If the KND were real, how many of you would've actually joined it when you were kids?
Prove we didn't
>>89360850
Holy shit
>>89360850
Holy fucking Christ
>>89360850
>>89360850
This thread will now devolve into 'holy shit' and 'wait a minute' and 'no way'.
First post worst post
>>89360827
>we had our memories erased by best girl
>>89360942
Hi, Mr Boss.
>>89360827
I work at a toysrus and kids are brats.
>>89360850
>>89360827
I'm a nervous, fearful sort who preferred reading to dealing with others in elementary school. I likely would not have, but if I did I'd probably be a support staff sot of person rather than a field agent.
>>89360942
Look at you now, being all smart n' stuff!
>>89360827
I was a member in that online game they had, does that count? I was Numbah (something obsurdly high I didn't bother to memorize)
>>89360850
Dont be an idiot, if the KND really existed we would have seen something to prove its existence.
Theres no such thing as the KND, its just a cartoon.
>>89361267
>>89360951
>>89360850
>>89360942
what if KND happened but then it was retconned out of time and space and 0-4 people remember it even happened
>>89361267
oh Anon how easily you forget
>>89360951
>best girl
>the slut
anon...
>>89360850
We were all decommissioned when we got too old.
>>89360827
I would certainly try to join, but I would probably be rejected, because no one would like me, or want to be my friend
>>89360850
Just thinking this as i seen the thread.
Childhood is when you idolize the Kids Next Door. Adulthood is when you realize that the Teenage Ninjas make more sense.
>>89360850
>>89360850
What if the former KND agents turned to be the adult villains?!
>>89360850
Do they get their mind wiped or something? Seems hard to forget being in an organization that has a moon base
>>89361267
>he didnt get the fake memory wipe and become an adult agent of KND
lol
>>89362408
No, those are teen years.
Adulthood is when you realize that Mr Boss and Father made more sense.
And senior years are when you realize that Grandfather was right all along.
>>89360827
My question as a kid was why homeland security didnt stop a literal terrorist group
B-But adults were created by kids!
>>89362589
Homeland security didn't exist during a lot of the show, and when it did it was dealing with adults who throw planes in buildings.
>>89362589
Because the government is owned by literals.
>>89362453
When the operatives become 13 they are decommissioned. They have their minds wiped and grow up to be teenagers and adults. There's only like three characters who grow up who don't go through that process.
OTPs, post 'em if you got thembest OTP coming through
I likely would have been one of the delightful children...the more I think about it the more I think it might be
>>89360850
Oh shit
Who would you guys join out of all the groups in the series?
>>89363687
Sector V.
>>89361267
found the KNDID operative.
>>89360850
fuck...
so did numbah 1 have cancer?
>>89362589
they were funded by the saudis
>>89360827
>Joining a terrorist organization
Well since Im not clammering to join ISIS atm I would say it probably would not have appealed to me
>>89360827
I have 1 question about what would happen if the adults were allow to use fire arms on kids?
>>89365759
nah the DCFDTL had something to do with it, those little shits are behind everythingincluding the 7th age of the KND
>>89366685
Eh, he would have gone bald anyway because of his father's genes.
I wonder as the show went on why didn't more kids go AWOL on KND when they were almost 13. It's a chance to keep your memories I'd take it.
>>89360827
>Joining something only to get bossed around by some egotistical brats.
>Then for all your hard work, get face raped by a plunger
Literally, what was the point of anyone joining the KND?
You were literally thrown to the dogs after all that garbage they put you through, and even if you did have a good time it would all be forgotten anyway.
>>89360951
That whore probably raped some operatives before erasing their memories
It pains me to see you like this, number >>89367249
, Truly it does.
>>89360942
t. Father
>>89367516
You don't know that...
>>89361593
>Not wanting a red-haired slut who is only into you
It's like your gay or something
>>89367795
>only into you
She is clearly into every boy in the KND >>89367516
>>89362442
One of the things I liked the most about KND is that it had a certain sadness since all the characters would end up being what they fight against, or simply stop being a member and forget it ever happened. That episode in which Numbuh 5 can't accept that one of her friends is going to become a teenager still touches me. The way it ended up being bittersweet and not absolutely miserable since they reveal some members continue being in KND as undercover agents managed to soften the blow, but still.
>>89360850
We can't prove we were in the KND and the only conclusion is we all sucked ass as agents and didn't get selected for covert missions
>>89360850
But the adults and teens still know the knd exists. they just forget they were part of it.
>>89360850
Because if they were real, the sad thing is there would be scare reports all over the fucking news and we'd believe it. Even if we used to be members that perfectly understood why they fought, why they did what they did, we'd trust the fucker on T.V. yammering about how "DEM KIDZ ARE TERRORIST" because a organization of this calibur would be a bigger political shit storm than 9-11.
>>89360850
Because I'd have tech I stole from the moonbase hidden away in the forest behind my house with a recording of me telling me everything.
>>89370008
This.
One kid gets executed by some country, even if the KND are actually somehow effective at "combating adult tyrany" such as Isis, Kim Jung Un, or whatever else (because this is discussing KND not the adult villains) it would only amplify the political shit storm.
Don't even get me started on tree house bases.
>They are in our towns.
>In our Greatest countries.
>And they could be putting your kid in grave danger!
>The rest of the report is just showing KnD agents getting wrecked.
>>89362702
Literally canon.
Someone posted a link to the comics a couple threads ago but they were mixed in with Ben 10, samurai Jack and other stuff. I sorted the KND out if anyone is interested.
>>89370649
yeah. gib sauce.
>>89370729 sorry meant that pic for >>89370729
>>89361244
I played that too. Mine was Numbah 581,141.
>>89367936
I might be misremembering, but weren't a lot of the conflicts with the adults over who got to take all of the ice cream/candy/rainbow monkeys?
Were the adults really evil or were they just trying to take a break and relive their childhood?
>>89370649
Just got home, uploading to Mega now
>>89367249
yeah the KND basically caused a bunch of it's own worst problems due to decommissioning
>>89372295
well they established really well that Decommissioning basically fries the brain of anyone it gets used on, so I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of villains used to be KND agents
Fucked up the last link. KND comics!
https://mega.nz/#F!e1V0SIRZ!VBuhk2ehT39f0jbu1MscGw