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Imagine a pasty white 40 year old virgin who's been active

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Imagine a pasty white 40 year old virgin who's been active in the Simpsons fandom since the mid-90s and who's drawn hundreds and hundreds of shitty fanart pics and episode scripts based around your Simpsons timeskip featuring a muscle girl Maggie. On top of posting rants on NoHomers about how the writers steal from you and how the show is so fucking terrible now, but you won't stop watching it.

Then you realize that this person actually exists and isn't a meme.
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At least he's doing something with his life.
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there is a simpsons fandom?
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>>89107500
Hey /co/, how you picture yourself when you reach 40 year old?

Was your time spent on /co/ well spent?
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>>89107500
got to admire the dedication
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>>89107670
I'm finally leaving. It'll been seven years in a few months.

I'll still come back to storytime occasionally though.
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>>89107580
All that porn and shitty OCs have to come from somewhere.
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Since my suspicions are on record that he's probably gay (liking muscle girls is generally a sign that you're a closet case).
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>>89107985
>I'm finally leaving. It'll been seven years in a few months.
I told myself 2 years ago. The first week is a little hard, the rest is a cakewalk. Then you make the mistake of assuming you can just waltz in again and not get trapped again.
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>>89107670
Hopefully ill be dead before 30
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I was interested in "Maggie and Eric" after finding it as a kid. I thought it was cool to see Bart and Jessica Lovejoy working together after years of separation.

Boy howdy, I was a fucking idiot as a child.
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>>89107500
>doxxing someone is fine when it's one of the "bad guys"

hypocrisy, thy name is /co/mblr
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>>89107670
As someone currently being paid 2000 a month to do Verification and Validation, I still see myself here, getting paid to shitpost on /co/ between projects
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>>89108059
Dumbass 4chan was doxxing before you even needed a reason to do it.
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>>89108038
Oh, I've tried several times now. But I mean it this time. I'm going back to school, got a job, talking to women again. I feel like I've finally outgrown this place.
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>>89108097
yeah but now only the "good guys" are allowed to do it
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I love how he uses all this shiny metallic coloring to hide his terrible grasp of anatomy.
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>>89107500
ED/Kiwi Farms when?

>>89107670
I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
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>>89107670
eh, 4chan is one of the less worst sites of the Internet and is amusing enough to be a nice memory when I outgrow it if I do, anyway
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>>89107670
>how you picture yourself when you reach 40 year old?

There's no way in hell I want to reach 40. I'm cashing in at 30.
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He got into a steaming rage over Milhouse being a roid junkie in Future Drama and claimed the writers stole the idea from him, although it was actually extrapolated from Separate Vocations.
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His old stuff was better when he followed the show's art style more closely. This is p. good. The OP pic is not.
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What the hell is this?
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>>89108305
http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?46908-Rate-Review-Future-Drama-(GABF12)

I don't recall anything like that in the R&R thread, although I'm facepalming at how many people gave this turd a 5/5 rating.
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>>89107580
Surprisingly, there is and they can be pretty obsessive. Some of them have even posted their, uh, "creations" here.
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>>89108028
A straight guy wouldn't draw this, methinks.
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>>89107670
>>89107985
>>89108038
Past year or two, I slowed down my 4chan browsing. I still pop in from time to time, but not as heavily like before. I didn't log in since summer or early fall last year, and only browsed this january again to check on things. I'm a bit out of loop and missed 4chan during the US elections. That must have been quite the week.

But yeah slowly cutting back on 4chan.
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>>89109494
It looks a character in some shitty console fighting game.
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>>89107500
>>89108028
>I browse NoHomers
>I know this person, and this thread is a pleasant surprise as he's annoying as fuck
nice
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>>89109494
>>89107500
I notice he seems to have this problem with always giving the characters these weird poses with their legs spread out. Nobody actually fucking stands like that. Try studying some official art/drawing guides or better yet, a book on basic anatomy.
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>>89107500
>active in the simpsons fandom since the mid-90s
>he's 40
So he started at like 15?
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>>89109893
He mentions on his DA page that he was born in 1976, and his earliest online posts appear to have been from 1994, when he was 18.
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>>89107580

It was the most iconic cartoon for at least a century, what would make you think otherwise?
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>>89109917
>>89109893
My first online posts were to alt.tv.simpsons when I was 15. God, those were bad. I never ever want to see them again.
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>>89110038
lyl
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>>89107670
Still here, still shitposting, still watching cartoons, and realizing there's people born in this year who are now old enough to post on 4chan.
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>>89107670
this, mainly: >>89110204

But hopefully I'll die before I hit 31.

Life is too long.
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>>89110162
The ATS regulars were kind of douchey anyway. They used to treat the board like their s00per sekrit clubhouse and get offended if you weren't one of them. One time I drew some hardcore flames for answering a poster's question about the song Lisa plays in Lisa's Sax (Baker Street).

You see, apparently this question was asked a _lot_ of times on ATS to the point where it got annoying and the group regulars would just give some troll answer or insult. So they flamed me over a spit for breaking of the "cardinal" group rules.
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>>89107670

The nature of the site is always a positive for a person with my '' I like a little bit of everything '' personality.

I also like that we get a more unbiased look at comic book news over here.

The only problem are boards like /pol/ or /tvirgins/ that turn cape threads into shilling fests
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>>89107500

i've been wasting my life in this hellhole for like a decade now

still better than that guy
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>>89110311
Also there was a legendary troll named Satmar Hassidim who used to post ramblings about Lisa being a Marxist protodyke Turkorussian Jewess. Dude was /pol/ before /pol/.
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>>89107524
You doing nothing is better than him doing something.
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Errghh...
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>>89110320
>we get a more unbiased look at comic book news over here.
We do?
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>>89110438
The fuck's with Bart's hair?
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>>89110395
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>>89110605
That's not Bart, it's his OC donut steal little brother he gave Maggie even though it's canon that Homer is sterile from nuclear plant radiation.
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>>89107670

Fucking 2005. I honestly think I could have had a shot at being a normie if I never found this place.
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>>89110438
>>89110921
He looks like he has a scrotum on his head.
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>>89107500
there's an alternate universe where Matt decided to end it all years ago.
when truly live in the darkest timeline
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>>89107500
I only care enough to post about how little I care.
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>>89109670
Explain.
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>>89109969
Jesus, man, don't give them ideas. The show only needs about seventy more years to make it to a century. Hell, it makes thirty this year if you count the Tracey Ullman shorts.
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>those colors
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>>89107500
the Simpsons artwork is ugly af in general
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>>89107670
late 40's anon here. I wasted a lot of my 20's and most of my 30's, but finished out a bachelor's and got a decent job at a hospital working their computer security.
/co/ helped me with Win-o-threads, anon art, and pointing me out to cool web comics like
pandemonium wizard village
lackadaisy
latchkeykingdom
endtown
and rosiannarabbit

The board is a good place with good things. I hope it's around for two or more decades, at least.
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>>89111480
And this isn't helping.
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>>89108058
>Boy howdy, I was a fucking idiot as a child
Yes. Yes, you were.
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>>89109670
cool
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>50 seasons worth of fanscripts/episode descriptions
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>>89108042
You won't be. Trust me. Don't bank on it.
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>>89109494
>>89108181
>>89107500
Is it me, or does this guy have no clue how weight and gravity work?
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>>89111009
>I honestly think I could have had a shot at being a normie if I never found the internet.
fixed
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>>89113370
>I honestly think I could have had a shot at being a normie if I worked out and lift'd every night.
fixeld
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>>89107670
Gonna force myself to leave in a tad. Used to browse /v/ /ck/ /Co/ and /a/. All told those but /ck/ are cancer. So it will be easy to break
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>>89107500
Literally nothing wrong with bring a button at any age.
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>>89111480
There's far worse art styles for example Littlest Pet Sop.
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