>be smartest, sweetest, kindest, and most helpful character on the show
>/co/ wants you beaten to death for some reason
>yfw
Shitting on your brother and causing the Apocalypse is not smart, sweet, kind, or helpful.
She gets more leeway and forgiveness for her mistakes and desires than her brother does. It's a noticeable but, frankly, pretty minor flaw in the writing.
However, a girl character getting better treatment than a guy is exactly the kind of thing that internet lunatics will obsess over, exaggerate, and generally freak the fuck out about.
Who's worst, /co/? Lisa Simpson or Mabel?
>>89104403
Lisa based on sheer longevity and list of shitty deeds.
>>89104234
>It's a noticeable but, frankly, pretty minor flaw in the writing.
It's a pretty major flaw when your deuterologist is such a sink.
>>89104403
Welp...
>>89104403
Modern Lisa isn't a character anymore but instead a political mouthpiece for the writers.
>>89103975
She is nowhere near the smartest.
They're just a bunch of ADHD hating autistics. I don't know why but some people with autism hate us, I call it Frank Grimes syndrome. They take it out on cartoon characters, mostly, such as Mabel, Star Butterfly and Varrik.
Really we're two sides of the same coin.
>>89104535
so dippers autistic
>>89103975
I don't want her beaten to death. I want her vaporized, or possibly turned into slime and melted, or something like that.
>>89103975
>smartest
Nope
>kindest
I'll give you that
>most helpful
Forgetting Soos?
just /pol/ and /r9k/ fags
>>89104535
>I don't know why but some people with autism hate us
>Us
Are you a cartoon caracter?
>>89104195
In fact, I do one of those things every day.
After the final season? Fuck that bitch.
>>89103975
To be honest, I could forgive most of her awfulness if she just apologized and felt guilty for causing the apocalypse and nearly killing everybody she loves.
It doesn't necessarily HAVE to be "I'm the worst person who ever lived, I don't deserve to be alive, just erase me from existence and do the whole world a favor" levels of guilt, but I'd be fine with "I really, really, REALLY messed up and I have a lot to make up for" levels.
>>89103975
Get lost, Alex.
>>89103975
biggest whore
most selfish
no morality
>>89103975
>smartest
not by a long shot kiddo, although she is capable of some out of the box thinking
>sweetest
depends on the episode
>kindest see above
>helpful
alright she helps a lot, but she hinders quite often too, so the "most" could be a stretch
>>89104627
Living with severe enough adhd that I need goverassistance, I might as fucking well be.
It's not a gravy train either, I need it.
>>89104798
Although the former would also be fun to see.
>>89104680
That's what she wants
>>89103975
>always thought this girl was a QT
>watch the show one day
>voice of Kristen Schaal
>Dipper flirts with a few girls in Roadside Attraction
>it's treated like the worst thing ever
>Mabel has a new boyfriend ever other episode
>cool, fine, no problem
>>89105218
This is the only thing I really hate about Mabel
>>89103975
OP...
Scoop out your genitals, put them in a blender, and drink them...
>>89105304
Not the 'stealing a world shattering artifact so she can live in her fantasy and run away from reality which she just helped in destroying' thing?
>>89105347
Nah, need that for plot progression
>>89104403
Why not both?
>>89103975
Man, I didn't know that /co/ hated Soos.
>>89105056
make her a monogamous wife then
>>89104535
ADHD in girls is actually really adorable; they should definitely be held to the same moral standards as everyone else though