Think of your favorite /co/ character. Your absolute favorite

I was no superman.

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He was brainwashed into being a retard and then a mutie whore happened.

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>> spider-man
Sold our love and unborn daughter to the devil to save his 98 year old aunt

>>89373358
Dan Abnett made him depressed and forgot he had friends

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I think some things aren't pointless.

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>>89373358
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She didn't know any spells to make me the little girl

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Some kind of strange rubberbanding time mechanics that transformed her into a man-jawed space occupier in a relationship with a repeatedly attempted murderer.

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>>89373358
Marvel hasn't known what to do with her for ten years, or more. They desperately gave her an ongoing to try to get a market share they were ignoring, and chopped it down to miniseries when no-one wanted it because the writer didn't want to write anything interesting.

>I keep leaving her for other mallrat waifus like Janna from Star.

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I was wrong.

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I made her bored so she killed me.