/co/ I have summoned you here for a purpose. I want you to destroy

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What's yer offer?!

>>89432513
YOUR BARGAINING POSTURE IS HIGHLY DUBIOUS, BUT VERY WELL.

I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH A NEW BODY, AND A NEW STUPID DOG TO COMMAND.

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>>89432430
Only if you destroy the mask of life.

What's to be afraid of? The Autobots can't even open it.

Damn it, open.

>>89432430
Already took care of it, Rodimus lost half of it and I dunno where the other half ended up.
Point being, they need the whole thing to stop you so go eat Cybertron and fulfill the prophecy or something.
I'll just take my sweet robot body and be on my way, I know you're a busy demi-god.

>>89432610

NOW IT WAS ABOUT THAT TIME I NOTICED THIS ROBOT WAS FIFTY FEET TALL AND A SCALY MONSTER FROM THE PALEOZOIC ERA...

>>89432829

>I dunno where the other half ended up.

Optimus uses it to impress chicks. Really. That's 100% the truth.

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Yeah, and why should I? Why don'tchu get off yer ass and do it if your such a big deal.

What, like sexually?

>>89433050
Oh right, Windblade saw that and immediately dropped trou for Optimus.

I'll admit I read more MTMTE than anything else because I'm stupid and keep buying Roberts' bullshit.

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This thread had such potential

>>89435901
noun
noun: potential; plural noun: potentials

1.
latent qualities or abilities that may be developed and lead to future success or usefulness.
"a young broadcaster with great potential"
synonyms: possibilities, potentiality, prospects; promise, capability, capacity
"economic potential"

yeah...the opposite of that

>>89436127
adjective
adjective: opposite

1.
having a position on the other or further side of something; facing something, especially something of the same type.
"a crowd gathered on the opposite side of the street"
synonyms: facing, opposing, reverse
"the opposite page"
facing the speaker or a specified person or thing.
"he went into the store opposite"
Botany
(of leaves or shoots) arising in opposed pairs, one on each side of the stem.
2.
diametrically different; of a contrary kind.
"a word that is opposite in meaning to another"
synonyms: conflicting, contrasting, incompatible, irreconcilable, antithetical, contradictory, clashing, contrary, at variance, at odds, different, differing, divergent, dissimilar, unalike, disagreeing, opposed, opposing, poles apart, polar
"opposite views"

>>89432430
seriously?
who lets a fucking graphics card decide who leads? this is how trump REALLY got into office, huh?

don't worry, its probably a fucking nvidia, it'll do its job soon enough

>>89432430
AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE

>>89433115
Well it does have that hole...

>>89432430
No.

>>89432829
>>89433050
Shut up Boco.