Alright /co/, here are some hypotheticals >guy/girl wakes

>>89350222
Marvel tanked. Hard.

>>89350222

She is one writer away from people realizing vampires can have crazy fun.

Specially if they learn vampire magic-

>>89350222
>How do you explain to him/her what has happen to her since then?
Writers stopped caring about her, and started shitting on the X-men because their movie franchise was owned by a different company.

>>89350222
"Now that she's an immortal vampire Jubilee will be adorable forever."

>>89350222
>How do you explain to him/her what has happen to her since then?
Knock them unconscious for another 20 years

>>89350222
I REJECT MY HUMANITY

>>89350222

How about saying;

"Wakey-wakey, I know you're not braindead anymore, so that must mean that at least you can understand the implications of the word "mutation" and it's thematic effect on a character over a prolonged period of time."

...that about cover it?

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>>89350222

I don't know how some people can be on board with this shit.

The best thing to come out of that mess was best friendship with Laura.

>>89351208
I blame Wanda.
They depowered the wrong mutants in that story, half of them had to get repowered one way or another because they had a fanbase.
Meanwhile there's a bunch of mutants who would have been more or less okay depowered.
Marvel thought that Jubes only had nostalgia value. That's always their mistake when they pick narrative sacrifices.

>>89350222
>How do you explain to him/her what has happen to her since then?

You've been in a coma for twenty years, and in that time Jubilee was depowered for a bit before turning into a vampire in a Dracula crossover event. Plus she has an adopted baby.

Boy that was hard!

If this is the weirdest news for a person that's been in a coma for 20 years I'd say they're doing a fine job establishing their bearings on reality

>>89353446
"Honey, the doctors say I shouldn't upset you with any stressful news, so before I tell you what happened to Wolverine let's calm you down by reading up on some recent political events."

>>89353745
Jesus, I can't imagine how bad someone would take the news about Wolverine if they hadn't succumbed to severe fatigue from the character's overuse and mis-characterization.

>>89350222
Fuck that.

>turn on tv
>Donald Trump is President

How would they react?

>>89354901
>What, the business guy?
>Eh, I guess it's no dumber than an actor being president.
Things weren't *quite* so hyper-partisan in the pre-internet era.