Steven Universe returns February 16. >The New Crystal Gems

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>>89325584
Not gonna lie, that sounds like the single greatest episode ever.

>>89325835
Only if they recreate this scene with them beating down Lars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8

The show has never deviated from Steven's POV. I doubt they will end that now for no good reason.

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>>89325584

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>>89325584

>>89326725
>No good reason
The premise a lone is good reason. Besides, that's faulty reasoning. Peridot never appeared until she did, Steven never could summon his shield until he did. Nothing ever happens until it does.

>>89325584
It could work but it would need to be framed as a flashback

also Lapis is not a CG

>>89326725
But there is a good reason. A team is gone and B team is specifically called in to hold down the fort. Something always happens.

>>89326725
They did for most of the Keep Beach City Weird found footage episode.

>>89325584
>no source

fake and gay, besides it returns on January 30th with the space arc

>>89326859
it feels like she's been drafted into the gang by sheer plot convenience (and gayness)

>>89326969
http://tvschedule.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-the-new-crystal-gems/EP016164320992?aid=tvschedule

doesn't say lapis or peridot, but they specifically told connie, lapis and peridot to watch over beach city, and the episode title is plural, so...

>>89326969
You know the whole space arc was leaked right?

>>89326859
>it would need to be framed as a flashback
Why?

>>89326725
It'll be a flashback when the CGs get back to Earth with Connie, Lapis, and Peridot relaying the information to Steven.

>>89326725
They'll probably just cheat by starting the episode with Steven and the gems landing the spaceship; Connie comes running, "Steven! Guess what happened while you were gone!"

>>89326847
Faulty reasoning? You are comparing events to the show's actual format and you accuse me of faulty reasoning? You might as well pulling the idea out of your ass that the next episode will be live-action.

>>89325584
So is that the episodes after the leak?

>>89326092
Or this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4UqS07qgT4

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>>89325584
It's not gonna happen, but I'd love a shitty Crystal Gem B-team show intro.

>>89328334
Honestly I just want an intro that shows all the new characters that have been added since season 2 began. Or at least Lapis and Peridot.

>>89328334
>Lapis singing
Hmm.

When the fuck is Lapis going to get away from Peridot and interact with Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl?

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>>89328585
Two Words:

>>89325584
>Lapis makes the both of them worship her feet for the duration of their mission

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>>89328712

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>>89325584
So is shit going to get real or are they going to get into wacky hi jinks

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>yfw this actually comes true

You anons are biting into this head canon hard. Will you be disappointed when the "protect Beach City while we are gone" thing amounts to nothing?

>>89325584
Does Connie shits in the street? What would happen if Steven shat himself? Would he cry or sing about it?

A corrupted gem will show up, and Peridot and Connie will be enthused, while Lapis will reluctantly tag along due to Steven asking her to if nothing else. Peridot will try way too hard and overthink everything and Lapis won't try at all. Connie will serve as straight man.

I havent been on this board in years

Im amazed this thread even exists

This show fucking sucks and youre all morons

>>89329571
He would cry and sing at the same time.

>>89329212

...Is that really how you see Lapis? Just a pair of feet and a bad attitude?

>>89329551

It will not amount to anything we logically expect.

>The one single time a normal everyday crime occurs in Beach City
>Robbers try to hold-up mr.Smiley as he is emptying the till of his daily takings
>Voice behind them "Hey."

>>89329645

Far, far way, orbiting distant Jupiter, is the moon Europa, an ice-covered sphere. However, tidal forces induced by the giant planet have heated the core of the moon, causing volcanic activity, so that under a mile of ice there is an ocean of water. A completely covered, dark-as-midnight, mostly very cold ocean. Deep in its abysses, deeper than any on Earth, there are volcanic chimneys, which pump chemical nutrients, churning superheated poison, into the ocean. Around these hot spots, as on Earth, life has emerged: simple micro-organisms which subside on the chemical energy. And, also as on Earth, evolution has created predators: Millimeter-long worms, colorless, sightless, possessing only one sense: taste, who feed on the micro-organisms. And what eats, secretes: the little worms produce waste - but what is waste to one, is a feast for another, and their excrement is sustenance to another, even smaller species of worm.

And even these little worms, which spend their entire lives eating worm shit at the bottom of a cold, dark ocean, think you are pathetic.

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>>89326092
>beating down Lars
Don't you mean beating down Sadie?

>>89326092
Why would you want to beat up Lars? Life it's self already does that.

>>89329784
That and her midriff is all that she has.

>>89325584
Exactly what I wanted when they went to space

>>89330170

But oh boy, if he ever hit her...

>>89325584
sounds like it'll take place while Steven and co. are in space. How will they somehow involve Steven in this episode? Through a communicator from the Ruby Ship?

>>89328445
This. Would it be that hard to have
>Garnet, Amythest, Peridot, and Pearl
>And Steven
In the intro?

>>89330237
>Show all about women fighting and occasionally getting the beat down from giant monsters
>redpills still think women can't get hit in the series.

>>89330261
Anon giant women/space lesbians getting hit by monsters in a supposedly badass fight is one thing.

Showing a girl getting punched in the face while not in a fight scene is another.

>>89330342
Whatever helps you hate that girl who doesn't notice you.

>>89330246

Probably at the end.

Or, at the start "How did it go, guys? Everything all right?" and they are surrounded by smoking rubble, Peridot is running around in circles screaming with her hair on fire and Lapis is "Ummm..."

Cue flashback.

>>89330261

Oh, I agree, but can you imagine Lars hitting Sadie like that? How would the various parties respond?

And don't call me 'redpill', fuckface.

>>89330261
You're retarded, anon. Getting hit by monsters is completely different from Sadie getting hit by Lars because he's displeased with her actions.

Sadie even got beat up by a monster in Island Adventure.

>>89330401
If you don't want to be called redpill, try not sounding like one.

>>89325584
>>While Steven and the Gems are busy in space. Connie, Lapis, and Peridot look after Beach City.

I read it as

>took over Beach City

as I scrolled past. Which is much funnier.

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>>89330342
They did that before, though.

>>89330474

Stop it with this binary bullshit. Why does this always happen? You're either a tumblrite or a redpilled MRA'er.

Also I repeat my question: can you imagine Lars hitting Sadie like that? How would the various parties respond?

>>89330563

...That could totally happen. A martial law sort of thing.
"Oh, my god. How does Steven handle this normally? They're all suicidal idiots!"

>It's a Connie, Lapis, and Peridot episode
Please don't be a Zuke episode.
Please don't be a Zuke episode.

I like Connie and Peridot by whomever boards, but Zuke's Lapis is the worst.

>>89330668
Can I imagine Lars sissy slapping Sadie after she was a jerk? Yeah.

It isn't like she punched him in the mouth. Slaps like that are practically flirting.

>>89330667
Technically they were fighting

>>89330681
Yeah, but Zuke's Peridot is the best.

I'm conflicted.

>>89330717
Pretty sure you're not allowed to hold that opinion on /co/

>>89330724
Sorry, I've been gone a while. Last time I was here, /co/ worshiped Zuke the Duke.

>>89330667

1) Fight scene
2) By another girl.

No. Doesn't count.

>>89328334
>leash doesn't get shorter as it wraps around the tree

This triggers my autism.

>>89327058
>Why?
cause that's the only time we've had things break from Steven's perspective for more than a couple seconds(except in Say Uncle)

>>89330739
Zuke was once the Duke, but at long last she failed to juke and was rebuked and nuked. Now she is reduced to just another tumblr-tard puke.

Sad, but what more can one expect of a fujoshi?

>>89331074
Yeah, but did anything about the quality of her boarded episodes change?

>>89330681
I liked you Lapisfags more when you were relatively silent and melancholy, didn't bother anyone beyond spamming fan art of Lapis. Now you are basically the entire hatedom of Zuke.

>>89331099
>Lapisfag
Lapis isn't even in my Top 5. And I never really liked Zuke.

>>89325584
The important thing is: What are they going to do with the rubies?

>>89331157
I want the rubies to just get stranded on Earth, and go about living their lives in some city far away from the crystal gems.

Because I feel like the rubies are too stupid to figure out how to connect with any homeworld tech that Earth is probably riddled with.

I'm struggling to determine if Lapis is indeed the best girl.

I wanna like her because she's a QT but I feel like she's not really into anything..

>>89331096
It is a long and tortured story that I'm not sure if I even remember all the details, but basically she's not on the staff anymore due to a giant meltdown.

The actual details have never been released, but the most common rumor and the circumstantial evidence seems to be that Zuke was pushing for more creative control, specifically to focus the show more explicitly on Peridot and Lapis being a gay relationship between two non-neurotypical people, Sugar said hell no, and Zuke threw a tantrum that got her kicked off of the staff.
Somebody leaked posts from a restricted access blog that was never proven for sure to be Zuke's, but appeared very strongly to be Zuke's personal blog to bitch over everything.

Also, supposedly Zuke has bipolar disorder and wasn't taking her meds. If that's true then I can believe that something similar did happen for real, as I lived with someone like that for a while and I can say that unmedicated bipolar people are not fun to be around at all. It's like a disorder that specifically makes you into a giant asshole.

>>89331199
Do we have any hard proof Zuke isn't on the staff anymore? I've heard talk about her melting down, but considering her normal blog is always just occasional sketchy doodles, it is hard to tell any difference between now and when she was part of the crewniverse.

>>89331199
>It's like a disorder that specifically makes you into a giant asshole.
It's a disorder that makes you feel miserable all the time.

You might be forgiven for thinking the disorder causes the assholishness.
No, that's the being miserable part.

>>89331254
I suppose I should take a lesson from the show and try to feel more empathy for others unlike me. What can I say, I recognize that holding grudges is a flaw of mine.

>>89331232
I don't think I ever actually took the time to look that up. I seem to remember that someone in /sug/ did, but I can't remember what they found. And now do you really wish to brave the /trash/ threads?

>>89327161
>next episode will be live-action
>it's just 11 minutes of Rebecca bothering her little brother

>>89331314
>/trash/
No, no. I guess I'll just take what I get.

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>>89331314
>but I can't remember what they found
thery found this

>>89331314
>I suppose I should take a lesson from the show and try to feel more empathy for others unlike me. What can I say, I recognize that holding grudges is a flaw of mine.
In fairness it's easy to go off when you're off your meds. Or on them sometimes. Moodswings with bipolar disorder are pretty normal. Depending on which type you are, you can go from the manic to the depressive stage once every month or so.

Or every week.
Or every day.

Or if you're really unlucky, every few hours or so. Shifting from manic to depressive. Understand, of course that the manic phase encompasses more than just elation and happiness, but can include other high energy emotions like anger or paranoia or fear.

The depressive phase is generally categorized by depression but once again, that's not the only emotion that can come as a result including anxiety, sleepiness or just a lack of overall motivation or interest.

Medication for bipolar disorder often comes in two distinctive types. Including mood elevators and mood STABILIZERS. And it's not like you're going to get a benefit if you don't have bipolar if you take either. Stabilizing your mood is as important as keeping it elevated. Otherwise you can start cycling fast and hard into a lot of different hard to handle emotions.

The short version is, it can make your emotions really unstable and that can make interactions with other people difficult since it means small things can set you off in either direction. Or first one direction, then the other.

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>>89331190
She's pretty, but boring.

I guess you could say she's pretty boring.

>>89331157
Jewelry.

>>89330934

...You too, huh?

>>89331157

Don't really see what they can do besides poofing and bubbling them. They're simpletons who have been give fairly clear orders. Plus their target has been corrupted, poofed and bubbled.

Although I guess it could segue into a "redemption" (quotations marks emphasized) arc for Jasper. The rubies keep throwing a big stink until Amethyst deliberately pops Jasper's bubble and releases the furious, mindless beast, and the rubies try to reason with it until they're forced to poof her themselves.

In tears, they bewail her and wonder aloud if she is lost forever. (Song? Wouldn't that be great, the rubies singing together?) And Steven vows to save Jasper.

>>89332459
Everything we've seen of the Ruby in Garnet makes me think she's only marginally smarter/less bullheaded than normal Rubies, so I feel like it might not be impossible to reason with at least some of them.

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Only quartz gems are good enough to be waifus. All quartz are THICC!
Other gems are shit in comparison

>>89325584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T1YrR_fBK4

>>89325584
Title is legit
Synopsis is legit but doesn't mention Lapis or Peridot
Airdate is bloody bullshit, never trust Zap2it with airdates, they are just placeholder dates.

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>>89332953
>implying

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>>89332697

I just want to hear that song.

Five of them praising the way they see Jasper - Doc calling her a great commander, Army admiring her strength, Navy making some romantic remark, Nuby saying how smart she was and Eyeball commending her ruthlessness - with our Ruby interfering every few lines "She wasn't all that!".

>>89333064
All.the.GOOD.quartz are THICC

>>89329645
WDC

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>>89328712
>post YFW this emded up being her canon characterization.

>>89329784
Y-Yes. I love her and I love her feet.

>>89328712
>rub

b-boner

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>>89332459
This is cliche as hell, but what if Connie played a mayor role in Jasper's redemption?

In the middle of one of her attacks, Jasper is fought by Connie with the help of her newly acquired fencing skills and Steven himself. Jasper is barely held back, but she's impressed by the power coming from the bond of the two.
This gives her a different view over the value of Earth and its habitants.

that of course is not how it is going to play out and there are other factors that obviously need to be adressed such as the Pink Diamond thing, but I am just too tired to bother

>>89329479
Probably some huge ass currupted gem that not even Lapis can defeat solo.

>>89333203
Jasper nowadays doesn't seem the archetype to respect strength. I feel like most of her characterization now comes from her being "perfect" and dealing with having to live up to these expectations.

>>89333241
>nowadays
Is she even coming back? I have this nagging fear that just being another bubbled corrupt gem was basically going to be the end of her entirely.

>>89325584
>February 16
For three fucking years i have suffered the airing schedule

I hope Jasper doesn't get redeemed. I hope she goes nuts and tries to force a fusion with a diamond or the cluster or something to beat the Crystal Gems.

>>89333343
Of course she's coming back. Her later sympathetic portrayal, and Steven own regrets being shown all point to Jasper's eventual return. The question is not if, it's when.

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>>89333184

Her feet are nothing special.

How about... Blue Diamond's feet?

>>89333343

That just sets her up as the key piece to saving all the corrupted gems. We know Steven's gonna do it. Centipeetle showed it.

>>89333203

>Jasper fights Stevonnie
>Blushes like a maiden
>Quartzes express their affection through rough-and-tumble playfighting
>It's also how they fuse
>Obviously Jasper is usually dominant
>She wants to fuse with Stevonnie
>...But not as the dominant party for a change

...I should screencap this...
...it should give my therapist useful information when the time comes.

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>>89333241
Isn't there an interview with Sugar where she explicitly says that Jasper deeply loathes herself due to her origin?

That's kind of an interesting characteristic for a gem who's supposed to be like, the Aryan of her kind.

>>89333422
The entire point of Jasper's character is the old "Just because you're perfect on the outside doesn't mean that you are on the inside" thing. Maybe she's physically as perfect as a Jasper can get, but she's freaking bonkers mentally. I'm surprised how many people seem to miss this. Not you specifically, and certainly not all of them, but a lot of Jasper fans seem to radically mischaracterize her.

>>89333422
Jasper being "perfect" is the only reason why she gets to be an active soldier. All the other Earth quatrzes are either bubbled or benched in the middle of nowhere, only kept alive out of Blue Diamond's sentimentality induced mercy. Jasper probably constantly gets shat on for being an Earth gem, both behind her back and maybe upfront.

>>89333377
>tries to force a fusion with the cluster

I thought she was gonna do this when she fell in the hole last season, I was pretty disappointed

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>>89333422

The thought of something like Malachite would have inspired him.

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>>89329212
>implying you wouldn't

>>89333556
I'll fight anyone who says that some of the SU fusions aren't totally radical.

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>>89329212
I'd rather indulge in some underage brown feet myself

why are lapiscucks.also disgusting.footfags?
You are all.defenerates if.you dont.fap.over roses big.fat pillowy cow tits

>>89333645
whenever I see Rose all I see is tumblerinas.

Rose might as well not have tits since it's all fat. Tits aren't just fat, they're a real organ

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>>89333779
>Rose is a light-based warrior.
>First time we see her full body she's pregnant.
>Every time since she's had a flat stomach.
>But because of that first appearance a lot of people act like she's fat.

>>89333874
Even when not pregnant she looks fat as fuck

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>>89333779

All I see is lewd. Also, Jasper and Rose use literally the same model, the only difference is the hair and clothes.

>>89333779
>im a faggot and.dont like fat tits

>>89326092
can i get a version with only the music

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>>89333902
Well they change some facial features too, but I'm pretty sure that Rose is drawn in a way that makes her less threatening than Jasper, and vice versa. Overall they have roughly the same build though.

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>>89333779
>Tits aren't just fat, they're a real organ

...Not in Rose's case. She knew she'd never nurse Steven.

>>89333897

Pretty good waistline for a fat chick.

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>Indian is a genius

>>89331355
So she got into a fight with Sugar about making Lapis/Peridot canon, and when Sugar said no, this whole tantrum about her workplace being "abusive" happened? Christ, what a baby. I love gay romance too, but for fuck's sakes it needs to be well written, like anything else, for people to enjoy it. The way she was presenting Lapidot was totally based on her self-inserting as Peridot, and the writing in Barn Mates was cringy/forced as fuck. Will not miss her.

>>89333897
Shes 7 feet tall minimal, can jump like a hulk, and throws around shit that ways in the tons like its nothing.

She should be thicker if anything. Although being a light projection allows for physics bending.

>>89333779
>Tits aren't just fat, they're a real organ
But mostly fat, that is why fat chicks generally have bigger tits.
Flat chested fat chicks are proof that there's no just, loving god.

>>89325584
dumb connieposter

>>89325584
Not only did you not provide a source, this literally the premise of an actual fanfic.
I have my doubts.

>>89331157
Why do people care about the Rubies?

>>89330235
They won't go full space opera until the final season.

>>89331036
Arguably, Say uncle was in Steven's perspective. Kind of.

>>89331074
Doesn't a fujoshi into gay pairings?
Zuke is into femslash.

>>89334792
They're endearing.

>>89326725
Thanks for reminding me one of the reason's the show could use some improvement.

>>89335044

To be honest, the show is literally called Steven Universe. I really like how natural his growth from annyoing kid to galactic alien warlord is, its just because of the shitty format and airing schedule it feels absolutely glacial.

>>89335044
If it was away from Steven's POV, they'd have to change the title.

>>89335129
Not necessarily.
See: Naruto

>>89335163
>Comparing anime to a cartoon.
There's a limit to how weeb SU is.

>>89334792

They're funny and kinda cute. I mean they're kinda like dogs.

>>89335044

You could have a bomb like that. The same sequence of events - or the same day, anyway - but viewed through the eyes of five different people, with vastly different conclusions.

>Townie Bomb
>It's actually good

Lars: "Starstruck" - The day ends with Steven hitting Lars. Why?
Sadie: "The Donut Incident"- She sees Steven hitting Lars, but she doesn't care either way. Why not?
Onion: "Onion Rings" - We see Onion's run around town as he's on a quest. What is it?
Kofi: "Top that" - We see, in flashback, how Kofi arrived in town with two baby girls and their grandmother, and how past events mirror those of this day, down to Steven smacking Lars.
Suitcase Sam: "Case Closed" - Why did the contents of a suitcase Sam sold to Greg fifteen years ago cause Steven to smack Lars today? Find out in the final episode!

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Should I.write more.fanfiction about all the jaspers and amethysts gangraping.holly blue, then cumming all.over her face with their.futa cum?

>>89335253
what is it with the dots instead of empty space between the words in your post? are you on your phone?

Also, I'd rather you do some Lapis Futa with a water cock with Pearl

>>89335174
Phineas and Ferb?

>>89335106
>>89335129
People need to stop using that as an excuse. Plenty of other shows named after their main characters key us into events/characters without the MC being present. It's only the writers of this show that seem dead-set on never letting the focus shift from Steven's POV.

>>89335237
>You could have a bomb like that. The same sequence of events - or the same day, anyway - but viewed through the eyes of five different people, with vastly different conclusions.

See? Now you're thinking!
>Townie Bomb
Aaand you blew it.

>Lars getting knocked the fuck out
Eh. Maybe. But still.

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>>89332953
Gross. Why are you posting that ugly fat ass?
Skinny is so much better.

>>89325584
>Connie, Lapis, and Peridot look after Beach City.
Knowing SU, it's literally nothing.

>>89335293
Of course.I'm on my phone.
Lapis a.shot, pearl a shit, but.I.did.do one that was like bondage/rape.with lapis.and.jasper

>>89335359

I like the townies. I just wish they emphasized more how weird the town and its people really are. Like a benevolent Royston Vasey.

>>89335523
>I.did.do one that was like bondage/rape.with lapis.and.jasper

And it's called "Jailbreak".

>>89335434
Now that's my kinda gem

>>89334893
In small doses. They're basically the Seven Dwarves as hired goons (Steven even explicitly names one 'Doc'). But if they showed up all the time their shtick would get old real quick.

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>>89335590
Good taste you got there anon. Skinny is clearly superior.

>>89335606
She's too skinny for a Jasper.

It looks extremely uncanny and unnatural.

>>89335535
Nope its called this
> http://archiveofourown.org/works/4169130

>>89335707
Stop shitposting on 4chan Fatty Jasper. No one cares about.

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>>89335739
it is better than being a literal subhuman (subquartz?)

>>89334069
I dunno, I think there's a difference between being a genius as being overly educated. Like yeah her mom is overbearing in making Connie study, and at times she can be a bit of an annoying know-it-all, but otherwise she acts like a typical 12 year old. Like put her in the barn with Peridot and Pearl while they were building the drill and she would have been little to no help. She's no Dexter or... um, that little fat girl in the Loud House who can whip up wonder gizmos.

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>>89335785
At least she has an excuse for being a failure. What's yours?
>I-I-I-I WAS OUTNUMBERED
Even though Garnet is basically as powerful as a single gem
And Stevonnie is probably sub gem in power
And you even fused to fight Smoky and still lost.
The only failure I see is you Fatty.

>>89326092

>Peridot as Ron
>Lapis as David
>Connie as Ajay
>beating the ever-loving fuck out of Lars while Still plays

Yes. Yes, I believe I would give Sugar my first born child for this to happen.

>>89333064
Fucking deformed piece of shit doesn't count.

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>>89335253
>iPhone keyboard

So, it doesn't seem to me like healing and growing life was a power all Rose Quartz had, but if it wasn't, how did our Rose get that power?

>>89336273
I mean, not unless it is a power they all have, but only Rose got close enough with organic life to learn about it?

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>>89336273
Could be that she was a fluke, a perfect Rose Quartz, or just something we haven't learned about yet. I'd say that all Rose Quartz gems could have something like that, but Eyeball made way too big a deal about it.

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>>89336166
>iphone
Nigger,.no. I'm on.android. iphone is.for.people who are literally too stupid or lazy to.learn how.any of.theor.technology works. Apple is a horrible.company that literally doesnt want anything about how to fix their computers or.phone released so.you cant work on them yourself, and have to pay $80 for some hipster faggot to just go into bios and reset some shit.to factory.

Fuck I.hate apple

This is completely irrelevant, but who else here hates fanart that gives gems cleavage? They very clearly do not have individual breasts, their chests are fucking barrels, shown very clearly with Bismuth.

But way too much fanart, not even sexualized fanart, gives them cleavage for no reason. Jasper doesn't have it, she's basically just a solid slab of violent fists, no room for cleavage.

>>89336409
theorycrafters gonna start losing their shit if the diamonds start turning up with ridiculously versatile and OP powers in a similar vein to what Steven has

>>89336722
Sometimes they do sometimes they don't. Some gems clearly don't at all, like bismuth. I don't think it really matters. Also I'm pretty sure there's one guy who keeps bringing it up and I don't know why you're so focused on it.

>>89336722
Rose does, so all bets are off. Especially since art style in the show is purposely inconsistent (with the boarders all seeming to have a level of freedom).

So some people choose to believe that like ears, gems can have cleavage if they feel like it.

>>89336722
Fanartists can do whatever they want, wouldn't be the first time. I'm pretty sure that Rose is the only gem with 100% canon breasts, maybe Amethyst, but it doesn't help that the animators have given them breasts before when the boarders didn't add them. Case in point, those times with Lapis laying on the barn or Jasper getting punched in the gut.

>>89336722
I agree with Jasper fanart. I think it's okay if they're drawing her nude since it's just anatomy practice, but giving her breasts bulging out of her suit looks silly.

Rose has breasts, I think.

>>89336273

Heterofusion with Pearl. That's why they're both different.

>>89327161
Its not uncommon for a popular show to break format for an episode after its 100th episode. Some of the most memorable episodes of a series can be like this.

>>89326725
If the show was ever going to switch from Steven's POV to someone else's, it would be Connie's, so this would work.

inb4 timeskip due to reality warping space travel nonsense.

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>>89337701
The entire point of the reality warping nonsense was that there wouldn't be a timeskip.

>>89333510

>homeworld struggles to find the resources for full gem production

>intentionally disregards fully functional gems solely because they are from Earth. Considers discarding them entirely

Its like they want even more rebels. Its obvious the zoo's only guards are on their side. What's to keep the crystal gems from rescuing all bubbles rose quartzes once the diamonds leave?

>>89338248
There's a thing I don't get
>Earth Amethysts probably fought against the CG
>Earth Jaspers and that midget Carnelian were just made for that purpose
>They help the CG escape and don't confront them

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>>89326903

Am I the only who FUCKING HATES RONALDO

>>89336273
It would make sense that if Rose Quartses were developed on Earth, they would be specialists in manipulating the plant life found there. It would be to the advantage of the Kindergartens and other gems stationed there if at least for landscaping and even more labor force.

It could also be that a gems ability to heal organic life as well as other gems is completely incidental

>>89336409

Eyeball made a big deal about it because every rose quarts has been practically extinct for five thousand years. If rose quartzes were the cream of the crop soldiers of Earth and had unique abilities like healing, I could see why a lowly Ruby soldier would be impressed with seeing one himself. It would be like seeing a fucking dinosaur to her

>>89338426
But he's our guy.

>>89325584
>and Peridot
The fuck is Peridot gonna do? Autistic Screech them to death and run away on all 4s?

>>89338426
I skip whenever it's a town episode, Onion kid especially

>>89338492
Eyeball was around when Rose shattered Pink Diamond though, the aftermath of which is what got the other Rose Quartz gems bubbled.

>>89338426

Ronaldo would sympathize with the ant-spirals desu

>>89338547

Yeah, but that doesn't necessarily diminish a rose quartzes reputation.if the rubies can get freaked out by the reputation of Jasper, maybe the Rose Quartzes have a legendary reputation too. We don't know for sure how much contact Eyeball made with Rose Quartzes during the war, especially if the entire surviving cut was captured and bubbled

>>89338517
maybe she bought some better items after getting the killsteal on Jasper

>>89338517
She has those attack drones.

>>89335237
That could actually work, something in the vein of The Tales of Ba Sing Se where we get a bunch of loosely related short stories about various side characters.

What could also work is if the story is the same for each and it's just the character perspective that changes. Let's say some sort of corrupted gem attacks the town and we have the citizenry having to deal with it while the CGs are off fucking around in space.

>>89325584
>Conne, Peridot and Lapis
This gon be good.

>>89338492
Don't we see some of them essentially honor guarding Blue Diamond in "The Answer?" Also, what about Bismuth's "different because she wanted to be" line? Then there's Peridot's ferrokinesis that she developed because stress? This show man, it's almost like it doesn't care about setting up power system that makes sense or something.

>>89335878
I don't know, Stevonnie did deathstrike Jasper through a corrupted Quartz. She's pretty beefy.

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Reminder that Steven is a footfag

>>89340836
Reminder that either Steven is a nostalgiafag or gaming is still stuck in the gamecube era Because none of the artists or writers know what a modern console looks like

>>89340950
To be fair the gamecube is an alright console to have no matter the time period

>>89340836
>using reminders ironically
Fuck you.

>Steven and the Gems weren't aware of time dilation effects since they've never had to worry about time being a big factor beyond for construction
>their FTL travel took them to the Zoo months after Greg arrived and Blue Diamond's visit, while a mere moment for gems, was months for Greg, and it was only implied they'd taken less time because Greg wasn't aware of how long he'd been in there

>when they get to Earth, Lapis, Peridot and Connie have been protecting Earth for several years, enough that Connie's old as Steven now
>we get to see the townies aged up slightly, Lars is going through his 'im gonna grew terrible facial hair' phase, Mayor Dewey is being reelected again, Peedee's older, etc.

>>89340950
Listen, with how much his TV gets destroyed, would you really think he'd trust anybody to have wiimmotes around it?

>>89325584
FUCKING CALLED IT.

I said back when the bomb leaked that the next episode would be them getting back to Beach City, finding some kind of damage,
then having Connie come up and tell them the story of her, Lapis and Peridot protecting the town after they left.

I doubt it'll happen, but I also really hope it's a Catcher Freeman type episodes where Connie, Peridot and Lapis all tell different versions of what happened.

>>89341125
You say that, and all I end up wanting is Connie, Lapis and Peridot in the Adventures of John Freeman.

>>89338375

Did they actually know they were the Crystal Gems? None of the gems strike me as particularly smart, and Quartzes are definitely not made to think.

'sides, it's been thousands of years.

Or maybe thousands of years of caring for humans, plus being consistently mistreated by their own kind and told they were worthless, may have switched their allegiance altogether.

>TFW the Quartzes show up on Earth with the rest of the Roving Eye shuttles
>And they brought the humans and the Rose Quartzes with them
>Agate, when faced with the choice of having to explain to her supreme leader what happened or deserting, opted for the latter
>It won't be all that long before Blue Diamond visits the Zoo again

>Hilarity ensues

End game?

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>>89341125
>OP posts headcanon
>FUCKING CALLED IT

>>89341184
End Game is the Amethysts playing Beach Volleyball with the bubbled Agate.

>>89338517

Build a giant killer robot, maybe?

>>89338559

So did Simon, but he didn't join them.

>>89340432

Hey, I like that. And each episode ends with the crew returning to Earth and Steven screaming "Noooooo!"

>>89340836

Going by his face, he's not.

>>89341061

Entirely possible.

...Oh dear. That actually IS entirely possible.

>>89341257

Awww. Poor little Blue Holly Agate.

...Actually, it's not fair to hate her. She was literally created to terrify other gems.

...We have a canon torturer gem. Literally made to be a vicious dominatrix.

...Is SU the new "Totally Spies"?

>>89330141
Do we know this for a fact?

That would mean we have ayy lmaos confirmed to exist.

>>89341328

It was just a metaphor. I was trying to conjure the most humble life form imaginable. We have not sent any probes underneath Europa's ice shell, so we don't know if there is life there at all.

However, this is an entirely plausible scenario.

>>89330170
God she looks like a cave man. God I hate sadie

>>89341195
>headcanon
>http://tvschedule.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-the-new-crystal-gems/EP016164320992?aid=tvschedule
>Connie helps look after Beach City while Steven is busy.

There's no way this isn't talking about Connie, Peridot and Lapis shenanigans.

>Connie upset and insisting she's on her way as they leave
>They tell Lapis & Peridot to protect the earth while they're gone

>Connie probably arrived at the barn soon after they left
>Lapis & Peridot just lounging around the barn as usual
>Tell her that they were put in charge of protecting the planet
>Starts freaking out and getting paranoid
>Insists on bringing the two to Beach City to be active protectors
>Shenanigans ensue

I mean, fuck, there's probably not even gonna be an actual threat initially. Just the three throwing around weight as the "protectors of the planet"
But then something will show up halfway through the episode and they'll actually work together to stop it (or Lapis will just smash it wtih the ocean).

>>89341622
Ah, okay.

Don't get your hopes up though. For all we know the episode will take place well after the Zoo bomb and Steven will end up being busy on the phone trying to win a food themed bag from a radio contest.

>>89341713
I don't always ship, but when I do, I ship Lapis X Crab.

>Lapis, you can't have a crab as a boyfriend.
>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE

>>89333067
I want to hear them sing the EDF song.

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Does anyone know whether this is bullshit or legit?

>>89338520
I skipped Onion Gang and I have no intention of ever watching it. Anyone mind giving me a rundown of it?

>>89328712
B A S E D

>>89342281
Onion invites Steven to join his cult of Insect Killing friends.
Steven cries because "BUGS ARE PEOPLE TOO"
Adventure
In the end they weren't cultists, just out of town kids.
And a star fade out followed by the credits.

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>>89341323
>"S-Steven... how long do you think you were gone for?"

>>89342343
That sounds absolutely shit-tier. Almost "I CAN SUMMON MY SHIELD BY EATING ICE CREAM!!!" Shit-tier.

>>89342431
It was pretty shit tier.

>>89335864
>She's no Dexter or... um, that little fat girl in the Loud House who can whip up wonder gizmos.

girl dexter

>>89341061
Except they're not actually moving in a way that relativity takes hold

If they were accelerating to light speed, you'd be right.

But from the animation, it looks like the Ruby ship uses a sort of gravity assisted warp drive. The ship is bound to the black dot that appears around it and the black dot probably has the ability to scrunch space in such a way that you travel 'faster' than the speed of light but you're not actually accelerating so relativity doesn't affect you

Velocity is relative to the frame you're observing from, acceleration is objective though

>>89340683
>>89335878

Steven on his own gets retard strength + emotional hero boost power. I'd say he is probably just below a normal warrior quartz in power with a human.

>>89342175
>Roaming Rubies- 3/4ths of the episode is the gems debating what to do with the rubies, Pearl makes an offhand comment about what they would do with POWs during the war, some worldbuilding happens for a minute, and then Steven lets the Rubies onto the ship
>The mutiny- The Rubies get into an argument about who the leader of the Rubies are, they all go to pout in their own corners, and Steven tries to play peacemaker and fails
>The Owner- Its not about Pearl, it's about Sapphire
>The New Crystal Gems- Enough had been said in this thread
>Welcome Back- Lapis has another Vietnam flashback due to something that happens in The New Crystal Gems and Steven has to go chase after her

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>>89341061
>>89341323
>>89342381
Holy shit I want this to happen. Probably won't, but still.
>They go to far into the future and have to use the phantom hourglass mcguffin time turner

>>89338375
Their current boss is a controlling asshole who berates them and says how lucky they are to not be shattered.

Amy on the other hand pops up after thousands of years and treats them like beings. She even opens up with a funny gag because why not. Plus she is their sister of sorts.

They probably did not get to fight much if at all either.

>>89342175
Nah, this is way too fan-wanky to be real.
>OH WE FIND OUT SOME SECRET ABOUT THE GEMS INVOLVING AN "OWNER"!
>Welcome Back has Bismuth written all over it

People always try too hard for this shit.

>>89342833
>>Welcome Back has Bismuth written all over it
Try Jasper or Centipeedle.

>>89340836
god i wish those floorboards were me

>>89342876

Again, her feet are nothing special.

>>89342175
>Welcome Back
IF THIS SHIT ISN'T CENTIPEEDLE

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>>89342994
Its going to be Bismuth. Search your heart you know it to be true.

>>89343043
It's going to be and I'm going to be pissed

>>89342862
>>89342994
I'm saying I think that shit looks fake because the only logical one would be Bismuth and that's just fanwank.

Peetle made peace with Steven, she wouldn't harm him if he asked her for help.
Jasper is possible, but again we need to cure corruption for that to be viable.

Literally the only one in that context that makes sense is Bismuth, and she's certainly not coming back so soon.

Did Lapis terraform the prime kindergarten? Smoothing out the walls and such?

>>89342381
>"I-I think it was more like 100 years"

>>89342431
That's what makes this show so hilarious. One episode Steven is trying to find a fucking action figure, next thing you know a mouth-less screaming horror formed out of the corpses of the fallen is chasing children around a hospital.

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>>89343300
One episode Steven is trying to make friends and the other Amethyst is trying to rape Greg.

>>89342616
Well, as an adult (provided he ages) it would make sense that he'd be about as strong as Rose. Then again, if you want to go there, he's carbon based. He can also shape shift, so you'd think he'd be able to pull a "FMA Greed" and change the density of his body. Then again, he's pretty shit at it so who knows.

>>89342782
Yeah, so much time has passed so who knows how their alignment has changed.

>>89343359
>that pic
Who rights this stuff

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>>89343502
2 years ago /sug/.

>>89343359
And then she cleans their garage and everything is k.

>>89343526
Let me drive my fusion bomb into the heart of your city.

>>89340950
But it's Connie's computer...

>>89341061
>Connie, Peridot and Lapis are all grizzled warriors bitter over the Crystal Gems for leaving them for so long

>>89343709
But it's Steven's console sitting next to his tv.

>>89340950
Games don't stop being fun because your friends at school have newer consoles.

>>89340950
>No episode where Peridot becomes obsessed with video games and builds the ultimate gaming computer

>>89343933
especially when you don't even go to school to begin with

>>89343873

>shit went real south at some point
>Lapis and Peridot were basically left with no choice but to fuse to save the town
>Lapis got The Taste fusing with someone who actually trusted her and is now kinda ring-a-ding crackhead booboo about it
>Peridot wasn't ready for fusion, let alone Lapis's mental issues, and now has a morose rape victim vibe about her
>Connie is just straight Punished Maheswaran now

I'd buy that for a dollar.

>>89343422
Steven could unleash some serious nightmare fuel. Remember cat fingers?
>>89343873
>Connie has a kid with Kevin
>>89344136
>Lapis becomes Jasper
>Peridot becomes Lapis
Pottery

>>89330259
That throws off the flow of the song...too many new syllables out of nowhere

>>89329479
Hopefully both. Get some seriousness for a little character development, and wacky hijinks because fuck you.

>>89329632
I want to see them pay homage to the Three Stooges. Lapis as Larry, Peridot as Curly, and Connie as Moe.

>>89342175
Nah bro "the mutiny" is abou Steven and the gems trying to instate a mutiny to take over the HMS Bounty and spend more time in Tahiti

>>89344208
>>89343873
>grizzled warriors
I think it'd be better if Lapis and Peridot were mostly cool with the time delay because they're gems too, (we made ROBOTS) but Connie grew up, got friends, and since he left Connie in a quick message and flew away for years, she feels distant from Steven now, despite now being as old as him or even older.

>>89343066
Jasper is the only one that makes sense. She was the bubbled gem that still doesn't have a finished arc and is relevant with Homeworld looming and the Gems supposedly dealing with the Rubies earlier.

It could be Bismuth, but I'm not sure what relevance she'd have right now. It seems to early to pop her back out and deal with that whole problem.

I agree that it's not Centipeetle because I think it's safe to say that she wouldn't hurt Steven and co and they wouldn't assume she would.

>>89342175
>The Mutiny

Will...will we finally get Garnet development?

>>89325584

This would only work if we get a timeskip

>Steven where have you been, you've been gone for four years!
>Four years, but it was only a few minutes for us!
>Connie is now older than Steven

>>89342994
Guaranteed to be Bismuth

>>89344838

I hate Bismuth. Fucking man with a woman's voice aunt jemima son of a gorilla ass communist bitch who aint even a gem in real life

>Yellow Diamond's Pearl has yellow hair
>Blue Diamond's Pearl has blue hair
>Our Pearl has pinkish/reddish hair
It's pretty obvious Pearl's owner was Pink Diamond

>>89344208
>>Connie has a kid with Kevin

I would have autistic anger at this

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>>89345000
Get off the computer Steven

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I'm so glad I can discuss SU outside of /trash/ again.

It's been fucking hell.

>>89345000
>Steven sees Connie on the beach
>Runs up to see her
>She doesn't know who he is
>It's actually Connie's daughter

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>>89345154
tfw Special Relativity

So how were those 5 episodes about the zoo or whatever, I haven't watched em yet

>>89342175
if i'd speculate on the names of the first two eps, the gems would only fight about leadership if 'Garnet' wasn't around, so it could be a split up, possibly prompted by the return of the rubies and somthing they say. if Ruby leaves the group (to be welcomed back in the final) and Saphire isn't leadership material, you'd think Pearl would be next as defacto leader as the most responsible gem. Of course she has her own issues, leading to...
'the owner' learning about Pearls previous position under Pink Diamond.

I can't wait for everyone's reactions when it's just Steven imagining what they did like in Garnet's Universe.

>>89345301
best arc, watch them now so nothing else here can spoil you.

>>89345362
I've already seen some spoilers but its just a few more days so I might as well wait. I don't come to SU threads often.

Nice to hear, I saw a lot of bitching when they leaked (at least it looked like it) but I feel like SU is at the point where there's always gonna be a good chunk of the fanbase that complains when any new material is out.

>>89344947
yes, but her gem colour and position match White Diamond.

although, an old theory notes that Pearls clothes have all the colours of the Diamonds. Blue dress, Yellow frill, Pink socks.

personal theory, she was given from White to Pink. Afterall, A gems ownership can change, as Jasper wears the Yellow insignia, and all the Amethysts wear the Blue insignia, despite once belonging to Pink

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>>89345439
everyone here is a goddamn critic who can't take their scepticles off for a minute.

the only good critisism is that the second episode is the weakest, but that's probably why it airs back to back with the first.

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>>89340836
WHAT DID THEY MEANT BY THIS?

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>>89344136
>Punished Maheswaran

Punished "Venom" Maheswaran - A Knight Deprived of Her Liege
Peidot - A Technocrat who stands her ground
Lapis - A rival living a lie

>>89345690
Connie is a strategy fag

>>89345690
That Connie's mom wouldn't allow her to play video games, but she was able to trick her into allowing these ones because they're 'educational'?

>>89345690
she wants to be the president, that is her one true wish.

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>Just watched the newest episodes
>mfw nobody talking about Holly Blue Agate and hardly anybody talking about the Diamonds or the new Jaspers and Amethysts.

>>89345439
Have it your way.
And yes, so many people want so many different things from the show, you will always get bitching.
Lorefags, action junkies, the SoL crowd, all the shippers and waifufags.
You simply cannot satisfy them all.
But this bomb was really nice in that we have learned much about what Era 2 is like for Homeworld, about all those Gems from Earth, the Diamonds, and the effects of lacking gravitational dampening on hardlight projections as well as the psychological effects of a life in bliss.

>>89345000
t. Steven Universe

>>89343873
>>89344612
>Connie being older would be the trigger for Steven to mature and grow some years
>he now looks 14 years old

Will never happen but would be sweet

>>89345690
Something we've seen and discussed since the short aired. Dumb phone poster

>>89345745
We did. For weeks. We're just done now.

>>89345745
I guess you missed the hype train buddy. There will be more discussion again when they air.

here's a subject for you though, does Holly have horns under her hair? If an Agate is meant to terrify, is it a common trait in different agate gems

>>89345745
you were too late mate

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>>89345745
I feel ur pain

>>89345745
>The song sucked
>Blue Diamond is UGH THICC!
That's about all that was discussed

So what are the actual chances of a time skip? About 0% right?

>>89345930
They missed their chance so yeah

>>89345873
>the song sucked
You can make the argument that the lyrics sucked(I disagree) but anyone who can say that a song sung by PATTI MOTHERFUCKING LUPONE sucked needs to get thier ears checked. Even if she is past her prime she is still the most talented singers on this show full of talented singers.

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>>89345873
>The song sucked
I liked it.

>>89328712
>dick squad

RIP in peace my sides

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So, how is Steven going to convince Jasper he's not Rose?

>>89346190
Why would he care?

>>89328555
Why Hmm?

>>89346190
The corruption will have changed her

Also Steven knowing why she's so pissed probably helps

>>89346190
Why would he care about some dead fatty's opinion?

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>>89346190
By giving her the D.

>>89346222
WHY NOT HMM?!

>>89346190
Steven's gonna kill the Rose-shaped Jasper's inner demon.

>>89346267
well, I wondered if they were wondering what her VA would sound like singing, so I was going to point out that lapis' VA is a theater actress and link a song

>>89346383
SO LINK A SONG THEN!

>>89346437
Ok but please don't yell

https://youtu.be/PFUbhnA6C14?t=61

>>89346190
"If I was Rose, why would I act like this?"
"Why wouldn't I know where you were, or who your diamond was?"
"Why would I ask you all these questions I should know the answers to?"
"Why would I even bother, if I WAS Rose? Because I'm NOT Rose, I'm Steven, and I want to know who my mother was!"
>"...y-you... you're not joking... are you?"
"..."
>"B-But THAT FUSION! THAT PEARL! They were there from the beginning, before I was even born, w-why didn't they tell you any of this!?!?"
"...I don't know. I've figured out lots of stuff, but Pearl and Garnet never told me any of it. They taught me how to fight, how to act right... but they never tell me the truth. Not about the war. Not about themselves. Not about Mom. Not about the Diamonds. Not about anything... Dad can. Lapis can. Peridot, the Rubies, Amethyst can. They won't."
"So now it's your turn. Tell me what I want to know... because I'm out of options here."

>>89344947
The owner doesnt have to be a Diamond. It could be any high ranking gem.

>diamonds show up

cool
>yellow starts singing

why the fuck

>>89346849
it would be a severe waste of the VA's talents to not have her sing.

she's a fucking award winning Broadway actor/singer.

>>89338520
It's too bad he seems to be growing out of his supervillian stage.

>>89346849
Because this is Steven Universe, where everyone sings about their feelings.

>>89346482
Odd, that doesn't seven sound like Lapis.

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>>89346506
>"...okay. I'll tell you."
"Good, so what happ-"
>"On ONE condition."
"Uh... okay?"
>"I'll tell you... if you let me go."
"What?"
>"That's the deal. That's how I'll know you're not her. Because she'd NEVER let me go. She'd bubble me, and lock me away forever in that harvesting room!"
"I...wait, how could you keep your word that way? You'd just run off! You wouldn't tell me anything!"
>"Well that's the price of admission. Is putting your trust in me worth knowing the truth?"
"I just, I- can't you? ..."
*opens the door on Rose's room, poofs away her chains*
"Well, what do you have t-"
*Jasper suddenly grabs Steven like a football and launches at the door like a madman, before crashing onto the warp pad*
>"Fountain... NOW!"
"W-whuh?"
*jasper starts corrupting again*
>"TAKE ME TO ROSE'S FOUNTAIN, OR THE DEAL IS OFF FOREVER!!!"

>>89347117
Best gem hnng

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>>89347097
*they warp there, and Jasper quickly shatters the pad before flying to the fountain*
>"HehehehehEHEAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
*Jasper tosses Steven aside, and dives in, before emerging uncorrupted again, flexing and triumphant*
>"Hah... so it's like that, huh?"
*She looks up at the fountain of Rose, and bristles, before tutting and turning to Steven*
>"Well, that only leaves one thing to do, doesn't it?"
*Steven slowly crawls away, before Jasper grabs him by the leg, and pulls him towards her, he stammers and whimpers as she towers over him at the edge of the pool, before leaning back and sitting down on the ground with her legs out*
>"Where do you want to start?"
"Y-you're not going to kill me?"
>"What? Look, R- ugh, whatever you are, I just shattered the warp pad. No one's coming for a very long time, especially since they don't know we left or where we were going. So you and I have a while to ourselves."
"W-what?"
>"The Rose I know wouldn't do something this STUPID, so it settles it doesn't it? You're not her. Heck, you're nothing LIKE her."
"..."
>"Hah, don't feel bad, that's a GOOD thing. It means you're probably not so monstrous. Or cruel. Or psychotic. Or such a trait-"
"DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!!!"
*Steven summons a shield and slaps her back across the fountain*
>"Hah... but I guess you are just as gullible. Very well...Steven... you want to know what happened? You want to know everything?"
*Jasper walks back towards him, wagging a finger*
>"Be careful what you wish for..."
*star zoom-out is silent as it zooms into Jasper's face, and pops into diamonds*
Steven Universe will be on a three month hiatus for the Summer

>tfw we'll never see Peridot's bare feet

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Best gem needs her human gf episode, stop with the meme barn episodes for the love of god.

Has anyone ever tried building any SU stuff with lego?

>>89347850
I think you mean Pearl needs to go on a date with Mayor Dewey

>>89347494
Sounds good but steven would never be THAT stupid.

People forget steven helped peridot because it was useful to him.

>>89348164
Mayor Dewey sure is a funny way top spell Amethyst.

>>89347850
Well, you can't exactly show them elbow deep in each other on a children's show.

>>89325835
um.. I've been looking everywhere for that episode of Mighty Magiswords, could you post a link please?

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>>89335253
>Should I.write more.fanfiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

>thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SskKsTqlpA

>>89348344
>forgets that jewcrose used to draw porn
Don't worry, Anon. Sugar will always find a way.

>>89348371
The merchant sells, and the goyim buys.

>>89348290
I support that only if we get more Opal episodes

I can't wait until Zuke's last episode airs and the cancerous Lapidot shit in the show is gone for good.

>>89348456
Peridot is currently the only reason to watch the show though

>>89348496
Peridot is annoying as fuck now, especially when written by Zuke. They went too far trying to make her cute and comedic and turned her into Invader Zim.

>>89348496
i don't understand how you would like her that much outside of her own arc desu, besides waifuism

>>89326725
In most shows with a central main character it has an episode that focuses on side characters. It's not like these three will have an entire arc to themselves, it's just a singular episode

Can Steveonnie fuse with other Gems?

>>89348369
are the legends true? has he joined us again?

>>89348707
I think so.

>>89348733
I'd like to see her get multiple arms and become an Indian goddess

>>89338426
I think he's probably the least popular character in the fandom.
Either way, I see lots of hate on him so you're not alone

>>89348496
I hate Peridot.

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>>89348944
Mean!

>>89342994
I read time ago that the rubyes will stay and stephano will heal corrupted gems whit mind powers and shit , so he will heal the centipeddles crew and they will have a rivalry whit the rubyes