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you NEVER COMMIT!

>>89466657

you know....

>>89445324
That scene made me sad and hyped af at the same time. There's just so much emotion in Jasper's voice and facial expressions.

rose's scabbard the whole end conversation it really hits the feelz and i think it was the first time it showed how complexher relationship with steven really was

>>89466657
Marrow.

Marshmallow

>I'mma bop her good!

>Help, I can't relate to my robot son!

>forum moderation

>>89468563
>My mind is the internet, I know every continuity mistake ever made on television!

>>89466657
POO

>Something doesn't feel right about this...
>Than use the d-pad

It's one of those great reminders most people who work on this show are around my age.

>>89459791
>That's different. We never take a moral high ground.

That sounds an awful lot like taking a moral high ground.

>>89450712
he probably hasn't considered it, due to his former habit of never asking questions and Humanity's learned response of avoiding Gem stuff, but if it was mentioned to him he'd probably get real concerned real fast.

might be a good idea for an episode actually.

>>89452283
I was going to post that.

>We don't fuck because you're fat and ugly.
>We don't fuck because YOU'RE tight and-
>GUYS! What is UP!?

>>89445132
Man I'm very quick to forget how often this show is just regular funny, no lore or feels needed.

My roommate and I work shitty jobs and we always come home and shout at each other, "I HAVEN'T SEEN A BED IN SIX DAYS."

>>89469766
>All I wanna do
>Is be
>A jew

>>89447670
Holy shit kek.

Does anyone here have a cap of Anon explaining in detail how SU is NOT sjw?
About Greg being the best character and father, gems being shit at rising Steven, Sourcream rejecting his biodad and all that stuff?

>>89454746
>>89458563
I don't ship them and think they act like really cute siblings together, but I can imagine you would shipper them even harder after that episode

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>>89470035

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So, are Connie and Steven still JUST friends? Or is it just implied that they're together now? What are they waiting for.

I've never wanted to see two ~13 year old children fall in love more in my life.

>>89445026
It's a shame that the only fusion who gets a reasonable amount of screen time is Garnet, who the vast majority of the time only serves to say "I can see the future" and "I'm a fusion".

>>89470830
I'm pretty sure they've been in a relationship for the past couple (real life) years, anon.

>>89450848
Same reason Superman doesn't solve the energy crisis with a giant turn-crank generator. It's a problem that humanity can come to solve on it's own. If he solves all their problems for them then humanity stagnates and stops growing as a species.

>>89451280
I'm gonna go right ahead and tell you that global destruction is worse than starving children and poverty.

>>89449545
I'd like to feel her unbridled rage if you know what I mean.

>We're always fighting jews actually

How did think Sugar get away with this?

>>89450506
This would make a good banner

>>89470818
>SU isn't feminist and tumblr are stupid for liking it because the women in it are less than perfect
Easily one of the stupidest things I've ever read

>>89472692
Oh no, nobody said SU wasn't feminist.
They said it wasn't SJW. Silly anon, did you think SJWs actually care about equality?

All comedy is derived from FEAR

>>89467042

"Jazz hands!"

>>89448724
>meat beat mania
>beat your meat to the beat!

>>89445026
>Do You know who I am?
YOU ARE JUDGEMENT BOY!?