>Sexy Russian lady walks in wearing a red dress
>Saxophone music starts playing
>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>Overhead shot of New York City
>Gangster rap starts playing
>>89298086
>Its a Tupac song
>>89298051
>Victorian era mansion in scene
>harpsichord music starts playing
>>89298051
>Scene set anywhere in the south
>Banjo music starts playing
>Any scene
>Music starts
>Someone gets told to stop plaing it
>it's a backwoods bayou setting
>everyone's voiced by jim cummings
>sneaking scene
>footsteps start making xylophone noises
>Shhhhhhhhhh!
>>89298051
>Psychic vampire struts into the scene
>violin or orchestral fanfare starts playing
>>89298449
>steps on a creaky piece of wood
>Sounds of a Piano crashing down the stairs
>>89298296
>Victorian era revenge setting
>deep horns and trumpets out the asshole when big bad is on screen
>>89298051
>"We're going to France!"
>shot of Eiffel Tower
>man with pencil mustache wearing beret and striped shirt rides past on bicycle
>accordion music plays throughout
>obligatory "kung-fu movies have bad lip syncing" scene
>>89299245
The same guy is sitting at a tea shop with a broken baguette on the table outside
>>89299279
>implore
Implore? You always was one for fancy words, anon!
Implores. I, I implores you to go back and tell them to send someone just a little bit more impressive next time.
>Canadian rides in on a moose
>>89298051
>Something cute happens in the movie
>Whole cinema goes "hurr aaaw durr"
Normies...
>In a school band
>Has no idea how to play
>Teacher have to teach him how to play
>He won't
>Give him the triangle
>>89298051
>Russian
wut?
>>89298051
>trippy dream sequence
>saxophone music starts playing
>Western setting
>Good Bad and the Ugly theme
>>89301968
That's never happened.
>>89301986
what about in The Good The Bad and The Ugly?
>>89302005
not a cartoon
>>89301986
You're telling me that whistle has never shown up in any western scene other than the original?
>>89302013
yeah, but. it was a western setting, and The Good The Bad and The Ugly theme DID play in the movie.
>>89302021
I don't think you know what the purpose of this thread is.
And if you DO and you're doing this correctly then this isn't a /co/ thread and needs to be deleted.
>>89302027
he's baiting you
>>89302013
Cause copyrights, but they make some rip-off's.
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUO32EGdEpg
B: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4m7VdzAZw4
>>89301943
Woodblock doesn't get enough love