"Cletus, you're the best Husband, Brother and Son a

>>89400475
incest

>>89400475
Cletus is an upstanding husband, an exemplary brother and an ideal son to her.

>>89400475
She gave birth to him still inside the womb of her mother?

She had sex with her father and then married her child.

So...she got preged by her dad and married her brother/son.

>>89400511
Nah he did pretty poorly in the Jewish demo.

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>>89400475
Basically her father impregnated her and she gave birth to Cletus. Because of the fact that her father impregnated her, Cletus is both her brother and son. And the husband part is self-explanatory.

>>89400555
Not OP but thank you.

>>89400475
He's a great husband to his wife, a great brother to his sister and a great son to his mother. She didn't say she was his mother, sister and wife, just that he's the best for any unspecified gal.

He fucked his mom to have her, than married her later. Brother, father, and husband all in one.

>>89400475
she must be pretty old

>>89400555
But wouldn't that make him her Husband, Half-brother, and son?

>>89400889
does the order make a difference? lol

>>89400475
Her father impregnated her, later they escaped their abusive father/grnadfather and decided to marry and make an healthier family together.

>>89400840
>Nah, she was 14 when she had Cletus.

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>>89400475
Pic related

>>89401394
You fucker delete that right now

>>89401423
Just put a ribbon in her hair.

>>89401539
F U C K YOU
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>>89401539
No no no no no no no no nooooooooooo

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>>89401550
>>89401557
They had to change their names for witness protection.

>>89400475
Your average Drumpf supporters

>>89400506
She got knocked up by her dad, then gave birth to Cletus and then married him.

>>89401394
Is it me or does he seem like he would be voiced by Stephen Colbert

>>89401670
He is probably based off Colbert so...

>>89400916
Not order, half-brother, not brother.

>>89401394
Who is this character?

>>89400475
Well, in the state of Alabama...

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>>89400475
Brandine's mother remarried to Cletus's father making them step sibblings
Brandline ended up getting with her step dad at some point, making Cletus her step son
and then married Cletus making him her husband
no incest at all, love works in mysterious ways

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>>89400555
oh god fucking dammit, also nice trips

>>89400475
She had Cletus with her own father and then married him

>>89400475
They are british

>>89402272
It is acceptable for a blue board since it is only implications but better safe than sorry. I don't want a ban.

>>89400475
She meant that the Simpsons is written by upper middle-class urbanites who sneer at rural people as incestuous trash.

>>89400475
that he is his own grandpa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkiOm-vmpcY

>>89400475
>lol people in rural areas are retarded racist and incestuous amirite guys?
Things like this is why Trump won

>>89401984
Her mother adopted him. So he's legally her brother.

>>89401670
I always thought of him more as a Maurice LaMarche but his whiny/nerdy voice.

Incest: it's all relative.

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>>89400475
Your average Gumballfags

>>89400475
She fucked her father and gave birth to Cletus.

>>89401984
A brother is a brother. The only reason you should call a sibling a half-brother or half-sister is if you're not close to them or want to avoid association.

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>>89401394
DELET THIS