Congratulations /co/, you're the newest member of the Robot

I can pinch kinda hard. How about Clamps?

>>89112476
How about "Puzzles"?
People will wonder why my name's puzzles
But THAT'S the puzzle

>>89112476
Driver.

And it's got nothing to do with handling a steering wheel.

>>89112476
Why were there just three of them? Not much of a Robot Mafia if it's just three robots.

How 'bout "Blotto"? It's gritty, it's got street cred. Plus I can keep my monogrammed slippers.

>>89112697
Maybe they were just so good they didn't need any more

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>>89112539
:O

>>89112476

Tapeworm Neurosis

>>89112476
>Futurama thread
How long has it been?

I want to be Queen Priscilla.

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>>89112476
Johnny 5

But I'm not a robot

>>89114340
That's why we call ya Skinny.

>>89112476
Deadbolt
Smear the Gear
Al Ternator
Lazer Lips!
Spoolio
Android 61 because i'm really mean

>>89112849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1aTuVMFlMI

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>>89112539
This made me chuckle.

Climps. Because my hands are made out of those plastic clips that hold papers together with the little metal push thingie.

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>>89114329
yeah, I like the sound of that. Alright fella's, lets bid welcome to our new associate
Bump

>>89115326
'Cause he bumps 'em off?

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>>89114340
I see.

Tell me what you are then.

Yo, my names Coleco. I got dem high end optics that make me a good lookout. Sorry about my brother Intelli, hes a stuck up assbot

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>>89112539

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>>89112476
ya can coll me slick oilman boss, cause im slippery as a leaky barrel capesh?

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>>89112476
hows about Girder
Wrench
Squeezer
Da man wid da iron fists
Mr blender
Scrapper
Manuel override
doctor 2step goodnight
Mister #1123blues(hue)
Don Romba jr
Tin manners
Jim crowbar
Papa Dixie tube
lilttle mr analouge
Mixtape.mp3
Jon no lips
Teeth inspector
Hard factory reset larry
Shockin Carlos the walking wire
T.fileuploadnotfound baggins

>>89112539
the best post in /co/ all year

>>89112539
That is marvelous.

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I want my name to be spaghetti