I need some good toilet reading material. I've read almost

>>89256147
>mfw it looks like a swastika

What did they mean by this??

>>89256147
newspaper comics

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>>89256533
Here yah go

>>89256147
Now that depends on what kind of shits you take. If you have trouble pinching it off, I recommend some Silver Age Marvel because most Stan Lee issues are dense enough to last you a good twenty minutes. If you're a bit more regular you want something heavy on action with less dialogue, that you can blow through before it's time to wipe. I find manga is generally good in those cases.

>>89256147
Enjoy your hemorrhoids.

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>>89256533
kek

>>89256147

Archie, get yourself ready for Riverdale.

Otherwise go for the original Stan Lee F4 and Amazing Spider-Man. Might wanna include the original Hulk too since it was so short.

>Reading while taking a shit

That's just asking for hemorrhoids. 5-10 minutes max is how long you should be on there.

>>89256943
You can do a good bit of reading in under ten minutes. Most pulps only take about two hours, so that's enough time to polish off a chapter.

>>89257004
My problem is I get engrossed and don't realize how fast time goes by when I start reading. I just avoid getting into the situation in the first place now.