Have you ever come across a line of dialogue you find hilarious

The new Mickey cartoons.

>Pluto! You're R-R-RIPPED!
Gets me every time.

>>89395507
Everything from "The Looney Tunes Show"

>>89395507
I catch shit like that all the time in aqua teen. That kind of stuff is everywhere in that show, at least for me. There are lots of lines in that show that I feel like no one else laughs at. Most of the time it's just the way they say things, put emphasis one a certain word or part of the sentence that makes it hilarious. Frisky Dingo also has more than one moment like this.

>>89395602
>"Daffy? What are you doing in the marines??"
>" Bugs? What are you doing in an Albanian prison camp?!"

I fucking died laughing the first time I saw this scene. It's possibly the most absurd dialogue I can imagine for Bugs and Daffy.

>>89395697
SADNESS, IS FOR POOR PEOPLE

>>89395507
God that line was fucking perfect. It was the timing, I think. When the last slow pony crosses the finish line it's very funny

>>89395697
>your very own long bunny rabbit that you design!
>booty pooty
>it doesn't matter. none of this matters.
>Some would say that the Earth is our moon (WE'RE THE MOON!) but that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.

>>89396239
>wait a minute, you don't own it do you
>we could...right now we don't feel like it

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>>89395507
Almost all of early Harvey Birdman hit the laughing-for-no-reason part of my lizard-brain perfectly. Me and a couple close friends still drunkenly recite entire episodes to each other every time we get together

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>>89395507
>alright hold still this will only hurt once....But Damn is it going to hurt

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>>89396299
Not really dialogue. But the Bear in Harvey Birdman's mannerisms and his little reactionary groan. It's never when he does anything it's just when he's kinda standing around.
Like the scene where he's clapping then awkardly stops, not that funny. But when everyone starts laughing and he just stops caring and puts his hand on his hip is gold for me.

>>89395697
>>89396302
I don't even like the show, but "It don't matter. None of this matters" and the whole Hand Banana episode are hilarious.

>>89396373

>It don't matter. None of this matters

For some reason this helps my depression

>>89395573
that fucking delivery is excellent.

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The hairy lollipop bit from one of the early Robot Chicken episodes. It's that fucking noise the kid makes, I guess. Only two seconds long, but it gets me every fucking time.

>>89395573
Link?

>>89397784
Do you have a link to this?

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It happens all the time for me, not just in scripted shows.

Pic related is about Splatoon, for context there are characters named Callie and Marie, two celebrity characters that host in-game events called Splatfests, where each player picks a side and fights for it. Well, the last ever Splatfest in Splatoon 1 was Callie vs Marie, and Callie lost. Now, in the trailer for Splatoon 2, Marie gets a small scene that only shows her back in the trailer, with Callie nowhere in the trailer, even though in the first game they were a duo always together. This lead to a LOT of people assuming we "killed" Callie by having her lose the Splatfest, enough that Nintendo confirmed Callie is fine and will appear in the game.

The image always gets me, I don't know if it's the redundancy of the statements or the innocence of them, or maybe even just the concept in general.

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These "art" pieces are full of these sort of non-sequitur jokes. Nothing about them is particularly funny, but the bizzareness of them makes them laugh-worthy sometimes.

The episode of SpongeBob when Sandy is hibernating. That sound when Patrick gets hit in the head makes me laugh every time

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ME HOY MINOY

Even doing it in my head is making me giggle.

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>>89398050
I always read this in Kahn's voice
it makes it 10 X funnier

There's one line in King of the Hill that can hardly even be called a joke but it always makes me crack up.

Hank is leaving the house but before he goes he turns to Peggy and admonishes her "don't jiggle the trays" of water he had just put in the freezer to make ice. It's so quintessentially Hank.

>Oh yeah?! Well, what if I said...
>BLARGHEN FA DIDDLE NO HIP

>>89397813

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zVS7BLbbkk

>>89395573

WUH HAPPEN

>>89398598
kek, this is actually pretty funny, I thought it was just kid's shit.

>Micky treats minnie just like Pluto as he leaves
>R-R-Ripped!
>every time Minnie says "Pa-Loo-Toe!"
>Mailman minnie with a hydrant hat and kittens

>>89398762

You really ought to watch the other ones. They're all really good!

A ton of lines from King of the Hill. It's hard to even quote them because without the voice actor's inflection you don't really get the humor of it at all.

When Dale tries to cash Bill's million dollar check and the teller says to him in deadpan "most of the million dollar checks we receive are jokes," and he replies "Your job sounds fun" in complete earnestness, that fucking kills me.

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>>89395507
>Have you ever come across a line of dialogue you find hilarious but can't quite put your finger on why it's so funny?

Yes, in the Batman movie, when Bane says

>For you

>>89398762
They are great, watch some more of the them, you'll see.

>>89395507
A lot of Stimpy lines are like that for me, especially his "Waaaaah!" from Insomniac Ren

>>89396373
I used to hate it until that line from Carl
>I used to think rape was funny, but then it happened to me!
Now I don't.

Carl is just fucking hilarious, all the way down to his character design.

In the time travel episode of gravity falls, young Robbie runs up to the twins+Soos and squirts them with a water gun and shouts, "yeah! Young Robbie!" And I fucking lost it.

But you doesn't got to call me Johnson

Ooh what a lovely tea party.

>>89400136
TINY RICK MOTHERFUCKERS!

Watching Cartman running around tiny centered in frame for seconds on end in the Russell Crowe episode

Early futurama was so good. Shame the comedy central seasons never really could get a foothold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp8-UbRISZ4

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>>89398598
Minnie is such a fucking tease in this

>>89396027
oh god that episode is pure gold. That episode alone is reason enough to watch that show.
>KNOW. YOUR. ROLE!
>*gun firing and screaming*

>>89399117
The one where Boomhauer has a bad break up and Bill picks him back up, and tells him that one weekends he hangs out outside a women's prison and offers released inmates rides home.

Then they actually show Bill doing it in the last moments of the episode, he picks up some huge, scary woman in a sleeveless t-shirt

>Welcome back to society!

>So what were you in for?
>Killed my boyfriend.
>....does that mean you're single?

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>>89398598
Okay, how many of you guys fapped to this?

>>89395573
Same show, different episode
>whuhabben

>>89395697
>I AM A MAN, DAMNIT

"I shall rule the world. I shall enact zoning laws!"

>>89404753
I SHOULD NOT WALK SO A CHILD MAY LIVE!

That's what it does!

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Arthur has so many incredibly quotable moments that leave me in stitches.

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>>89399134
>For you
I look at this line as the pinnacle of completely nonsenical laughter, everything about it is just absurdly hilarious.

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>>89398050

using dracula as a unit of measurement has literally never failed to make me smile upon thinking back upon it

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>>89395507
>I JUST LOVE SHARING A COZY HOT CUP OF LAPSANG SOUCHONG TEA

>>89399117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYLU31cAgHE

I cant think of a single Chuck Mangione that isnt gold

Not dialogue, but when I went to see 300 in Theaters and it got to the part inside Xerxes' party tent, as it was panning over the scene and went past the guy wearing the goat head I lost my shit. I couldn't stop giggling for a good couple minutes just thinking about that fucking goat man and I'm still not sure why.

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>>89398050
THESE ARE DARK TIMES!

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>>89395507
This isn't even /co/, but whenever I see this picture of a dog getting hit in the dick I die laughing. I'm struggling just to post this because I keep thinking about it.

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>>89395507
Literally every episode of frisky dingo. My favorite one right now is when Stan and Xander are in the coffee shop and the woman comes up to them with a plate of donut holes
>Woman: Would you like to try a meemuff?
>Stan: What in the hell makes you think I would ever want a......mismuff
The fucking delivery is perfect, also Ronnie's dying words
>I would like to have seen.....Hannah Montana

>>89395697
Wendell's voice in Frisky Dingo is just too funny to not laugh at any of his llines. Same goes to that guy in Sealab 2021 that always yells.

>>89395507
That scene in the South Park movie, at Stark's Pond after all the kids leave to see the movie except Cartman and Kenny, and Cartman just says in a completely deadpan voice
"I hate you Kenny" and he just makes the South Park >:( face and it's so fucking funny

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>>89396373

>>89398455
Another line like this, that's just completely character based humor and it's only funny in that sense was like a scene, Hank and Peggy reading the newspaper before Bobby walks in and the actual scene starts
>Hey Peggy, did you hear they're taking out that stop sign on [street name]
>Lives will be lost.

>>89395507

"Buenas Noches, Mein Fuhrer" kills me every single time.

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>>89399134
It's perfect because that whole scene is just garbage and doesn't make sense or matter to the plot.
But wew boy the /tv/ memes always make me fucking laugh, for some reason that never gets old for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ydPNfN8PeI

It's part of the joke of Tyson not being able to remember, but the delivery has always stuck with me.

Also
>Something about Fry being stupid
>"No, I'm doesn't!"

>>89407186
>"I already did!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=897e_3srmbs

>>89406957
>This is for Cody.
>You're going down for this Cody!

>>89407186
That Fry quote is actually more cerebral than I once thought.

The idea is that Dwight (or maybe it was Cubert) said liquor makes you dumb, and because Fry believes/knows he's dumb, he assumed he was being targeted.

So he started to reply with "No I'm not," but when he realized halfway through the sentence that he was not in fact being targeted, he switches to "No it doesn't," producing: "No I'm- doesn't..."

It's incredibly subtle, but that's how you know it's well written, good comedy is nuanced. It also emphasizes Fry's stupidity and reinforces the kids' point.

>>89406943
>>89406957
For me it's this little moment when they're in Las Vegas (I like to call it lost wages, anyways) when Xander is flirting with the waitress,
>I'll have a Tom Collins and the learning of your name.
>Caaarie... *giggles*
>HOO HOO HOO HOO!!!
He comes out with this laugh that is so over the top and comes out of nowhere that makes me laugh every time. Go back and watch that episode again, it's hilarious.

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>>89398598
>1:23

>>89396373

I find myself saying exact quotes from Aqua Teen in the exact same voice and cadence at weird times

That one and "I'll do what I want, when I want and how I want" are the most common

>>89395507


>Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72mcTwEleno

YOU MAKE OUR HOUSE BLEED RIGHT NOW

>>89404390
I could not stop laughing for five fucking minutes after that.

https://youtu.be/c6gw5LnKeGU?t=55

>>89405929
The whole idea of ghouls being more scary because they're "beefcakes" is fucking hilarious to me.

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>>89406943
Now I glue this to your head-
>Hey- hey!
And then I make love to your face.

Two things from Futurama:
>It's working! Hooray! ...I can't hold on!
and
>Life is hilariously cruel, heh heh AAAAGH!!!
I think it's the way there's no pause between the levity and the panic.

>>89404945
Came here to post this.
This is the pinnacle of comedy.

>>89406943
>GIVE ME THE VILLABOUTS OF THE WHEREIN KELLEY

I am a writer and I don't quite understand how this joke happened.

>>89407052
That and no pay off like 17 minutes into the episode.

>you're supposed to yield you jacka-...Oh right

>>89395697
I can't stop using the phrase "So are we jigglin' or...?" to express impatience. I've been doing it for over ten years.

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>>89395507
Matt Damon was the real outer space potato man.

>>89404945
i loved this line. I used to say it occasionally like the intolerable autist that I was/still am.

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>>89395507
What is Xavier?

>>89412126
SQUATOPIA

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>>89412221
You made me do that entire ridiculous introduction? Why I oughta-hey your alright!

>>89410628
My guess is someone was reading the script at like a table reading or something, and while they were setting the scene, they had to say "The Villian Killface" but it came out as "The Wherin Kelly" and it became such a staff joke they started incorporating it into scripts

>>89406385

Seconding this. I think about this on every occasion I drink Lapsang Souchong.

I also find something so profoundly obscure about an extreme close up of Robotnik talking about Lapsang Souchong tea being able to be something that can be referenced on /co/.

>>89412126
>Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk.

>Agh, my squeedily spooch!

It's a combination of the voice, the face Zim makes and the line itself. This one always cracks me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ERbN2eb0o

>>89395697
>Okay so touch the red wire with the green wire
>Okay but what about Shake?
>What about him?
>That's what I said yo, ba-ba-boom!

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>>89395507
The baby looked at you?

Any of those lines that play at the end of KOTH

>It's so juicy

Also should mention the word boggle and Dallas makes me chuckle no matter where I hear it because of the YTP

PHRASING BOOM

>king of the hill episode where Bobby learns about insurance fraud and becomes super afraid of freak accidents
>scene where Dale starts grease fire and Bobby is freaking out
>"DAD MR GRIBBLE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO"
>Hank sighs in disgust as his best friend is burning in agony
>"yeah, that'll happen..."

that last line

that one little teeny tiny line

the delivery is literally the funniest thing I have ever experienced in all media ever and have been referencing it for over 10 years in hopes of somebody recognizing it. Sadly nobody ever has

>>89410032

That joke just gets funnier after watching R2.

>>89415759
This
Wiggum is concerned