/co/ meet Ainbo, star of a new 3d feature from Peru. >The

>>89366921
Moana meets Fern Gully, huh?

Porn?

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Huh.

>>89366921
Looks like some new waifu material.

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Here is a another piece of concept art.

I hope Captain Planet shows up to help too. He's a mythological creature perhaps.

SHADMAN WHEN

So, basically >>89366956 , but with slightly less Disney sameface.

It'll be shit just like everything else Peru.

Cute loli tho.

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>>89366921
>peruvians wanting to steal our kuruminha

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>>89367714
Is this even the place to post Kuruminha?

>>89366956

Minus Tim Curry, which was the best thing about that movie.

>>89366921
she is now my wife no one else can claim thank you

Usually I want to eat the disney princess, but this time, the Disney princess wants to eat me!

>>89366957
PalComix is also from Perú

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>tfw no SHINY

>>89366921
34 of her getting COLONIZED when?

Are there more pictures of her? Or just that one and the slightly expanded one showing the weird grass necklace on the studio's website?

If not, that's a shame. Kinda wanted to draw her. She's cute.

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>>89367740
Might as well be. Post rare Kuruminhas.

>>89366921
>from peru
well its gonna be shit.i know it because im from there

>>89366988

>Weeeeee don't even care whether or not weee carrrre.

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>>89366921

>>89368883

10/10

>>89366921
Moana ripoff?

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>>89368883
why people don't like her? i cannot understand.

>>89369805
hue

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>Peru

>>89366921
Modern retelling of Princess Mononoke?

>>89366921
Is she gonna be naked?

>>89366921
>living in Rainforest
Ok so shes from a tribe
>protect the forest
Kek tribal savages dont give a shit about the forest they will just move away if shit happens.

>>89366988
>Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat, we all love him, Gamera...

>>89370146
Literal rascism, assume more

>>89370038
More like Fern Gully.

>>89370306
The whole romanticism of forest is something white people made up, actual TROPICAL forest dwellers dont really care about their forest beyond it giving them food and batshit crazy spirit stories.

>>89366921
MUH DICK

>>89370368
kys tribal animism religions usually instill reverence to natural spirits and the forest as an extension.

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>>89369805
>>89369942
Because Brazilians are even worse than Australians at shitposting

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>>89366921

Perufag here.

This is the first animated movie that Ive heard our country was making since the Ilussionauts. And that film was a massive piece of shit.

>>89371893
But did that movie have a potential waifu?

damn peru, Brazil already did that with a live action one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELAuMZ33R0U

>>89371994
Not really.
There's the actress who did the voice of the only female lead, but she isn't that pretty.

>>89366921
cute/10

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>>89372145
damn, posted the trailer of the third one,

here the second one, where tainá is a jailbait.

fuck, cant found the trailer of the first movie.

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>>89372373
fuck forgot the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxnHAA8m9eg

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>>89370504
>we already won against Germany after that game
>people still think they are better
you people entertain me.

>>89366921
Degenerate/10

So how good is Peru's 3D game?

>>89372442
>make Kuruminha threads on /pol/, they shit on it
>make Kuruminha threads on /a/, then /pol/ invades just to shit on it
>make it on /co/, and they come here just to talk shit again.
is /pol/ omniscient or something?

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>>89366921

>from Peru

It'll suck

All animated movies made in Peru are fucking shit

Trust me, I LIVE HERE

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>>89371893

>the Ilussionauts

Holy fuck don't make me remember that

>Esa parte en la que tomaron Fanta

>>89367074
as always, one hopes never

>>89372468

Fucking shit/10

>>89372565
>they suck at animation
>they suck at games
and their legend goes on.

>>89372439
>Get thrashed in the most important game
>B-but we won since then!

>>89366956

That is word for word what I thought when I saw this.

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>>89372685

I wonder if animation made by me would suck just because I'm peruvian

>>89372700
won in the second most important game after that game.

>>89372732
It's in your blood. Peruvians are just born without being able to understand other people. That's why you can't into multiplayer games and animation.

>>89366921
You need to step up your game Peru. Even we indon already have a 3d animated princess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLjLqUmejw4

>>89372985
This is true. I fake my way through social situations, I treat MMOs as if they're single-player, and I can never create good characters, all because I am Peruvian.

>>89366921
JASPER!

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>>89372985
>>89373038

What if I leave my shitty country and go to North America

Would that help?

>>89373214
But I am in North America, anon. My autism is unbridled both here and back in the highlands.

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>>89373330

But If I'm lucky some of the Americans' talent may rub off on me

I'm being serious about this by the way

>>89372476

That is actually not understanding that containment boards try to contain the subject, but the users are the same users for almost all the boards.

>>89373330
>>89373486

I actually want to get into animation but I'm scared that my Peruvian blood will fuck me up

>>89366921
>"""""indigenous""""""
>green eyes

>>89373486
I mean, I make more money than my three dozen cousins combined, but that's because lol campesinos fertility rates. But I'm still a basket of self-hatred.

>>89373617
I believe in you.

>>89373486
Once you're out of Peru you'll have some hope.

Stay in Peru and work with an entirely Peruvian attempt? You're doomed.

I have to go to Peru every so often for work. Lima can be decent, but everywhere else I've been I have seen shit that I cannot imagine happening anywhere else in this world outside of Africa.

>>89366921
>Fern Gully ripoff
you'll need a damn good art direction to win me over

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>>89366921
love me some face paint

>>89374390
I actually liked FernGully, then again I also hugged a tree once.

>>89374390
>Fern Gully invented the "MUH EVIL TECHNOLOGY VS GOOD NATURE theme"

TELL ME ABOUT BROWN GIRLS

WHY DO THEY WEAR THE RED PAINT?

>>89367760
>Not Robin Williams

>>89366921
Does this also have something to do with time traveling?

Por que casi todas nuestras peliculas en TRES (3) D son acerca de viajes por el tiempo, mis cholos?

>>89374839
Gah! Why is that little bit of facepaint so hot?!

>>89366921
Who's hyped for all the claims of racism?

>>89374932
Because present Peru is a mistake.

>>89375176
>Implying old Piru was better

peruvian women are hot

>>89375240
I just want to be the chasqui, running from town to town and fucking local whores.

>>89366921
is she barefoot?

>>89375303
Eh, I was refering more to the time pre-independence post-independence.

Reminder that Nazca was a culture of brutes.

>>89373617
If you can succeed despite your perceived handicap I will be very proud of you.

>>89375424
Coast a shit; just a bunch of warlords fighting over water.

Ya' know, mythology and folklore are some of the most fascinating shit in the world. You never get tired of seeing how different cultures explain the world.

So this might b gud.

>>89374843
CRASHING THIS DICK
with no survivors!

>>89375463
At least we don't have to deal with shitty temperatures and floods.

Just Limeños.

>>89366921
Its problematic for a Peruvian film to be about Peruvians. What about all the marginalized minorities like the Japanese

>>89375584
I want to buy a nice place in Lima but I don't want to die in an earthquake. Am I bad if I want a big earthquake to happen now, so I can buy cheap and not have to worry about it for the rest of my life?

>>89375625
>Keiko as the villain
Y/N?

>>89375628
Nah, everyone I know wants something bad to happen around there so they can move the capital.

Callao sucks.


>>89375645
>Pepe Cuy as the love interest for the protag and side hero
I'll watch it.

>>89375645
Not peruvian,but yes

Make her a magical girl

>In the name of my father, I will punish you!

>>89366976
South American cultures.

>>89375625
Kill yourself, please.

>>89374843
>BROWN
it's red

She's cute, I'm in.

>>89366921
So some riff of Moana?

>>89375315
asking the important questions

Based Peru, making a kuruminha feature film. My Dick cant wait.

>>89373896
> genetics 101

>>89373617
same

>>89371893
You did condorito, with argie and Spanish money. For some reason Chileans didn't give a Fuck about the movie

>>89366921
>Trying to steal our Kuruminhas
Fuck Peru and fuck Peruvian people

>>89370486

>t. white guy who has never left the surburbs

thanks for your deep cultural insight

>>89366921
Porn when? And link to the article?

>>89380166
http://m.screendaily.com/5113876.article

>>89367896
What about good porn?

>>89368671
i am more worried about the associated cringe-fest it might bring

I'm assuming she'll walk around naked for realism right?

>>89380495
And eat people?

weird, i haven't seen anything about it on the news?
And usually the news cover our animation cringe really fast.
Whatever happened to that movie about a dolphin, and that other one about incan mice?

>>89380495
>>89380529

>you know, cartoons, for kids...

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>>89374876
>one killed himself
>one had a stroke

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>>89366921
Porn when!?

>Peru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_gSydN_BYM

>>89380534

Dude I totally forgot about the dolphin thing but I don't remember anything about incan mice

>>89380699
there was a trailer, but i don't recall much about the movie either

Rodencia or something like that

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>>89366921
>manifesting in deforestation and illegal mining

Of course. Why would a south american nation actually produce a piece of work that doesn't have political undertones.

>>89380830
cause thats like...their reality and stuff?

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Kuruminha got a movie, cool

>>89367714
back to 55 with your anime recolors

>>89367896
I am honestly not surprised.

>>89370486
nice generalization there mate

>>89372428
>>89372373
the mother's full blooded? she looks vaguely caucasian.

>>89380932
when every single thing we make has political undertones, you get tired of it. Artists do not make good political opinions.

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>>89380830
Colored.

>>89380830
Hue here, native related comics and cartoons around here are usually about the deforestation of the amazon rainforest, we even have folklore about jungle spirits that protect the forest from greedy redneck farmers

In b4 cultural appropriation.

>>89381239
It's peruvian made, you stupid, stupid mongoloid

>>89370486
Well, most people were quite superstitious before the industrial revolution kicked into high gear. Forest people had forest shit, sailors had water shit.

>>89366921
Stupid fetal alcohol syndrome face.

>>89381239
>>89381861
I'd like to see what is the usual crowd of SJWs' reaction to this.

>>89382484
Depends on how dressed she is , if she is a half nude savage expect a full meltdown from feminists

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I hope we get some cool Mayan (or Mesoamerican) inspired designs and environments out of it.

>>89375424
No, the Moche were the brutes. They tied people to trees, peeled off their faces and left them there in the sun to die slowly, and then they made pottery of them -- pottery of people tied to a tree screaming from having their face peeled, which means they used to sit around the poor sap to take their portrait in clay.

Also, pottery of giant dicks.

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>>89382928
I almost forgot, I had taken a picture of the feel-peeling pottery.

>>89382830
mayas have nothing to do with amazonians, at least afaik

>>89382928
that may be just a corpse mangled for humiliation purposes. is there more of these, or that's the only one?

also

>Quechua "civilizations"

>>89380995
Pls tell me that's a crop and then post the full image.

I collect megamilks

>>89369805
I actually have no fucking idea what the hell is a kuriminha

>>89366988
will she learn how to bend the energy inside?

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>>89383726
well, you have a good idea now >>89367740

..it derives from 'Kurumin', which is how the natives in Brasil used to call their young. 'Kuruminha' would be 'a small Kurumin'

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>>89367740
Every place is the place to post Kuruminha.

>>89384097
Yeah but where the hell does the meme come from? Is she from turma da monica or something?

>>89384201
She's cute. That's the meme

>>89382830
>mayan
>peru
Anon, I...

well holy shit
in looking up kuruminha I found out where huehue came from (I thought it was that one music video) and how it's pronounced
why the fuck do other languages' onomatopeias always sound so fucking goofy?

>>89383726
>>89384201
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Brchan

Perufag living in the US here.

Since when has Peru had an animation industry?

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>>89387608
55-tan is cute too.

>>89387851
Never.
Alpamayo was a mistake.

>>89376043
you're retarded

Anyone saw Rodencia? is also a peruvian movie. I meet the director

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the one legitimately good thing to come out of that godforsaken location come to be known as Peru.

I mean, this is being made by Tunche Films (the guys that helped created the best local film school so far) so it might be good, the fact the cucks of Alpamayo are not involved already makes it better.

The director was my teacher and he definitelly has talent... But i dont know if he has what it takes to make the movie interesthing and not fucking cliche with the "muh forest" shit.
Hopefully it could be something like Miyasaki but thats just wishing...

>>89387608
So uh...does she have a story or something?

>>89389408
IDK

>>89366921
>Mother Spirit of the rainforest.
>manifesting in deforestation and illegal mining
>she joins forces with mythological creatures to come to the forest’s defense.

Does a miner get shrieked and falls in love with a fairy?

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The plot sounds/is a generic ''technology bad nature good'' meme, the only thing I find appealing is the art style of the models, since is not like the crappy models from the 2000-2010 (or whatever was the year that other movie that deal with time traveling released). I hope they can at least make decent characters and include various creatures/characters from the Amazonian mythos.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=837xTwxiRBA
Although, I think 'El Indo de La Mente' fits a bit more thematically than Kunturman.

Might be a stupid question but I am not well versed in south american history. I've always had the impression that incas and indigenous Brazilians were similar because of the red face paint image that i have etched in my mind. Apparently I am wrong in this impression so is it just a matter of coincidence or did some cultural exchange somewhere for both groups to share this trait.

>>89382830
That's a really cool design/art, any more like that?

>>89390553
>I've always had the impression that incas and indigenous Brazilians were similar because of the red face paint image that i have etched in my mind.
I don't believe the Incas were as much into face painting as Amazonian tribes are; it would have been only for special occasions for the Inca, for special people, and I don't think it was typically that red face paint stereotypically shown.

The Incas did have contact with the Amazon, though, and parts of the Peruvian Amazon were within their empire. Some goods would have flowed from the Incas, and agricultural goods flowed out of the Amazon into the highlands, but it wouldn't have had much sway deeper into the Brazilian Amazon, nor were the Incas the type to just adopt local jungle people practices for their mainly mountainous empire.

Where I can learn about the Incas (and other cultures), specifically their military and mythos?

I tried asking in /his/, but /pol/ came by and it turned into a debate about Trump.

>>89392799
/his/ is 50/50 great threads and awful /pol/ and religious threads. You should probably just ask again.

>>89374319
But Lima is shit anon. Trust me, I live here and I HAVE LIVED EVERYWHERE.

>>89392799
> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inca_army
A Wikipedia article but fairly insightful to glance at.

> www.godchecker.com/pantheon/incan-mythology.php
This site has good brief summaries of gods, beasts, and saints from all sorts of mythologies, but you'll need to do further research yourself in most cases. Helpful due to having variant names for many mythical figures.

>>89375645
>>89375961
Don't know if /pol/ or /int/ but fuck off m8, leave politics out of this.
Politics ruins everything on Peru.

>>89382830
Working on it.

>>89388825
How such a patrcian like you ended here anon?
I came here one day because I was bored.

>>89393006
It was just a joke, m8. Nobody took it seriously until you, and nobody was responding top it.

>>89393068
except (you)
>Mfw fucking peruvians don't know any other type of humor except political and they are shit about it
Fucking hate this country

>>89390553
Incas are medieval Quechuas, the native peoples of Peru. Different race and culture. Amazonians are a collection of different races, languages and cultures spread all over the amazonas.

Quechuas and to a lesser extent Aymaras (bolivian-south peruvian natives) can be identified by very particular traditional wool clothing (poncho and that funny pointy hat) and they live in the altiplano / andes region in the mountains. While amazonians in general never produced textiles. You can't exactly lump amazonians together, however, the popular perception of them is defined by the red face paint many eastern amazonians traditionally use for festivities and other events. Most central and western amazonian tribes are actually uncontacted, save for some tribes in amazonian peru.

It's very possible there was a cultural exchange >>89391714 pointed out, but the actual Tawantinsuyu empire was in fact a mix of roman type cultural assimilation and mongol "take all that's useful conscript all the rest" conquest. People who knew crafts were taken to the capital while others were taught sun worship (which was common on the peruvian/equador region but not organised), so any exchange was probably outwards toward the amazona.

>>89392799
Wikipedia is a good start, from there you'll need to read books as most archaeological material is currently being studied with lots of sweet sweet tombs being uncovered in the last 20 years.

Actually, there aren't too many records of warfare before the Incas pretty much genghis khan'd most of the sa andes. there are however records of fierce cultural competition within what is mainly city states. There's a few known pre medieval kingdoms and there's a recorded total collapse of the agricultural system in the classical era, but all those guys are a mystery.

>>89392914
3/4ths of /his/ are philosophy threads. they should be separated.

also you should ask again, /his/ has a good chunk of ancient history aficionados

>>89390553
>>89392799
>>89393209

Also, exactly a month ago I did a series of posts on some Andean sites for /his/; scroll down 2/3 of the way and you'll find them.

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/2124744

>>89392959
Thanks Anons. Most of the time when I look about the Incas, is always about their fall to the spanish or their agriculture.

>>89393137
Is because Peruvians haven't embrace the joys of trve patrician humor, like absurdism or dark comedy or dry humor.

>>89366921
>a young indigenous girl living in the heart of the Amazon
She looks Caucasian as fucking hell.

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>>89366921
>SJW's think having more brown girl heros will piss off me, a white male cis scum hetro asshole
>they don't realize this is my fetish

Please no, no more mud skin bitches. I hate it. Oh nooo.

>>89393692
Anything else you're curious about?

>Occupied cities and their inhabitants were usually well treated if they surrendered without resistance. However, if the enemy did resist then they could suffer a number of punishments depending on the degree of resistance offered. If a city or tribe surrendered and then rebelled the Inca could even authorize the complete annihilation of the city or ethnic group (as was the case with the Pastos and the Punaeños).
>complete annihilation of the city or ethnic group
Holy shit.

>>89394267
Not, that Anon, but I would like to know what would have happen if the Incas had more time to develop their culture and technology, because reading about their army in wikipedia, sound like they where more competent and advanced than, say, the Aztects and Mayans (not trying to start shit here, just an observation).

>>89393692
dry humor is the best IMHO
so dry you need to serve it with ice

>>89391714
>>89393209
>>89393401
Anon that asked the "stupid" question earlier. I really appreciate the clarification. Now I'll sound less like a dumb american when I talk to Brazilians and mention these topics.

>>89394537
>but I would like to know what would have happen if the Incas had more time to develop their culture and technology

Well, everything about this would be highly speculative. But I'll try.

I don't think the Incas would have been around forever, or even much longer than the run they had, but the complexity of their civilization was on par with plenty of Old World civilizations 1,000-2,000 before them. If they'd had more time to develop an Athens, who knows what could have happened?

Geography, a shittier selection of domesticatable animals, and the lack of writing were clear handicaps the Incas would have to overcome. The first would only be partially surmountable with a pedigree of centralization -- as with the Incas -- making it possible to transmit ideas, goods, and power across vast distances in order to both maximize exposure to and of new ideas, and to allow for new wellsprings of civilization to begin bubbling far enough that one famine, one war, wouldn't ruin everything.

The second, poor livestock options, could be partially surmountable given just how good Amerindians were at domesticating and growing plants: corn and potatoes are less labour intensive and dependent on geography as things like rice, and are both easy to store and store a lot of energy themselves; further good varieties of root crops, fruits, and grains and easy access to a variety of biomes within walking distance also would give development a nutritional and labour advantage. These latter two points are necessary for things like bored nobility and wealthy landowners sitting around all day and coming up with philosophy.

As for the written word? The quipu was in use as a recording device, and standardized systems of weights and measures for trade were a thing: both were strong factors in the development of cuneiform in Mesopotamia. Also, Mesoamerica (namely, but not limited to the Maya around Mexico) had writing, so there's a chance it could have spread.

>>89394537
the mongols did it too.

they revolutionized international commerce via pax mongolica. it only cost a few hundred cities and all their inhabitants.

> time to develop their culture and technology

This depends on them not collapsing under their own weight. The inca empire was growing too fast, probably to the point it would have overextended administration wise.

> sound like they where more competent and advanced than, say, the Aztects and Mayans

The andes peoples were very unique. Unique terrain led to highly specialized technologies (ie farming) that didn't favour settlement outside those highly specialized terrains.

technology wise they were all hopelessly archaic. metalworking existed in the form of shaping raw metal but the lack certain key elements i'm at a loss to name didn't lead them to develop in more general terms

My guess is: lack of mineable copper / iron, (therefore body armor) and horses, never arising the need of cavalry and complex metal-tipped weaponry to penetrate them, which became the basis of all old world armies. Lack of hard-to-defend plains never led to the development of complex architecture like the mesopotamians and mediterraneans needed to. The worse was that they never had the need to develop complex theoretical knowledge such as mathematics - but I actually don't have the faintest idea of what you need to get people to naturally develop math

Bureaucracy & administration wise, the tawanti was one of the most advanced nations seen at the time, and probably for a couple hundred years until maritime empires were well set. The Mesoamericans were centralized empires based on city states, and didn't care much about the administration of conquered peoples. This ultimately led to the collapse of the mexica when Cortes arrived.

Law wise, I know very little of it. The lack of writing probably factored in because they never went beyond city states until very recently, so most stuff could be handled via messenger and local elites.

>>89395016
>>89395618
So, what you two are saying is, the Incas were 1,000-2,000 late to compete with civilizations like Ancient Greek, Ancient Egypt and so on.

So, have the Inca Empire started around the same time these Civilization had, they would have had a chance 8-and maybe more time) to develop further (say, they develop writing, maths and complex metal-working) and went beyond city states. Could they have beaten the Spanish, or would they still gotten beaten?

>>89372476
>>89373597
>people hurt my feelings
>this must be the work of nazis

>>89395772
You're asking a lot of what-ifs. Sure, if we throw in a bunch of random technology and developments that they were at best centuries away from, and perhaps never would have, they would have been fine.

Except for the fact that disease is estimated to have wiped out up to 95% of the population of the Americas within the first century of contact, which is a huge factor in how the Spanish were able to take down empires with only a few dozen men.

Instead of your what-ifs, picture this: the Norse don't leave L'anse aux Meadows in modern-day Canada around 1000 AD. Instead, they stick around, and a small, medieval trade route now forms between Norse Europe and Norse America. European diseases hit the Americas five centuries earlier, but European technology and society doesn't make it viable for them to do much in the way of grand, trans-Atlantic colonisation, so the peoples of the Americas are able to develop natural immunity to disease and continue their civilisations somewhat close to where they left off.

At this point, these civilisations have a viable shot at not getting wrecked come 1492. If you want to go even more fanfic: Imagine some tech flows across the Atlantic, then south across the Americas. Perhaps the Christian Norse's contact with natives, combined with the Norsemen's already significant cultural distance from the Catholic Pope in Rome, results in them taking a more relaxed, trade-focused approach to engaging with the natives?

>>89394053
eh, its done by the people from that country, so i dubt they are sjw.

Meanwhile, in Brazil...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c29RLTOCXkI

>>89395016
>>89395618
>>89395772

i recall some history books mentioning that the Inca and one of his brothers were "struggling" for the throne just before the spaniards arrived.

>>89372685
It could be way worse. At least they're not Brazil.

>>89395772
That's a big question

In theory the Incas could have simply overwhelmed Pizarro with sheer numbers. Problem is, they were in the middle of a succession war, and managed kidnap the more retarded of the warring brothers and convinced him to give them literal boatload of gold in exchange of freedom, then proceeded to kill him. That gold convinced the Spanish crown that the Andes were prime colonization lands (then they discovered potatoes and that sealed the deal)

With his brother dead, the Sapa Inka just decided to let the Spaniards be, who proceeded to get a couple armies on land and take the empire city by city with enough numbers and organisation (fucking pike squares how do i counter them) the Incas didn't stand a chance. And that's not taking into account pike & shot companies that they Incas had nothing against. The conquered peoples were then put on slavery to mine the ridiculous silver & gold deposits that the Andes had. Shortly after the results of the great Atlantic biological exchange wiped out most of the Americas' natives

However also mind there weren't any major battles I can recall like the Mesopotamian had. No idea why. The conquest was very slow and took a couple hundred years to finish. In fact the last of the Incas were defeated by the time the seeds of independence were beginning to grow. The Spaniards never really tried to conquer the land, just it's resources.

If the Spaniards didn't arrive at such a timely manner, their initial foothold would have been burned to the ground, and chances are the crown would be very worried about whatever power keeps killing their soldiers. however, ultimately it's only a matter of time. The Spaniards were colonizing all the continent and if they didn't come from the sea, they would have come from Chile and the Pampas.

>>89396068
that's a very interesting approach. Would have been nice for that to happen.

Though I don't think the initial armies were post-disease. Cortes i'm pretty sure wasn't.

>>89381124
And no one likes that shit.

>>89396310
Yeah, both the emperor and his heir died of smallpox brought over by the Europeans, and the Inca didn't have great plans for succession. So two younger sons fought during a time of massive disease, which of course made it easy-peasy for the Spaniards to cross the entire empire with their relatively advanced technology.

>>89396352
You're right in that Cortes wasn't post-disease: the lesson of the Aztecs is to not be assholes to your neighbouring city states, otherwise they'll dump you for alien invaders the first chance they get. But Tawantinsuyu was wrecked by disease first and foremost.

>that's a very interesting approach. Would have been nice for that to happen.
Thanks, but I'm not sure I'd want it to happen, if only because everything in our world would be different. It's history, it happened.

>The Spaniards were colonizing all the continent and if they didn't come from the sea, they would have come from Chile and the Pampas.
If I'm remembering correctly, the Inca may have already heard about the Spanish being in Río de la Plata -- i.e. to the east -- before they started dealing with them in the north. Just goes to show how they were slowly being surrounded.

>>89395888
It's not just people; he used a language specifically used on /pol/

> First, the disease that crippled Mexico may have been native to Central America. The invaders were equally affected and could not recognise the symptoms. The Aztecs did and they had given it a name long before the Spanish arrived because it had already dramatically reduced their numbers. They called it Cocoliztli and biologists today identify it as a form of Ebola spread by rats.

https://www.historytoday.com/tim-stanley/two-cheers-conquistadors