I watched the movie over the weekend and now I can't get

Because she was played by Eartha Kitt.

Because Kuzco was a dick to her even though she raised him. Its your good son instincts kicking in wanting to protect mommy.

There's no good porn of her either.

Pull the lever, Kronk.

Easily Disney's best animated comedy in terms of amount of actual laughs.

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>>89040123
>perfect

>>89040402
This

Except for the Yzma song that they never got to animate, I'm glad Kingdom of the Sun was scrapped and we got what we did

>>89040123
Kronk is more perfect.

But yeah best animated comedy ever made

>>89040267
that is fucking digusting, anon. she's an old woman. Ugh, fucking god. milfs are bad enough, but she's not even attractive. she's just old and some genderbent vizier type

>>89040588
Casual

>>89040383

I like that this is an actual watercolor painting instead of something digital.

>>89040588
I'd jump on her old bones any day

>>89040123
WHEN I WAS A GIRL AT MY DADDY'S SIDE, PAPA THE ROYAL MORTICIAN

bumpin

>>89040538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374xW4zZbZA

Even her scrapped villain song is awesome.

>>89042319
You'd break her old bones if you looked at her quick enough. Then again she might like that, since despite her fragile frame she likes them big and beefy.

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>>89040383
i threw up a little

>>89040372
WRONG LEVER

>>89044192
Holy shit this is fabulous. Just like her.

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>>89040123

Yzma a cute.

>>89040123

>She knows how to pull a fucking lever

I'd hit that, but then she would crumble away like dollar store dried putty.

RIP Eartha Kitt

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>>89049394

>ENG finally gets a world in Kingdom Hearts 3.
>The humor is completely butchered.
>Spade won't be in it, Kitt is dead, and Warburton probably won't get enough lines.

>>89040123
Because she was witty, entertaining, expertly drawn and voiced by Eartha Goddamn Kitt.

>>89045312
Hold on a fucking second
Were Yzma and Kronk banging?

>>89050336
If they were, Yzma had him so potioned up with alchemical cocktails that he didn't remember a thing afterward. He probably got in the shower and wondered why he had a moose dick.

I wanna pull her lever

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Y'all niggas need to see this shit.

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>>89040123
>>89040508
Bumping with a quickie before bed.
Thanks for the inspiration, anon.

>>89054500
Nice. Saved. Not nearly enough of her out there.

>>89044192
I'm glad we got Groove, but I really wish we got to see more about Supai. I liked the idea of this ominous force using a herald of sorts to eventually fuck some shit up.

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Yzma is best Princess.

Too soon I know.

>>89040123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7cDD36YD8A

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>>89046989

>>89040123
Because best song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=374xW4zZbZA

She has a son now, in the Descendants series.

>>89050336
That would seem to be the implication of Kuzco's narration about her getting a new model of toyboy every decade. She likes 'em young.

>>89054676
Lucky bastard

>>89054676
well, ok, I aprove this Yzma

>>89040123
Because based Eartha Kitt, that's why

>>89040245
She raised Kuzco? I didn't pick up on that

>>89054676
This is not even close to what she looks like.

>>89059197
>yzma: the nerve of him to fire me, I raised him like a son
>kronk: yeah, you think he would of turned out better

im paraphrasing but there was a line like that

Wonder what she would look like if she was younger

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>>89059276
I actually love how obvious it is that Yzma raised him when you look at his personality.
They are so similar when you think about it. It's a shame we didn't get to see more of their relationship.
It would be hilarious if they had managed to mend their relationship.
I want to see Yzma and Kuzco having a spa day where all they do is drink cocktails and talk shit about everyone in the palace.

>>89040123
In highschool I had a french teacher (also our homeroom teach)who resembled Yzma very much, looks-wise. We even called her Yzma, but she was honestly bro-tier. She had our backs.

>>89040193
Literally just popped in to post that.

>>89053504

respect.

>>89059394
Did she hang out a lot with the gym teacher?

>>89059333
So that's why he's so sassy

>>89055377
lol with who?!
I find myself asking that alot with the Descendants.

>>89053504
source?

>>89040123
Do you think Yzma was hot when she was younger?

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I think the appeal of Yzma is that we all realize we are her. She is the realest of the real Disney character.

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>>89064513

why did i chuckled.

>>89059197
>>89059276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdB_zJXx_AE
0:10

>>89040123

>"Any last words before I throw you down this cliff to the alligators? You want to have WHAT??
>Have sex with me?! You are joking, right? No? I haven't had sex since... I actually cannot remember when the last time was but it must have been like
>-Yees, when the mountains were still hills, THANKS Kronk...! I don't really know what to say.. except maybe there might still be some use for you after all..."

And then she jumps on you and throws you on the ground and starts riding you off camera and it is very noisy. Zoom on Kronk holding his hand before his mouth about to throw up, then he runs to the cliff out of frame to throw up.

>>89040538
It's weird that this came out around the same time as the first Shrek yet this stood the test of time and Shrek didn't despite both them being self-aware fairy-tales.

>>89064900
Will Disney ever make another movie with this much focus on comedy?

>>89064204
In one of the episodes of the tv show she managed to turn herself back into a teenager and yeah she was really fucking hot

>>89044192
I understand why it got cut, but it's still a shame.

>>89065080

can comedy be progressive?

>>89064513
>>89064593
Cancer

>>89065921
pics?