Oh look, the Deus Ex Machina is just gonna fuck off back to Neverland

>>89374895
I fucking know right! This shit better come back later.

>>89374895
What is the point of all this?

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>>89374895

I fell off on this story somewhere around when they first introduced the trans girl and her robot handed brother.

anybody wanna explain how we got to what I'm seeing here, and how the fuck Martin is related to this?

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Wait... was that it? Light blue shirt girl just pops in and shoots a monster with a gun?

What the fuck kind of storytelling is this?

>>89375290
Marten is not related to this in any way. He hardly ever shows up now.

>>89375290
Faye got fired for alcoholism and got a job using her metal working talents at an underground robot fighting ring. She befriended a red muscular military robot there named Bubbles and they're basically lesbians.

She punched her boss in the face for being a cunt but Jeph decided to reveal that Bubbles actually had her war memories stolen away by the boss, who's name is Corpse Witch and was revealed to be a criminal mastermind, so a mysterious men in black group walked into the coffee shop to help Faye and Bubbles.

Marten and Claire were phased out of the comic almost completely like a year ago. This is about shitty sci-fi and robot segregation now, with occasional cuts to the bizarro coffee shop for some reason.

>>89375385
Oh... Oh no...

>>89374895
>yeah actually we can't prove we're not full of shit but cmon she needs your help
And you fucking fell for it.

>>89375290

Marten's only relevant when Claire shows up.

He literally doesn't matter any more.

>>89375385
>men
how heterosexist of you, they are obviously genderqueer seriously the robot MIB is supposed "genderqueer". THE ROBOT

>>89375205
the only points in QC are the ones that pass directly through JJ's palms.

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>>89374895
>Vulnerable and in need of love
Does this mean she's going to FINALLY fuck the robot?

>>89376922
I want a beat for beat replay of the "this is me" moment with Bubbles taking off her armor to reveal that she's just got a whole mess of dicks under there.

>>89376944
>
>You're BEAUTIFUL

>>89376944
>Stuff me like a turkey baby. Shoot in me like my daddy shot in his head. Make me drunk on dick.

>>89374895
>still caring about this trash webcomic

This comic could be saved if red robot just goes full insane and kills a bunch of humans.
Then you pit humans vs. robots in an epic war that is only resolved via off screen fighting, all the while our protagonists sit around and talk quippy.

The zapped monster will of course have been the actual memories in question

We'll inevitably discover those memories were downloaded into the gun instead of erased.

>>89377633
no one cares we're just here to mock it

>>89375290
Marten pretty much never shows up anymore. The entire extent of his character at this point is "Claire's boyfriend".

I'm pretty sure JJ just doesn't find him remotely interesting anymore.

Either that or he's realized that any drama whatsoever in their relationship is a live grenade considering how tumblr his fanbase is, and he doesn't know how to write interesting stable healthy relationships, so he just never shows up anymore and is just implicitly being happy with Claire offscreen all the time.

love that conspicuous close up shmorky klurf style shot of the bad robot's pelvis, no problematic genital implication here, folks

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>>89376798

>>89375299

His entire writing career is a garbage, never ending slice of life webcomic. He doesn't know how to write anything other than interpersonal drama. He wanted to write about how the characters felt and acted when they found out that the mean lady had double lied to them, so he just sped through the action as quickly as possible to get there.

>>89374895
Is the thick one the tranny?

>>89380983
None of those are. Claire hasn't showed up for a while.

Reminder: this is the single highest-paid Patreon wecomic creator out there.

Nearly 8k a month is exchanged for this.

>>89381457
It's kind of telling that nobody here cares enough to post tomorrow's comic the way doag does like clockwork.

>>89377822
Fucking this!

>>89375385
The post-singularity technology, robots, and cybernetic have always been the back drop for QC. Jeph's just more interested in the sappy romance and coffee shop plots than any of the futuristic stuff.

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>>89381457
pic related screenshot from December. I think Sakimi Chan doesn't focus on webcomics, so yes JJ is top webcomic Patreon earner.

Where's the titfuck porn

member the autistic bartender?

when did that story go away?

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>>89383884
when THIS happened

Did Jacques plan for the story to devolve into Asimov wank from the very beginning? Or did he just get bored with slice of life relationship drama and phone in a plot change? Was there any real foreshadowing to this shit?

>>89374895

Those fucking dead eyes.

>>89374895
This is new low I thought even this hack couldn't sink to. I can't even comprehend someone thinking this writing is acceptable out of something that isn't a second grade paper. How do you rationalize putting a literal deus ex machina into your story with no explanation or back story and then removing it in few pages.

>>89374895
>my sides
>my fucking sides

I love QC hate threads. The worse this thing gets the greater the comedy. Fuck, we do a good job of making our own fun. And thats before the R34.
Shine on you glorious basterds.

>>89384006
he makes it up as he goes based on how his meds make him feel and what his butt buddy wil wheaton is blathering about on twitter

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>>89374895
no, come back robot devil!

>>89384006
>jeph
>planning more than a week of comics in advance
>ever

>>89387587
Dude doesn't even plan a day in advance.

Where the fuck do you think scene change to a new mary sue came from?

>>89376922
Robot lovin'

>>89383937
Thank fucking god Brun happened. At least it let me quit QC for a while

>>89384006

If he could actually A) write for shit or B) plan more than a day in advance a good Asimov wank would be pretty fucking decent. Instead we get the special snowflake of the month club with some of the laziest art this side of a deviantArt account.

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>>89377633
We're not enjoying the webcomic. It's just that we're addicted to shitposting

>>89381748
>It's kind of telling that nobody here cares enough to post tomorrow's comic the way doag does like clockwork

This amazes me.

/doag/ has at least three anon Patreanons and a namefag posting new strips. Jeph makes way more on Patreon and has way more patrons, but not even one of them wants to post the strips here?

You can't tell me there isn't a single attention whore among them who wouldn't put on a trip and post them to get some recognition on /co/

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There's not even trying, and then there's this.

>>89383532
Who in the nine hells is Sakimi-chan?

>>89383532
>>89392389
From what I can tell from the Google search I did for you you're welcome is that he/she just does polished portrait stuff of established characters.
http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/

>>89375385
I thought this comic was about redheaded chicks with feminine dicks.

>>89392549
I'm always amazed they make that much money for shiny, dead eyed fanart...people are weird

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>>89375385
This is even stupider than when Tim Buckley made the Linux nerd's penguin an evil mastermind.

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>>89392791
What are you on about? I've never seen mannequins of Sailor Bubbles, Sailor Blossom, and Sailor Buttercup look more alive.

>>89392964
Wasn't that a sorta crossover with some other long-dead webcomic?

It was big back in the early 2000s, but I can;t remember the name for the life of me.

>>89393055
It might have been initially, the penguin and linux guy (Scott? Maybe?) were just side characters for years until Buckley started trying to put drama in his comic about a retard playing video games.

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>>89383532
>Sakimi Chan makes at minimum $360,000 per year

>>89392978
his porn's alright. The men could stand to be girthier though.

>>89375205
So faye could make bubbles vulnerable and rapeable

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>>89376798

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Here's his latest lovely tumblr drawing too. I know it's not Momo but he has a real hard time drawing different characters so it might as well be.

>>89393909
>89393909
>edit of strip 3399
Digits checked.

>>89394013
>he gets paid for art like this

I'm disgusted
but also envious

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and now the characterization of the robot devil is changed as well

at least this fucking abortion of a story is over

>>89394694
oh did Jeph say he was quitting the comic game after today? Because that's the only way this shit can ever be over

>>89394694
>at least this fucking abortion of a story is over

I dont think so

>>89394694
this will make a great edit

>>89394768
Someone needs to make panel 4 and 5 a loss edit.

>>89394694

edit Prince Robot's death visions on this

Why did he go out of his way to do this ridiculous deux ex machina?
He had a perfectly reasonable solution to this problem with Hannelore's father, shot that down for no good reason and then introduced this bullshit.

>>89395151
>handstab
>competent writing
pick one

>>89394694
Several replies within minutes of posting. Clearly an interest.

Why the hell don't you QC fags have a Patreanon yet?

>>89392389
>Who in the nine hells is Sakimi-chan?
Someone still making bank off of one picture of Natalie Portman from Leon the Professional and being imitated by even lower tier human garbage

>>89395547
?

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>>89394694
>she can't remember her war crimes she wanted to forget
>but at least she has friends

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>>89395669
Try not to rip your dick off sport

>>89394836
Someone needs to go back to /v/

>>89395921
Not him but...yeah...I can't make that promise.

>>89394694

>Slight angle in Panel 5 in a pointless effort to avoid the inevitable edits

Oh Jeph

>>89394694
Panel 4 change the fagbots text to "you are right"

Panel 5 is the handstab picture.

Make it so.

>>89394694
For a moment there, I thought he was actually gonna go the "she never had locked memories in the first place, and her memory was altered to believe that she did" route.

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>>89394768

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>>89376798

>>89374895
>Wow. Jeff's so hopeless that even the Deus ex Machina gave up and just walked out of there

Literally my first thought when I saw that. My second one was

>Let's see what 4chan has to say about it

And whoop-dee-doo, it seems I wasn't the only one.

>>89398968
Holy shit. That's surprisingly well-made. Bugs' face in the last panel is fantastic.

>>89397506
Jesus christ, QA thread.
You have people making great edits like this, that NO ONE comments on.
You don't post the patreon strips.
Okay. I guess.
RIP in piss.

>>89395404
Why bother?

>>89399287
hating QC is masturbation at this point. no one cares but you.

I stopped reading when the dude stopped dating the chick who owns the coffee shop. How did it end up like this? What happened in between?

>>89399641

Jeph became a SJW and tried to ride the coattails of Catlyn Jenner.

>>89399287
>You don't post the patreon strips.

Why should one of us bother to give him a penny in order to rip off his artwork?

>>89399103
eh, it's more likely for bugs to be the crossdresser though.

>>89399641
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bU8z49X6I

>>89376798
wew

>>89398968
Kek!

I wish Jeph would bother to make a plot twist like that Corpse Witch has moved the memories to her own hard drive or something. That she has them.

>>89398968
Go ahead and a few extra internets home today, you earned them.

>>89400303
A sensible move on her part, but unlikely. He needs to make sure we all know that Corpse Witch is totally evil and needs to go to robot jail.

Encrypting the memories in exchange for servitude isn't really as bad as it first appears. Bubbles didn't want them anyway, and Corpse Witch needed some sort of remuneration for the service provided. Having her delete them for the sake of it avoids any grey area and keeps it nice and simple.

>>89398968
>10/10
>>89397506
>8/10

This is fun.
Fuck you stabby.

>>89400303
that's not much of a twist and is probably what he'll do

>>89394694

fucking kill me. just somebody sneak up behind me and blow my shitty fucking brains out so i never have to experience another one of these comics.

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>>89376798

>>89393909
Isn't emily's name spelled "Azuma?" Isn't Jeph paid thousands of dollars a month to do this comic?

>>89383532
>adam4d makes 4k a month
HOLY FUCK

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>>89376798

>>89394694
Even Jeff's own forum is saying that this Anonbot storyline was pointless and disappointing even by QC's "standards".
It's THAT bad.

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>>89405878
The same fucks that gushed over "this-this is me?"

>>89383532
Welp, time to kill myself.

>>89406014
Those very same. I can't quite believe it either.

>Anticlimactic is the word, all right. I just didn't expect Creepybot's utility suite to be so powerful that breaking a powerful encryption and overcoming protective malware would be so easy that Emily -- who, we thought, was selected for her quirky brilliance, for what she could add to the fight -- never had to do anything more than turn a key and pull a trigger. And then to find there's simply nothing there on top of that? Huh.
>No, sorry Jeph. I fully understand the desire on your part to fast-track this part of Bubbles' story and move on to its consequences. I also understand the urge to introduce an interesting new character when they pop into your brain. However, the whole way this arc has been handled has just been on long narrative hand-wave. Simply put, there was no need to use Creepybot whatsoever. It would have been just as simple to use existing characters like Station and 'one of my colleagues who has an out-of-the-box idea on how to fix this'. This would avoid creating expectations for the Creepybot character that are never going to be fulfilled.
>My disappointment in this storyline continues to increase.
>Barring some extra twist that fixes everything, (And I don't honestly think Jeph's skillset includes masterfully intricate plot twists, seeing as his stories have never actually used any,) I just don't see this story resolving itself in any satisfying way. At the very least, I'm not interested in what's going to happen next, because it's just a question of what method Bubbles wants to use to go through anger management.
>So far, this storyline has been a damp squib for me, full of ideas not really followed through, and ending (apparently, at least) with an anticlimax.

>>89406137
Even this one faggot

>You can't crack a one panel joke over something that's going to be so emotionally devastating to Bubbles. It perhaps should have been more fleshed out, but lo, Jeph is one person, not a team of Hollywood writers, cut him a break. I'm glad people are free to be critical on this forum, but I wish there was some perspective. It's the first arc I didn't enjoy, and probably only because I was listening to people telling me I shouldn't enjoy it, when it's one guy writing a 4-panel daily comic all by himself. Not meant to be a Hollywood blockbuster.

>>89406137
>>89394694
In before creepybot wiped the memories to hide her own secret, and made it so Bubbles wouldn't go after them any more.

It's the easiest way short of disappearing Bubbles.

Do not read Questionable Content.

>>89375385

You break down is better written than the actual comic....

>>89406211
>peter_get_off_the_internet.jpg

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even his echo chamber hates him. Truly this is looking to be a promising year.

>>89394694
>at least this fucking abortion of a story is over
It's not over yet.

They've still got to go confront Corpse Witch. Which will probably entail revealing to the other bots that whatever leverage she has on them is similarly fake (because of course there's no other reason they'd work for her), punch bot punches her, she goes to robot jail, Faye gets a new job running a charity shelter for downtrodden robots. 5 pages, tops.

>>89374895
>>89394694
>I must go now. My planet needs me!
[robot died on the way to thier home planet]

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>>89407143

>>89406816
never gets old

>>89398968

Im triggered that the ammount of barrells changes randomly

>>89408814
It didn't. The line for the bottom left panel is the bed.

>>89406137
>I don't honestly think Jeph's skillset includes masterfully intricate plot twists, seeing as his stories have never actually used any

Are these the people that pay Jeph money for this shit? What was this person even doing in what is usually his circle jerk forum?

>>89406159
Was this Handstabs in disguise?

>>89374895
>we could be evil but either way she's going to rebound onto you and isn't that the REALLY important thing here?
Kek.
Robosatan-1 Atheists-0

>>89398968
Amazing

>>89409702

OOOOH, fuck, now I see it. Thanks a ton man.

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>>89407312
member when the tranny was still a major character?

>>89375385
>who's name is Corpse Witch
Wait that's her actual name? I thought that was some sort of parody name one of these threads came up with.

What the fuck kind of name is that? What do witches have to do with corpses?

>>89394694
>oh no the memories i didn't want to remember are gone

>>89397229
I thought so too. It was interesting and clever.I guess that should have been a dead give-away that it wasn't going to happen.

>>89412018
Jeph never liked the name, but the people on his forums adopted it and got him to put it in the canon. The QC threads here wanted to name her Pinky or would refer to her as a Princess Bubblegum ripoff.

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>>89375385
>mfw ive been reading still and i just realized this is correct

>>89399764
I think the other part of the joke is that Bugs is complimenting him on pulling a fast one on Bugs using one of is own gags.

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>>89411493
Remember when Hanners wasn't just there to highlight the new flavor of the week?

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>>89412909
just like Bubbles is NotGarnet

>>89414300
Exactly. And Brun is a random Syrian refugee.

>>89383937
>>89390437

Brun was literally the only reason I ever became the smallest bit interested in this webcomic.

>>89376922
fuck the, ah, trans-human?

>>89414391
I absolutely despised every single appearance she made.

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>>89414464
>>89414300
>>89414391

>>89393383
B: Faye. I am hurt. and . . . confused.
F: Oh, bubbles, how sad. Allow me to comfort you.
B: Yes. Please do the comfort.
F: Oh, how wrong it would be, because you now are teh hurt.
B: No.Wrong it is not. For I consent, with the blockchain I just read about on wikipedia.

They kiss.

>>89397506
Wow. Perfect.

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>>89414441
no, the fat one

>>89412394
Strongbad reeds his she-male?

>>89415006
who?

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Where the fuck is Brun?

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>>89417993
Don't know. Her story arc was a little meh

>>89417993
Biting the dust along with the tranny, hopefully

>>89418032
>>89398968
I am willing to suck a dick for sauce.

>>89375385
Add Martain fucked a trainny and its perfect.

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>>89418032
we never saw the climax of the arc

I have never seen a plotline dealt with in such a shit way.

You can tell Jeph REALLY wants this comic to fucking end. Marten doesn't even fucking exist anymore, the second he hooked up with the tranny was when Jeph's virtue signaling quota was made, so he needed him no more. Just end it Jeph.

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>>89418834

>>89418856
He really just wrote himself into a corner this arc.

Well, not really, he just didn't want to take the time and effort to craft dialogue for what SHOULD be a dramatic arc.
>Find out blackmail -> cry -> issue of blackmail immediately resolved.

Fucking Bravo.

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Another gem from the forums
>The storyline is intensely personal, not as lighthearted as the usual. Only the one about the suicide of a major character's father was more intense.
>There were humorous aspects, the key, the nerfgun of black ice countermeasures, and for that matter, the Grey Eminence's side remarks.
>It was also a really good way of dropping rather more weighty hints about how a post singularity world works. Yes, there are the Great AIs. They have different concerns from humanity as a whole. They're not ominipotent nor omniscient though, they know it, and are deeply introspective and self critical. Somehow, despite having godlike powers, they have inherited from their creators some of our best traits, rathdr than worst ones. Power tends to corrupt; Absolute power corrupts absolutely. They have avoided that tendency, even if it means not intervening in real injustices like the way the penal system treats parolees.
>All explained, or inferred, unsubtly hinted at, by this one story. From a narrative viewpoint, the reason why Bubbles had to be in such a terrible situation was to reveal more about the Greys as you put it. Rather than them being a Deus Ex Machina, a way of getting out of a painted in corner, the whole plot was about world exposition, and to show why they don't appear every day, yet provide an excuse for them intervening now.
>At the end of which we have the beginning of a new chapter, the next step of Bubbles healing, and if we're lucky, something to make the life of AIs who live amongst humanity a bit kinder. At least 3 intertwined stories, 4 if you include the continued healing of the pugnacious peach.
>Consider how much has been revealed about the QCverse by May's story. Robot Jail.

No, guys. You see, this storyline is actually brilliant! You just don't get it!
I especially like the part about how the robot showing up from nowhere and giving a solution to the their problems is not a Deus Ex Machina, but "worldbuilding".

>>89420037
Holy shit, this is Star Wars prequels levels of apologia
>sure the plot and characters are retarded, but worldbuilding. and 2deep4u themes!

>>89418949
It wouldn't have been nearly as bad if he didn't waste so much time on the build up
>Bubbles: The encryption is too strong. Nobody can break it.
>Hannelor: The encryption is too strong. Nobody can break it.
>Station: The encryption is way too fucking strong, even with my god-like abilities I'd never even attempt something to risky.
>Original Character Do Not Steal: Oh hey everyone! I just broke the encryption and made it as easy to undo as right clicking and deleting it.

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I know he's serious and I can't stop laughing.

>>89421942
The fuck is wrong with Stabeth Hoe, it's just shit after shit after shit.

>>89421942
The Heart,

>>89421942
Is the robo fucks ing now a three some?

>>89418335
I drew them

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>>89422658
whip it out

>>89422177
Sides: Gone

>>89422891
Anon, you never had sides. A robot only made you think you once had them.

>>89422658
Put someone in booty shorts, Liquid.
Just do it, Liquid.

>>89421942
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>89421942
Why did ponytails go through all of this and why is she suddenly so fucking emotional? Didn't she just meet the robot like a day ago?

>>89375205
>bubbles has hidden trauma
>trauma gone
>effects of trauma still here, but not Jeph doesn't have to explain anything.

>>89423117
Ok, standby

>>89375205
>ask why
>there is no why

>>89423755
I guess that when you hit someone with a hammer, it's a bonding experience.

I'm so fucking confused.

Do you know how many soliders suffering from ptsd would love to have those memories locked away or deleted to stop the sudden triggers from ruining your day?

Like shit man. Imagine how much good you could do for rape victims and shit.

I just don't see what the problem was with not being able to remember your comrades/friends dying horribly...while also remembering said friends!?

>>89424525
Making it an AI problem that any troubled person would be grateful to have, and then having not only a solution to it but one that comes at no personal cost either fucking way, holy shit this arc is tonedeaf.

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>>89423117
Here you go

>>89421942
Anybody have Jeph's contact info? Someone let him know it's ok to just have the robot fuck the fatty. Let him know he doesn't need all this backstory, we won't mind.

>>89424850
I would submit to what ever cleaning ritual she requires of me to be able to dump quart of penizoil in that ass.

>>89421942
Terrible

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>>89425083
She'll sit on your face for $20

>>89425212
I'm down to be her throne.

>>89425182
Excellent

>I notice a lot of people here not being happy with how things played out. Many times I've been reading a story and found myself unhappy with how the author ended the story. But that's just the nature of being a reader. Many here are arguing with Jeph's storytelling...but I find it easier to just accept it. It's his story, he's telling it, and it is what it is.
>not being rude or anything, just...it's a story. Nothing more, nothing less. It goes how it goes.
What did he mean by this?

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>>89425212
Now you gotta draw it, though.

>>89421942

I always find myself laughing when Jeph tries to portray any serious level of emotion in his art.

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>>89425240
Now I want to see her sitting on Jackson's face.

>>89425212
Oh shit I thought that was hanners...still bend it like beckham.

>>89425238
>the final stabbing in coming.

It's QC so who cares?
I certainly don't.

I'm just weirded by the fact that the new albino robot is a Desire of the endless lookalike.

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>>89424569
And don't forget that her friends are willing and eager to murder her boss (and anyone who happens to be standing nearby) for the crime of doing exactly what Bubbles wanted her to do in the first place.

>>89424569
Like.....I just don't understand why this is memory shit is even part of this.

why not just have it be about bubbles dealing with ptsd and how she works these sleazy jobs as a means of coping and punishing herself self loathing and all that.

and maybe faye convincing her to look into robot therapy or some shit with a flash back of bubbles squad getting torn apart by machine gun fire, but because of her tough body, shes the only one to survive.

THAT would be at least be interesting SOMEBODY out there wanted to know what bubbles deal is.

god dammit CAD > QUESTIONABLE CONTENT

>>89375299
Duh, the monster was the secret behind the door. Fear what happens when Bubbles access that memory location while operating in the real world.

>>89422177
>>89422891
I don't get it

>>89414028
Remember when these threads were making jokes and porn about the comic, instead of just "This is terrible" for 500 posts every thread?

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I dropped this comic well over a year back and I've been fine with that since.
I'm going to assume it's improved about as much as the artwork has, and leave while feeling smug and superior for not subjecting myself to this shit anymore

>>89425182
I'm at a loss

>>89420037
>post singularity world
I'm sorry, what?
I thought this was just a comic about a bunch of 20somethings that frequent the same coffee shop and there's a couple of robots because "Comedy". Did the author REALLY explain that they live in a post singularity world or is this forum-poster just blowing smoke up Stabs MacKenzie's gaping wound?

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>>89428268
Nope, that literally happened.
There was a comic some thirty-seven years ago where they went
>Hey, did you know the Singularity happened?
>Really?
>Yeah, but it turns out the godlike meta AI just want to talk to people and junk.
>Oh. *sips coffee*

pic very much related

>>89424525
This. So much this.
I'm sure my grandfather would have much rather had someone snip out some of his most horrid war memories to deal with PTSD and survivor's guilt than the fucking electroshock therapy he DID get for it.

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>>89425240
Working on it.

>>89424525

I think it's because there was no consent to the deletion of the memories. She was basically mind raped, if you will.

>>89425182
I can't decide if they need to be rotated 90 degrees in the last panel or not

>>89429004
you can't rape a robot, anon

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>I fear I find all this amateur critic stuff about bad writing a bit wearying.
>I'm not a major comics fan, and don't get involved in the subculture, although I do have about 35 years issues of a UK comic called 2000Ad in the loft... And from that, an observation. In the early days 2000AD used a now deceased artist called Massimo Belardinelli. He produced to me wonderful artwork in a complex surreal style which produced often amazing images. However there were those who argued that he had something of a weak point when it came to direct human anatomy. Frankly this didn't bother me, if there were some surreally positioned muscles amongst all this gorgeously imagined imagery then so damn what. But it meant that his work got a bunch of criticism from those who couldn't look past the doctrinaire position of how it should be done and just enjoy the glorious artwork. And the end result, as they now admit was a mistake, TMO (the editors) didn't commission anything like as much work from Belardinelli as he should have done.
>So what's my point. Yeah, our man is going to have better arcs and less good arcs, but also he's going to try stuff, and why not. Look at the way he's transformed his artwork from the early days. Happened by trying things and experimenting and learning. But you know, in real life people do walk in from nowhere and disappear again. One of the most influential people in my life I only met a handful of times, each widely spaced and for at most a few days at a time. Be pretty damn boring if every comic was written to the same identikit utilitarian rules. So folks, when you criticise, think. Are you really only criticising for not following the same sad old conventions? Some of what's being said comes over like that in this head. There are lots of good reasons for not breaking too many of the rules too much of the time, but, in fiction, to try and force everyone into a procrustean bed of convention: now honest, is that how you really want things?

>>89429216
Now you're reaching a bit. The robots have clearly been shown to have feelings, thoughts, fears, etc.

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>>89429240
>tl;dr IT'S NOT BAD WRITING, IT'S REALISTIC. SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST GO AWAY AND SOMETIMES WEIRD STUFF JUST HAPPENS. YOU JUST DON'T GET IT.
So Raven, the black intern, Sven, Angus, Steve... It's not that Jeff just throws new characters into the mix whenever he writes himself into a corner, but when someone just *poof* disappears I'M SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S BRILLIANT AND REALISTIC WRITING?

.... QC was the fist webcomic I genuinely enjoyed. Why, Jeph? Why did you degrade so much and invite such spineless idiots to give you praise? NO NEGATIVITY ALLOWED

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So if the Friday Strip reveals that Suitbot was working for Bubbles' boss the whole time and was purposefully fucking them over, does it redeem this story arc at all?

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>Faye and Bubbles keep calling each other friends
>only hug
>nothing else
my /u/ heart is stabbing itself in the hand

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>>89429338
>redeem this story arc at all

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>>89376922
I fuckin wish

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I wonder which side Punchbot will choose

>>89374895
The stupidest part of this whole sequence was that Bubbles, a MILITARY civil defense android didn't tear off his fucking head when he started incapacitating civilians.

>>89429338
It would be a slow start. It would explain how easy she was able to decrypt everything. Also show ties to dangerous criminals and give an actual reason why Pinkie is an actual villain.

But that's assuming JJ doesn't just drop the character.

>>89392964

But not as stupid as when Tim Buckley sent his main character to a dystopian future with a milk (butter?) powered time machine, a future in which the hilarious robot character went rogue and enslaved humanity, the aversion of which killed the main character. His wife founded a church of gamers in his honor and the robot got a medal.

As stupid as QC or DoA ever get, they will never be as stupid as Miscarriage Dad desperately crawling towards a butter-powered time machine weeping "oh gods!" as he tries to save his retarded universe.

>>89421942
Please PLEASE make this the next loss.jpg

>>89431950
Like this? >>89425182

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>>89431950
It's been done before

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so who or what IS suitbot? have we ever seen her before? did jacks ever explain what, exactly, it is her organization is or represents or why?

>>89433078
Nope. They just suddenly appeared, mysterious and nigh-omnipotent, said and did cryptic things, then walked off-panel.

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>>89375205
Jeph is setting up Station freaking out and orbital blasting Boston into oblivion which will be the tie in to Alice Grove.

>>89433078
We just know the devil bot is the only AI that speaks with rounded speech bubbles.

>>89433250
Which could at least set up for a nice "Commence primary ignition" sequence but he'd probably draw it boring.

>>89433250
Is Alice Grove still going?
I got to the point they met that buff blonde girl and couldn't stomach it anymore.

>>89433378
Well if you stopped reading because you hate her start again, won't spoil it but you'll be pleasently surprised.

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>>89421942

>>89433078
Given hints and backstory that have been provided on the forumns, I theorize that Devilbot is one of the "True" AIs, one of the computer intelligences that actually thinks as efficiently as a computer and isn't hindered by the strange anthropomorphization.

>The singularity hits
>A superintelligence is born
>Scientists have predicted that it will eclipse human intelligence in less than a second
>It just wants to have coffee and goof with butts

No.

The anthropomorphic, limited robots might be shackled AI who can't alter their programming, and thus can't expand their inteligence exponentially like a real unshackled AI would be able to. I theorize that Devilbot is the avatar of an unshackled AI.

>>89428791
Not-money well not-spent.
Godspeed, Liquid,

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>>89429476

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>>89433378
>>89433513

>>89424525
>Do you know how many soliders suffering from ptsd would love to have those memories locked away or deleted to stop the sudden triggers from ruining your day?

BRB, gonna get some military vets triggered.....

>>89429240
Where is this a comment from? Doesn't seem like it applies to QC
> Yeah, our man is going to have better arcs and less good arcs, but also he's going to try stuff, and why not. Look at the way he's transformed his artwork from the early days. Happened by trying things and experimenting and learning
Yeah those days are long gone. And Jeph doesn't really learn from his arcs. It's been pointless drama after pointless drama.

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>>89425240
Here it is.

>>89435600
You're beautiful.

>>89435600
I want to huff her muffler

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>>89376798
put me in the screencap pls

Jeph, pls, no.
For fuck's sake Jeph, stahp.

This is like something ripped out of the guide to how to write a bad story.

Also, I've been reading this comic I don't even like for a god damn decade, fuck my life.

>>89437008
We're the internet equivalent of soap opera fans, only difference is we hate ourselves for liking shit.
And holy fuck, I normally don't succumb to the Jeph hating, hut this story is pretty weak for what it is. It was just another "and he didn't leave a fucking suicide note OH WELL"!

>>89437008
>Also, I've been reading this comic I don't even like for a god damn decade, fuck my life.
this

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Remember when these threads were just about hand jobs during lunch?

>>89431950
o o
o o o
/|\

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>>89435600
>>89435711

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>>89434664
kinda surprised the lazy hack is still doing this one

>>89440267
That fucking ship is the laziest piece of shit I've seen. I honestly thought it was a flat gray sheet with four markings on it before I realized one is a fin and another is a window.

>>89437529
You mean, back when they weren't, then they were, then again, they weren't?
No, I don't remember.

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>>89426834
it's a reference to Bleach

kishimoto had more and more pages with minimalist backgrounds, and he drew less and less detail

then, right in the climax of an arc, he had just this as a page.

>>89375385
>and we want them to be lesbians.

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so Jeph will puss out and not let Bubbles actually kill bitchbot, but it's nice to pretend something might actually happen

>>89442007
Is Bubbles going to rape Pinkie?

>>89442007

As terrible as the Deus Ex Machina robo-Mister Smith was, I really want to see Corpse Witch get her shit kicked in. Overly-smug assholes always rub me the wrong way.

>>89442007

>Faye runs in
>"It's not worth it Bubbles!"
>They leave Corpse Witch
>She's never heard from again
>Faye and Bubbles don't fuck

My prediction.

>>89442124
Well somebody needs to fuck the robot

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>>89442007

Not a lot to work with, but maybe something fun will come out of this.

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>>89442169
she's already got the cop. who, by the way, Faye will probably run in with to lock pink bitch up

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>>89442187

>>89442007
Sigh

>>89442310

And this comic is nothing if not a low-hanging fruit.

>>89442187
What font and size to use?

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>>89442187
I guess

>>89442007
Aw, I wanted to see her pull the corpse switch.

Maybe she'll hold armbot and punchbot hostage.

>>89429320
Electreik bagina

>>89437529
Fondly, yes. Karen is still the best I don't care what anyone says.

>>89442007
Bubbles brute-forcing her way into corpse witch memories from a backdoor WHEN?

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>>89442187

>>89423755
She's known Bubbles for a while. They have a special chair for her at the coffee shop at they make her special robot tea.

Has there been any Penelope? Penelope a best.

>>89445105
Who?

What has Sara been doing lately?

>>89442007
Can't kill a robot anon. Their consciousness would be contained in some sort of black box. Doesn't mean Bubbles can't have fun breaking that bitch's torso apart.

>>89445581

The AI brains are tough, but they're in the middle of a fully equipped machine shop. That little box won't hold up to a good hydraulic press, or a mill with a carbide tool, or five minutes under an oxy-acetylene torch

>>89442007
It just sort of hit me the Pinky probably tried to remotely activate the ugly as sin brain monster thing from a few pages back, so does that mean the strange Diabolus Ex Machina actually did something?

>>89445105
Anon, you can't expect Jeph to remember more then 5 charatcters at a time.

>>89445882
Yeah, but there was still no reason to introduce robosatan. If there was going to be some kinda price, sure, bring in the new shady robot organization, but to just fix things no strings attached?

Might as well have had Station/Hanner's dad be the ones to supply the fancy headset.

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>>89442007
This looks like it could've led to something interesting

>>89446092
I assumed stupid sexy satan was after robolesbian's memories because there was like world-event level crucial information in them, like, something was said about big old coverup conspiracies. That's probably too much benefit of the doubt though.

I was hoping Corpse Witch had pulled a kansas city shuffle and moved bubbles memories into her own head for insurance. But it doesn't look like it and that's probably too clever for ol' stabbyhands anyway.

>>89446134
I don't think Jeph will let robots fuck

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>>89446500

Can't offend all the robosexuals on tumblr now, otherwise he'll be surviving on 8K a month. THE HORROR.

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>>89442007

ten years in mspaint

>>89446671
>That nonsensical dialogue
>That B^Uckley tier copy-paste
God I love how mad this comic makes me

corpse witch is going to be fucked into the nth dimension

>>89437008
>Also, I've been reading this comic I don't even like for a god damn decade, fuck my life.

I hung on until I finally gave up hope that Hanners would ever again be anything more than a background character. QC was never a "good" comic but it was kind of fun up until around when Marten and Dora broke up. Without that foundation to ground the comic, Jeph's creative ADD completely took over and now he just makes up new characters and writes about half an arc for them before they disappear and he moves on to something else.

>>89447144
She's going to get punished, but not too much because of something sympathetic, and then she'll be made a part of the cast.

She'll be put in a new body though. Possibly in a little robot one like Pintsize.

>>89447623
She'll end up being carted off to robot jail by the lame cop robot. She will never be seen again. Fae will go back to work at the shop as a partner with Bubbles and Jeff will move on to something even more inane.

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>>89444111
>Make my buffer overflow! Create a backdoor in me! Escalate your user privileges! Find flaws in my securityyyyy!!

>>89448279
Oh baby

>>89442139
Mostly correct, except they run through the "you have X hours to leave town" trope in Jeph's usual knife-fisted manner

>>89442007
>Faye tells Hannelore that the memories were deleted
>Hannelore tells Station that the memories were deleted
>"Commence primary ignition!"
>Nobody knows that Bubbles ran over to the shop and is standing in there now
>ROBOTS GET NUKED FROM ORBIT
>good end

>>89448584
Bubbles is in a very sturdy armor though

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>>89447599
yeah, this is what pretty much killed it

>>89395921
That's not from Sakimi-chan, it's by another tracing hack called Ilya Kuvshinov.

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>>89444172

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>>89442187

>>89442007
This would have been better if Corpse Witch had said her nice knowing you line, then jumped her AI from that body to another one and then left, leaving an empty shell behind.

Also, she obviously should know that Bubbles is still there, because she's still being pressed into a fucking wall.

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>>89442187

>>89450272
Actually that'd depend on how the robots work specifically.
Turning off a robot might leave their joints locked in current positions.

>>89450272
Anything would be more interesting. It's robot intrigue, you can do this 100 fucking more interesting twists. The memory could have never existed in the first place and that was just a bluff to have a combat robot under her thumb

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Will nobody fuck the robot?!

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>>89452478

>>89453158

Ooo! But what if it could?

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>nobody's said it yet

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>>89446671
but anon, you didn't edit the shadow on the floor

>>89428791
Which drawing progam?

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>>89453946
Did someone say shadow dick?

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>>89453966
Procreate. It's a nifty little painting program for my tablet for about $5, I think. I've been drawing all of my images on it for the last year. However, I'm thinking about going back to drawing with a pencil on paper and using procreate to color or paint the image in the end. My hands shake a little when I draw, so it's difficult for me to draw on a smooth glass screen.

>>89450347
heh nice

>>89453569
Im not getting b& for posting oglaf here.

>>89454995
I find it hard to believe anybody took that thing seriously, even without the dick.

>>89456611
Robots can't fart and this fetish is even more gross than scat

>>89457384
She installed the fart app. No, seriously, that was the subject of a canon strip.

>>89457421
She's also a canon prostitute technically. She's the best robo girl