>put yourself in danger to get some bitch a tree >don't

>>89354502
But he did though

>>89354502
>it's a shit meme threads

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>>89354502
More like

>don't actually care about the environment
>just want to get some pussy from a girl older then you

That's what the plot boils down too

>>89354502
she's not obligated to kiss him

>movie Onceler's regret isn't that he destroyed the forest but that he lost the friendship of the Lorax
>he gives one seed and he and Lorax are immediately best bros again

Why did the movie have to be so painfully happy? Couldn't anything have been even slightly bittersweet?

>>89354502
That's how courting works when you are ugly

>>89354502

she kissed him at the end of the movie.

>>89354502
This movie makes more sense when you realise that Audrey is the Lorax.

>>89355719
Yes she is! When I hold the door open for a lady, I at least expect to get to 3rd base

>>89356649
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>>89356649
I'd settle for a "thank you"

>>89354502
The worst part of this movie is that if the other character was a guy he probably wouldn't have done anything.

>"I'd love to see a real living tree."
>"Yeah, that'd be nice."
>The End