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It's a disaster, /co/! >Upcoming Movie managed to lose

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It's a disaster, /co/!
>Upcoming Movie managed to lose twenty-three directors in five hours.
>Everyone says the female lead can't act.
>The costumes have become a meme already and not a good one!
>Rival Studio Movie has way better hype.
>People keep leaking "anonymous insider" stories, and some of them are even true.
>Nearly a third of our runtime will be cameos of other characters to try and set up future movies.
>If Movie Before This One gets mauled we'll need to reshoot and edit quickly to change the tone of Upcoming Movie again
>Zack Snyder sent us a sympathy card co-signed by Josh Trank.

What the hell are we going to do?!
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>>89161096
Insult everybody who doesn't like the movies.
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>>89161096
>>Nearly a third of our runtime will be cameos of other characters to try and set up future movies.
Hey this worked for Rival Studio.
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>>89161312
Nah, they use post credits.
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>>89161096
Quick, take the Rock to lunch at Water Grill, be sure and get him real drunk and maybe he'll generate some hype for us on Instagram!
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>>89161096
have we tried "leaking" that the writer had a deeper message
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>>89161096
Make three more just the same way!
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>>89161096
release it than release another garbage cut and say it was the "real" version at least guaranteed to get us 1.5 time the profit
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>>89161279
Remember that time that they actually called most of their fans virgins?
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>>89161096
>Josh Trank
Haven't heard of him in a while, where is he?
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>>89161516
Wasn't that Might No. 9?
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>>89161096
sometimes the simplest answers are the best boss
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Quick, say that it's a movie for the fans!
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>>89161096
Release a staged "interview" where the female lead is sexually harassed
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>>89161565
After nearly wrecking his career in 140 characters or less, he's now doing an Al Capone biopic starring Tom Hardy.
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Nothing.
They'll go watch the movie anyways like the last couple of movies.
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Don't worry, we'll just say our new movies are fun! Fun is good!
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Yes please all Marveldrones congregate here

Good distraction bait thread OP

Now lets go discuss kino elsewhere
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>>89161096
We win by using the rules.

No, not your baby manchild fucking rules, the virtue signaling rules.
First, we make a media case that our Upcoming movie is actually really good for something that Virtue Signaling people enjoy, like feminism.

So the upcoming movie? Turns out its all about feminism, and it has a lot of woman power behind it, so anyone not supporting it? probably a virgin, a manchild, or a gamergater, maybe all three, I hear they hate women too, and thats why they dont want this movie to suceed and you, my dear woke spectator, you are the only way to salvation! Yes! By voting with your money you'll help lead the cause into the next century by watching this movie and repeatedly telling people on social media that they too should watch it otherwise the MRA, Neo nazi, nerds Win.
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>>89161577
Goyer actually gave an interview where he said that anyone that knows martian manhunter was a virgin.

He proceeded to have a discussion about how she hulk is a green fucktoy for hulk.
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>>89162691

I dunno boss, they tried that with Ghostbusters...
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>>89162723
Why are these the types that make this shit up
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>>89162779
Tbh, it worked. the movie was lauded everywhere, it was a very Citizen Kane kindof thing where feminists keep applauding it as it tanked.
If all the newspapers say it was a hit, then it was a hit.
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>>89162816

Except not really. Sony reported that it was gonna cost them 70 million bucks in losses.
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>>89162814
Because noone would let one of you virgins do it.
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>>89162852
sounds like you're a gamergater mra
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>>89163055

Hey, just stating the facts. Haven't even seen the thing yet.

But it was a confirmed bomb.
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>>89163090
facts dont matter, only virtue signaling, you are either with it or against it.
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>>89161096
Obviously, we release Special Extended DLC Final Director's Cut editions of the movies in the hope that retards will give us some more money.
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>>89161436
>implying the Falcon cameo in Ant-Man wasn't just set up for Civil War
>implying having Black Widow and Fury in IM2 wasn't just set up for Avengers
>implying there literally wasnt a scene in Age of Ultron dedicated to setting up multiple future movies
>implying all of Doctor Strange wasn't just a set up for Mordo
kys you stupid nigger
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>>89163842
>cameo =/= setup

Even more when there are good reasons to have the characters be there.
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